Chibi: HELLO MONKEYS! I am still sorry for the problem in the last chapter.
It was a mistake, a big mistake! And thank you for the spelling tips
Ummmm... Even thought you put my story down, but you didnt flame it just
metioned your opion on this story, so I will not put you in my HALL OF
FLAME. Well anyways, I have another chapter for you peoples! So... READ
MONKEYS!!!!!
Disclamer : If I owned Zelda I would be rolling in money, not writing these fanfictions. I also dont won anything else that is not mine that I metion in this fanfiction.
Disclamer for last chapter: Err... I dont own Zelda, or Outlaw Star end of story.
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Narater: So our Heros (yeah, right) Have destroyed the curse inside the Gree Dukatree, but, the tree died anyway.
*Walks out of the little feild thing that the Dead Great Dukatree is in.*
Josef: ...Do you think they will notice the Great Dukatree is dead?
All: ... NAH!
Mido: Hey! person formorly knowed as no-fairy, you killed the Great Dukatree! Dukatree killer! *atemps to atack Link*
Link: MOMMY!
Echo: *punches Mido, knocking him, out and steals all his stuff, including his hat*
Kokiri: *Gasp*
Blake: Mabe it wasent such a smart idea to do that infront of all the Kokiri population.
Echo: Why not?
Blake: *points to angry Kokiri who all happen to have rocks in their hands*
Kokiri: DUKATREE KILLER!!! *Starts throughing rock at Link and company*
Josef: DRAT THE ABUNDANCE (is hit in face with rock) OF ROCKS IN KOKIRI FOREST!!!!
Echo: Rocks in kokiri forest.....Dont you think it is- (Is hit with rock) odd that Kokiri forest have so many rocks?!
Link: I DIDNT KILL DUKATRE- (is hit in crouch with rock) ........ouchie...
Blake: RETREAT!!! (Is knocked down by a rock)
Narater: So our heros run away from the Kokiri forest like a bunch of scared puppys, dogging rock the whole way.
Blake: Well, mabe, if a ceretant narater were to help up whe wouldnt be running away...
Josef: YEAH! THATS RIGHT! KILL THE NARATER!!
Everyone else: KILL THE NARATER!! *All mob the narater*
Narater: AHHHH!! NOOOO!!! *Dies*
Chibi: *Appears in a shimmer of Azure light.
Link: AHHHH!!! IM BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chibi: GOOD GOING PEOPLES!! NOW WE DONT HAVE A NARATER!!! HOW CAN WE CONTUNE THIS STORY IF WE DONT HAVE A NARATER!!!???
Link and company: *cowers*
Reader: Um... *raises hand* Ill volenteer!!!
Chibi: OKAY!! What is your name?
Reader: MY NANE IS TEKKETITE!!!
Chibi: Well, nice to meet you Tekketite! You get to be the new narater!
Tekketite: YAY!!!!
Chibi: Well contune on with the story monkey!!!! *Dissapears in a shimer of Azure light*
Link: AHHH!! IM BLIND ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!
Saria: *Appears outta nowhere* Oh... your leaving...
Echo: Were leaving. Duh, do you think we would just stay there and be showered by rocks?
Tekketite: Chibi says she is sorry for spelling sarias name Sarah in the first chapter.
Saria: Thats nice Tekketite, but can we get on with the story?
Link: Your hair is green...
Saria: No dip Sherlock, you already noticed that twice.
Link: I did?
Saria: yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: I did?
Saria: yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes, really.
Link: Oh, okay!
Saria: Link, you an idot...
Link: *smiles*
Saria: Here, *gives Echo the Fairy Ocarina* when you play this think of me. I would tell this to Link, but he cant think.
Echo: He cant think. I know he cant think.
Saria: I think Link is different from the Kokiri.
Josef: (sarcasm) No really?
Saria: Not just cause he is stupid... well, mabe that too but...
Blake: Yeah, we already know, se ya! *Starts to fly acrost brige*
Josef: Bye! *runs after his fairy*
Echo: Bye! Gotta go! *grabs Link and fallows Josef and Blake out of the forest*
Saria: *sighs and watches them go, then sudently gets very perky* Well, they aint getting any goner than they are now! Now to got throught all of Links stuff! *skips into the depts of kokiri forets*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Right outta Kokiri forest~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Very scar noise: HOY HOY HOOT!
Tekketite: Our heros looks up to see.... the evil owl from hell, Kaepora Gaebore! (thunder and lighting)
Everyone (in high pitch, shirll screaming) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
Josef: Thats the most uglest thing I ever seen!!!!!
Link: I WANT MY MOMMY!!! *jumps into Echos arms scoobydoo style*
Blake: Good goddess!
Echo: *Drops Link* WHAT IS IT?!!?
Kaepora Gabore: Hello I am Kaepora Gabore, (thunder and lighting) and I see you scared. Do not be afarid for the only reason I am gonna stalk you for seven years is because you all are gonna be heros and I never will get to be one so I just give you lost of pointless information you probly already know!
Blake: That nice and all scary owl person but we really half to go...
Kaepora Gabore: It is time you started you journy where you risk your life and other stuff I will not get to do because I am not the hero of this story and it no fair! I am gonna sue the Nentendo company! wheres my la-
Josef: *Starts to shoot airos at Kaepora Gabore* DIE!!!!
Kaepora Gabora: Ack! Ill be back! ILL BE BACK!!!! HOO HOO HOOOT!!! *flys away*
Echo: Josef! you saved the day!
Powerpuff Girl Narater: And once again, the day was save thanks to the powerpu-
Tekketite: DIE POWERPUFF GIRLS NARATER! IM THE ONLY NARATER ALOUD IN THIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Brutaly atacks Powerpuff Girl Narater*
Powerpuff Narater: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! *Dies a long and painfull death*
Everyone: O_O Scary....
Tekketite: *hides weponds of mass distruction* Erm... contune on with the story....
Everyone: ... okay... *moves very far from Tekketite*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hyrule Feild~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Josef: *is looking at his sroundings* Has it gotten darker?
Everyone: ... Nah!
*3 minutes later*
Echo: *singing* Asereje, ja deje tejebe tude jeb-
Blake: What are you singing?
Echo: The ketchup song!
Link: Its catsup not ketchup.
Echo: No... Its ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketc-
*HALWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Everyone: *looks around confused*
Blake: what was that!?
Josef: Why did it sudently get dark?
Link: AHHH!!!! ITS TOO DARK!!!! IM SCARED!!!!! *Cries*
Echo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BEHIND YOU!!!!
Tekketite: Everyone wirls around to see... two stalchildren!
Everyone: *Wrils around* AHHHHHHHHHH!! ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!
Link: *jumps into Echos arms scoobydoo style* MOMMY!!!
Stalchild1: HI! I like cheese!
Everyone O_o Huh?
Echo: Huh? What is up with minor enemys saying strange things? *Drops Link*
Stalchild1: Err... I mean, Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
Stalchild2: What he said.
Josef:*Kills Stalchild1 by shotting lots of airos at it* DIE!!!!!!
Link: *atemp to kill starchild2 by cutting it with his sword bout only knocks off its head*
Blake: Great goddess!
Josef: that the most horable thing I have ever seen!
Link: I want my Mommy! *jumps into Echos arms scoobydoo style*
Echo: GAH! KILL IT!!! *Drops Link*
Link: Ouchies!
Starchilds2s head: (speaking to his body) Im over here! To your left! No! your other left idot!!!
Starchild2s body: ........................... *Wonders around aimlessly*
Echo:......... What do you think we should do?
Blake: Um, walk off wistling prenting we didnt do anything.
Josef: good idea, Blake!
Everyone: *Walks away wistling and prenting that they didnt do anything*
Starchild2s head: STUPID BODY!!!!
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(Chorus singers tap dancing up an external spiral staircase...)
Chorus Singers: TO MAKE A LOOOONG STORY SHORT! PART OF THIS SCENE WE WILL ABORT! WE HOPE THIS FIC DOESN'T TAKE US ALL TO COURT!
TO MAKE A LOOOONG STORY SHORT!
OUR HEROS WENT TO THE CASTLE GATES, WAITED TILL DAWN, WENT THROUGHT THE CASTLE GATES WENT THROUGHT CASTLE TOWN, AND EVENTULY MADE TO THE GATES OF ZELDAS CASTLE!!!!!
Chibi(me): AHHHHH!!! YOU CHORUS SINGERS ARE SUPOST TO BE IN GALAXY GIRLS FANFICTION HEY, OCARINA! THE CHEESY ZELDA MUSICAL! NOT HERE!! OUT OUT OUT!! *Shoves chorus singers out of this fanfiction*
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Blake:...... How did we get here?
Everyone: *srugs*
Malon: OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOOOOOOOOO!
Josef: Hey, girl. Do you know how me and my friends got here?
Malon: Chours singers, fairy boy.
Josef: *fuming* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!!!!!!??????
Malon: Are you heading for the castle?
Josef: um... yeah, whats it to you?
Malon: Would you mind looking for my dad? He must have fallen asleep on his way to the castle! What a thing for an adult to do!
Josef: No. You insulted me.
Malon: Good! Take this! *Gives Josef an odd egg*
Tekketite: DU DU DA DANNNNNNNN!!!!
Everyone: *looks at Tekketite with a confused exprestion on their faces*
Tekketite: What? I Making the YOU HAVE RECIVED AND ITEM sound!!!
Everyone: Oh... *contunes on with the fanfiction*
Josef: Its... and egg...
Malon: It will hatch into a chicken!
Josef: A chicken..... Okay....
Malon: Good luck, Fairy boy!
Josef: *is now climbing up a nearby vine to think* Fairy boy, who she calling fairy boy... *Grumbles*
Blake: There, there....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~With our other heros~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Echo: Whada ya mean, were not aloud to see the princess!
Guard: Rules are rules....
Echo: I dont think you understand what I am trying to tell that low H.Q. brain of your. I NEED to see the princess! NOW, THIS INSTANT!!!
Gaurd: Sorry.
Echo: Grr... Comon Link.... *grabs Link and stomps off to a nearby tree*
Link: There, there...
Echo: i cant belive they woulnt let us in! We gotta show princess Zelda this sting green stone or we cant get this stupid story finished!!!
Link: Look Echo! up there! *points up to the cilff Josef and Blake are on top of.*
Echo: *gets a dangerous sparkle in her eye* Up there! Thats it! I know what we can do to get in... *climbs the vines Josef had climed earlier*
Link: wait for me!!! *fallows Echo*
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Link: *finaly make it up the cliff, and is gasping for air*
Blake: Bout time!
Link: What *gasp* is *wheeze* your *gasp* plan, Echo. *gasp*
Echo: My plan. This cliff we are on is conceted to the gate we were just at, we can walk acrost it and sneak onto the path!
Our Heros: *sneaking very, very, very, very, very, very ,very, very quiet to the top of the gate when....*
Guard: Hey! You stop! You kids! Over there!
Josef: RUN!!!
Guards: *Chace Link and company*
Tekketite: So our heros ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran some more untill they ramed into some sleeping fat guy.
Echo: Gah! He in in our way!!!
Link: DINS FIRE!!! *Puts the fat mans butt on fire, instantly waking him up and having him run out of the castle grounds squishing the thousand-or-so guards that were chacing our heros*
Blake: Dins fire?
Link: O_O;;;; sorta got ahead of the story there, didnt I?
Everyone else: Yup.
Echo: *uses her wonderful jumping abilitys to get to the little tunnel they half to go thorugh.*
Josef: *does the same as Echo*
Blake: *flys to where Echo and Josef is*
Link:*stuggles to get up there but eventualy makes it with alot of help form his friends*
Tekketite: Since chibi is getting tired of typing I am gonna tell you what happens for a little while. Our heros first atempt to sneak past the guard but get caught and run for it again, Link miraclasly saves the da-
Powerpuff Girl Narater: And the day is saved thanks to the pow-
Tekketite: I thought I killed you! *Atacks Powerpuff Girl Narater with weponds of mass distruction*
Powerpuff Girl Narater: *Dies and slow and painful death..... Again.*
Tekketie: ...err... anyways... Link help him and his friends by using that Dins fire thing againg and eventuly they name it to the area where-wait a second... thats not Princess Zelda!
Link: HEY! PERSON IN PINK LOOKING IN THE WINDOW! ARE YOU ZELDA?!
Person in pink looking in the window: Huh? No I am not Zelda... *turns around to reviel that it is actuly....Meghan Heath A.K.A. heath999!
Josef: AHH!! WHO ARE YOU!!!
Meghan: im Meghan Heath A.K.A heath999! I am the second person to review this fanfiction also!
Tekketie: WOW REALLY! ANOTER REVIEWER!?
Josef: COOL!!
Echo: Another review.... so Meghan, how did you get here and where is princess Zelda?
Meghan: Well, Princess Zelda went on strike, so Chibi asked me if I could replace her for the story!
Everyone else: Oh, okay!
Meghan: I know you are the people of my dream and came from the forest and have a green stone, right.
Link: Yup!
Meghan: Than I bet your are wondering If I told Zeldas father about the dream.
Blake: No, not really...
Meghan: Well I did but he didnt belive it was a prophecy.
Echo: a prophecy, when did you say that your dream might be a prophecy?
Josef: Oh, that Mysterious King No One Ever Sees.
Meghan: Yup! Um, where was I? Oh yeah... you four, I trust you. I am going to tell you the Legend of the Triforce passed down by the Royal Family!
Echo: No thanks, we already heard it.
Meghan: Oh, okay... Well anyway, I was spying in this window before you four came. The clouds in my dream... I think they represent that man in there!
Blake: Cool.
Meghan: Have a looksie!
Everyone: *looks in the window at Ganondorf, watches him bow to the king you cant see*
Tekketie: Suddenly, he gazes at the window and sees our heros staring at him.
Link: Eep!
Josef: Were busted!
Meghan: What happened? Did he see you?
Heros: Yup. What do we do?
Meghan: Don't worry. He didn't get a good enough look at you to notice you in a crowd.
Blake: *See Ganondorf with his nose poking out the window, staring at them* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Echo: *Punches Ganondorf in the face making him stagger back*
Maghan: *pulls down shade* well he dosent know what we are planing yet
Link: Huh? Plan?
Echo: What plan? What are we planning?
Meghan: I'm afraid... I'm afraid that man is going to try and destroy Hyrule! It's up to us to protect the Triforce.
Josef: It is?
Magan: I'm sending you four on a mission! You have to travel around Hyrule and find the other two Spiritual Stones so we can open the Sacred Realm and protect the Triforce from Ganondorf!
Blake: Hey you know, that sounds like a really BAD idea to me. HELLLOOOO? That guy has evil powers! He'll kill us in like, seconds.
Meghan: Thats not my problem, Ill protect the Ocarina of Time, you have your mision, you may leave.
Blake: Aren't you even gonna tell us where the other stones are?
Meghan: Ummm... nope. But I will write a letter for you! *Takes out pen and writes a letter on Royal-Looking paper
Meghan: "Dear someone-or-another... This is Link, Echo, Josef and their pet firefly Blake..."
Blake: HEY!
Meghan: "Please let them do whatever they want... CAUSE I SAY SO! Love, Zeldas tempary replacement, Meghan." *gives the note to Josef*
Tekketite: DU DU DA DANNNNNNNN!!!!
Everyone: *rools eyes*
Meghan: Um... Good luck on the quest, and stuff. After you get all the stones come see me!
Echo: come see you! You mean we gotta go sneak back here again!!!!????
Meghan: Mabe....
Blake: Lets just go.
Link, Blake, and Josef: Okay! * all 4 turn to leave*
Mistery female voice: HI THERE!
Link: Blake, Josef, and Echo: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! * link jumps into Echos armes scoobydoo style*
Mistery Female voice: Gosh, calm down, childern freak out so easely these days....
Echo: Who are you!? *Drops Link*
Link: Ouchies!
Impa: I am Impa of the Sheikah. I'm Princess Zelda's nanny and attendant. Didn't she tell you about me?
Link: Nope.
Blake: Never heard of you.
Josef: Sorry.
Impa: [darkly] Ungrateful little twerp! I hate my job!!!!! *notices link and company are giving her werid looks* err... AHEM! Well... my role in the Princess's dream was to teach a song to the one with an instrement.
Echo:The one with an instrment, that would be me.
Impa: This is the song of the Royal Family. I sing it for Zelda every night before she goes to bed, as I have done for many, many years and every year I wish I was some where else.
Blake: How sweet!
Impa: Follow along with the song I play.*starts wistling* ^ ^
Echo: *Takes out Ocarina and starts palying* ^ ^
Tekketite: YOU LEARNED ZELDA'S LULLABY!
Blake: YAY!!! YOU LEARNED YOUR FIRST SONG!! GOOD JOB, ECHO!!
Echo: *is blushing from the praise*
Impa: There will be trouble if the castle soldiers find you. Let me lead you out of the castle.
Link and company: OKAY!!!!
Tekketite: So, Impa leads our heros out of the castle.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Outside in Hyrule feild~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Impa: You brave childern. You're out on a strange new journey, aren't you?
Josef: (sarcasum) no, really?!
Impa: Look at that mountain there!
The heros: * looks at mountain*
Impa: That is Death Mountain, home of the Goron people. They hold the Spiritual Stone of Fire you seek. At the foot of the mountain is my village, Kakariko, where I was born and raised. Then I took over and now it's really my village.
Blake: Fascinating.
Impa: Head to Kakariko next. From there, you should know what to do. The Princess will be waiting for you when you find the other Spiritual Stones. Remember, all of Hyrule is counting on you! *Throughs dukanut and dissapears*
Link: AHHHHHH!!! IM BLIND!!!!!!!!!!
Blake: what would you think saria would say if she knew we were going on a big quest now!?
Josef: (sarcasum)I dont know, why dont we ask her?!
Link: Okay! *runs off in the direction of Kokiri forest*
Josef: Wait! No! Link! Stop! I was beinng sarcastic!! *runs after Link*
Echo and Blake: WAIT FOR ME!!!!
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Chibi: So, did you like this chapter. Tekketite and Meghan Heath, are you happy you are in this fanfcition, I hope you are!!! So... REVIEW MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclamer : If I owned Zelda I would be rolling in money, not writing these fanfictions. I also dont won anything else that is not mine that I metion in this fanfiction.
Disclamer for last chapter: Err... I dont own Zelda, or Outlaw Star end of story.
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Narater: So our Heros (yeah, right) Have destroyed the curse inside the Gree Dukatree, but, the tree died anyway.
*Walks out of the little feild thing that the Dead Great Dukatree is in.*
Josef: ...Do you think they will notice the Great Dukatree is dead?
All: ... NAH!
Mido: Hey! person formorly knowed as no-fairy, you killed the Great Dukatree! Dukatree killer! *atemps to atack Link*
Link: MOMMY!
Echo: *punches Mido, knocking him, out and steals all his stuff, including his hat*
Kokiri: *Gasp*
Blake: Mabe it wasent such a smart idea to do that infront of all the Kokiri population.
Echo: Why not?
Blake: *points to angry Kokiri who all happen to have rocks in their hands*
Kokiri: DUKATREE KILLER!!! *Starts throughing rock at Link and company*
Josef: DRAT THE ABUNDANCE (is hit in face with rock) OF ROCKS IN KOKIRI FOREST!!!!
Echo: Rocks in kokiri forest.....Dont you think it is- (Is hit with rock) odd that Kokiri forest have so many rocks?!
Link: I DIDNT KILL DUKATRE- (is hit in crouch with rock) ........ouchie...
Blake: RETREAT!!! (Is knocked down by a rock)
Narater: So our heros run away from the Kokiri forest like a bunch of scared puppys, dogging rock the whole way.
Blake: Well, mabe, if a ceretant narater were to help up whe wouldnt be running away...
Josef: YEAH! THATS RIGHT! KILL THE NARATER!!
Everyone else: KILL THE NARATER!! *All mob the narater*
Narater: AHHHH!! NOOOO!!! *Dies*
Chibi: *Appears in a shimmer of Azure light.
Link: AHHHH!!! IM BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chibi: GOOD GOING PEOPLES!! NOW WE DONT HAVE A NARATER!!! HOW CAN WE CONTUNE THIS STORY IF WE DONT HAVE A NARATER!!!???
Link and company: *cowers*
Reader: Um... *raises hand* Ill volenteer!!!
Chibi: OKAY!! What is your name?
Reader: MY NANE IS TEKKETITE!!!
Chibi: Well, nice to meet you Tekketite! You get to be the new narater!
Tekketite: YAY!!!!
Chibi: Well contune on with the story monkey!!!! *Dissapears in a shimer of Azure light*
Link: AHHH!! IM BLIND ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!
Saria: *Appears outta nowhere* Oh... your leaving...
Echo: Were leaving. Duh, do you think we would just stay there and be showered by rocks?
Tekketite: Chibi says she is sorry for spelling sarias name Sarah in the first chapter.
Saria: Thats nice Tekketite, but can we get on with the story?
Link: Your hair is green...
Saria: No dip Sherlock, you already noticed that twice.
Link: I did?
Saria: yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: I did?
Saria: yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes, really.
Link: Oh, okay!
Saria: Link, you an idot...
Link: *smiles*
Saria: Here, *gives Echo the Fairy Ocarina* when you play this think of me. I would tell this to Link, but he cant think.
Echo: He cant think. I know he cant think.
Saria: I think Link is different from the Kokiri.
Josef: (sarcasm) No really?
Saria: Not just cause he is stupid... well, mabe that too but...
Blake: Yeah, we already know, se ya! *Starts to fly acrost brige*
Josef: Bye! *runs after his fairy*
Echo: Bye! Gotta go! *grabs Link and fallows Josef and Blake out of the forest*
Saria: *sighs and watches them go, then sudently gets very perky* Well, they aint getting any goner than they are now! Now to got throught all of Links stuff! *skips into the depts of kokiri forets*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Right outta Kokiri forest~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Very scar noise: HOY HOY HOOT!
Tekketite: Our heros looks up to see.... the evil owl from hell, Kaepora Gaebore! (thunder and lighting)
Everyone (in high pitch, shirll screaming) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
Josef: Thats the most uglest thing I ever seen!!!!!
Link: I WANT MY MOMMY!!! *jumps into Echos arms scoobydoo style*
Blake: Good goddess!
Echo: *Drops Link* WHAT IS IT?!!?
Kaepora Gabore: Hello I am Kaepora Gabore, (thunder and lighting) and I see you scared. Do not be afarid for the only reason I am gonna stalk you for seven years is because you all are gonna be heros and I never will get to be one so I just give you lost of pointless information you probly already know!
Blake: That nice and all scary owl person but we really half to go...
Kaepora Gabore: It is time you started you journy where you risk your life and other stuff I will not get to do because I am not the hero of this story and it no fair! I am gonna sue the Nentendo company! wheres my la-
Josef: *Starts to shoot airos at Kaepora Gabore* DIE!!!!
Kaepora Gabora: Ack! Ill be back! ILL BE BACK!!!! HOO HOO HOOOT!!! *flys away*
Echo: Josef! you saved the day!
Powerpuff Girl Narater: And once again, the day was save thanks to the powerpu-
Tekketite: DIE POWERPUFF GIRLS NARATER! IM THE ONLY NARATER ALOUD IN THIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Brutaly atacks Powerpuff Girl Narater*
Powerpuff Narater: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! *Dies a long and painfull death*
Everyone: O_O Scary....
Tekketite: *hides weponds of mass distruction* Erm... contune on with the story....
Everyone: ... okay... *moves very far from Tekketite*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hyrule Feild~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Josef: *is looking at his sroundings* Has it gotten darker?
Everyone: ... Nah!
*3 minutes later*
Echo: *singing* Asereje, ja deje tejebe tude jeb-
Blake: What are you singing?
Echo: The ketchup song!
Link: Its catsup not ketchup.
Echo: No... Its ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketchup.
Link: Catsup.
Echo: Ketc-
*HALWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Everyone: *looks around confused*
Blake: what was that!?
Josef: Why did it sudently get dark?
Link: AHHH!!!! ITS TOO DARK!!!! IM SCARED!!!!! *Cries*
Echo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BEHIND YOU!!!!
Tekketite: Everyone wirls around to see... two stalchildren!
Everyone: *Wrils around* AHHHHHHHHHH!! ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!
Link: *jumps into Echos arms scoobydoo style* MOMMY!!!
Stalchild1: HI! I like cheese!
Everyone O_o Huh?
Echo: Huh? What is up with minor enemys saying strange things? *Drops Link*
Stalchild1: Err... I mean, Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
Stalchild2: What he said.
Josef:*Kills Stalchild1 by shotting lots of airos at it* DIE!!!!!!
Link: *atemp to kill starchild2 by cutting it with his sword bout only knocks off its head*
Blake: Great goddess!
Josef: that the most horable thing I have ever seen!
Link: I want my Mommy! *jumps into Echos arms scoobydoo style*
Echo: GAH! KILL IT!!! *Drops Link*
Link: Ouchies!
Starchilds2s head: (speaking to his body) Im over here! To your left! No! your other left idot!!!
Starchild2s body: ........................... *Wonders around aimlessly*
Echo:......... What do you think we should do?
Blake: Um, walk off wistling prenting we didnt do anything.
Josef: good idea, Blake!
Everyone: *Walks away wistling and prenting that they didnt do anything*
Starchild2s head: STUPID BODY!!!!
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(Chorus singers tap dancing up an external spiral staircase...)
Chorus Singers: TO MAKE A LOOOONG STORY SHORT! PART OF THIS SCENE WE WILL ABORT! WE HOPE THIS FIC DOESN'T TAKE US ALL TO COURT!
TO MAKE A LOOOONG STORY SHORT!
OUR HEROS WENT TO THE CASTLE GATES, WAITED TILL DAWN, WENT THROUGHT THE CASTLE GATES WENT THROUGHT CASTLE TOWN, AND EVENTULY MADE TO THE GATES OF ZELDAS CASTLE!!!!!
Chibi(me): AHHHHH!!! YOU CHORUS SINGERS ARE SUPOST TO BE IN GALAXY GIRLS FANFICTION HEY, OCARINA! THE CHEESY ZELDA MUSICAL! NOT HERE!! OUT OUT OUT!! *Shoves chorus singers out of this fanfiction*
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Blake:...... How did we get here?
Everyone: *srugs*
Malon: OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOOOOOOOOO!
Josef: Hey, girl. Do you know how me and my friends got here?
Malon: Chours singers, fairy boy.
Josef: *fuming* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!!!!!!??????
Malon: Are you heading for the castle?
Josef: um... yeah, whats it to you?
Malon: Would you mind looking for my dad? He must have fallen asleep on his way to the castle! What a thing for an adult to do!
Josef: No. You insulted me.
Malon: Good! Take this! *Gives Josef an odd egg*
Tekketite: DU DU DA DANNNNNNNN!!!!
Everyone: *looks at Tekketite with a confused exprestion on their faces*
Tekketite: What? I Making the YOU HAVE RECIVED AND ITEM sound!!!
Everyone: Oh... *contunes on with the fanfiction*
Josef: Its... and egg...
Malon: It will hatch into a chicken!
Josef: A chicken..... Okay....
Malon: Good luck, Fairy boy!
Josef: *is now climbing up a nearby vine to think* Fairy boy, who she calling fairy boy... *Grumbles*
Blake: There, there....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~With our other heros~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Echo: Whada ya mean, were not aloud to see the princess!
Guard: Rules are rules....
Echo: I dont think you understand what I am trying to tell that low H.Q. brain of your. I NEED to see the princess! NOW, THIS INSTANT!!!
Gaurd: Sorry.
Echo: Grr... Comon Link.... *grabs Link and stomps off to a nearby tree*
Link: There, there...
Echo: i cant belive they woulnt let us in! We gotta show princess Zelda this sting green stone or we cant get this stupid story finished!!!
Link: Look Echo! up there! *points up to the cilff Josef and Blake are on top of.*
Echo: *gets a dangerous sparkle in her eye* Up there! Thats it! I know what we can do to get in... *climbs the vines Josef had climed earlier*
Link: wait for me!!! *fallows Echo*
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Link: *finaly make it up the cliff, and is gasping for air*
Blake: Bout time!
Link: What *gasp* is *wheeze* your *gasp* plan, Echo. *gasp*
Echo: My plan. This cliff we are on is conceted to the gate we were just at, we can walk acrost it and sneak onto the path!
Our Heros: *sneaking very, very, very, very, very, very ,very, very quiet to the top of the gate when....*
Guard: Hey! You stop! You kids! Over there!
Josef: RUN!!!
Guards: *Chace Link and company*
Tekketite: So our heros ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran some more untill they ramed into some sleeping fat guy.
Echo: Gah! He in in our way!!!
Link: DINS FIRE!!! *Puts the fat mans butt on fire, instantly waking him up and having him run out of the castle grounds squishing the thousand-or-so guards that were chacing our heros*
Blake: Dins fire?
Link: O_O;;;; sorta got ahead of the story there, didnt I?
Everyone else: Yup.
Echo: *uses her wonderful jumping abilitys to get to the little tunnel they half to go thorugh.*
Josef: *does the same as Echo*
Blake: *flys to where Echo and Josef is*
Link:*stuggles to get up there but eventualy makes it with alot of help form his friends*
Tekketite: Since chibi is getting tired of typing I am gonna tell you what happens for a little while. Our heros first atempt to sneak past the guard but get caught and run for it again, Link miraclasly saves the da-
Powerpuff Girl Narater: And the day is saved thanks to the pow-
Tekketite: I thought I killed you! *Atacks Powerpuff Girl Narater with weponds of mass distruction*
Powerpuff Girl Narater: *Dies and slow and painful death..... Again.*
Tekketie: ...err... anyways... Link help him and his friends by using that Dins fire thing againg and eventuly they name it to the area where-wait a second... thats not Princess Zelda!
Link: HEY! PERSON IN PINK LOOKING IN THE WINDOW! ARE YOU ZELDA?!
Person in pink looking in the window: Huh? No I am not Zelda... *turns around to reviel that it is actuly....Meghan Heath A.K.A. heath999!
Josef: AHH!! WHO ARE YOU!!!
Meghan: im Meghan Heath A.K.A heath999! I am the second person to review this fanfiction also!
Tekketie: WOW REALLY! ANOTER REVIEWER!?
Josef: COOL!!
Echo: Another review.... so Meghan, how did you get here and where is princess Zelda?
Meghan: Well, Princess Zelda went on strike, so Chibi asked me if I could replace her for the story!
Everyone else: Oh, okay!
Meghan: I know you are the people of my dream and came from the forest and have a green stone, right.
Link: Yup!
Meghan: Than I bet your are wondering If I told Zeldas father about the dream.
Blake: No, not really...
Meghan: Well I did but he didnt belive it was a prophecy.
Echo: a prophecy, when did you say that your dream might be a prophecy?
Josef: Oh, that Mysterious King No One Ever Sees.
Meghan: Yup! Um, where was I? Oh yeah... you four, I trust you. I am going to tell you the Legend of the Triforce passed down by the Royal Family!
Echo: No thanks, we already heard it.
Meghan: Oh, okay... Well anyway, I was spying in this window before you four came. The clouds in my dream... I think they represent that man in there!
Blake: Cool.
Meghan: Have a looksie!
Everyone: *looks in the window at Ganondorf, watches him bow to the king you cant see*
Tekketie: Suddenly, he gazes at the window and sees our heros staring at him.
Link: Eep!
Josef: Were busted!
Meghan: What happened? Did he see you?
Heros: Yup. What do we do?
Meghan: Don't worry. He didn't get a good enough look at you to notice you in a crowd.
Blake: *See Ganondorf with his nose poking out the window, staring at them* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Echo: *Punches Ganondorf in the face making him stagger back*
Maghan: *pulls down shade* well he dosent know what we are planing yet
Link: Huh? Plan?
Echo: What plan? What are we planning?
Meghan: I'm afraid... I'm afraid that man is going to try and destroy Hyrule! It's up to us to protect the Triforce.
Josef: It is?
Magan: I'm sending you four on a mission! You have to travel around Hyrule and find the other two Spiritual Stones so we can open the Sacred Realm and protect the Triforce from Ganondorf!
Blake: Hey you know, that sounds like a really BAD idea to me. HELLLOOOO? That guy has evil powers! He'll kill us in like, seconds.
Meghan: Thats not my problem, Ill protect the Ocarina of Time, you have your mision, you may leave.
Blake: Aren't you even gonna tell us where the other stones are?
Meghan: Ummm... nope. But I will write a letter for you! *Takes out pen and writes a letter on Royal-Looking paper
Meghan: "Dear someone-or-another... This is Link, Echo, Josef and their pet firefly Blake..."
Blake: HEY!
Meghan: "Please let them do whatever they want... CAUSE I SAY SO! Love, Zeldas tempary replacement, Meghan." *gives the note to Josef*
Tekketite: DU DU DA DANNNNNNNN!!!!
Everyone: *rools eyes*
Meghan: Um... Good luck on the quest, and stuff. After you get all the stones come see me!
Echo: come see you! You mean we gotta go sneak back here again!!!!????
Meghan: Mabe....
Blake: Lets just go.
Link, Blake, and Josef: Okay! * all 4 turn to leave*
Mistery female voice: HI THERE!
Link: Blake, Josef, and Echo: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! * link jumps into Echos armes scoobydoo style*
Mistery Female voice: Gosh, calm down, childern freak out so easely these days....
Echo: Who are you!? *Drops Link*
Link: Ouchies!
Impa: I am Impa of the Sheikah. I'm Princess Zelda's nanny and attendant. Didn't she tell you about me?
Link: Nope.
Blake: Never heard of you.
Josef: Sorry.
Impa: [darkly] Ungrateful little twerp! I hate my job!!!!! *notices link and company are giving her werid looks* err... AHEM! Well... my role in the Princess's dream was to teach a song to the one with an instrement.
Echo:The one with an instrment, that would be me.
Impa: This is the song of the Royal Family. I sing it for Zelda every night before she goes to bed, as I have done for many, many years and every year I wish I was some where else.
Blake: How sweet!
Impa: Follow along with the song I play.*starts wistling* ^ ^
Echo: *Takes out Ocarina and starts palying* ^ ^
Tekketite: YOU LEARNED ZELDA'S LULLABY!
Blake: YAY!!! YOU LEARNED YOUR FIRST SONG!! GOOD JOB, ECHO!!
Echo: *is blushing from the praise*
Impa: There will be trouble if the castle soldiers find you. Let me lead you out of the castle.
Link and company: OKAY!!!!
Tekketite: So, Impa leads our heros out of the castle.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Outside in Hyrule feild~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Impa: You brave childern. You're out on a strange new journey, aren't you?
Josef: (sarcasum) no, really?!
Impa: Look at that mountain there!
The heros: * looks at mountain*
Impa: That is Death Mountain, home of the Goron people. They hold the Spiritual Stone of Fire you seek. At the foot of the mountain is my village, Kakariko, where I was born and raised. Then I took over and now it's really my village.
Blake: Fascinating.
Impa: Head to Kakariko next. From there, you should know what to do. The Princess will be waiting for you when you find the other Spiritual Stones. Remember, all of Hyrule is counting on you! *Throughs dukanut and dissapears*
Link: AHHHHHH!!! IM BLIND!!!!!!!!!!
Blake: what would you think saria would say if she knew we were going on a big quest now!?
Josef: (sarcasum)I dont know, why dont we ask her?!
Link: Okay! *runs off in the direction of Kokiri forest*
Josef: Wait! No! Link! Stop! I was beinng sarcastic!! *runs after Link*
Echo and Blake: WAIT FOR ME!!!!
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Chibi: So, did you like this chapter. Tekketite and Meghan Heath, are you happy you are in this fanfcition, I hope you are!!! So... REVIEW MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!