Chibi(me): HIYA READERS!
Everyone: *screams*
Chibi: QUIET MONKEYS!!!
Crickets: *chirp chirp chirp*
Chibi: that includes you too, crickets!
Everyone and everything:.................
Chibi: Thats better! Now first I wanna respond to the reviews I got by you readers!
To Josef Kainraid: Why thank you! err... I think... *has a very baffled look on face*
To heath 999: Thanks for saying my story is funny! I am sorry about the bad spelling thing.... Ill try to fix it. Spellchecks are just so EVIL!!! To TCWatson: Yeah, I suck at writing in your point of view, what else is new? To Unnecessary Cruelty: What Is up with flamers and the word sucked? Might I ask how you can insult people and not feel guilty aswell?
Chibi: Congrats Unnecessary Cruelty and TCWatson you both have made it on to my HALL OF FLAME list on my bio. go read it if you want.... Anyways all you nice people go read this new chapter!!!
Note: i am so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry for my last update of this same chapter. I was a total mistake, I am so sorry... Now read the improve verson monkeys! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Everyone: ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzz.....
Chibi(me): *appears in a shimmer of Azur light* WAKE UP EVERYONE!!! TIME TO MAKE A NEW CHAPTER!!!!
Everyone: *grumbles and gets up*
Chibi: Good! now go into the hole Echo found in the last chapter or I am gonna make you all listen to boyband music!!!
Link: Okay! Okay! Okay! just dont do that! *runs into hole*
Echo: Dont do that!! *notices Link jumped into hole* Wait for me!!! *jumps into hole aswell*
Chibi: *Dissapears in a shimmer of azur light*
Great Dukatree: O_o That was odd...
~~~~~~~INSIDE THE GREAT DUKATREE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Echo: *Is looking around the duka tree* Hmm... who would know the hole would lead to the same place as if we were to just walk throught the great dukatrees mouth? Aint that odd Link?...Link?
Link: *is standing just outta reach of one of those Duka Babas* HAHA! can get me little stick thing! *makes faces at it*
Echo: *gets evil look on face* hehehe... *shoves Link at Duka Baba*
Link: AHHHHH!!! Get off get it off!!!!
Duka baba: HI! WANNA PLAY UNO!
Echo and Link: O_o Huh?
Duka Baba: Errr... I mean CHOMP CHOMP!!!
Link: It said CHOMP CHOMP... dose that mean it is gonna try and eat me?
Echo: Yes.
Link: Oh...
*five years later*
Link: AHHH!!!! WHAT DO I DO?!!!!
Echo: *is playing uno with Duka Baba* UNO!
Duka Baba: NO FAIR! You cheated!
Echo: No I didnt.
Duka baba: Yes you did.
Echo: No I didnt.
Duka baba: Yes you did.
Echo: No I didnt.
Duka baba: Yes you did.
Echo: No I didnt.
Duka baba: Yes you did.
Echo: No I didnt.
Duka baba: Yes you did.
Echo: No I didnt.
Duka baba: Yes you did.
Echo: No I didnt.
Duka baba: Yes you did.
Link: *thinks* Oh yeah! I rember what I gotta do! *Kills Duka Baba with sword*
Duka Baba: GAH! You killed me!
Echo: Killed you? If he killed you then why are you still talking?
Duka Baba: *gets misty eyes* I... dont know...
Echo: Can we just get on with this excuse of a fiction.
Duka Baba: Okay! BYE! Visit me some time!
Link and Echo: BYE!!
Narater: So, after much random wondering the Great Dukatrees insides our heros, *cough* Yeah *cough* right *cough* ... Started to get desprate.
Link: Im hungry...
Echo: Your hungry? Too bad.
Link: What are we supost to do anyway?
Echo: What are we supost to do? I dont know!
Josef: Hello!
Link: AHHHHHHH!!! * jumps into Echos arms Scooby Doo style*
Echo: AHHHH!!! Who are you!!! *Drops Link*
Link: *rubs butt* Ouchies!!! Echo dont drop me anymore! it hurts!
Echo: It hurts? To bad.
Blake: Josef! Where are we?
Josef: How do I know? I just sudently appeared here and saw these two people and talked to them then they freaked out...
Echo: We freaked out. Well the reason we freaked out was because we just recently encountered a Duka Baba that played uno, and You didnt answer my last question! Who are you?!
Josef: I am Josef Kainrad.
Blake: and I am Blake, his gardian fairy.
Echo: His gardian fairy... Well, This here, *points to Link, who happends to be whining and looks like he is gonna pass out from hunger* Is Link, and I am Echo, the person that ate his gardian fairy, so Im taking its place for this story.
Josef: Can I join your pointless quest for a while?
Echo: Pointless quest for a while? How did you know that were on a pointless quest?
Josef: *Gets misty eyes* I... dont know....
Blake: So, what are you trying to do at the moment?
Echo: What are we trying to do at the moment? Find a sling shot.
Blake: Oh, and how do we do that?
Echo: How do we do that? *gets misty eyes* I dont know...
Link: Ohhh! what this!! *picks up slingshot* OHHH! SLINGLY!!!
Josef: WOW! Good job Link! You found a sling shot!
Link: I did?
Josef: Yup!
Link: Really?
Josef: Yup!
Link: Really?
Josef: Yup!
Link: Really?
Josef: Yup!
Link: Really?
Josef: Yup!
Link: Really?
Josef: Yup!
Link: Really?
Josef: Yup!
Link: Really?
Josef: Yup!
Link: Really?
Josef: Yup!
Blake and Echo: *have flat looks on face*
Echo: Hey, can we go now?
Josef and Link: Okay!
Narater: So once again Link and Echo wonder around the Great Dukatrees insides, now with two others to acompany them. They walk around doing puzzles for a while untill they reaches a room with three duka scrubs in it.
Link: Wow! What a neat room, and look there is some plant thi-
Duka Scrub1: ATACK!!!
*Link and company get showered by dukanuts that the three duka scrubs are spiting at them*
Everyone: AHHHH!!!
Josef: *Pulls out a big metal black sheild with a silver outline and hides behind it* TAKE OUT YOUR SHEILD LINK!!!
Link: WHAT?!! I CANT HERE YOU!!!
Josef: I SAID TAKE OUT YOUR SHEILD!!!!
Link: SLIP ON A BANNA PEEL?!!!
Josef: NO!!!! TAKE OUT YOUR SHEILD!!!!
Link: RUN ACROST A FOOTBALL FEILD?!!!
Josef: NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! TAKEOUT YOUR SHEILD!!!
Link: TAKE OUT MY SHEILD??!!
Josef: YEAH!!!
Link: Oh... You dont gotta yell. *takes out sheild and defends self with it*
Josef: *Growls angerly at Link*
Blake: *Is hiding in Josefs hat* What do we do!!!
Echo: *Is hiding behing link* The people with sheild half to reflect the dukanut at the dukascrubs in this order- 2,3,1.
Link: OKAY!! *reflects dukanuts in the order 1,3,2.
Echo: Idot... You did it wrong...
Josef: My turn! *reflects dukanuts in the corect order*
*the shower of duka nuts stop*
Josef: HEY! LOOK! IT WORKED!!! COOL!!!
Dukascrub1: OUCHIES!!!! THAT HURTS!!!! YOUR MEAN!!! This is so annoying! Im gonna tell you the secrets of Queen Gohma for no apearant reason!!
Blake: Queen Gohma... What kind of name is that?
Echo: the name of a big spider that is evil and is killing the dukatree.
Blake: Oh...
Josef: Spill the beans, Scrub!
Dukascrub1: Well, Queene likes getting manacures on sunday, and eats everything that comes into her lair and really like cookies!
Link: Cookies?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Echo: *grabs links ear* Comon! we gotta go throught the next door to Gohma!
Link: AHHHH!! NOT THE EAR AGAIN!!!
Narater: so our Heros (yeah right) go throught the doors to the boss chamber to confront Gohma.
Echo: *lets go of Links ear* I demand a battle with the Queen Ghoma!!
Crickets:.....*Chirp chirp chirp*
*Eceryone shuffles uncomfortly*
Echo:....We gotta find her? *flatly* Oh... so fun...
*Everyone starts to look around*
Blake: ARG WHAT THAT BIG UGLY THING ON THE CEILING!!!
(The big ugly thing drops from the ceiling and just happens to be Gohma, then hisses at our heros)
Gohma: GRAAAARR!!!!
Everyone: (hight pitched, shrill, screaming)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
Josef: That is the most uglest thing I ever set eyes on!!
Link: I WANT MY MOMMY!!!
Blake: GOOD GODDESS!!!
Echo: It eyes red! Shoot it with the slingshot!!!
Josef:*Takes Links Sling shot and shoots gohmas eye with it*
Gohma: *Becomes stunted*
Echo: KILL IT! USE THE SWORD!!! KIIIIILLL IIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!
Link: Stabes Gohma with his sword once*
Gohma: AGGGGGGHHHH *hiss hiss twich*
(Gohma then Dies and decengrates in a flair of purple fire, some catching onto links clothing)
Link: AHHH!! MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!!! MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!!!! *runs around in cirlces*
Blake: Thats...it?
Josef: I... think so...
Echo: Gosh, why didnt the stupid Great dukatree just digest it and get it over with?!!
Blake: Well, the Great dukatree isnt the sharpest tack in the box.
Echo and Josef: AGREE!
Echo: Lets get Link and go.
Blake and Josef: Okay!
Narater: So Blake and Josef, putout he fire on Links butt, Wile Echo got the Heart pice and added it to her colection (Finers keepers!) Then the heros (yeha right) Jumped into a blue portal thingie that just happeded to appear after they Killed Gohma.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~At the Great Dukatree~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Great Dukatree: Thank you for getting rid of the curse but I am stil gonna die but-
Echo: GOOD RIDANCE!!!
Great Dukatree: ...As I was saying... Im gonna tell you a boing story chock full of information you dont really need. Once opon a time....
*Five hours Later*
Great Dukatree: And thats How I got my first pet!
Everyone: ZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz....
Great Dukatree: HEY!!! WAKE UP!!!!
Eeryone: *Jolts up* WERE AWAKE!!! WERE AWAKE!!!
Echo: Um... that story was nice and everything, but can you give us the green stone, tells to go to Princess Zeldas castle and die already?
Great Dukatree: OKAY!! *gives them the kokiri emerald, tells them to go to Princess
Zeldas castle and then dies*
Josef: well... that was easy enough...
Blake: Now lets give a moment of sliance for the death of the duka tree.
*0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds later*
Blake:Okay! that enough sliance!
Link: TO THE LEILINE!!!
Echo: The leiline?
Link: Err... um, I mean, TO THE CASTLE!!! *starts walking in the oppisite direction of where their supost to go*
Echo: To the castle. Comon, idot.*Grabs link ear and pulls him in the corect diredtion*
Link: NO!!! NOT THE EAR... AGAIN!!!
Naraiter: So out Heros (yeah right) Leave the little feild area thingie where the dead Great
Dukatree is. Not expecting what awates them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chibi: Do you like this crapy stuff? If so, review. And Josef Kainraid, I put you and your fairy Blake in the story, arnt you happy!?!?
Everyone: *screams*
Chibi: QUIET MONKEYS!!!
Crickets: *chirp chirp chirp*
Chibi: that includes you too, crickets!
Everyone and everything:.................
Chibi: Thats better! Now first I wanna respond to the reviews I got by you readers!
To Josef Kainraid: Why thank you! err... I think... *has a very baffled look on face*
To heath 999: Thanks for saying my story is funny! I am sorry about the bad spelling thing.... Ill try to fix it. Spellchecks are just so EVIL!!! To TCWatson: Yeah, I suck at writing in your point of view, what else is new? To Unnecessary Cruelty: What Is up with flamers and the word sucked? Might I ask how you can insult people and not feel guilty aswell?
Chibi: Congrats Unnecessary Cruelty and TCWatson you both have made it on to my HALL OF FLAME list on my bio. go read it if you want.... Anyways all you nice people go read this new chapter!!!
Note: i am so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry for my last update of this same chapter. I was a total mistake, I am so sorry... Now read the improve verson monkeys! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Everyone: ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzz.....
Chibi(me): *appears in a shimmer of Azur light* WAKE UP EVERYONE!!! TIME TO MAKE A NEW CHAPTER!!!!
Everyone: *grumbles and gets up*
Chibi: Good! now go into the hole Echo found in the last chapter or I am gonna make you all listen to boyband music!!!
Link: Okay! Okay! Okay! just dont do that! *runs into hole*
Echo: Dont do that!! *notices Link jumped into hole* Wait for me!!! *jumps into hole aswell*
Chibi: *Dissapears in a shimmer of azur light*
Great Dukatree: O_o That was odd...
~~~~~~~INSIDE THE GREAT DUKATREE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Echo: *Is looking around the duka tree* Hmm... who would know the hole would lead to the same place as if we were to just walk throught the great dukatrees mouth? Aint that odd Link?...Link?
Link: *is standing just outta reach of one of those Duka Babas* HAHA! can get me little stick thing! *makes faces at it*
Echo: *gets evil look on face* hehehe... *shoves Link at Duka Baba*
Link: AHHHHH!!! Get off get it off!!!!
Duka baba: HI! WANNA PLAY UNO!
Echo and Link: O_o Huh?
Duka Baba: Errr... I mean CHOMP CHOMP!!!
Link: It said CHOMP CHOMP... dose that mean it is gonna try and eat me?
Echo: Yes.
Link: Oh...
*five years later*
Link: AHHH!!!! WHAT DO I DO?!!!!
Echo: *is playing uno with Duka Baba* UNO!
Duka Baba: NO FAIR! You cheated!
Echo: No I didnt.
Duka baba: Yes you did.
Echo: No I didnt.
Duka baba: Yes you did.
Echo: No I didnt.
Duka baba: Yes you did.
Echo: No I didnt.
Duka baba: Yes you did.
Echo: No I didnt.
Duka baba: Yes you did.
Echo: No I didnt.
Duka baba: Yes you did.
Echo: No I didnt.
Duka baba: Yes you did.
Link: *thinks* Oh yeah! I rember what I gotta do! *Kills Duka Baba with sword*
Duka Baba: GAH! You killed me!
Echo: Killed you? If he killed you then why are you still talking?
Duka Baba: *gets misty eyes* I... dont know...
Echo: Can we just get on with this excuse of a fiction.
Duka Baba: Okay! BYE! Visit me some time!
Link and Echo: BYE!!
Narater: So, after much random wondering the Great Dukatrees insides our heros, *cough* Yeah *cough* right *cough* ... Started to get desprate.
Link: Im hungry...
Echo: Your hungry? Too bad.
Link: What are we supost to do anyway?
Echo: What are we supost to do? I dont know!
Josef: Hello!
Link: AHHHHHHH!!! * jumps into Echos arms Scooby Doo style*
Echo: AHHHH!!! Who are you!!! *Drops Link*
Link: *rubs butt* Ouchies!!! Echo dont drop me anymore! it hurts!
Echo: It hurts? To bad.
Blake: Josef! Where are we?
Josef: How do I know? I just sudently appeared here and saw these two people and talked to them then they freaked out...
Echo: We freaked out. Well the reason we freaked out was because we just recently encountered a Duka Baba that played uno, and You didnt answer my last question! Who are you?!
Josef: I am Josef Kainrad.
Blake: and I am Blake, his gardian fairy.
Echo: His gardian fairy... Well, This here, *points to Link, who happends to be whining and looks like he is gonna pass out from hunger* Is Link, and I am Echo, the person that ate his gardian fairy, so Im taking its place for this story.
Josef: Can I join your pointless quest for a while?
Echo: Pointless quest for a while? How did you know that were on a pointless quest?
Josef: *Gets misty eyes* I... dont know....
Blake: So, what are you trying to do at the moment?
Echo: What are we trying to do at the moment? Find a sling shot.
Blake: Oh, and how do we do that?
Echo: How do we do that? *gets misty eyes* I dont know...
Link: Ohhh! what this!! *picks up slingshot* OHHH! SLINGLY!!!
Josef: WOW! Good job Link! You found a sling shot!
Link: I did?
Josef: Yup!
Link: Really?
Josef: Yup!
Link: Really?
Josef: Yup!
Link: Really?
Josef: Yup!
Link: Really?
Josef: Yup!
Link: Really?
Josef: Yup!
Link: Really?
Josef: Yup!
Link: Really?
Josef: Yup!
Link: Really?
Josef: Yup!
Blake and Echo: *have flat looks on face*
Echo: Hey, can we go now?
Josef and Link: Okay!
Narater: So once again Link and Echo wonder around the Great Dukatrees insides, now with two others to acompany them. They walk around doing puzzles for a while untill they reaches a room with three duka scrubs in it.
Link: Wow! What a neat room, and look there is some plant thi-
Duka Scrub1: ATACK!!!
*Link and company get showered by dukanuts that the three duka scrubs are spiting at them*
Everyone: AHHHH!!!
Josef: *Pulls out a big metal black sheild with a silver outline and hides behind it* TAKE OUT YOUR SHEILD LINK!!!
Link: WHAT?!! I CANT HERE YOU!!!
Josef: I SAID TAKE OUT YOUR SHEILD!!!!
Link: SLIP ON A BANNA PEEL?!!!
Josef: NO!!!! TAKE OUT YOUR SHEILD!!!!
Link: RUN ACROST A FOOTBALL FEILD?!!!
Josef: NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! TAKEOUT YOUR SHEILD!!!
Link: TAKE OUT MY SHEILD??!!
Josef: YEAH!!!
Link: Oh... You dont gotta yell. *takes out sheild and defends self with it*
Josef: *Growls angerly at Link*
Blake: *Is hiding in Josefs hat* What do we do!!!
Echo: *Is hiding behing link* The people with sheild half to reflect the dukanut at the dukascrubs in this order- 2,3,1.
Link: OKAY!! *reflects dukanuts in the order 1,3,2.
Echo: Idot... You did it wrong...
Josef: My turn! *reflects dukanuts in the corect order*
*the shower of duka nuts stop*
Josef: HEY! LOOK! IT WORKED!!! COOL!!!
Dukascrub1: OUCHIES!!!! THAT HURTS!!!! YOUR MEAN!!! This is so annoying! Im gonna tell you the secrets of Queen Gohma for no apearant reason!!
Blake: Queen Gohma... What kind of name is that?
Echo: the name of a big spider that is evil and is killing the dukatree.
Blake: Oh...
Josef: Spill the beans, Scrub!
Dukascrub1: Well, Queene likes getting manacures on sunday, and eats everything that comes into her lair and really like cookies!
Link: Cookies?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Dukascrub1: yes.
Link: Really?
Echo: *grabs links ear* Comon! we gotta go throught the next door to Gohma!
Link: AHHHH!! NOT THE EAR AGAIN!!!
Narater: so our Heros (yeah right) go throught the doors to the boss chamber to confront Gohma.
Echo: *lets go of Links ear* I demand a battle with the Queen Ghoma!!
Crickets:.....*Chirp chirp chirp*
*Eceryone shuffles uncomfortly*
Echo:....We gotta find her? *flatly* Oh... so fun...
*Everyone starts to look around*
Blake: ARG WHAT THAT BIG UGLY THING ON THE CEILING!!!
(The big ugly thing drops from the ceiling and just happens to be Gohma, then hisses at our heros)
Gohma: GRAAAARR!!!!
Everyone: (hight pitched, shrill, screaming)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
Josef: That is the most uglest thing I ever set eyes on!!
Link: I WANT MY MOMMY!!!
Blake: GOOD GODDESS!!!
Echo: It eyes red! Shoot it with the slingshot!!!
Josef:*Takes Links Sling shot and shoots gohmas eye with it*
Gohma: *Becomes stunted*
Echo: KILL IT! USE THE SWORD!!! KIIIIILLL IIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!
Link: Stabes Gohma with his sword once*
Gohma: AGGGGGGHHHH *hiss hiss twich*
(Gohma then Dies and decengrates in a flair of purple fire, some catching onto links clothing)
Link: AHHH!! MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!!! MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!!!! *runs around in cirlces*
Blake: Thats...it?
Josef: I... think so...
Echo: Gosh, why didnt the stupid Great dukatree just digest it and get it over with?!!
Blake: Well, the Great dukatree isnt the sharpest tack in the box.
Echo and Josef: AGREE!
Echo: Lets get Link and go.
Blake and Josef: Okay!
Narater: So Blake and Josef, putout he fire on Links butt, Wile Echo got the Heart pice and added it to her colection (Finers keepers!) Then the heros (yeha right) Jumped into a blue portal thingie that just happeded to appear after they Killed Gohma.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~At the Great Dukatree~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Great Dukatree: Thank you for getting rid of the curse but I am stil gonna die but-
Echo: GOOD RIDANCE!!!
Great Dukatree: ...As I was saying... Im gonna tell you a boing story chock full of information you dont really need. Once opon a time....
*Five hours Later*
Great Dukatree: And thats How I got my first pet!
Everyone: ZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz....
Great Dukatree: HEY!!! WAKE UP!!!!
Eeryone: *Jolts up* WERE AWAKE!!! WERE AWAKE!!!
Echo: Um... that story was nice and everything, but can you give us the green stone, tells to go to Princess Zeldas castle and die already?
Great Dukatree: OKAY!! *gives them the kokiri emerald, tells them to go to Princess
Zeldas castle and then dies*
Josef: well... that was easy enough...
Blake: Now lets give a moment of sliance for the death of the duka tree.
*0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds later*
Blake:Okay! that enough sliance!
Link: TO THE LEILINE!!!
Echo: The leiline?
Link: Err... um, I mean, TO THE CASTLE!!! *starts walking in the oppisite direction of where their supost to go*
Echo: To the castle. Comon, idot.*Grabs link ear and pulls him in the corect diredtion*
Link: NO!!! NOT THE EAR... AGAIN!!!
Naraiter: So out Heros (yeah right) Leave the little feild area thingie where the dead Great
Dukatree is. Not expecting what awates them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chibi: Do you like this crapy stuff? If so, review. And Josef Kainraid, I put you and your fairy Blake in the story, arnt you happy!?!?