Seifers a bitch I don't own south park, comedy central, seifer, squall , ff8 or 'kyles mon is a bitch' So please don't sue. A lot of seifer fans will probably hate me for this but its all in fun.

squall:Wellllll...

seifers a bitch

hes is a big fat bitch

hes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

hes a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch

hes a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday hes a bitch

On Tuesday hes a bitch

On Wednsday through Saturday hes a bitch

Then on Sunday, just to be different, hes a superkinkamayamayabeeatch

Have you ever met my friend seifer ?

hes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

hes a mean 'ol bitch and he has stupid hair

hes a big big big big big big bitch

Big big big big big big big bitch, he's a stupid bitch

he's a bitch and he's just a dirty bitch

For tons kids around the world it might go something like this:

(Weird Japenese stuff to the tune)

(Weird Dutch stuff to the tune)

(Weird African Tribe stuff to the tune)

squall: Have you ever met my friend seifer?

he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

he's a mean 'ol bitch and he has stupid hair

he's a big big big big big big bitch

(Other children: Gasp)

Big big big big big big big bitch, he's a stupid bitch

seifer's a bitch and he's just a dirty bitch

I really mean it

seifer, he's a big fat fucking biiiiiiitch

Big old fucking bitch ass

Yeah

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