"Being new sucks." Vegeta Ouji growled. He was new to the high school, in West City. He and his twin, Areca, have been talking to a counselor for twenty minutes.

"Shut up Vegeta and pay attention to the bitch." Areca said with a grin.

"Do you have any questions?" She asked putting on a fake smile.

"No." They said in union.

"Do you need a tour guide?" She asked.

"No." They said together.

"So you are all set?" She asked with a frown.

"Yup." They said in union.

"Okay… have fun." She said and ushered them out into the empty hallway.

"It's cool that we rigged into the school files last night. Now we have all classes together." Areca said putting her hoodie over her wife beater.

"Yea I guess. How long did Doyle say we had to stay here?" Vegeta demanded pulling at his pants and shifted his duffle bag.

"Two to three years. Doyle only wants us to try and be normal teenagers instead of drug addicts and gangsters. But he had to put us in an uptight school. SO… now I hate him." She said and stopped at her locker and opened it. His locker was next to hers. He put his bag in there and decorated it with nude pictures of Pamela Anderson and put his cologne on the top shelf and put up his Pelle Pelle leather jacket that was signed by Eminem. He put up a masculine mirror and ran his fingers through his spiky hair. He squirted his cologne and walked into it. He wore baggy blue jeans with a chain hanging from it, a wife beater that fit him, his nipples perkily showing since he had his nipples pierced. He had his chin pierced and his eyebrow also. He had a Cross tattooed on his arm with a R.I.P. and his parents names under it. He also had some gothic symbol and an Anarchy tattoo.

Areca wore a baby blue Carolina Heels hoodie and a same visor. She wore tight blue jeans that were hip riders and her blond hair was pulled into cornrows with black string in each one. Her brown eyes were dilated from god knows what she was smoking before school. Her lip was painted a frosty white and her bottom lip was pierced. Her bellybutton piercing had a chain that connected to her (vagina) lower piercing. Her eye shadow had all sorts of blues that came up to her navy blue eyebrow piercing. Her nose stud was a small weed leaf that connected to a chain that was hooked to her earrings. She wore heavy eyeliner and had stitches on her forehead from getting in a fight with some lady at Wal-Mart. She had a guardian angel on her shoulder that supposedly watched over her and her brother. She had a tattoo under her bellybutton that said 'EAT ME'.

"Let me see your tongue." She demanded. He stuck out his tongue and she turned his tongue ring. He winced then bit her finger. She screamed. He ran to room 112 and opened the door. She went in looking like she was about to cry.

"Good morning." The teacher said pleasantly.

"Yea…" Vegeta murmured and rolled his eyes as the teacher asked Areca what was wrong.

"He bit my finger!" She explained as if it was the worse thing in the world.

"How did he bite your finger?" The teacher asked.

"He just got his tongue pierced last week and I was turning it for him and I hurt him then he bit me." She explained and accepted the band-aid.

"Class! This is Vegeta and Areca Ouji. They are the new kids I was telling you about. I am Mrs. Rose. Welcome to my science class. Vegeta you can sit next to Goku. Areca you can sit next to Lori. Right there in front of your brother. Would you like to talk about yourselves?"

"Uh sure." Areca said.

"So are you twins?" The teacher asked.

"Yeah. I am older. He's my baby brother." Areca explained.

"So what do your parents do for a living?" The teacher asked sitting at her desk.

"Our parents are dead." Vegeta said as if it was the simplest thing in the world.

"Oh… I beg my pardon. How did they… pass on?" Mrs. Rose asked.

"Uh… my dad was shot. And my mom killed herself." Areca said and looked at Vegeta who put his face in his hands and shook his head.

"Oh I am sorry. So where'd you come from?"

"An orphanage." Vegeta muttered.

"We came from St. Mary's Orphanage. It was some catholic church that took in homeless kids. It was in East city. We were adopted by this widowed old man who pitied us and sent us to a public school." Areca said.

"This is your first time in a public school?" The teacher asked.

"This is our first time in school period." Vegeta said.

"Oh. Well we're studying the reproduction of organisms."

"Hi I am Goku." Said the kid next to Vegeta.

"Sup?" He asked and slouched back ignoring the teacher and playing with his chin ring.

"Nothing. So are your parents really dead?" He asked.

"Are you a prep, or just an idiot?" Vegeta demanded then pointed at his tattoo.

"Oh that's sad. I am sorry." He said sadly, but bounced back to his happy demeanor.

"So whom do you hang out with?" Goku asked ignoring the teacher.

"My sister." Vegeta said. His sister passed him a note and he opened it.

YO VEGETABLE!

The girl next to me says you're hot? HA HA! That loser next to you wont shut up? I hear his ass and this class sux! What are you going to do about Doyle?' Ditch him or keep him?

Later Masturbator,
LOVE,
YOUR SIS

He closed it and wrote back:

Hey loser,

Don't freak her up if she says something though. We have to start CLEAN. Whatever the fuck that means. Yes and I am 'bout to black the both of his eyes. I think this class is interesting. I like learning how things copulate. HA HA! I'll keep Doyle until I get a new car.
He gave it back and ignored her snickering and placed a hand on his temples. Goku started talking about his friends and the basketball team.

"Basketball team?"

"Yeah me and my friends are the stars."

"That's peachy. Is it Co-ed?" Areca said turning around.

"No." Goku said with a grin.

"Thank you whatever god that is up there!" Vegeta said and snorted as his sister smirked.

"I'll be a cheerleader." She said.

"Oh brother. You are going to work with other girls? World war three!" Vegeta said with a smirk.

"Fuck off, Vegetable." She said and sat back down in her chair.

"Whoa!" Was all Goku could say as the bell rang.
***

"Vegeta, I am sooooooooo lost." Areca said exasperated.

"No shit." He said and rolled his eyes. She was worse than that Goku idiot.

"I am going to starve in this fucking maze! Oh shit! LEG CRAMP!" She yelled out to no one in particular.

"Will you shut it?" Vegeta screamed. She whimpered and limped into the gym, which they finally found.

"YOU'RE LATE!" Screamed the coach.

"NO SHIT!" Areca yelled and massaged her leg.

"ARE YOU DISRESPECTING ME WENCH!" He got up in her face.

"HELL YEA! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'D BE CONSTIPATED FOR A FUCKING MONTH YOU PIECE OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKER!" She screamed.

"Yelling at a faculty member was bad enough, but threatening, and using foul language is far enough. You just got your first three referrals!" Said and aid.

"So much for starting clean eh?" Vegeta snickered.

"And for you buddy, do you want to share them with her?" The aid demanded.

"If it will shut your preppy ass up I would be delighted. Or do I have to come destroy your house on Devil's night?" Vegeta said standing up and pushing the aid. By now everybody was crowding around them.

"May I have your names?" The aid asked shuddering in fear.

"Yea. We're the new kids. And we run this school now. Areca Ouji. And that's Vegeta Ouji. Now get the fuck out of my face." Areca growled and went in and changed, Vegeta also.

"Okay class! Early this morning was just a mix up and I'd like you to welcome Areca and Vegeta Ouji. They are new to this school. OKAY! NOW BASKETBALL! Everybody on the right side gets the jerseys. Left are shirts!" The coach screamed.

"Why on earth do I get to be on your team?"

"Shut up! And get ready to kick ass."

The coach threw a ball in the air and Areca knocked it away from Goku and dribbled it down court and scored before most people could get down there. She smirked and did a victory dance and watched it as Vegeta handled the ball. He scored it and high-fived Areca. The rest of the hour went the same way. Left won (Vegeta and Areca's team) with 34 to 7.

"We rock!" Areca said giggling like a goon.

"Yeah that's the truth." Vegeta said with a small grin.

"We totally run this school. I mean they fear our mouths and we haven't even got in a fist fight yet." Areca said as they entered their third hour; History Hell.

"G…G morning c… class. W… we have new students." Said Mrs. Bret.

"S…s…s…spit it out!" Vegeta said impatiently.

"Oh…" The woman moaned in shock.

"Vegeta that wasn't nice!"

"I am not a nice person." He grumbled.

"Well there are a couple of seats in the back." she said, with out stuttering.

On the way up to their seats Areca says loudly causing the class to laugh, "See what you did? You scared the stutter out of her."

Vegeta sat next to Goku with a loud groan and Areca sat next to a girl named Bulma. Areca laughed at Vegeta then teased him with a grin. "God hates you."

"Tell me about it." Vegeta said massaging his temples as Goku started a conversation about Mrs. Bret's story of her truck-driving husband that knocked the stutter into her.
*** LUNCH ***

"Vegeta get me a pop." Areca demanded as she sat down at an empty table and started filling out forms for cheerleading for her and Vegeta for football and basketball. A bunch of people came and surrounded her and she blinked in surprise.

"Um what the fuck?" She asked and looked at them.

"I am Yamcha. This is my girlfriend Bulma. That's Goku and his girlfriend Chichi. That is Krillen and his girlfriend 18. That's Marron. The black guy is Bryce. We heard you were new so we wanted to lay down some ground rules for you. 1.) We rule this school and we heard a lot about you. Stop making scenes or we'll dispose of you. 2.) Don't bother signing up for any sport. You have to try out before automatically get accepted. 3.) We never lost a game in years so if you do get accepted you better be good. 4.) Don't fuck with us!" He said, and Vegeta came in time to hear the whole thing.

"Black guy?" Demanded Bryce pissed.

"And I thought they'd come with opening arms." Vegeta said and shoved Goku out from his chair and sat across from Areca.

"Well what do you expect? They feel 'threatened' of us being here. Sorry children but I follow no ones rules so you both bow down and kiss my ass or you get my beef and Vegeta's wrath. Now get the fuck out of my face." Areca said pissed and opening her orange soda and taking a swig before turning back to the forms.

"We would love to but you're sitting at OUR table." Chichi said pissed.

"LISTEN country girl… fuck off or sit down." Vegeta said pissed, then his phone rang.

"What?" He demanded pissed.

"Don't what me!"

"Sorry Doyle. I have a bunch of losers bugging the fuck out of me."

"Do you have my drugs?"

"What do you mean do I have the drugs? I always have the drugs. Do you have my car and my cash?"

"Yeah."

"Bring it after school then get the fuck out of state or I'll kill your ass." Vegeta hissed and hung up.

"Ooh drug dealers?" asked Marron who sat down with her friends.

"Yea…" Vegeta murmured as he threw a pretzel at Areca who was choking on Orange soda.

"YOU THREATENED TO KILL DOYLE?" She screamed after a series of coughs.

"I think it makes him sexy. If you join our group, I will leave you… satisfied." Marron said touching Vegeta,

"Do you smell that?" Areca asked sniffing the air.

"Yeah! What do you think it is?" Vegeta said sniffing it to.

"I think it's a ho. I SMELL A HO!" Areca said fanning her face gagging while Vegeta was cracking up.

"Ugh!" Marron said in disappointment.

"We really need to stop pissing off people…" Areca mumbled and threw a pretzel back at Vegeta who growled.

"It doesn't bug me." Vegeta murmured.

"Ha ha… you just don't want to take my advice."

"Well yea." He said with a smirk.

"YOU PRICK!" She yelled and threw the whole bag of pretzels at Vegeta who laughed.
*** English

"YES! Finally a class where I don't have to sit by Goku!" Vegeta exclaimed as he sat down next to a blue haired woman who he seen at Lunch. Areca was put up front by a geek who kept starring at her.

"Sorry about earlier. Yamcha just likes his fame and doesn't want someone cooler then him at his school." Bulma said and gave him a smirk.

"Then why am I a threat?" He asked.

"You are one of the favorites." Bulma said.

"Favorites?" He asked raising an eyebrow.

"Hot guys." She said before turning to the board.

'I wasn't trying to… Holy Hell.' He thought and watched the boring woman.

Areca wasn't having much fun. She kept starring at the hunk next to her but then the geek next to her started to breath on her and when he talked spit flung onto her and she'd gag.

"MR. DEADMAN! CAN I CHANGE MY SEAT?" Areca hollered.

"Y-y-yes Areca." He said and hid under his desk in fear.

"SWEET!" Areca said and laughed in the geek's face and sat by a bunch of hot guys who were all talking about how she kicked ass.

"Of course I kick ass." She said.

"Whoa! You are awesome!"

"Can I have your number?"

"Can I bone you?"

"Wanna go out?"

She smiled and winked at her brother who rolled his eyes and wrote HO across his notebook and shaded it in so she could see when he lifted it up. She flipped him off and he pretended to catch it and shove it in his pocket.

"You and your sister have a pretty tight relationship." Bulma said with a smile of awe.

"Yea I had her at my heels for the past seventeen years."

"Your seventeen? What are you doing as a sophomore?" Bulma asked.

"We're not smart enough to be Juniors." Vegeta said with a grin as Bulma laughed.

"So how am I hot?"

"I don't know… you already have a fan club. Everyone in our group wants you in it but Yamcha. And he is the basketball star so we have to mind him." Bulma said with a smile.

"Well don't you worry, cause tomorrow he wont be no star."

"Really? Well I'll be rooting for you then cause my Yamcha's a prick and needs to learn his place. Don't tell him that! Or I'll kill you." She said from nice to bitchy.

"Okay woman. Man… your secrets safe with me." He said and smirked as she jotted down something and ripped in out and gave it to him as the bell rang.

The note said:

Party @ Seven @ my house.
We got beer but no smokes…
Bring some for me…
And I will have Yamcha out of your hair.
I want to be like you and Areca. I don't want to be preppy.
I also know Doyle.
Ask him if he remembers a Bulma Briefs.
Lot of love,
Bulma

He smirked and got his stuff ready and went to math with his sister with an address book full of phone numbers. She was humming some rap song from 2 Pac. She started giggling as she read the note Bulma gave him.

"You stud! I can't get a down ass man but you get a down ass girl. Mother fucker." She said and giggled.

"Shut up." He said and rolled his eyes,

"Okay it ain't my fault you're a stud." Areca said laughing.

"Will you shut up or do I have to shove you into a locker?" Vegeta asked as they entered math.

***

After Math in the parking lot after school waiting for the car Yamcha and the gang confronted them. Bulma winked at Vegeta who smirked, as Yamcha stood up taller then Vegeta.

"Bitch gets out of my school." Yamcha grounded out in anger.

"Who's the bitch now?" Areca demanded as she decked him in the nuts and began beating the shit out of him. Just then Doyle pulled up in a Red Lamborghini Diablo. Areca pulled herself off Yamcha to stare at the beauty. The seats were leather and the steering wheel was Blood red. The stereo system was huge and took up the hole back of the car. There was Nas car parts and jumper cables, a huge fully powered engine, and the license plate said 'Krunkn'.

"Oh my god! Say hello to the pimp mobile." Areca said for her brother who was speechless.

"So I did good?" Doyle asked hesitantly.

"Good? You did great! Stay in this state if you like! Hell stay at my crib. Next week we're throwing a 'We're here' party. We got weed, rum, vodka, and meth. Aha! A little something, something! You know? We call it the Stone Age." Vegeta said and shook hands with Doyle.

"I'd like that. Now where's my meth?" He asked getting serious.

"In my bag." Areca said opening a zip block baggy and having a bunch of needles with clear liquid with no bubbles.

"We know how you liked Heroin so much so we got you injections of meth. Is it good?" Vegeta asked pulling on his Pelle Pelle Jacket.

"Yeah. Hey man I'll see you guys around. You're the shit." He said before getting onto a motorcycle and driving off.

"Yeah we got a ride." Vegeta said with a grin. He and Areca got in, he put the car into Reverse and backed up but Bulma came to his window and leaned against the car.

"You know he's right. You guys are the shit. So you are coming right?" Bulma said.

"Babe, if you want to be one of us you have to prove yourself. But yeah… we'll go. But we have to go and get a stash."

"And stack it in the dash." Areca said and laughed as she lit up a joint and gave it to Bulma.

"Great see you there." Bulma said before going to her yelling boyfriend with a joint hanging out of her mouth.

As Vegeta and Areca left they heard Bulma shout, " YAMCHA WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?"