Greed
An: Hey! Here is Greed3, but I wanted to let you know some stuff may not add up, and I hope you can just ignore it cuz I'm just too tired to fix anything. Also, be happy I'm even continuing it! Jk lol. Anyway, I do not know how they get into each other's offices so late at night, but ignore that fact, okay? Thank you! Enjoy!"
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Ross, Phoebe and Joey entered Gleemonex to get their stuff and go home. It was 5:45 and they were very tired from their long day. Before Joey and Phoebe where about to get onto the elevator, Ross called them into his office for a brief meeting. Both sighed and groaned, but made their way to Ross' office. Ross was sitting at in his chair with his feet on his desk leaning back. Phoebe and Joey took the chairs across from him.
"Yes?" Phoebe asked quickly. Ross set his feet back onto floor and looked at her.
"We need to lighten Arcom up a bit towards us." He said simply. Phoebe and Joey knew what this meant, and Joey stood ready to take the responsibility.
"I'd rather go after the one with lighter hair, that Monica chick already had her share of the "Joey Love." He said proudly. Ross shook his head.
"No. If we are going to do this, we need to strike fast and make an impact. We need to get them straight in the heart of the company. That's why Phoebe will go after Mr. Bing." He said leaning back. He was pleased with himself.
"Why can't I do it?" Joey whined. Ross glared at him.
"Do you not remember the Monica situation?" He asked. Joey nodded sheepishly.
"Yea, it's probably for the best." He agreed. Phoebe stood.
"I don't want to do it."
"What, Pheebs, we need you!" Ross pleaded. Phoebe shook her head.
"With all dear respect sir, I am only a secretary. There is nothing I can do." She said shrugging.
"And that's why he won't suspect anything!" Ross said.
"But another reason is, well, I'm sort of seeing someone at the moment." She said looking at Joey, who was shaking his head.
"Who?" Ross asked. "You never told me about a boyfriend."
"Never mind. I will start tonight." She said with a sigh. Ross smiled.
"Good. You are dismissed."
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"I'm NOT going out on a date with that jerk off! I would rather rot in hell." Rachel shrieked from the other side of the office.
"Please, PLEASE Rachel!" C handler pleaded. Rachel tossed her hair and reached for the door handle. "If you don't, you're fired!" Chandler yelled. Rachel turned around abruptly.
"That is so not fair. You cannot use that against me! Why can't Monica go out with him?" She questioned.
"Because you are a expert at this type of stuff." He appealed.
"So, being a slut is now my line of work? Chandler, I love Arcom, but I won't do it."
"Rachel, we're not asking you to sleep with him, in fact, I don't WANT you to sleep with him. Just get to know him. He was looking over at you throughout the WHOLE presentation."
"I have to sleep with him. That is easier than getting to know him. Then I might like him. Sex is totally different."
"Then sleep with him, I don't care. But don't let your feelings get in the way.."
"Fine. But ONLY one time. Nothing more, and you owe me!"
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Ross paced back in forth throughout his office. He was still stressing over the Arcom/Gleemonex case. He looked at his watch. It was 7:00. He should have gone home an hour ago, but he didn't want to. His life was here, at Gleemonex. He looked at his computer, but his attention changed to the office door as he heard someone enter.
"Who is there?" He asked quickly. His room was dark and he couldn't see who was nearing him. Finally, she flipped on the lights.
"Easy tiger. It's just me." Rachel said seductively. Ross leaned back in his chair.
"Hello, Mrs. Green, is it?" He asked. Rachel chuckled.
"Mrs.? I think not. It's Miss Green. But you can call me ma'am."
"Yes Ma'am." Ross saluted. Rachel leaned over his desk. "So..." She breathed. Ross gulped. He had seen her throughout the whole presentation and actually wanted to see her, but he knew why she was here, and he wasn't going to fall for it.
"If you've come here to seduce me and to make me change my mind about Arcom, well, you've got the wrong person. Joey is the one you should talk to." He smiled wryly. Rachel giggled as she kissed the end of one of his fingers while climbing onto his desk. Ross knew exactly what she was trying to do, but honestly didn't care.
"You don't know me very well then do you?" Finally, she sat upon his lap and began to kiss his neck.
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"Rachel better be doing her job." Chandler groaned. Monica sighed.
"It's Rachel, she'll pull rank." Monica took out Chandler's binoculars and began skimming the dark city. "You're got quite a view from up here, sailor."
"Yea, well, hard work gets you no where in my book. I should be at least ten floors higher than this." Chandler joked. Monica didn't catch onto the joke and turned around.
"Well, you're already on the highest floor." Monica said flatly. Chandler narrowed his eyes.
"Oh, yea." He said sadly. She didn't get his joke. Suddenly, there came a knock from Chandler's door. Chandler looked at Monica, who shrugged. Another knock came, and Chandlers called out.
"Who's there?" He asked. A female voice rang.
"It's Phoebe Buffey, from today's meeting." She sang through the door. Monica ducked under his desk and hid. Chandler called for her to come in.
"Hello you. I just came by to let you know how handsome you looked at the meeting today." She said. She wasn't a very good actress, and Monica's mouth dropped when she heard this.
"Well thank you. I work out." Chandler said sarcastically.
"So..."Phoebe breathed like Rachel had with Ross. Chandlers sighed.
"Okay. I know what you are trying to do. It's working." Chandler said rubbing his temples. "Just, please, leave. I'm very very tired not to mention going through a dry spell so..." Chandlers informed Phoebe. Phoebe smiled maliciously.
"Oh, I think I can make your dry spell ALL wet." She said in a seductive tone. She got down on her knees in front of Chandler and began to unbutton his pants. At first Chandler was just going to let her go crazy. But then the thought of Monica under his desk popped into his head and he backed away.
"That's okay. I'm wet now. Thank you, goodbye." Chandler said pushing her out of his office before he shut the door on her. He let out a long annoyed sigh. Monica stood up and leaned onto his desk. "Well, that sucked." Chandler joked. Monica smiled.
"I guess we'll hear from Rachel tomorrow." Monica said looking at her watch. She yawned. I've got to get to bed." Both said goodnight and goodbye.
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"Thank you for not telling Ross about us." Joey said when Phoebe laid down in bed next to him. Phoebe yawned. "Well? Did you do anything?" He asked with a bit of jealousy in his voice.
"Naw. He wouldn't let me." Phoebe said sitting up and climbing on top of Joey. Joey smiled.
"He's got to be either crazy of gay."
"He's probably both because I once married a gay ice dancer." Phoebe smiled. And Joey turned off the lights.... : )
XOXOElizabethXOXO
I think that CH leaves room for ALL couples, a little less M and Ch. Though, soooo sorry! More soon! : )
An: Hey! Here is Greed3, but I wanted to let you know some stuff may not add up, and I hope you can just ignore it cuz I'm just too tired to fix anything. Also, be happy I'm even continuing it! Jk lol. Anyway, I do not know how they get into each other's offices so late at night, but ignore that fact, okay? Thank you! Enjoy!"
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Ross, Phoebe and Joey entered Gleemonex to get their stuff and go home. It was 5:45 and they were very tired from their long day. Before Joey and Phoebe where about to get onto the elevator, Ross called them into his office for a brief meeting. Both sighed and groaned, but made their way to Ross' office. Ross was sitting at in his chair with his feet on his desk leaning back. Phoebe and Joey took the chairs across from him.
"Yes?" Phoebe asked quickly. Ross set his feet back onto floor and looked at her.
"We need to lighten Arcom up a bit towards us." He said simply. Phoebe and Joey knew what this meant, and Joey stood ready to take the responsibility.
"I'd rather go after the one with lighter hair, that Monica chick already had her share of the "Joey Love." He said proudly. Ross shook his head.
"No. If we are going to do this, we need to strike fast and make an impact. We need to get them straight in the heart of the company. That's why Phoebe will go after Mr. Bing." He said leaning back. He was pleased with himself.
"Why can't I do it?" Joey whined. Ross glared at him.
"Do you not remember the Monica situation?" He asked. Joey nodded sheepishly.
"Yea, it's probably for the best." He agreed. Phoebe stood.
"I don't want to do it."
"What, Pheebs, we need you!" Ross pleaded. Phoebe shook her head.
"With all dear respect sir, I am only a secretary. There is nothing I can do." She said shrugging.
"And that's why he won't suspect anything!" Ross said.
"But another reason is, well, I'm sort of seeing someone at the moment." She said looking at Joey, who was shaking his head.
"Who?" Ross asked. "You never told me about a boyfriend."
"Never mind. I will start tonight." She said with a sigh. Ross smiled.
"Good. You are dismissed."
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"I'm NOT going out on a date with that jerk off! I would rather rot in hell." Rachel shrieked from the other side of the office.
"Please, PLEASE Rachel!" C handler pleaded. Rachel tossed her hair and reached for the door handle. "If you don't, you're fired!" Chandler yelled. Rachel turned around abruptly.
"That is so not fair. You cannot use that against me! Why can't Monica go out with him?" She questioned.
"Because you are a expert at this type of stuff." He appealed.
"So, being a slut is now my line of work? Chandler, I love Arcom, but I won't do it."
"Rachel, we're not asking you to sleep with him, in fact, I don't WANT you to sleep with him. Just get to know him. He was looking over at you throughout the WHOLE presentation."
"I have to sleep with him. That is easier than getting to know him. Then I might like him. Sex is totally different."
"Then sleep with him, I don't care. But don't let your feelings get in the way.."
"Fine. But ONLY one time. Nothing more, and you owe me!"
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Ross paced back in forth throughout his office. He was still stressing over the Arcom/Gleemonex case. He looked at his watch. It was 7:00. He should have gone home an hour ago, but he didn't want to. His life was here, at Gleemonex. He looked at his computer, but his attention changed to the office door as he heard someone enter.
"Who is there?" He asked quickly. His room was dark and he couldn't see who was nearing him. Finally, she flipped on the lights.
"Easy tiger. It's just me." Rachel said seductively. Ross leaned back in his chair.
"Hello, Mrs. Green, is it?" He asked. Rachel chuckled.
"Mrs.? I think not. It's Miss Green. But you can call me ma'am."
"Yes Ma'am." Ross saluted. Rachel leaned over his desk. "So..." She breathed. Ross gulped. He had seen her throughout the whole presentation and actually wanted to see her, but he knew why she was here, and he wasn't going to fall for it.
"If you've come here to seduce me and to make me change my mind about Arcom, well, you've got the wrong person. Joey is the one you should talk to." He smiled wryly. Rachel giggled as she kissed the end of one of his fingers while climbing onto his desk. Ross knew exactly what she was trying to do, but honestly didn't care.
"You don't know me very well then do you?" Finally, she sat upon his lap and began to kiss his neck.
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"Rachel better be doing her job." Chandler groaned. Monica sighed.
"It's Rachel, she'll pull rank." Monica took out Chandler's binoculars and began skimming the dark city. "You're got quite a view from up here, sailor."
"Yea, well, hard work gets you no where in my book. I should be at least ten floors higher than this." Chandler joked. Monica didn't catch onto the joke and turned around.
"Well, you're already on the highest floor." Monica said flatly. Chandler narrowed his eyes.
"Oh, yea." He said sadly. She didn't get his joke. Suddenly, there came a knock from Chandler's door. Chandler looked at Monica, who shrugged. Another knock came, and Chandlers called out.
"Who's there?" He asked. A female voice rang.
"It's Phoebe Buffey, from today's meeting." She sang through the door. Monica ducked under his desk and hid. Chandler called for her to come in.
"Hello you. I just came by to let you know how handsome you looked at the meeting today." She said. She wasn't a very good actress, and Monica's mouth dropped when she heard this.
"Well thank you. I work out." Chandler said sarcastically.
"So..."Phoebe breathed like Rachel had with Ross. Chandlers sighed.
"Okay. I know what you are trying to do. It's working." Chandler said rubbing his temples. "Just, please, leave. I'm very very tired not to mention going through a dry spell so..." Chandlers informed Phoebe. Phoebe smiled maliciously.
"Oh, I think I can make your dry spell ALL wet." She said in a seductive tone. She got down on her knees in front of Chandler and began to unbutton his pants. At first Chandler was just going to let her go crazy. But then the thought of Monica under his desk popped into his head and he backed away.
"That's okay. I'm wet now. Thank you, goodbye." Chandler said pushing her out of his office before he shut the door on her. He let out a long annoyed sigh. Monica stood up and leaned onto his desk. "Well, that sucked." Chandler joked. Monica smiled.
"I guess we'll hear from Rachel tomorrow." Monica said looking at her watch. She yawned. I've got to get to bed." Both said goodnight and goodbye.
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"Thank you for not telling Ross about us." Joey said when Phoebe laid down in bed next to him. Phoebe yawned. "Well? Did you do anything?" He asked with a bit of jealousy in his voice.
"Naw. He wouldn't let me." Phoebe said sitting up and climbing on top of Joey. Joey smiled.
"He's got to be either crazy of gay."
"He's probably both because I once married a gay ice dancer." Phoebe smiled. And Joey turned off the lights.... : )
XOXOElizabethXOXO
I think that CH leaves room for ALL couples, a little less M and Ch. Though, soooo sorry! More soon! : )