Eternal Return

A/N. This tiny piece of insanity is a short reminder of what could happen to your mind if you are deprived of sleep smile. This was written at 1.30 a.m. Blame it on the time!

Interlude – Chibi-Weiß parody of the prologue

Omi appears with pop and taps on Tschubi-chan´s shoulder: Tschubi-chan?

Tschubi-chan: Yes, Omittchi?

Omi whiny look: You promised to let our chibi-versions replay the prologue!!!

Tschubi-chan pouts: But I'm tired!!!!!!!

Omi tears up: You promised!

Tschubi-chan: T-I-R-E-D!!!

Omi: Promised, promised, promised!!!! Spoilsport!

Tschubi-chan sighs resignedly: OK. But it's not *my* fault glares at Omi if it sucks.

Omi glomps her and hands her a notepad: Doumo arigatou, Tschubi-chan!

Tschubi-chan looks at notepad: What's that?

Omi: The script what else?!

Tschubi-chan looks suspiciously: Last time it was my testimony. So if you intend on doing the same pulls out Aya´s katana... Omi gulps Tschubi-chan grins

Tschubi-chan reads notepad: Well, I need a Chibi-Ken, Chibi-Aya and Chibi-Duke and fast please. I'm tired.

Said chibis pop out of nowhere

Chibi-Ken grinning hugely: Hi, Tschubi-chan! Missed me?

Tschubi-chan starts drooling until Aya glares at her: Yes, Kenken, but as much as I´d like to glomp you right now, could we please start! yawns

Chibi-Ken decides to take pity on her: OK!

Tschubi-chan snips with a finger and Chibi-Ken, Chibi-Aya and Chibi-Duke are standing on a stage looking like a battlefield. She snips again and Chibi-Aya and Chibi-duke hold wooden swords

Chibi-Duke trying to sound ferocious, but failing miserably with that piping voice of his: Shi-ne!!! Akuma!! Get away from Cain! Chibi-Duke attacks Chibi-Aya

Chibi-Aya blocks the attack easily and smirks: There's no Cain here!!! Only my Chibi-Ken, so you can leave!

Tschubi-chan looks at the script confusedly: Chibi-Aya!!!! You're supposed to do what the script tells, so stop this or else I´ll get really mad.

Chibi-Aya sighs: Whatever? Thought it was fun!

Tschubi-chan glares at him: Chibi-Aya!!!

Chibi-Aya: Yeah, yeah makes no move to block the next attack

Chibi-Ken in an attempt to sound frightened, but fares badly because he's still giggling about Aya´s comment Tschubi-chan chooses to ignore that: Stop it!

Chibi-Duke pokes Chibi-Ken with his sword when he jumps in between him and Chibi-Aya

Chibi-Ken: Ouch!!!! That hurts!!!! clutches his chibi-stomach with chibi-hands

Chibi-Youji: Isn't he supposed to lay on the ground and die? And if I remember correctly he wasn't supposed to say anything either. And shouldn't his chest be pierced rather than his stomach?

Tschubi-chan: That's true! pales and narrows her eyes in anger Youji!!!!! What the hell are you doing here? You weren't part of the prologue.

Chibi-Youjisulks: Why didn't I get a role, too?

Tschubi-chan: Shut up and leave or else I hurt you!!!

Chibi-Ken lays on the ground in Chibi-Aya´s arms.

Chibi-Aya looks at Chibi-Ken's injury: There's no blood!

Tschubi-chansweatdrops: Chibi-Aya, it's a role-play! I don't want to really hurt Chibi-Ken!

Chibi-Aya: Still...there's no blood! It has to look convincing.

Tschubi-chan close to tears snips with her finger and a bottle of ketchup appears: Use this and then go after the damn script!!! If you interrupt me one more time....threatens everyone on the stage

Chibi-Aya pours the ketchup on Chibi-Ken's stomach and the corner of his mouth, then cradles him closer

Chibi-Duke: .... snore

Chibi-Youji snickers: He fell asleep! Do I get his part now?

Tschubi-chan between clenched teeth: No! pulls out mallet and smashes Chibi-Youji for annoying her and Chibi-Duke for falling asleep looks at Chibi-Aya and Chibi-Ken Just continue without him!

Chibi-Aya looks lovingly at Chibi-Ken contemplating what would happen if he kissed Chibi-Ken right now, because he looked so adorable with all that ketchup around his mouth: Beloved!

Chibi-Ken moaned slightly. He looks at Chibi-Aya and smiles

Chibi-Ken: Are you alright? He croaks choking on some of the ketchup. It trails down the corner of his mouth

Chibi-Aya blinks: Hush, beloved. Don't...looks at Tschubi-chan and seems to wager something...arghh, screw the script he starts kissing Chibi-Ken licking at the ketchup on the boy's face Chibi-Ken responds eagerly yanking the redhead closer to him

Tschubi-chan starts wailing: It's not fair!!!! Why do they have to ruin everything! My beautiful script! All for nothing! lays on the floor sobbing Next time I use a chapter that has a love-scene. Perhaps they won't mess up then looks at Chibi-Aya and Chibi-Ken who are still making out on the ground and sighs

Chibi-Youji big bump on his head: Why aren't you punishing them for ruining your play?

Tschubi-chan smirks: They look cute like that. Why interrupt them if I get Chibi-Aya/Chibi-Ken lemon without having to beg.

Chibi-Youji scowls: Stupid biased author! gets smashed again

Audience wants to know the result of this.

Chibi-Aya and Chibi-Ken get their night of passion and are happy

Tschubi-chan gets her lemon and although the play was for nothing, she's happy, too

Chibi-Omi knowing that Tschubi-chan is busy watching at the moment, is able to sneak into her room and get some of her manga, so he's also happy

Chibi-Duke is still in la-la-land, but Tschubi-chan thinks he's happy as well

And Chibi-Youji? He's not happy because he didn't get a role in the play and Chibi-Ken on top of that. Wait, he looks at that chick rather interestedly. He goes after her and...ok, now he's happy, too.

~ End Interlude ~

A/N. So everybody got happy in the end, although I'm slightly insane now.