Tales of Tikitaki
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(Egbert and Melissa stayed up late into the night until the room looked great,unfortanatly they were trapped under the bed all night because the house is so small.)
(10:00)
(They wake up and realize that Nook has expanded the house)
Egbert:YEAH,DOODLE-DUH!!!!WE CAN ACTUALLY MOVE AROUND IN HERE!!!!YEAH
Melissa:......
Egbert:DOODLE-DUH!!!!
Melissa:AND THE HOUSE LOOKS GREAT!!!!
Egbert:My stupidty is good for something!!!(tear)I have found my new passion for life,doodle-duh!!!From this day forward I am a interior designer,doodle-duh!!!!!
Melissa:Then stop pecking my walls....
Egbert:Oh yeah I only wreck the outside of peoples houses and I beautify the inside of them,doodle-duh!!!
Melissa:Whatever.......I guess Nook got over what I did to him.(They walk out)
Egbert:I wouldn't be so sure,doodle-duh.
Melissa:........(looks at house that has been painted pink with green stripes and a yellow roof with red polka-dots) (screams)
Egbert:(starts pecking on one of the neighboring houses)
Melissa:That does it!!!!!It's time for PAYBACK!!!!
Egbert:YEAH,DOODLE-DUH!!!!!!!!!(starts humming the James Bond theme)
Melissa:(gets out map)Alright this is the plan,We wait until Midnight and then(whispers mysterious plan in mysterious fashion)You get the supplies and meet me here at 11:50PM SHARP!!!
Egbert:LIKE MY BEAK!!!!(eats a chunk of the road pavement and runs off still humming the James Bond theme)
Melissa:Right.........Well I guess I better do my part of the plan.(sits down in lawn chair.)
Kody:(stuck in chimney)HELP!!!!!!
Melissa:(decides to go for a walk instead)
Liz:(randomly pops up all of a sudden)OMG!!!!!MELISSA!!!Somebody new moved in town!!!!HE IS SOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!
Melissa:.......
Liz:LET'S GO SAY HI!!!!!!!!(drags Melissa to the newcomers house)
(It turns out the new comer is Rocco the rhino)
Melissa:(disgusted)He's supposed to be good looking???Even Kody is more attractive than that thing!!!
Liz:(hasn't heard anything Melissa has said she just stands there with little stars in her eyes)
(Lulu has followed him out of his house and has the same look on her face as Liz.)
Liz:(glares jealously and approaches them)
Rocco:Get off of my lawn you ugly piece of trailorpark trash!!!!
Lulu:I like your eyes too!!!!(batts her eyelashes)
Liz:Well hello!!I would be Liz!!!!
Lulu:(shoves herself infront of Lulu)Rocco let's do lunch!!!
Liz:Oh no!!!!Rocco dear!!!You won't want to hurt herself with someone like HER(glares at Lulu)
(Liz and Lulu both grab one of his arms and get into a tug of war)
Melissa:(sweatdrop)
Rocco:(to Melissa)There aren't very many eligbile bachlors here,huh?
Melissa:(shakes head still disgusted at the sight)
Rocco:Hey why don't you-
Melissa:(runs away in fear in panic)
(Melissa runs to the police station)
Melissa:Hi!!!!
Officer Copper:(was sleeping and wakes with a jump)PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!!!HA I GOT YOU!!!YOU STOLE MY FATHERS JAM JAR-oh............hi.
Melissa:Yeah..............I would like to report an evil cabbage man the lose.(holding back laughter)
Officer Copper:AHH!!!!!!!!!!!BOOKER GET OUT HERE!!!WE'RE ON TO THE EVIL CABBAGE MAN!!!!LET'S GO!!!!!
(Officer Copper runs off in slow motion while Officer Booker trips over stuff in the background.)
(They run into the distance)
Melissa:Okay......That was alittle too easy....I didn't even have to make that fake picture.Oh well.(walks in and puts the donut stock into a bag and hides in a random bush that wasn't there before.)
(Copper and Booker come back)
Copper:I can't believe we forgot our clubs!!!!
Booker:One more smash and we get 5 free sets of handcuffs!
Copper and Booker:DUDE!!!!!(They do a chestslam and Booker falls backwards into a random pond coughing)
Copper:(walks inside Police Station and screams a girly scream)THE EVIL CABBAGE MAN STOLE ARE YEARS DONUT STOCK!!!!
Booker:(girly scream)(faints)
Melissa:(runs away laughing evily)
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(That night at 11:50 SHARP(as Egberts beak full of pavement)Egbert and Melissa meet)
(They are dressed in black clothes and have matching black bags full of STUFF *DUM DUM DUM*)
Melissa:Do you have everything?
Egbert:Yep,doodle-duh.
Melissa:Good!!!Then to NOOK'S HOUSE!!!!
(They go to his house which is on the edge of town where no body goes because it is said to be cursed by the EVIL FRENCH PASTRY LADY*scream*)
(It's right next to Officer Copper's house-You know that because you hear him screaming"NOOOOO EVIL CABBAGE MAN" in his nightmares-)
Melissa and Egbert:(They nod at each other and Egbert uses his beak to cut open a hole in the window.)
(Melissa climbs through it but Egbert get's stuck and Melissa yanks Egbert out)
Egbert:(chewing on glass)Doodle-Duh.
Melissa:What won't you eat?
Egbert:Betty Crocker food.
Melissa and Egbert:(shudder)
(They continue on and make there way to the kitchen where they smell French Pastries*DUM DUM DUM*)
Egbert:They really should move that table to the right corner it would accent the linen tablecloth and-
Melissa:Shh!!!
(They make there way into the kitchen and see a shadow of a woman and she's baking pastrys!)
Egbert:The ghost,doodle-duh!!!!
Melissa:It's not!!!
Shadow:Is someone there!!!
Egbert:Yup,I'm Eg-
Melissa:Shutup!
(The Shadow turns on the light and reveals herself as some racoon lady!!!!)
Egbert:(screams)
Melissa:Be quiet!!!
Egbert:Who is that?
Melissa:That's Nook's wife!!!I think.......
Egbert:He's married?!?!(Opens mouth but is overcome with confusion and no sound comes out)
Melissa:Let's see.....(throws dirty laundry in the middle of the room)
Mrs.Nook?:(runs to the laundry in panic and put's it in the washing machine)Whew......Nobody trashes my house!!!!I must bake more pastrys!!!!!I need to be ready for the quilting cults meeting!!!
Melissa:AHA!!!!JUST AS I THOUGHT!!!!The tipical wife of a business man(or an attempt of one)A homemaker that's obessed with her house and has no other life!
Egbert:She could get more done if she rearranged her kitchen.....
Mrs.Nook:I beg your pardon but I have the best house in town!!!!I won Homemaker of the year award 10 years in a row!!!!
Egbert:Yeah,but still you have ALOT of room for improvement,doodle-duh!
Mrs.Nook:WHAT ARE YOU SAYING-wait!!!What are you doing here!!!!
Melissa:NET HER!!!!!!!!!!!
(They trap her in the net)
Mrs.Nook:NOOOOOOO!!!!TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES BEFORE ENTERING THE HOUSE!!!!
(Egbert locks her in the closet. )
Melissa:Now for Nook himself!!!
Egbert:YEAH,DOODLE-DUH!!!!!WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Melissa:Shh!!!!!
(Egbert starts slaming his beak into a table)
(They walk up stairs to the bedroom door.)
Egbert:(beak is stuck in a piece of wood)
Melissa:(yanks off the wood)
(They walk into the room where Nook is snoring loudly)
Melissa and Egbert:(grin at each other)
(You can't see what they're doing to Nook but they chuckling evily.)
(Then they drag Nook infront of his store and tie him to the roof by the sign.He is only wearing boxer shorts and Melissa and Egbert finished the job by painting loser on his sign and T-ping the store.)
Melissa:Done.
(The stand grinning at the sight.)
Egbert:Shouldn't we run what if he wakes up,doodle-duh!!!!!!
(They look at each other for a second and they run to there houses in panic.)
(Officer Booker walks by)
Booker:AHHHHHHHHH WORK OF THE EVIL CABBAGE MAN!!!!!!!(faints)
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That's the end of Chapter 2!!!!!I'll get then next one up as soon as I can!!!!Please review!!!!^_^WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!(WATCH OUT FOR THE EVIL CABBAGE MAN!!!!!!!
Welcome back!!!!^_^Please Review and invite your friends!!!!
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(Egbert and Melissa stayed up late into the night until the room looked great,unfortanatly they were trapped under the bed all night because the house is so small.)
(10:00)
(They wake up and realize that Nook has expanded the house)
Egbert:YEAH,DOODLE-DUH!!!!WE CAN ACTUALLY MOVE AROUND IN HERE!!!!YEAH
Melissa:......
Egbert:DOODLE-DUH!!!!
Melissa:AND THE HOUSE LOOKS GREAT!!!!
Egbert:My stupidty is good for something!!!(tear)I have found my new passion for life,doodle-duh!!!From this day forward I am a interior designer,doodle-duh!!!!!
Melissa:Then stop pecking my walls....
Egbert:Oh yeah I only wreck the outside of peoples houses and I beautify the inside of them,doodle-duh!!!
Melissa:Whatever.......I guess Nook got over what I did to him.(They walk out)
Egbert:I wouldn't be so sure,doodle-duh.
Melissa:........(looks at house that has been painted pink with green stripes and a yellow roof with red polka-dots) (screams)
Egbert:(starts pecking on one of the neighboring houses)
Melissa:That does it!!!!!It's time for PAYBACK!!!!
Egbert:YEAH,DOODLE-DUH!!!!!!!!!(starts humming the James Bond theme)
Melissa:(gets out map)Alright this is the plan,We wait until Midnight and then(whispers mysterious plan in mysterious fashion)You get the supplies and meet me here at 11:50PM SHARP!!!
Egbert:LIKE MY BEAK!!!!(eats a chunk of the road pavement and runs off still humming the James Bond theme)
Melissa:Right.........Well I guess I better do my part of the plan.(sits down in lawn chair.)
Kody:(stuck in chimney)HELP!!!!!!
Melissa:(decides to go for a walk instead)
Liz:(randomly pops up all of a sudden)OMG!!!!!MELISSA!!!Somebody new moved in town!!!!HE IS SOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!
Melissa:.......
Liz:LET'S GO SAY HI!!!!!!!!(drags Melissa to the newcomers house)
(It turns out the new comer is Rocco the rhino)
Melissa:(disgusted)He's supposed to be good looking???Even Kody is more attractive than that thing!!!
Liz:(hasn't heard anything Melissa has said she just stands there with little stars in her eyes)
(Lulu has followed him out of his house and has the same look on her face as Liz.)
Liz:(glares jealously and approaches them)
Rocco:Get off of my lawn you ugly piece of trailorpark trash!!!!
Lulu:I like your eyes too!!!!(batts her eyelashes)
Liz:Well hello!!I would be Liz!!!!
Lulu:(shoves herself infront of Lulu)Rocco let's do lunch!!!
Liz:Oh no!!!!Rocco dear!!!You won't want to hurt herself with someone like HER(glares at Lulu)
(Liz and Lulu both grab one of his arms and get into a tug of war)
Melissa:(sweatdrop)
Rocco:(to Melissa)There aren't very many eligbile bachlors here,huh?
Melissa:(shakes head still disgusted at the sight)
Rocco:Hey why don't you-
Melissa:(runs away in fear in panic)
(Melissa runs to the police station)
Melissa:Hi!!!!
Officer Copper:(was sleeping and wakes with a jump)PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!!!HA I GOT YOU!!!YOU STOLE MY FATHERS JAM JAR-oh............hi.
Melissa:Yeah..............I would like to report an evil cabbage man the lose.(holding back laughter)
Officer Copper:AHH!!!!!!!!!!!BOOKER GET OUT HERE!!!WE'RE ON TO THE EVIL CABBAGE MAN!!!!LET'S GO!!!!!
(Officer Copper runs off in slow motion while Officer Booker trips over stuff in the background.)
(They run into the distance)
Melissa:Okay......That was alittle too easy....I didn't even have to make that fake picture.Oh well.(walks in and puts the donut stock into a bag and hides in a random bush that wasn't there before.)
(Copper and Booker come back)
Copper:I can't believe we forgot our clubs!!!!
Booker:One more smash and we get 5 free sets of handcuffs!
Copper and Booker:DUDE!!!!!(They do a chestslam and Booker falls backwards into a random pond coughing)
Copper:(walks inside Police Station and screams a girly scream)THE EVIL CABBAGE MAN STOLE ARE YEARS DONUT STOCK!!!!
Booker:(girly scream)(faints)
Melissa:(runs away laughing evily)
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(That night at 11:50 SHARP(as Egberts beak full of pavement)Egbert and Melissa meet)
(They are dressed in black clothes and have matching black bags full of STUFF *DUM DUM DUM*)
Melissa:Do you have everything?
Egbert:Yep,doodle-duh.
Melissa:Good!!!Then to NOOK'S HOUSE!!!!
(They go to his house which is on the edge of town where no body goes because it is said to be cursed by the EVIL FRENCH PASTRY LADY*scream*)
(It's right next to Officer Copper's house-You know that because you hear him screaming"NOOOOO EVIL CABBAGE MAN" in his nightmares-)
Melissa and Egbert:(They nod at each other and Egbert uses his beak to cut open a hole in the window.)
(Melissa climbs through it but Egbert get's stuck and Melissa yanks Egbert out)
Egbert:(chewing on glass)Doodle-Duh.
Melissa:What won't you eat?
Egbert:Betty Crocker food.
Melissa and Egbert:(shudder)
(They continue on and make there way to the kitchen where they smell French Pastries*DUM DUM DUM*)
Egbert:They really should move that table to the right corner it would accent the linen tablecloth and-
Melissa:Shh!!!
(They make there way into the kitchen and see a shadow of a woman and she's baking pastrys!)
Egbert:The ghost,doodle-duh!!!!
Melissa:It's not!!!
Shadow:Is someone there!!!
Egbert:Yup,I'm Eg-
Melissa:Shutup!
(The Shadow turns on the light and reveals herself as some racoon lady!!!!)
Egbert:(screams)
Melissa:Be quiet!!!
Egbert:Who is that?
Melissa:That's Nook's wife!!!I think.......
Egbert:He's married?!?!(Opens mouth but is overcome with confusion and no sound comes out)
Melissa:Let's see.....(throws dirty laundry in the middle of the room)
Mrs.Nook?:(runs to the laundry in panic and put's it in the washing machine)Whew......Nobody trashes my house!!!!I must bake more pastrys!!!!!I need to be ready for the quilting cults meeting!!!
Melissa:AHA!!!!JUST AS I THOUGHT!!!!The tipical wife of a business man(or an attempt of one)A homemaker that's obessed with her house and has no other life!
Egbert:She could get more done if she rearranged her kitchen.....
Mrs.Nook:I beg your pardon but I have the best house in town!!!!I won Homemaker of the year award 10 years in a row!!!!
Egbert:Yeah,but still you have ALOT of room for improvement,doodle-duh!
Mrs.Nook:WHAT ARE YOU SAYING-wait!!!What are you doing here!!!!
Melissa:NET HER!!!!!!!!!!!
(They trap her in the net)
Mrs.Nook:NOOOOOOO!!!!TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES BEFORE ENTERING THE HOUSE!!!!
(Egbert locks her in the closet. )
Melissa:Now for Nook himself!!!
Egbert:YEAH,DOODLE-DUH!!!!!WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Melissa:Shh!!!!!
(Egbert starts slaming his beak into a table)
(They walk up stairs to the bedroom door.)
Egbert:(beak is stuck in a piece of wood)
Melissa:(yanks off the wood)
(They walk into the room where Nook is snoring loudly)
Melissa and Egbert:(grin at each other)
(You can't see what they're doing to Nook but they chuckling evily.)
(Then they drag Nook infront of his store and tie him to the roof by the sign.He is only wearing boxer shorts and Melissa and Egbert finished the job by painting loser on his sign and T-ping the store.)
Melissa:Done.
(The stand grinning at the sight.)
Egbert:Shouldn't we run what if he wakes up,doodle-duh!!!!!!
(They look at each other for a second and they run to there houses in panic.)
(Officer Booker walks by)
Booker:AHHHHHHHHH WORK OF THE EVIL CABBAGE MAN!!!!!!!(faints)
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That's the end of Chapter 2!!!!!I'll get then next one up as soon as I can!!!!Please review!!!!^_^WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!(WATCH OUT FOR THE EVIL CABBAGE MAN!!!!!!!