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Mitsurugi went back to meditating, throwing the packs of condoms far off into the distance. His day couldn't get any worse, he just survived an attempted rape. Another crinkling of paper was heard, again Mitsurugi reached into his sleeve to pull out a black envelope with a gold seal. He ripped the letter open and read it.
"Mitsurugi,
I'm disappointed in you, my love. You threw my letter to the ground and left it all by its lonely self. I saw you fight off Xianghua and Voldo and I congratulate you. You only make me want you more, with your bad ass strong self. I only want to ravage your…" Mitsurugi trailed off again, he was horrified of this Cynthia girl. He felt a presence behind him, he turned to see a beautiful woman there. Her shoulder length ebony hair flitted in the wind, as the sun reflected off her natural brown highlights. Her creamy chocolate brown eyes met his, and a smile played on her face. A white halo glowed around her body as she advanced towards him. A heavenly voice that sounded so far away spoke to him in his mind. The beautiful figure just standing there.
"Mitsurugi…Come with me Mitsurugi. Be with me, forever." The voice spoke, as the angelic woman floated gracefully to him. Her arms opened wide, Mitsurugi ran right into them. The world rushed passed them and in a blink of an eye he was in a cold dimly lit concrete room, with bars. A voice cackled, as the stunned samurai glanced at all the other occupants…that seemed to be male. "I've got you my sexy love!" A obese tall woman walked in front of the cramped cell, her ebony black hair not flitting in the wind anymore, and her voice deep and horrifying.
"Let me out of here!" Mitsurugi clutched the bars and shook them.
"You won't get any where." The guys responded in unison…hopeless.
"Why not?"
"We've all tried…she'd only catch you and punish you." A man stepped forward with a scar across his right eye, he was wearing darkly tinted sunglasses, a black shirt, black pants, and metal plated boots. "She'll make you spend the night in her chambers. It's up to her what happens. With me…I…" He broke down crying, another man rushing up to him, comforting the crying man. "I had to listen to hours of her fantasies about me. What she would do to me…what she did to me. I was blind folded and stripped…she made me name all the aeons, and say her name. If I did it to slowly she would…she would…I can't go on!" He sobbed into the taller man's shoulder.
"It's okay, Auron, calm down." A soft but menacing voice cooed, "We've all been there."
"How'd you all end up here?" Mitsurugi watched warily as the fat woman left them alone.
"Auron here, two of the people from the cast of Final Fantasy X, Rikku and Wakka attacked him. They tried to rape him with a blitzball. Auron killed them…then Cynthia came along, posing as a beautiful woman no man can resist. He ended up here." The man pat Auron's shoulder, and tucked his dirty silver hair back behind his ear. "I'm Sephiroth. Two people from the cast of Final Fantasy VII, attacked me the same way. It was Barret and Yuffie. Barret and his gun…that gun…But I was with Cloud and Vincent…They tried to rape us all…" Sephiroth pointed to a man in red, and a bruised spikey haired blonde, cowering in a corner. "Next thing we knew…all three of us ended up here." Sephiroth heaved a sigh as Auron settled down.
"Whatever, it isn't as bad as what happened to us." Two men stood from the small cot, with matching scars across their face. "I'm Seifer, this is my friend Squall. Selphie, Rinoa, Irvine and Cid, tried to rape us at the training center. You see our world is real at least..." Seifer snarled at the other people.
"OH SHUT UP! Bitch, bitch, bitch!" A blonde man stepped from the corner of the cell, fixing his sunglasses. "I'm Albert Wesker, I work for Umbrella. I was in Raccoon City trying to kill some of my co-workers, when three beta hunters and four lickers appeared out of no where and tried to rape me! Then that stupid genderless zombie had to try to join in on the action!"
"What the hell just happened?" Suddenly a man appeared, looking remarkably like Squall. "Ivy was trying to use that dominatrix move on me, and Astaroth was trying to shove the butt of his axe up my ass and…I ended up here."
"KILIK! OH GOD SOMEONE I KNOW!" Mitsurugi ran to him, "These people suffered the same fate as us. By that psycho woman!"
"Cynthia?" Kilik questioned, everyone nodded.
"Hey does anyone want to listen to my story?" Seifer bitched, everyone shook their head no and punched him.
"I have an idea." A man stepped from shadows, a big black pointy hat, and giant ass black cloak. "I am D, a dunpeal…I say we all try to break out at the same time…she can't control us all. Can she?" His fangs where bared as he spoke, everyone nodded.
Together all the men began to kick and body slam the flimsy bars. Together they succeeded, and began to run for their lives. They were swept away in a gust of wind, and into a large bedroom chamber. "SEYMOUR'S BEDROOM!" Auron cried, and latched onto Sephiroth crying.
"Silence! I see you all tried to leave me." A voice regaled within their heads. "I understand…" the fat woman appeared before them transparently. She was crying. "No one, ever wants to be with me." She sniffled, then a glimmer of evil flashed in her hideous face. "As your punishment…" With a flick of her wrist, all the men were naked, immediately Auron let go of Sephiroth and began to back away. "You shall be naked and condemned to this awful bedroom, with no way out. I am the psychotic woman, and the AUTHOR of this story. Without me, you wouldn't exist." She hung herself, and began to die slowly before them. "You'll have to see my obese body death spasm, and when I die and my bowels relax, you'll be stuck smelling my human waste. Without me this story wouldn't have an…" She died.