Tekketite: So... we left our heros walking... and walking... and walking...
an- *turns to chibi* Chibi! Im getting sick of this!!! when are you gonna
write the next chapter???
**Tekketite and Chibi are sitting in the catacomes under chibi's bed. chibi looks up from her ocean of drawn-on paper, to Tekketite.**
Chibi: um.... Red?
**Tekketite glairs at Chibi and chibi sweatdrops**
Chibi: okay, fine, jar breeze... just dont look at me like that!
**She gets up and litary swims through her drawlings, over to a giant Screen, she pulls out a keyboard, and flips on the monoter. She logs into a program.**
Chibi: Hmmm...Okay Tekketite, Im watching them now, will ya do the disclamer for me?
Tekketite: since your actuly starting a new chapter, yes. *turns to readers* Listen up! Chibi doesnt own zelda, and neither do I! So get it through your thick skulls!
Chibi: ...Um... That was a .... Intresting disclamer, Tekketite... *clears through* And on to the story!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~On that dang feild...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tekketite: Josef is giving Dark Saturn a piggy back ride, timing how long ther get to carry each other by using the stopwatch on his wrist. Yes, josef has a stop watch, isnt tecknoligy wonderful? Dark Saturn is singing the Ketchup song, which seems to be the new music that you can hear on Hyldure feild. Echo is dragging a sleeping Link by his feet, disliking her position greatly.
Echo: Lazy boy... you'd th-
Blake: I like that furnture!
Tekketite: Blake, which we had not noticed before, has been hovering her and there, now we can see her easly. How she Zips around is sceatly having the people who are awake wonder how blake has so much energy.
Echo: Blake... I think the travling has gotten to your head....
Tekketite:Blake has not heard Echo though, and is now singing the ketchup song aswell. Echo sighs, wondering how long she would keep her own sanity.
Blake and Dark Saturn: Asereje, ja deje tejebe tude-
Dark Saturn: *sees kakaroto* VILLAGE HO!
Josef: *is excausted* Thank the goddess.... It fells like we have been walking for a year...
Teketite: Um... *pulls out pocket calendar* Um... actuly over four months...
Everyone else: WHAT!!!???
~~~~~~~~~~Meanwile in the catacomes under chibi's bed...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chibi: WHAT!!!??? That long??? *Sweatdrops* Uh... opsie....?
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Echo: *throws up hands, forgiting all about Link, who is thrusted up into the air.* Who cares!!! Were HERE!
Link: *wakes up* Eh? YARGGG!!! *lands into the river*
Teketite: Splash!!!
Link: ARGG!!! *swins to survace*
**Everyone else is pointing fingers and laughing.**
Link: *Glairs then looks behind his compony, to see the stairs to Kakaroto village* HEYYY!!! IT'S THE VILLAGE!!!
Everyone else: WE KNOW! LEST GO! *runs into village*
Link: HEY!!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!! *chaces after them*
~~~~~~~~~~In Kakaeoto(spelling please!) village~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Echo: *nearly gets ran over by one of the carpenders* Gesh.... Ya think they are doing enough construction???
Link: nope.
Echo: *slaps Link upside the head* Shutup!
Link: Owwie!
Dark saturn: hey... can we just go to that big mountain there, like that Impa-girl told us to do?!
Everyone else: *gasp* How did you know that's where were supost to go???
Dark Saturn: I... dont know.... *sees a big hole forming infrount of her* ARGGG!!! ATACK OF THE PLOT HOLES!!!
Everyone eles: AHHH!!! RUN AWAY!!!
Tekktite: So everyone runs like hell away from those dreaded plot holes, up to the gates to the moutain.
Link: *runs strait into gates* Owwie!
Echo: now... why would they put these here...?
Guard: Hey kids! Ahaha... Do you wanna go thorugh or someting? Sorry, no can do.
Josef: and why not...?
Guard:The kings, Ahahaha. orders.
Blake: Ya mean that king no one has ever seen?
Guard: Ahaha. Yup, he's the one!
Echo: Now why would the king not want people to go to the moutains? I though gorns lived up there, and they are no that dangerous, except- *Notices she is cerating another plot hole* AHHH!! *jumps into link's armes scooby doo style*
Guard: Ahahahahahahaha-*falls through the plot hole echo created* ahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
*Everyone looks down into the plot hole*
Dark saturn: no matter, every hole has a bottom.
Tekktite: *grins evily* .........SPLAT!
Everyone: *winces* ewwwww.....!!
Echo: That... was nasty... well, he cant get any ickyer or deader than he is now! Hmmm...*turns to the still locked gate* I wonder where the button to open this thing is...
Ivan((from golden sun)): Really, Garet. it's only logical that she would do MM after OOT.
Garet((from golden sun aswell)): She's gonna do a Golden sun thing next! Have you noticed how much she has been playing??!! She actuly had us beat that stupid giant crawlfish on the ship!
Ivan:: I hate to be st-Huh? Garet... do you know that the seenery changed with out us noticing... and Isaac and Mia are missing... Im afraid were are lost...
Garet: Yeah! looks like it! *sees Link and compony* HEY! why dont we get directions outta them?
Ivan; that's a wonderful Idea, Garet! Um... exuse me! *runs up to Link and compony* Would you happen to know the way back to the golden sun world?
Zelda cast: o_O ???????
Echo: Who the hell are you two?
Garet: Im Garet! ... and this is Ivan.
Ivan: nice to meet you.
Josef: Sorry, we have a quest to finish, but Chibi might know how to get you there.
Ivan: *Has noticed Echo is looking around a fence, he walks up to her* Excuse me... but what are you doing...?
Echo: Well, Im looking fo a secreat swich or something to that sort so I can open this gate!
Ivan: Really? Let me help then. *holds Echo's hand then uses reveal*
Echo: Hey!!! Everything is in black and white! *noticed a giant swich on the wall that wasnt there a moment ago* THE SWICH! *presses it with her free hand, the gate opens*
Ivan: ! My theory was right! Yoru and Adept!
Echo: Say What?
Ivan: An adept can control one of the four elements. Earth, Fire, Water, or Wind. I can control Wind.
Echo: Uh... Yeaaahhh....
Ivan: *gets an idea* Would you like me to teach you how to reveal?
Echo: You mean have things that I can't usualy see pop up and everything turns black and white? Sure!
Tekktite: Well... to make this short... Ivan taught Echo how to use Reveal, wile Garet talked about putting things on fire with Link.... err... dont ask.....
Garet: Yeah! and one time, I put Iccsa's but on fire wihtout him noticing untill it was too late!
Link:That's good... but Im better! Everyone thinks I killed the duka tree! And in a past life I had these cool seeds that when shot outta a sling shot caught stuff on fire!
Josef, Dark Saturn, and Blake: O_o;;;;;;;; ............
Echo: *runs up* HEY!!!!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHH!!! NAVI! *Link jumps inot Josef's arms, Garet into Links, Dark Saturn into Garets, and Blake on top, all in scobby doo style.*
Echo: *blink blink* Ya know... gravity shold be working by now...
josef: *straning to stand* It.... is... *colapses, senting everyone in scobby doo style flying throught the area where the gate had been, except for Garet, who hits Ivan, and they both fall throught one of the many plot holes.*
Ivan: YAHHHHHHhhhhh!!! *fades*
Garet: I WANT MY MOMMYYYYYyyyyy!!!!! *fades*
Dark Saturn: No matter, every hole has a bottom.
~~~~~~~~~~Meanwile in the catacomes under chibi's bed...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tekktite: *grins evily* .........Spl- *is suddently muffled by Chibi* murph! murph!
Chibi: DON'T KILL IVAN!!!! He's my fave. Golden Sun chacter!!!
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Everyone: *is waiting for the splat sound*
Crickets: *chirp chirp chirp*
Josef: Ya know... I dont think they are gonna hit the bottom.
Dark Saturn: Hm... Guess not EVERY hole has a bottom.
Everyone: *srugs* Oh well... TO GET THE GORN'S RUBY! *all march off in the correct direction, Dark Saturn, Link, and Blake singing the ketchup song, which also plays as background music*
~~~~~~~~~~Meanwile in the catacomes under chibi's bed...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tekktite: You REALLY like the ketchup song, huh?
Chibi: YES I DO! I LIVE FOR KETCHUP! *clings to ketchup bottle*
Tekktite: *sweatdrops* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tekktite: Okay. So they march up the moutan, singing the "fabled" Ketchup song. and eventuly reach the gorn city-thingie, and chibi really needs to play the zelda game over again, she is forgiting stuff.
Chibi: HEY!
Echo: Did my ears just decive me? Chibi spoke wile not appearing in a shimmer of Azure light!
Link: AHHHHHHHH!! Im blind!!!
*everyone else gives link a flat look*
Dark Saturn: Was that REALLY nessary?
Lank: .... um.... I dunno.
*everyone else slaps ther forhead and goes inot the gorn citiy-like thingie.*
Link: ???? HEY! Wait for meeeee!!! *runs in after them*
Tekktite: Okay, to set the setting.... they are in the gorn village, city, whatever; and there are a bunch of giant red-brown rock-I mean gorns. ^_^;;; Hehehe.... Um.... and that weird gorn statue-vase thingie.
Dark Saturn: *is playing tore guide* And to your left... we see another giant red-brown rock thingiy!
Everyone else: *is supost to be the torist* Ohhh... Ahhhhhh....
Red-brown rock-like thingie: *gets up* HI! *scraches butt*
Everyone: O__O !!!!!!! )
Blake: IT'S ALIVE!!!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!!!
Echo: AHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Everyone else: o__O ??????? )
Echo: sorry, chibi has been reading frakenstine recently...
Chibi: HEY! Dont blame your skew ups on me!!!
Everyone: *gasp*
Chibi: ..... what?
Josef: You spoke with out appearing again!
Chibi: *rolls eyes* Get a life....
Everyone: *growls*
Chibi: SIT BOY!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Mean wile in the Inu-Yasha world... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tekktite: SPLAT!
Inu-yasha: What the- *face plants into the ground* ???????
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In the catacombes under Chibi's bed~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tekktite: And that cut seen was for....???
Chibi: Ummm... *thinks* A space filler I supose, Im trying to write more pages than my last chapter.
Tekketite: You need a life chibi
chibi: i got a life! ....Just not a really good one.
Tekketite: Riiiiggghhhttt..... AND BACK TO THE STORY!
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Red-brown rock-like thingie: I said... HI! *scraches butt again*
Link: O__O WOW! Talking rocks!
Echo: Link! Be careful! There might be toxic waste around here some where!
Red-brown rock like thingie: Um.... actuly Im a gorn.
Everyone: Really???!!
Gorn: yup.
Josef: *looking at a picture* But I thought that gorns were skany dressed woman in arabian outfits...
Gorn: nope! Those are gurdos.
Josef: *wistles, rips up picture, and throughs the shreadings over his sholder*
Echo: whatever. We jsut want some big shiny red rock. Have you seen it?
Gorn: YEAH! My half cousant twice removed tried to eat it so our big brother daurin locked it up in his chambers and won't come out untill the royal messanger comes.
Echo: Hmmmm.... *rubs chin* royal messnager, huh?
Gorn: Yup!
Link:Realy?
Gorn:Yup!
Link:Realy?
Gorn:Yup!
Link:Realy?
Gorn:Yup!
Link:Realy?
Gorn:Yup!
Link:Realy?
Gorn:Yup!
Link:Realy?
Gorn:Yup!
Link:Realy?
Gorn:Yup!
Link:Realy?
Gorn:Yup!
Link:REALLY???
Gorn: *wispering to josef* How do I shut him up?
Josef: Say "Yea, really."
Gorn: Okies!
Link:Realy? Reallyrealyrealy?
Gorn: *clears throut* YEAH REALY!
Link: WHY DID'T YOU JUST SAY SO???
Gorn: *Growls* DIE *atempst to do the death hug on them*
Dark Saturn: Uh-ho....
Echo: At times like this it's best to... RUN LIKE HELL!
Heros: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Tekketite: so they all run like hell throught out the gorn's village, eventuly coming to that door-thingie that blocks the way to darin. All stop, except for link, who runs straight into it.
Link: *runs strait into the door-liek thingie* OWWIE!
dark saturn: *pounding on door* LEMMIE IN! LEMMIE IN! LEMMIE IN!!!!
Daurin: NO!
Dark Saturn: waht if I said I was the royal messanger?
Daurin: PROVE IT!
Echo: I WILL! *takes out ocual and palys zelda's lullbye
Daurin: the song of the royal family!!! *doors opens*
Tekketite:so they all runs inside, the door closeing after them almost crushing them.
Daurin: CHILDREN??? THE ROYAL MESSENGERS ARE CHILDREN????
Everyoen else: STOP YELLING! YEAH! WERE CHILDERN!
Echo: Well... I turned 14 April Fith, so that makes a offical teenager.
Daurin: what ever, your still kids to me.
Josef: Kids or not, jsut fork over the gorn's ruby and well be going.
Daurin: *holds gorn's ruby close to him* NO! *pets the ruby* My Preeeeaassshieessss...
Heros: *have flat look* Riiiggghhhtttt.......
Blake: How about we make a deal?
Daurin: My Prreee- huh? A deal? what kind of deal?
Blake: Hmmm... we make dongodongo caveren accesable to you gorns and we get the red rock.
Daurin: You make a hard offer... kill the dongogo's, and make me happy too and you got a deal!
Blake: WE'LL TAKE THE CASE!
Josef: ARE YOU NUTS????
Blake: I already lost my sanity on the feild, rember? You and Echo are the only ones that thave a sanaty.
Josef: Oh, yeah, forgot that....
Darksaturn: Are you SURE Josef hasn't lost his sanity yes? He WAS carring around a picture of a gerudo woman.
Blake: nope! he's still sane, jsut perverted aswell.
Josef: I AM NOT A PERVERTED!!
Darksaturn: *icnoring josef* Yeah, I guess your right.
Blake: *srugs*
Daurin:HEY HEY HEY! yoru supost to be paying atetion to ME!
Heros: Okies! *all pay atetion to daurin*
Daurin: NO!!!! Dont look at me!!! Im ugly!
Everyone else: *sweatdrops* Riiigggghhhttt....
Echo: Waht ever, lets jsut try to make you happy, why are you sad?
Daurin: I jsut so unhappy cause of all these gorn problem.
Echo: AND HOW ARE WE SUPOST TO FIX THAT??? WERE HUMANS, AND FAIRYS AND A HALAIN(sp?) AND OTHER THINGS... O_o what are we all...?
Everyone else: *srugs* I dunno..
Chibi: Hey, jsut play saria's song and get this over with, you've been talking randomly for hours!
Everyone: YOU THE ONE WRITING THIS!!!!!!
Chibi: OH YEAH!
Everyone: *anime falls*
Chibi: Hey! Lemmie try! *you can hear a anime fall* Owie!
Echo:I think she had too much caffinee again...
Chibi: It's how I write the story!
Echo: ugh.. *slaps forhead, then takes out OOT and play saria's song*
Daurin: *dances* Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! Hot! hot hot hot! *contunes to dance and say those lame things he says*
Everyone: O___O;;;
Link: *covers eyes* AHHHHH!!! IM BLIND!!!!!! FOR REALLLLL!!!
Everyone else: AHHHHH!!! *runs out screaming all the way to where the gorn wiht the bomb flower sits*
Link: *trips over something* Yahh-orf... *everyone else trips over link making a pile*
Darksaturn: *on top* Know what? that wa actuly fun! Lets do it again!
Link: Owwie... *notices what he triped on* Hey!!! *pulls it outta the ground* Ohhhhhh... *stares in a trance*
Echo: Gimmie that! *snaches it from link* HEYYY!!! A GORN'S BRACELET!
Everyone else: YAY! A GORN'S BRACELET!
Gorn by bomb flower: HEYYYYYY!!!!
Everyone else: WHATTTTTTT????
Gorn: STOPPPP YELLINGGGGG!!!!
Everyone else: Okies!
Echo: *hands gorn bracelet to Dark Saturn* Be storng young grasshopper, be strong...
Darksaturn: *puts on bracelet* Ooooohhhh... it's so prettyful! .... Uh..... what do it do with it?
Echo: pick bomb flowers.
Dark Saturn: Okies! *picks bomb flower, fuse go off*
Bombflower: Phissssssssssssssssss.....
Echo: *in panic* through it! through it!!!
Dark Saturn: Okies! *throughs it off the leg, blowing up the giant bolder, aswell as sending the gorn that sits by the big bolder into orbit.*
Gorn by big bolder: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh! *twinkle*
Everyone else: *is squinting and sheilding eyes form sun* Cool.....
Echo: to dongodongo's cavern!!
Everyone else: Ey! *all march off to dongodongo cavern, the ketchup son playing in the back ground bold and louldly*
Back Ground music: Asereje, ja deje tejebe....
~~~~~~~~~~~In catacombs under chibi's bed~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tekketite: You ending the chapter now?!?!?!?!
Chibi: YUP! I already have more pages than my last chapter, so Im happy with it!
Tekktite: Uhhh... yeah....
Chibi: This fanficting was brought to you by....
~The eternally Sugar High Chibirusia, Also knowed as: Pyro, Chibi, Moonflower, Chibi bishu-hunter, Chibi_moonbow, Me, Yami-M, Forgetful, RP maniac, Miles, Abbalon, Kaphiri, Alex, Daji, Torio, Serina's bernet twin, Pokemonrookie, lemonaid, Drawler girl, To darn much like Navi, The girl that should have pink hair, EVIL OWNER OF THE RUBBER MALLET OF DOOOOOOM, and The All Around Whacked out Girl! *bows* And untill next time, good night, don't let the skullkids bite!
**Tekketite and Chibi are sitting in the catacomes under chibi's bed. chibi looks up from her ocean of drawn-on paper, to Tekketite.**
Chibi: um.... Red?
**Tekketite glairs at Chibi and chibi sweatdrops**
Chibi: okay, fine, jar breeze... just dont look at me like that!
**She gets up and litary swims through her drawlings, over to a giant Screen, she pulls out a keyboard, and flips on the monoter. She logs into a program.**
Chibi: Hmmm...Okay Tekketite, Im watching them now, will ya do the disclamer for me?
Tekketite: since your actuly starting a new chapter, yes. *turns to readers* Listen up! Chibi doesnt own zelda, and neither do I! So get it through your thick skulls!
Chibi: ...Um... That was a .... Intresting disclamer, Tekketite... *clears through* And on to the story!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~On that dang feild...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tekketite: Josef is giving Dark Saturn a piggy back ride, timing how long ther get to carry each other by using the stopwatch on his wrist. Yes, josef has a stop watch, isnt tecknoligy wonderful? Dark Saturn is singing the Ketchup song, which seems to be the new music that you can hear on Hyldure feild. Echo is dragging a sleeping Link by his feet, disliking her position greatly.
Echo: Lazy boy... you'd th-
Blake: I like that furnture!
Tekketite: Blake, which we had not noticed before, has been hovering her and there, now we can see her easly. How she Zips around is sceatly having the people who are awake wonder how blake has so much energy.
Echo: Blake... I think the travling has gotten to your head....
Tekketite:Blake has not heard Echo though, and is now singing the ketchup song aswell. Echo sighs, wondering how long she would keep her own sanity.
Blake and Dark Saturn: Asereje, ja deje tejebe tude-
Dark Saturn: *sees kakaroto* VILLAGE HO!
Josef: *is excausted* Thank the goddess.... It fells like we have been walking for a year...
Teketite: Um... *pulls out pocket calendar* Um... actuly over four months...
Everyone else: WHAT!!!???
~~~~~~~~~~Meanwile in the catacomes under chibi's bed...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chibi: WHAT!!!??? That long??? *Sweatdrops* Uh... opsie....?
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Echo: *throws up hands, forgiting all about Link, who is thrusted up into the air.* Who cares!!! Were HERE!
Link: *wakes up* Eh? YARGGG!!! *lands into the river*
Teketite: Splash!!!
Link: ARGG!!! *swins to survace*
**Everyone else is pointing fingers and laughing.**
Link: *Glairs then looks behind his compony, to see the stairs to Kakaroto village* HEYYY!!! IT'S THE VILLAGE!!!
Everyone else: WE KNOW! LEST GO! *runs into village*
Link: HEY!!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!! *chaces after them*
~~~~~~~~~~In Kakaeoto(spelling please!) village~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Echo: *nearly gets ran over by one of the carpenders* Gesh.... Ya think they are doing enough construction???
Link: nope.
Echo: *slaps Link upside the head* Shutup!
Link: Owwie!
Dark saturn: hey... can we just go to that big mountain there, like that Impa-girl told us to do?!
Everyone else: *gasp* How did you know that's where were supost to go???
Dark Saturn: I... dont know.... *sees a big hole forming infrount of her* ARGGG!!! ATACK OF THE PLOT HOLES!!!
Everyone eles: AHHH!!! RUN AWAY!!!
Tekktite: So everyone runs like hell away from those dreaded plot holes, up to the gates to the moutain.
Link: *runs strait into gates* Owwie!
Echo: now... why would they put these here...?
Guard: Hey kids! Ahaha... Do you wanna go thorugh or someting? Sorry, no can do.
Josef: and why not...?
Guard:The kings, Ahahaha. orders.
Blake: Ya mean that king no one has ever seen?
Guard: Ahaha. Yup, he's the one!
Echo: Now why would the king not want people to go to the moutains? I though gorns lived up there, and they are no that dangerous, except- *Notices she is cerating another plot hole* AHHH!! *jumps into link's armes scooby doo style*
Guard: Ahahahahahahaha-*falls through the plot hole echo created* ahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
*Everyone looks down into the plot hole*
Dark saturn: no matter, every hole has a bottom.
Tekktite: *grins evily* .........SPLAT!
Everyone: *winces* ewwwww.....!!
Echo: That... was nasty... well, he cant get any ickyer or deader than he is now! Hmmm...*turns to the still locked gate* I wonder where the button to open this thing is...
Ivan((from golden sun)): Really, Garet. it's only logical that she would do MM after OOT.
Garet((from golden sun aswell)): She's gonna do a Golden sun thing next! Have you noticed how much she has been playing??!! She actuly had us beat that stupid giant crawlfish on the ship!
Ivan:: I hate to be st-Huh? Garet... do you know that the seenery changed with out us noticing... and Isaac and Mia are missing... Im afraid were are lost...
Garet: Yeah! looks like it! *sees Link and compony* HEY! why dont we get directions outta them?
Ivan; that's a wonderful Idea, Garet! Um... exuse me! *runs up to Link and compony* Would you happen to know the way back to the golden sun world?
Zelda cast: o_O ???????
Echo: Who the hell are you two?
Garet: Im Garet! ... and this is Ivan.
Ivan: nice to meet you.
Josef: Sorry, we have a quest to finish, but Chibi might know how to get you there.
Ivan: *Has noticed Echo is looking around a fence, he walks up to her* Excuse me... but what are you doing...?
Echo: Well, Im looking fo a secreat swich or something to that sort so I can open this gate!
Ivan: Really? Let me help then. *holds Echo's hand then uses reveal*
Echo: Hey!!! Everything is in black and white! *noticed a giant swich on the wall that wasnt there a moment ago* THE SWICH! *presses it with her free hand, the gate opens*
Ivan: ! My theory was right! Yoru and Adept!
Echo: Say What?
Ivan: An adept can control one of the four elements. Earth, Fire, Water, or Wind. I can control Wind.
Echo: Uh... Yeaaahhh....
Ivan: *gets an idea* Would you like me to teach you how to reveal?
Echo: You mean have things that I can't usualy see pop up and everything turns black and white? Sure!
Tekktite: Well... to make this short... Ivan taught Echo how to use Reveal, wile Garet talked about putting things on fire with Link.... err... dont ask.....
Garet: Yeah! and one time, I put Iccsa's but on fire wihtout him noticing untill it was too late!
Link:That's good... but Im better! Everyone thinks I killed the duka tree! And in a past life I had these cool seeds that when shot outta a sling shot caught stuff on fire!
Josef, Dark Saturn, and Blake: O_o;;;;;;;; ............
Echo: *runs up* HEY!!!!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHH!!! NAVI! *Link jumps inot Josef's arms, Garet into Links, Dark Saturn into Garets, and Blake on top, all in scobby doo style.*
Echo: *blink blink* Ya know... gravity shold be working by now...
josef: *straning to stand* It.... is... *colapses, senting everyone in scobby doo style flying throught the area where the gate had been, except for Garet, who hits Ivan, and they both fall throught one of the many plot holes.*
Ivan: YAHHHHHHhhhhh!!! *fades*
Garet: I WANT MY MOMMYYYYYyyyyy!!!!! *fades*
Dark Saturn: No matter, every hole has a bottom.
~~~~~~~~~~Meanwile in the catacomes under chibi's bed...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tekktite: *grins evily* .........Spl- *is suddently muffled by Chibi* murph! murph!
Chibi: DON'T KILL IVAN!!!! He's my fave. Golden Sun chacter!!!
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Everyone: *is waiting for the splat sound*
Crickets: *chirp chirp chirp*
Josef: Ya know... I dont think they are gonna hit the bottom.
Dark Saturn: Hm... Guess not EVERY hole has a bottom.
Everyone: *srugs* Oh well... TO GET THE GORN'S RUBY! *all march off in the correct direction, Dark Saturn, Link, and Blake singing the ketchup song, which also plays as background music*
~~~~~~~~~~Meanwile in the catacomes under chibi's bed...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tekktite: You REALLY like the ketchup song, huh?
Chibi: YES I DO! I LIVE FOR KETCHUP! *clings to ketchup bottle*
Tekktite: *sweatdrops* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tekktite: Okay. So they march up the moutan, singing the "fabled" Ketchup song. and eventuly reach the gorn city-thingie, and chibi really needs to play the zelda game over again, she is forgiting stuff.
Chibi: HEY!
Echo: Did my ears just decive me? Chibi spoke wile not appearing in a shimmer of Azure light!
Link: AHHHHHHHH!! Im blind!!!
*everyone else gives link a flat look*
Dark Saturn: Was that REALLY nessary?
Lank: .... um.... I dunno.
*everyone else slaps ther forhead and goes inot the gorn citiy-like thingie.*
Link: ???? HEY! Wait for meeeee!!! *runs in after them*
Tekktite: Okay, to set the setting.... they are in the gorn village, city, whatever; and there are a bunch of giant red-brown rock-I mean gorns. ^_^;;; Hehehe.... Um.... and that weird gorn statue-vase thingie.
Dark Saturn: *is playing tore guide* And to your left... we see another giant red-brown rock thingiy!
Everyone else: *is supost to be the torist* Ohhh... Ahhhhhh....
Red-brown rock-like thingie: *gets up* HI! *scraches butt*
Everyone: O__O !!!!!!! )
Blake: IT'S ALIVE!!!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!!!
Echo: AHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Everyone else: o__O ??????? )
Echo: sorry, chibi has been reading frakenstine recently...
Chibi: HEY! Dont blame your skew ups on me!!!
Everyone: *gasp*
Chibi: ..... what?
Josef: You spoke with out appearing again!
Chibi: *rolls eyes* Get a life....
Everyone: *growls*
Chibi: SIT BOY!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Mean wile in the Inu-Yasha world... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tekktite: SPLAT!
Inu-yasha: What the- *face plants into the ground* ???????
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In the catacombes under Chibi's bed~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tekktite: And that cut seen was for....???
Chibi: Ummm... *thinks* A space filler I supose, Im trying to write more pages than my last chapter.
Tekketite: You need a life chibi
chibi: i got a life! ....Just not a really good one.
Tekketite: Riiiiggghhhttt..... AND BACK TO THE STORY!
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Red-brown rock-like thingie: I said... HI! *scraches butt again*
Link: O__O WOW! Talking rocks!
Echo: Link! Be careful! There might be toxic waste around here some where!
Red-brown rock like thingie: Um.... actuly Im a gorn.
Everyone: Really???!!
Gorn: yup.
Josef: *looking at a picture* But I thought that gorns were skany dressed woman in arabian outfits...
Gorn: nope! Those are gurdos.
Josef: *wistles, rips up picture, and throughs the shreadings over his sholder*
Echo: whatever. We jsut want some big shiny red rock. Have you seen it?
Gorn: YEAH! My half cousant twice removed tried to eat it so our big brother daurin locked it up in his chambers and won't come out untill the royal messanger comes.
Echo: Hmmmm.... *rubs chin* royal messnager, huh?
Gorn: Yup!
Link:Realy?
Gorn:Yup!
Link:Realy?
Gorn:Yup!
Link:Realy?
Gorn:Yup!
Link:Realy?
Gorn:Yup!
Link:Realy?
Gorn:Yup!
Link:Realy?
Gorn:Yup!
Link:Realy?
Gorn:Yup!
Link:Realy?
Gorn:Yup!
Link:REALLY???
Gorn: *wispering to josef* How do I shut him up?
Josef: Say "Yea, really."
Gorn: Okies!
Link:Realy? Reallyrealyrealy?
Gorn: *clears throut* YEAH REALY!
Link: WHY DID'T YOU JUST SAY SO???
Gorn: *Growls* DIE *atempst to do the death hug on them*
Dark Saturn: Uh-ho....
Echo: At times like this it's best to... RUN LIKE HELL!
Heros: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Tekketite: so they all run like hell throught out the gorn's village, eventuly coming to that door-thingie that blocks the way to darin. All stop, except for link, who runs straight into it.
Link: *runs strait into the door-liek thingie* OWWIE!
dark saturn: *pounding on door* LEMMIE IN! LEMMIE IN! LEMMIE IN!!!!
Daurin: NO!
Dark Saturn: waht if I said I was the royal messanger?
Daurin: PROVE IT!
Echo: I WILL! *takes out ocual and palys zelda's lullbye
Daurin: the song of the royal family!!! *doors opens*
Tekketite:so they all runs inside, the door closeing after them almost crushing them.
Daurin: CHILDREN??? THE ROYAL MESSENGERS ARE CHILDREN????
Everyoen else: STOP YELLING! YEAH! WERE CHILDERN!
Echo: Well... I turned 14 April Fith, so that makes a offical teenager.
Daurin: what ever, your still kids to me.
Josef: Kids or not, jsut fork over the gorn's ruby and well be going.
Daurin: *holds gorn's ruby close to him* NO! *pets the ruby* My Preeeeaassshieessss...
Heros: *have flat look* Riiiggghhhtttt.......
Blake: How about we make a deal?
Daurin: My Prreee- huh? A deal? what kind of deal?
Blake: Hmmm... we make dongodongo caveren accesable to you gorns and we get the red rock.
Daurin: You make a hard offer... kill the dongogo's, and make me happy too and you got a deal!
Blake: WE'LL TAKE THE CASE!
Josef: ARE YOU NUTS????
Blake: I already lost my sanity on the feild, rember? You and Echo are the only ones that thave a sanaty.
Josef: Oh, yeah, forgot that....
Darksaturn: Are you SURE Josef hasn't lost his sanity yes? He WAS carring around a picture of a gerudo woman.
Blake: nope! he's still sane, jsut perverted aswell.
Josef: I AM NOT A PERVERTED!!
Darksaturn: *icnoring josef* Yeah, I guess your right.
Blake: *srugs*
Daurin:HEY HEY HEY! yoru supost to be paying atetion to ME!
Heros: Okies! *all pay atetion to daurin*
Daurin: NO!!!! Dont look at me!!! Im ugly!
Everyone else: *sweatdrops* Riiigggghhhttt....
Echo: Waht ever, lets jsut try to make you happy, why are you sad?
Daurin: I jsut so unhappy cause of all these gorn problem.
Echo: AND HOW ARE WE SUPOST TO FIX THAT??? WERE HUMANS, AND FAIRYS AND A HALAIN(sp?) AND OTHER THINGS... O_o what are we all...?
Everyone else: *srugs* I dunno..
Chibi: Hey, jsut play saria's song and get this over with, you've been talking randomly for hours!
Everyone: YOU THE ONE WRITING THIS!!!!!!
Chibi: OH YEAH!
Everyone: *anime falls*
Chibi: Hey! Lemmie try! *you can hear a anime fall* Owie!
Echo:I think she had too much caffinee again...
Chibi: It's how I write the story!
Echo: ugh.. *slaps forhead, then takes out OOT and play saria's song*
Daurin: *dances* Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! Hot! hot hot hot! *contunes to dance and say those lame things he says*
Everyone: O___O;;;
Link: *covers eyes* AHHHHH!!! IM BLIND!!!!!! FOR REALLLLL!!!
Everyone else: AHHHHH!!! *runs out screaming all the way to where the gorn wiht the bomb flower sits*
Link: *trips over something* Yahh-orf... *everyone else trips over link making a pile*
Darksaturn: *on top* Know what? that wa actuly fun! Lets do it again!
Link: Owwie... *notices what he triped on* Hey!!! *pulls it outta the ground* Ohhhhhh... *stares in a trance*
Echo: Gimmie that! *snaches it from link* HEYYY!!! A GORN'S BRACELET!
Everyone else: YAY! A GORN'S BRACELET!
Gorn by bomb flower: HEYYYYYY!!!!
Everyone else: WHATTTTTTT????
Gorn: STOPPPP YELLINGGGGG!!!!
Everyone else: Okies!
Echo: *hands gorn bracelet to Dark Saturn* Be storng young grasshopper, be strong...
Darksaturn: *puts on bracelet* Ooooohhhh... it's so prettyful! .... Uh..... what do it do with it?
Echo: pick bomb flowers.
Dark Saturn: Okies! *picks bomb flower, fuse go off*
Bombflower: Phissssssssssssssssss.....
Echo: *in panic* through it! through it!!!
Dark Saturn: Okies! *throughs it off the leg, blowing up the giant bolder, aswell as sending the gorn that sits by the big bolder into orbit.*
Gorn by big bolder: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh! *twinkle*
Everyone else: *is squinting and sheilding eyes form sun* Cool.....
Echo: to dongodongo's cavern!!
Everyone else: Ey! *all march off to dongodongo cavern, the ketchup son playing in the back ground bold and louldly*
Back Ground music: Asereje, ja deje tejebe....
~~~~~~~~~~~In catacombs under chibi's bed~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tekketite: You ending the chapter now?!?!?!?!
Chibi: YUP! I already have more pages than my last chapter, so Im happy with it!
Tekktite: Uhhh... yeah....
Chibi: This fanficting was brought to you by....
~The eternally Sugar High Chibirusia, Also knowed as: Pyro, Chibi, Moonflower, Chibi bishu-hunter, Chibi_moonbow, Me, Yami-M, Forgetful, RP maniac, Miles, Abbalon, Kaphiri, Alex, Daji, Torio, Serina's bernet twin, Pokemonrookie, lemonaid, Drawler girl, To darn much like Navi, The girl that should have pink hair, EVIL OWNER OF THE RUBBER MALLET OF DOOOOOOM, and The All Around Whacked out Girl! *bows* And untill next time, good night, don't let the skullkids bite!