Tuesday, 3th August Y2K
Am v. happy, this morning discovered a secret passageway which leads to Snape's office. Wanted to place a 'surprise' for him under the sheets of his bed.... But Hermione somehow found out what I was up to and being the bossy know-all she is, she threatened to tell it to Prof. McGonagall. I became very véry angry, how dare SHE, a common muggle, blackmail me, the famous and handsome Harry Potter? Ahem, anyway, I waited until the annoying brat was asleep and tiptoed to the dungeons. Snape was snoring awfully loud. Geez, that guy could wake up a...a..uhm, never mind. I placed a microphone near his nose so the whole school could hear his snoring. In no-time all students and teachers were awake. Everyone was laughing their asses off. "HAHAHAHAHA" Except Dumbledore, who immediately knew I did it and ordered me to follow him to the dungeons.
So Dumbledore and I walked down to Snape's office, on the way down Dumbledore tripped. I stood close enough to see he was wearing rollerskates, I rolled over the floor laughing, but was silenced when Dumbly (my new nickname for him) glared at me. The Headmaster woke Snape up and whispered something to him. I catched some words like 'microphone, snoring like a cow, making a fool of himself etc.' I glanced at the Potions Master and suddenly became very afraid. He looked extremely murderous and gritted his teeth. "You better run fast, Potter!" he yelled, before jumping out of bed and sprinting, no, GLIDING (rollerskates, remember?) towards me. Blimey, do they even sleep with them? Anyway, I screamed and ran for my life.
The rest of the day Snape chased me on his pink (!) rollerskates. 'Where can I hide?' I wondered frantically. I looked behind me and noticed that Snape was nowhere to be seen. Suddenly I felt an arm around my waist who pulled me into a cupboard. "What the f..." I felt that someone clamped a hand over my mouth and I couldn't finish my sentence. "Be quiet, it's us: THE MARAUDERS" I heard Remus say. He let me go and I sighed in relief. "I thought you were Snape!" I said while turning around. "What are you doing here, by the way?" I asked. "Saving you of course" answered Sirius and threw the invisibility cloak over my head. Then we tried to make it to Gryffindor Tower as quiet as possible. On our way to the tower we saw Snape racing through the corridors, panting and cursing. "Just wait, Pothead, I'm gonna get you sooner or later!" He almost bumped against us while he dashed to the Great Hall, with his cape flapping behind him like Batman. Luckily for me he didn't get me today. Am wondering where to hide tomorrow, but now I'm going to bed. I have to get my beauty sleep. (Not that I need it, though!)
Bye, kisses from the 1 and onely, marvellous, handsome, smart and funny ME:
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«´¨`·..¤*...Harry Potter...*¤..·´¨`»
(¸.·'´(¸.·'´*¤*`'·.¸)`'·.¸)
Am v. happy, this morning discovered a secret passageway which leads to Snape's office. Wanted to place a 'surprise' for him under the sheets of his bed.... But Hermione somehow found out what I was up to and being the bossy know-all she is, she threatened to tell it to Prof. McGonagall. I became very véry angry, how dare SHE, a common muggle, blackmail me, the famous and handsome Harry Potter? Ahem, anyway, I waited until the annoying brat was asleep and tiptoed to the dungeons. Snape was snoring awfully loud. Geez, that guy could wake up a...a..uhm, never mind. I placed a microphone near his nose so the whole school could hear his snoring. In no-time all students and teachers were awake. Everyone was laughing their asses off. "HAHAHAHAHA" Except Dumbledore, who immediately knew I did it and ordered me to follow him to the dungeons.
So Dumbledore and I walked down to Snape's office, on the way down Dumbledore tripped. I stood close enough to see he was wearing rollerskates, I rolled over the floor laughing, but was silenced when Dumbly (my new nickname for him) glared at me. The Headmaster woke Snape up and whispered something to him. I catched some words like 'microphone, snoring like a cow, making a fool of himself etc.' I glanced at the Potions Master and suddenly became very afraid. He looked extremely murderous and gritted his teeth. "You better run fast, Potter!" he yelled, before jumping out of bed and sprinting, no, GLIDING (rollerskates, remember?) towards me. Blimey, do they even sleep with them? Anyway, I screamed and ran for my life.
The rest of the day Snape chased me on his pink (!) rollerskates. 'Where can I hide?' I wondered frantically. I looked behind me and noticed that Snape was nowhere to be seen. Suddenly I felt an arm around my waist who pulled me into a cupboard. "What the f..." I felt that someone clamped a hand over my mouth and I couldn't finish my sentence. "Be quiet, it's us: THE MARAUDERS" I heard Remus say. He let me go and I sighed in relief. "I thought you were Snape!" I said while turning around. "What are you doing here, by the way?" I asked. "Saving you of course" answered Sirius and threw the invisibility cloak over my head. Then we tried to make it to Gryffindor Tower as quiet as possible. On our way to the tower we saw Snape racing through the corridors, panting and cursing. "Just wait, Pothead, I'm gonna get you sooner or later!" He almost bumped against us while he dashed to the Great Hall, with his cape flapping behind him like Batman. Luckily for me he didn't get me today. Am wondering where to hide tomorrow, but now I'm going to bed. I have to get my beauty sleep. (Not that I need it, though!)
Bye, kisses from the 1 and onely, marvellous, handsome, smart and funny ME:
(`'·.¸(`'·.¸*¤*¸.·'´)¸.·'´)
«´¨`·..¤*...Harry Potter...*¤..·´¨`»
(¸.·'´(¸.·'´*¤*`'·.¸)`'·.¸)