"Can you imagine being loved, Vegeta?" Areca asked watching an old couple strolling by grinning decaying smiles and pecked.
"No… neither cans you." He murmured and watched them distastefully.
"Were mom and dad in love?" She asked. The look she made when she was confused made him sympathized her.
"No duh! She killed herself when Doyle shot him."
"I thought Bud killed him." Areca asked shock plastered onto her face.
"No, Doyle killed Dad. Bud told us. Then Doyle killed Bud." He said and sighed.
"Oh… wait? I thought mom killed Bud?" Areca asked.
"Not only did I take the smart juice, pimp juice, and normal juice… I took the common sense as well when we were an embryo." Vegeta said with a smirk.
"You know what? I took the athletic juice!" She said matter-o-factly.
"No we shared that." He smirked as she threw an ice cube at him.
"So are we going to this party or what?" Areca asked.
"Of course. A party isn't a party till the Oujis are there." Vegeta said.
"We are going to r-rock the house!" She said and shivered as Vegeta shoved the ice cube down her shirt and ran into their apartment to change.
***
"Vegeta! That's too… plain!" Areca growled.
"Shut up and change that shirt!" He said and shoved her out of his walk-in closet. He finally made up his mind. He wore baggy khakis and a black muscle tee that showed off all his tattoos and muscles. He wore a metal chain with his ex's initials in it and sprayed on some A.d.i.d.a.s. cologne. He put on his Pelle-Pelle jacket and waited for his sister.
"Vegeta punk or wild?" She asked from her closet.
"Well punk sucks so wild." He hollered. (I AM SORRY ALL YOU PUNK ROCKERS! VEGETA AND ARECA ARE GANGSTERS! PUNK ROCK IS SWEEPING THE NATION AND I MUST KEEP THE GANGSTA GOIN! I MEAN NO OFFENSE GOD DAMNIT! ARGH!) She came out wearing a shit that was silver and had draping sleeves and a drooping low cut. It was cut off at her abs and showed off her beginning of a four pack (barely visible! Ugh… burly women ((*puking*)), she also wore a belly chain that had little pot leaves on them. She wore the same earrings and other piercings as earlier. She wore silver nylon pants that showed a great deal of hips. She wore a choker that had a bunch of pot leaves on them also.
"Ready to rock?" He asked.
"Are you ready to roll?" She asked.
"Let's make like a tree and… branch." He said with a dorky grin.
"You retard."
"I get it from you. For eating all the shit you let out while we were in an egg after you left me alone for a whole five minutes! Do you know how dramatized I was? That's why I didn't cry! Cause I had no tears left!" Vegeta said.
"Are you high?" Areca asked with her mouth hanging wide open and her eyes open wide.
"Kinda." He said with a smirk.
"Remember what mom said! Stoned decisions are still decisions! DON'T KNOCK HER UP VEGETA! CONDOMS!" Areca said and threw a box (like a makeup box) full of rubbers.
"Why?" He asked opening one and blowing it up till it popped.
"No glove no love, Vegeta. Do you hear me? I am not ready to be an aunt! A sister in law yeah anytime! But Auntie Areca isn't too appealing!" Areca growled then grabbed cash and 'am I drunk' alcohol tests.
"Lets go." She said and grabbed the rubbers.
***
At the party
***
"So you made it?" Bulma asked and smiled an excited grin and gave them the grand tour. Areca left and went to a bunch of guys and the girls there were what Vegeta and her called pimped-out so they left so she had a group of hot jocks all to herself. She started grinding with them and lit up a joint and blew it in their faces.
"She sure gets along with guys!" Bulma said laughing as a guy grabbed her ass and she squeezed painfully on his balls and burnt him with her bud.
"Yeah she doesn't mind it she just hates when guys make the first move." He said with a grin.
"I think it's cute how you guys get along!" Bulma said with a grin and poured him and her a drink from a keg.
"You aren't… bi-curious are you?" He asked and paled.
"NO!" She said and barked a fit of laughter (Is that possible?).
"You scared me there for a second." He murmured and scratched his ear.
"So…?" She asked nervously.
"So who have you dated besides Yamcha?"
"Why?" Bulma asked.
"Why? Because I am checking you out. So say goodbye to Yam chop."
"Checking me out? Like looking at me?" She asked confused.
"No checking you out means I am taking you from the Universal Library of Women (ULW lol I crack myself up…) since Yamcha is over due. And babe… I never return my women." He said.
"I've dated three other guys but they're not important. What happens when you're done with one?" She said and grinned. That was her new favorite all time pick up line now (it was mine first bitch, just joking).
"They take what they can get from me and go to the Library themselves and Check in." He grinned.
"So you never dumped a woman?" Bulma asked.
"I never ever will either. I only dump whores or sluts." He said. He smirked as Bulma cracked up.
"I am not one of those am I?" She asked.
"Hell no… you are a whole lot of Woman." He said re-quoting Beyonce from Austin Powers (do I make you horny baby?).
"Oh thank you. And you are a whole lot of man." She said with a grin.
"So are you dumping him?" He asked.
"Hell no." She said and looked at him sternly. Rejection crowded Vegeta's brain and he cursed under his breath.
"Say what?" He demanded.
"He's been cheating on me. I am going to cheat on him. With you." Bulma said and pushed him down onto the couch and sat down on his lap.
"Oh I am sorry but I could not help but oversee your little 'thang' that's going on now but that's was really inspiring!" Bryce said and put his hand out to Vegeta who did a gangster hand shake and smirked.
"So watcha going to do?" Vegeta asked and held Bulma's hands.
"I am going to pork your sister." He said and stood up.
"Say what?" Vegeta asked then snorted.
"So where were we?" He asked and kissed her knuckles.
"About to explain yourselves." Areca said and sat down her shirt soaked and she was obviously pissed.
"For what?" Bulma asked.
"Your boyfriend thought it was funny to pour beer on my top and he said he was dating you. Now I see my brother pimping you." Areca grumbled.
"Remember the song you sang in P. E. yesterday? Don't love, cause they won't love you back. If they stab you in the back, stab em back. If they play you play em back!" Bulma said and gave her a tank top from a closet and waved her off with a grin.
"Okay… okay! So god damn pushy! Not like I want to watch my brother getting lucky anyway!" She said with a grin of her own and walked off to find some ass.
"So want to go to my room?" Bulma asked, completely forgetting about Yamcha.
"So help me god if you play me like you are doing Yam chop…" He was silenced by a soft kiss from her.
"So are you coming?"
"Right on baby doll." He said and followed her up the stairs.
***
Areca
***
"Hey…" Some geek began.
"No." She said and pushed him out of the way.
He shuddered and moaned in pleasure, "My fellow geeks! I was touched by… Areca Ouji!" They all shuddered and went to find their geek girlfriends.
"I want someone different then usual." Areca said to her self and sat down on the couch and pulled out a pipe and stuffed it with meth. She looked around for a light. "Fuck!" She said.
"I got one," said Bryce.
(METH CAN BE SNORTED, INJECTED, OR SMOKED!)
"Thanks." she murmured and took a puff.
"Well Hallo Areca." He said with a sexy grin.
"Well Hallo… Bryce was it? You are so much cooler then Yamcha. Why do you hang out with him?" Areca asked winded.
"Um… I am the black guy. There is always a black guy! I hate being the black guy! Everybody ignores the black guy. They go hey white guy what's up? Want to smoke white guy? Did you hear this white guy? And then they say nothing important to the nigga. But : Oh yeah hi nigga, or G'morning nigga." He said.
"James Brown isn't. Say it loud. I AM BLACK AND I AM PROUD!" Areca said looking at him then passing the bong to him.
"You listen to Negroes?" He asked his eyes twitching and he took a long drag from the bong and blew it above him.
"Yea why? Vegeta and me aren't into this punk rock shit. But we were roughed up a bit and Jimmy Brown is my Idol. So is Sojourner Truth but she is dead so she can't be my idol. So what are you doing talking to me? Most guys say I am hot but I am too *aggressive* and *sluggish*."
"No body should tell you how to live your life. That life is yours, like mine is mine. Most guys like aggressive women in bed. And sluggish isn't a bad thing."
"Aw." She said and downed the rest of her beer.
"So…" He said.
"So do you want to fuck?" She asked feeling the Meth settling in.
"Whoa! You are a fucking mind reader!" He exclaimed and held out his hand.
"No it's just that I am horny… and you are as hot as hell." She said and took his hand.
***
Fucking a complete stranger is big fun ;p! LOL. I only did it when me and my sister were getting drunk of cheap wine and a guy was hitting on us and he took me to his car and did his *Thang* leaving me satisfied but don't do it cause I found out he was bisexual and I had nightmares of becoming Bisexual cos I thought it was like a disease and can spread to people.
L I am not bi so I am okay!
Lol well Bi peeps r cool don't get me wrong It was a scared paranoia thing. Lol.
:P
"No… neither cans you." He murmured and watched them distastefully.
"Were mom and dad in love?" She asked. The look she made when she was confused made him sympathized her.
"No duh! She killed herself when Doyle shot him."
"I thought Bud killed him." Areca asked shock plastered onto her face.
"No, Doyle killed Dad. Bud told us. Then Doyle killed Bud." He said and sighed.
"Oh… wait? I thought mom killed Bud?" Areca asked.
"Not only did I take the smart juice, pimp juice, and normal juice… I took the common sense as well when we were an embryo." Vegeta said with a smirk.
"You know what? I took the athletic juice!" She said matter-o-factly.
"No we shared that." He smirked as she threw an ice cube at him.
"So are we going to this party or what?" Areca asked.
"Of course. A party isn't a party till the Oujis are there." Vegeta said.
"We are going to r-rock the house!" She said and shivered as Vegeta shoved the ice cube down her shirt and ran into their apartment to change.
***
"Vegeta! That's too… plain!" Areca growled.
"Shut up and change that shirt!" He said and shoved her out of his walk-in closet. He finally made up his mind. He wore baggy khakis and a black muscle tee that showed off all his tattoos and muscles. He wore a metal chain with his ex's initials in it and sprayed on some A.d.i.d.a.s. cologne. He put on his Pelle-Pelle jacket and waited for his sister.
"Vegeta punk or wild?" She asked from her closet.
"Well punk sucks so wild." He hollered. (I AM SORRY ALL YOU PUNK ROCKERS! VEGETA AND ARECA ARE GANGSTERS! PUNK ROCK IS SWEEPING THE NATION AND I MUST KEEP THE GANGSTA GOIN! I MEAN NO OFFENSE GOD DAMNIT! ARGH!) She came out wearing a shit that was silver and had draping sleeves and a drooping low cut. It was cut off at her abs and showed off her beginning of a four pack (barely visible! Ugh… burly women ((*puking*)), she also wore a belly chain that had little pot leaves on them. She wore the same earrings and other piercings as earlier. She wore silver nylon pants that showed a great deal of hips. She wore a choker that had a bunch of pot leaves on them also.
"Ready to rock?" He asked.
"Are you ready to roll?" She asked.
"Let's make like a tree and… branch." He said with a dorky grin.
"You retard."
"I get it from you. For eating all the shit you let out while we were in an egg after you left me alone for a whole five minutes! Do you know how dramatized I was? That's why I didn't cry! Cause I had no tears left!" Vegeta said.
"Are you high?" Areca asked with her mouth hanging wide open and her eyes open wide.
"Kinda." He said with a smirk.
"Remember what mom said! Stoned decisions are still decisions! DON'T KNOCK HER UP VEGETA! CONDOMS!" Areca said and threw a box (like a makeup box) full of rubbers.
"Why?" He asked opening one and blowing it up till it popped.
"No glove no love, Vegeta. Do you hear me? I am not ready to be an aunt! A sister in law yeah anytime! But Auntie Areca isn't too appealing!" Areca growled then grabbed cash and 'am I drunk' alcohol tests.
"Lets go." She said and grabbed the rubbers.
***
At the party
***
"So you made it?" Bulma asked and smiled an excited grin and gave them the grand tour. Areca left and went to a bunch of guys and the girls there were what Vegeta and her called pimped-out so they left so she had a group of hot jocks all to herself. She started grinding with them and lit up a joint and blew it in their faces.
"She sure gets along with guys!" Bulma said laughing as a guy grabbed her ass and she squeezed painfully on his balls and burnt him with her bud.
"Yeah she doesn't mind it she just hates when guys make the first move." He said with a grin.
"I think it's cute how you guys get along!" Bulma said with a grin and poured him and her a drink from a keg.
"You aren't… bi-curious are you?" He asked and paled.
"NO!" She said and barked a fit of laughter (Is that possible?).
"You scared me there for a second." He murmured and scratched his ear.
"So…?" She asked nervously.
"So who have you dated besides Yamcha?"
"Why?" Bulma asked.
"Why? Because I am checking you out. So say goodbye to Yam chop."
"Checking me out? Like looking at me?" She asked confused.
"No checking you out means I am taking you from the Universal Library of Women (ULW lol I crack myself up…) since Yamcha is over due. And babe… I never return my women." He said.
"I've dated three other guys but they're not important. What happens when you're done with one?" She said and grinned. That was her new favorite all time pick up line now (it was mine first bitch, just joking).
"They take what they can get from me and go to the Library themselves and Check in." He grinned.
"So you never dumped a woman?" Bulma asked.
"I never ever will either. I only dump whores or sluts." He said. He smirked as Bulma cracked up.
"I am not one of those am I?" She asked.
"Hell no… you are a whole lot of Woman." He said re-quoting Beyonce from Austin Powers (do I make you horny baby?).
"Oh thank you. And you are a whole lot of man." She said with a grin.
"So are you dumping him?" He asked.
"Hell no." She said and looked at him sternly. Rejection crowded Vegeta's brain and he cursed under his breath.
"Say what?" He demanded.
"He's been cheating on me. I am going to cheat on him. With you." Bulma said and pushed him down onto the couch and sat down on his lap.
"Oh I am sorry but I could not help but oversee your little 'thang' that's going on now but that's was really inspiring!" Bryce said and put his hand out to Vegeta who did a gangster hand shake and smirked.
"So watcha going to do?" Vegeta asked and held Bulma's hands.
"I am going to pork your sister." He said and stood up.
"Say what?" Vegeta asked then snorted.
"So where were we?" He asked and kissed her knuckles.
"About to explain yourselves." Areca said and sat down her shirt soaked and she was obviously pissed.
"For what?" Bulma asked.
"Your boyfriend thought it was funny to pour beer on my top and he said he was dating you. Now I see my brother pimping you." Areca grumbled.
"Remember the song you sang in P. E. yesterday? Don't love, cause they won't love you back. If they stab you in the back, stab em back. If they play you play em back!" Bulma said and gave her a tank top from a closet and waved her off with a grin.
"Okay… okay! So god damn pushy! Not like I want to watch my brother getting lucky anyway!" She said with a grin of her own and walked off to find some ass.
"So want to go to my room?" Bulma asked, completely forgetting about Yamcha.
"So help me god if you play me like you are doing Yam chop…" He was silenced by a soft kiss from her.
"So are you coming?"
"Right on baby doll." He said and followed her up the stairs.
***
Areca
***
"Hey…" Some geek began.
"No." She said and pushed him out of the way.
He shuddered and moaned in pleasure, "My fellow geeks! I was touched by… Areca Ouji!" They all shuddered and went to find their geek girlfriends.
"I want someone different then usual." Areca said to her self and sat down on the couch and pulled out a pipe and stuffed it with meth. She looked around for a light. "Fuck!" She said.
"I got one," said Bryce.
(METH CAN BE SNORTED, INJECTED, OR SMOKED!)
"Thanks." she murmured and took a puff.
"Well Hallo Areca." He said with a sexy grin.
"Well Hallo… Bryce was it? You are so much cooler then Yamcha. Why do you hang out with him?" Areca asked winded.
"Um… I am the black guy. There is always a black guy! I hate being the black guy! Everybody ignores the black guy. They go hey white guy what's up? Want to smoke white guy? Did you hear this white guy? And then they say nothing important to the nigga. But : Oh yeah hi nigga, or G'morning nigga." He said.
"James Brown isn't. Say it loud. I AM BLACK AND I AM PROUD!" Areca said looking at him then passing the bong to him.
"You listen to Negroes?" He asked his eyes twitching and he took a long drag from the bong and blew it above him.
"Yea why? Vegeta and me aren't into this punk rock shit. But we were roughed up a bit and Jimmy Brown is my Idol. So is Sojourner Truth but she is dead so she can't be my idol. So what are you doing talking to me? Most guys say I am hot but I am too *aggressive* and *sluggish*."
"No body should tell you how to live your life. That life is yours, like mine is mine. Most guys like aggressive women in bed. And sluggish isn't a bad thing."
"Aw." She said and downed the rest of her beer.
"So…" He said.
"So do you want to fuck?" She asked feeling the Meth settling in.
"Whoa! You are a fucking mind reader!" He exclaimed and held out his hand.
"No it's just that I am horny… and you are as hot as hell." She said and took his hand.
***
Fucking a complete stranger is big fun ;p! LOL. I only did it when me and my sister were getting drunk of cheap wine and a guy was hitting on us and he took me to his car and did his *Thang* leaving me satisfied but don't do it cause I found out he was bisexual and I had nightmares of becoming Bisexual cos I thought it was like a disease and can spread to people.
L I am not bi so I am okay!
Lol well Bi peeps r cool don't get me wrong It was a scared paranoia thing. Lol.
:P