Chibi (Me) :Greetings monkeys! Sorry for not updating in ages! My keyboard
was fried and It took FOREVER to get a new one. Nothing else happing in my
life worth telling about, so, on to the story!
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~~~~~~~~~~IN KOKIRI FOREST~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tekketite: Our heros are locked in a battle of wits...
Josef: shoots, shoots, shoots...
Link: Ladders! Ladders! Ladders! I WIN!!!
(The heros are playing shoots and ladders if ya didn't know...)
Josef: OK Link, so you beat me at Shoots and Ladders, Rock/Paper/Scissors, Hop Scotch, Bowling, Baseball, Basketball, Gardening, Gambling and Stock Investing. We'll just have to see who has the last laugh at the science fair!!
Chibi: *Appears in a shimmer of Arzue light*
Link: AHHHH!! I'M BLIND!!!!!!
Chibi: DONT SAY THAT!!! I just learned that I need to get glasses so I dont want you to say anything about eyesight!
Everyone: .... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Rolls on ground laughing*
Chibi: AND WHAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!????
Blake: You *Giggle* whearing *Chuckle* Glasses!!!
Chibi: thats funny???
Everyone: YEAH!
Chibi: really then... No story.
Everyone: WHAT!!!????
Chibi: you heard me! NO STORY! Do I half to spell it out for you???!!!
Link:Ill be outta a job!
Echo: you'll put me in other storys!
Josef: I'll half to go back to writiing storys and puting myself in them!
Blake: Ill half to pertisapate in Josef's storys!!!
Tekketite: I gonna no longer a narrater if you do that!
Chibi: Ectualy.
Everyone: but... but... but.......
Chibi: i will contuine the story if you all apoligies.
Everyone: were sorry...
Chibi: good. Now go get you behinds into the lost woods, I got a new person to join the group.
Everyone: Right! *All scurry into the lost woods*
Chibi: *Disapears in a shimmer of Azure light*
~~~~~~~~~~Lost Woods~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blake: HARK! I HEAR MUSIC!
Link: Lets fallow the sound for no aparent reason!
Everyone: Sure! *all fallow the music for no aparent reason.*
Tekketite: so they fallow, and fallow, and fallow some more untill they reach...
Very scar noise: HOY HOY HOOT!
Tekketite: ...The evil owl from hell, Kaepora Gaebore! (thunder and lighting)
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *pant pant weeze...* (all inhale deeply) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Josef: Thats the most uglest thing I ever seen!!!!!
Link: I WANT MY MOMMY!!! *jumps into Echos arms scoobydoo style*
Blake: Good goddess!
Echo: *Drops Link* WHAT IS IT?!!?
Kaepora Gaebore: Why hellow little heros that I never will become, I will now tell you pointless information that you are arealy either know or are doing.
Everyone: NOOOO!!!!!
Echo: Kill it and kill it now!
Josef: *Shots his last two airos at Kaepora Gaebore making him fly away*
Everyone else: YAY! HORAY FOR JOSEF!
Josef: Yeah, the deamon is gone... for now...
Blake: What do you mean "for now" ???
Josef: That Owl is determened to make this misadventure hell...
Link: but you can just scare him away with your Arios, right?
Josef: Nope, those were my last airos.
Everyone else: AWWW DANG!!!! *all walk off in a huff, still fallowing the music*
Tekketite: well, our heros barely escapeing Kaepora Gaebore (Thunder booms lighting cracks), only to walk and waly and walk somemore fallowing the music the whole time untill....
*Heros walk out onto feild to see a pretty girl fighting a wolfo*
Pretty girl: TAKE THIS YOU LOUSY HUNK OF FUR!!!! *Hits stick on wolfos head*
Wolfo: *Wimpers and runs off crying*
Pretty girl: Well, that was easier than I thought...
Boys: Ohhh... purdy girl...
Pretty girl: Um, who are they?
Echo Who are they? the Blond with flopy hat hair is Link, the blond with spikey hair is Josef, the yellow fairy with angel wings is Blake, and I am Echo.
Blake: And I'm a girl.
Pretty girl: Well nice to meet you all, My name is Dark Saturn, but you may call me Fushigi Megami.
Blake: I would tather call you Dark Saturn, it is easier to pernounce.
Dark Saturn: okay! hey! you on a sick and twisted quest, right?
Blake: Yup.
Dark Saturn: can I join you?
Blake: sure, what can you do?
Dark Saturn: well, I got this really cool stick i can beat stiff with, and I can shape shift in to a tiger-cat like thing...
Blake: Cool, Guess your in.
Echo: *Smacks boys getting them outta their trance*
Boy: WHAT HAPENDED????
Blake: You two let you male needs get in the way of you insanty.
Echo: yup.
Josef: how horid!
Tekketite: Hey can we get going? I falling asleep here!
Every: Shadup!
Tekketite: *Sticks out toung and pulls down lower eye lid on right eye* NAAYYYY!!
Everyone: * does the same thing back to Tekketite* NAAAYYYYYY!!! *Contunes through maze that comes right after the feild*
Tekketite: So out anoying heros have a new member, and now half to walk through a dangerous maze wild fighting a GIANT ARMY OF DUKA SCRUBS!!!!
Link: Dude... It is just a couple of scrubs,*pokes one with sword, it dies instantly* they are no problem...
Tekketite: Well, im trying to make the story sound more intresting so we will not loose readers!
Josef: When did we get readers?
Tekketite: Shutup and keep killing duka scrubs.
Josef: whatever... *kills another scrub*
(The heros adventuly make it to saira if you wanna know)
Saira: *Is playing her Ocarina*
Blake: Hi Saria!
Saira: *messes up in her song because of Blakes interuption having the song screach to a halt.* Good going you stupid angel-winged fairy! You made me mess up on my song! *pouts*
Link: Your hair is green...
Saria: *Rolls eyes at link* No dip Sherlock, you already noticed that three times.
Link: I did?
Saria: yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: yes.
Link: really?
Saria: yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes, really.
Link: Oh, okay!
Saria: Link, you an idot... I hate you.
Link: *smiles* I love you too!
Josef: Link, that was random, strange and twisted....
Link: Hua? i dont get it...
Josef: *slaps forhead*
Saria: Hi echo, I gonna teach you a song cause you will need it later on in the story!
Echo: later on in the story? OKAY! Teach away!
Saria: Listen carefuly... *now playing Ocarina* V V
Echo: *playing fairy Ocarina* V V
Tekketite: You learned Saria's Song!!!
Echo: thats nice, Tekketite.
Tekketite: I know!
Echo: i was being sarcastic...
Tekketite: Oh... thats not nice....
Echo: *rolls eyes* whatever... Comon link, Josef, Dark Saturn.
Tekketite: So our heros walk out of Kokiri forest back onto to hildure feild heading to Kaikariko, what will they meet when they get there?Will they ever get that stinking second stone?! Will Dark Saturn get more lines??!!
Dark Saturn: YEAH!!! GIMMIE MORE LINES, CHIBI! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!
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Chibi: Well, how was it? Dark Saturn is my friend, go read heer fic. while you wait for this one to come out with another chapter. If you flame, I can rost my marshmellows! R/R everyone, then you can appear in my story! Im gonna have people become loyal minnions of Gandolf, mabe... And if you send giant chickens to attack me than they will be forced to pop my popcorn!! So there!
And Remember Kids: If you ever put your best friend in your story make sure that they have plenty of lines, Best friends can kill... Especally if they have your home address! *Hides under bed and cowers in fear of Dark Saturn getting her*
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~~~~~~~~~~IN KOKIRI FOREST~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tekketite: Our heros are locked in a battle of wits...
Josef: shoots, shoots, shoots...
Link: Ladders! Ladders! Ladders! I WIN!!!
(The heros are playing shoots and ladders if ya didn't know...)
Josef: OK Link, so you beat me at Shoots and Ladders, Rock/Paper/Scissors, Hop Scotch, Bowling, Baseball, Basketball, Gardening, Gambling and Stock Investing. We'll just have to see who has the last laugh at the science fair!!
Chibi: *Appears in a shimmer of Arzue light*
Link: AHHHH!! I'M BLIND!!!!!!
Chibi: DONT SAY THAT!!! I just learned that I need to get glasses so I dont want you to say anything about eyesight!
Everyone: .... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Rolls on ground laughing*
Chibi: AND WHAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!????
Blake: You *Giggle* whearing *Chuckle* Glasses!!!
Chibi: thats funny???
Everyone: YEAH!
Chibi: really then... No story.
Everyone: WHAT!!!????
Chibi: you heard me! NO STORY! Do I half to spell it out for you???!!!
Link:Ill be outta a job!
Echo: you'll put me in other storys!
Josef: I'll half to go back to writiing storys and puting myself in them!
Blake: Ill half to pertisapate in Josef's storys!!!
Tekketite: I gonna no longer a narrater if you do that!
Chibi: Ectualy.
Everyone: but... but... but.......
Chibi: i will contuine the story if you all apoligies.
Everyone: were sorry...
Chibi: good. Now go get you behinds into the lost woods, I got a new person to join the group.
Everyone: Right! *All scurry into the lost woods*
Chibi: *Disapears in a shimmer of Azure light*
~~~~~~~~~~Lost Woods~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blake: HARK! I HEAR MUSIC!
Link: Lets fallow the sound for no aparent reason!
Everyone: Sure! *all fallow the music for no aparent reason.*
Tekketite: so they fallow, and fallow, and fallow some more untill they reach...
Very scar noise: HOY HOY HOOT!
Tekketite: ...The evil owl from hell, Kaepora Gaebore! (thunder and lighting)
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *pant pant weeze...* (all inhale deeply) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Josef: Thats the most uglest thing I ever seen!!!!!
Link: I WANT MY MOMMY!!! *jumps into Echos arms scoobydoo style*
Blake: Good goddess!
Echo: *Drops Link* WHAT IS IT?!!?
Kaepora Gaebore: Why hellow little heros that I never will become, I will now tell you pointless information that you are arealy either know or are doing.
Everyone: NOOOO!!!!!
Echo: Kill it and kill it now!
Josef: *Shots his last two airos at Kaepora Gaebore making him fly away*
Everyone else: YAY! HORAY FOR JOSEF!
Josef: Yeah, the deamon is gone... for now...
Blake: What do you mean "for now" ???
Josef: That Owl is determened to make this misadventure hell...
Link: but you can just scare him away with your Arios, right?
Josef: Nope, those were my last airos.
Everyone else: AWWW DANG!!!! *all walk off in a huff, still fallowing the music*
Tekketite: well, our heros barely escapeing Kaepora Gaebore (Thunder booms lighting cracks), only to walk and waly and walk somemore fallowing the music the whole time untill....
*Heros walk out onto feild to see a pretty girl fighting a wolfo*
Pretty girl: TAKE THIS YOU LOUSY HUNK OF FUR!!!! *Hits stick on wolfos head*
Wolfo: *Wimpers and runs off crying*
Pretty girl: Well, that was easier than I thought...
Boys: Ohhh... purdy girl...
Pretty girl: Um, who are they?
Echo Who are they? the Blond with flopy hat hair is Link, the blond with spikey hair is Josef, the yellow fairy with angel wings is Blake, and I am Echo.
Blake: And I'm a girl.
Pretty girl: Well nice to meet you all, My name is Dark Saturn, but you may call me Fushigi Megami.
Blake: I would tather call you Dark Saturn, it is easier to pernounce.
Dark Saturn: okay! hey! you on a sick and twisted quest, right?
Blake: Yup.
Dark Saturn: can I join you?
Blake: sure, what can you do?
Dark Saturn: well, I got this really cool stick i can beat stiff with, and I can shape shift in to a tiger-cat like thing...
Blake: Cool, Guess your in.
Echo: *Smacks boys getting them outta their trance*
Boy: WHAT HAPENDED????
Blake: You two let you male needs get in the way of you insanty.
Echo: yup.
Josef: how horid!
Tekketite: Hey can we get going? I falling asleep here!
Every: Shadup!
Tekketite: *Sticks out toung and pulls down lower eye lid on right eye* NAAYYYY!!
Everyone: * does the same thing back to Tekketite* NAAAYYYYYY!!! *Contunes through maze that comes right after the feild*
Tekketite: So out anoying heros have a new member, and now half to walk through a dangerous maze wild fighting a GIANT ARMY OF DUKA SCRUBS!!!!
Link: Dude... It is just a couple of scrubs,*pokes one with sword, it dies instantly* they are no problem...
Tekketite: Well, im trying to make the story sound more intresting so we will not loose readers!
Josef: When did we get readers?
Tekketite: Shutup and keep killing duka scrubs.
Josef: whatever... *kills another scrub*
(The heros adventuly make it to saira if you wanna know)
Saira: *Is playing her Ocarina*
Blake: Hi Saria!
Saira: *messes up in her song because of Blakes interuption having the song screach to a halt.* Good going you stupid angel-winged fairy! You made me mess up on my song! *pouts*
Link: Your hair is green...
Saria: *Rolls eyes at link* No dip Sherlock, you already noticed that three times.
Link: I did?
Saria: yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: yes.
Link: really?
Saria: yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes.
Link: really?
Saria: Yes, really.
Link: Oh, okay!
Saria: Link, you an idot... I hate you.
Link: *smiles* I love you too!
Josef: Link, that was random, strange and twisted....
Link: Hua? i dont get it...
Josef: *slaps forhead*
Saria: Hi echo, I gonna teach you a song cause you will need it later on in the story!
Echo: later on in the story? OKAY! Teach away!
Saria: Listen carefuly... *now playing Ocarina* V V
Echo: *playing fairy Ocarina* V V
Tekketite: You learned Saria's Song!!!
Echo: thats nice, Tekketite.
Tekketite: I know!
Echo: i was being sarcastic...
Tekketite: Oh... thats not nice....
Echo: *rolls eyes* whatever... Comon link, Josef, Dark Saturn.
Tekketite: So our heros walk out of Kokiri forest back onto to hildure feild heading to Kaikariko, what will they meet when they get there?Will they ever get that stinking second stone?! Will Dark Saturn get more lines??!!
Dark Saturn: YEAH!!! GIMMIE MORE LINES, CHIBI! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!
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Chibi: Well, how was it? Dark Saturn is my friend, go read heer fic. while you wait for this one to come out with another chapter. If you flame, I can rost my marshmellows! R/R everyone, then you can appear in my story! Im gonna have people become loyal minnions of Gandolf, mabe... And if you send giant chickens to attack me than they will be forced to pop my popcorn!! So there!
And Remember Kids: If you ever put your best friend in your story make sure that they have plenty of lines, Best friends can kill... Especally if they have your home address! *Hides under bed and cowers in fear of Dark Saturn getting her*