Love Me or Leave Me
A Blue Seed Double-Drabble by The Masked Hentai
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Despite her traditional upbringing, Momiji had opted for a Western-style ceremony. It had gone without a hitch, although there was a brief bit of comedy in the reception when Kome tackled Ryoko to grab Momiji's thrown bouquet. After catching her prize, Kome quickly left the reception with Yaegashi (in a headlock) and a bottle of champagne.
Still, while Kusanagi was the very image of manliness throughout the ceremony, careful observers could tell that he was growing increasingly nervous. The nervousness increased exponentially as the newly married couple departed for their hotel.
Momiji was so blissfully happy as Kusanagi carried her across the threshold that she didn't notice his hands shaking.
As she took a shower, he made a quick phone call.
"Concierge"
"This is Kusanagi, room 302. I've got a kind of a problem...but it's something I need solved quickly."
"We can solve most problems quickly and discreetly, sir. What is it?
"Well, this is kind of embarrassing but...this is my wedding night, and I think I can't...perform."
"Ah, well I can arrange to have some Viagra sent to your room quickly..."
"You idiot, that won't help! I need a bottle of Miracle Gro! On the double!"
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A Blue Seed Double-Drabble by The Masked Hentai
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Despite her traditional upbringing, Momiji had opted for a Western-style ceremony. It had gone without a hitch, although there was a brief bit of comedy in the reception when Kome tackled Ryoko to grab Momiji's thrown bouquet. After catching her prize, Kome quickly left the reception with Yaegashi (in a headlock) and a bottle of champagne.
Still, while Kusanagi was the very image of manliness throughout the ceremony, careful observers could tell that he was growing increasingly nervous. The nervousness increased exponentially as the newly married couple departed for their hotel.
Momiji was so blissfully happy as Kusanagi carried her across the threshold that she didn't notice his hands shaking.
As she took a shower, he made a quick phone call.
"Concierge"
"This is Kusanagi, room 302. I've got a kind of a problem...but it's something I need solved quickly."
"We can solve most problems quickly and discreetly, sir. What is it?
"Well, this is kind of embarrassing but...this is my wedding night, and I think I can't...perform."
"Ah, well I can arrange to have some Viagra sent to your room quickly..."
"You idiot, that won't help! I need a bottle of Miracle Gro! On the double!"
END