Okay maybe not 5000 words but who gives a gosh darn? (AN: LMAO!)
Vegeta and Bulma drove in the Lamborghini Diablo, quiet as it could fuck get and not paying attention to anything other than the road. Vegeta glanced at Bulma as she whimpered. She began sobbing, and she never cried in front of anyone. He looked at her for a moment then placed his hand on her shoulder gently trying to calm her. She held onto his hand as the tears fell.
"What's the matter woman?" He asked turning on some slow beats without anyone rapping or singing to it,
"I have never been so h-humiliated in m-my life!" She said gasping for air.
"Woman it's not your fault!" He exclaimed and looked at her sympathetically.
"I know." She murmured and looked out the window.
"So why'd you dump him?" Vegeta asked turning off the music.
"Just because I was pissed off at you doesn't mean I have to live in hell for another week!" She huffed and then giggled.
"Oh. I see," was all he said.
"So what made you come help me?"
"Do you want to hear it?" He asked.
"Of course." She grumbled as they pulled into a drive through (hey Geta's gotta get some grub!).
"Well my sister came up to me and slapped me on the face. Okay I didn't exactly hit her back but we got in a fight. She was huffing and puffing about me dogging out some woman! Then she told me to give you a chance. She said you deserved it. I laughed and walked off. Then I found a fight in the living room and saw a man beating up some chick. Then my cell phone went off. And now here we are." He said.
"Oh." She murmured.
"Good evening sir! May I take your order?" A man asked through the muffled speakers.
"Yeah I want three number twos with orange sodas for all of them." Vegeta said then turned to Bulma.
"A number four with a diet." She said quietly. Vegeta repeated it and looked at her briefly she just blushed. 'Damn it Bulma get a hold of yourself!' She thought.
"$24.63 please! Okay $25.00 given and $.37 is our change!" Said the man and they drove to the second window.
They got their food and drove to a huge apartment building. Bulma looked up and cooed. She thought they were plain out broke. Boy was she wrong. There stood a huge 12-story apartment building. The higher they were the more expensive they got. He looked at her and smirked.
"Which level?" She asked.
"Level Seven." He said with a grin.
"Cool! Do you have a balcony?" She asked. She was over excited. Vegeta was laughing inside because of two things, her mood swing, and her interest in his apartment. 'Well she has lived in a complex all her life.' He thought.
"So you want to come up?" He asked in all seriousness.
"Yeah sure." She said and jumped out.
***
Areca
***
"So do you wanna go get something to eat?" He asked as they drove into a medical clinic.
"After you get tested." She said.
"Okay then." He said and they got out and went into the sperm bank/std division.
"Hello sir, madam. What can I do for you two today?" Said an uptight woman with a mole on her chin.
"Yeah he needs to get tested for STDs." Areca said impatiently.
"Areca Ouji is it? Why on earth do you make these guys do this?" Asked a doctor as she came in.
"Dr. Maud! How's been? I am not getting an STD and plus I only bring to you guys I WANT to keep." Areca said shaking the woman's hand and laughing.
"Hmm… may I have your name sir?" Said the doctor.
"My name is Bryce Burgundy." He said confidently.
"Alright. Alls we need is for you to pee in a cup and then you may leave for two hours then come back fro results." She said.
"Ha ha you have to pee in a cup!" Areca teased as he left with a cup in his hand.
***
"Wow! Oh my gosh Vegeta this is amazing!" Bulma said as she walked into his hallway. His hallway had several royal blue chairs and a couple white ones. The colors were clearly white and royal blue. The carpet was a thick, soft white. The border was a rich oak painted royal blue and the sides had some royal blue design on the sides. She walked to door 168.
"This one's it, right?" She asked.
"That's Areca's. Mines 169. Our walk in closet is connected to each others." He said.
"Oh cool! So its like one huge house in an apartment?" She asked taking his key chain out of his palm and unlocking his door.
"Yeah something like it." He said grumpily and walked in. His room was huge and decorative, so decorative it was breath taking. He thought it was too decorative and took away his masculine look. She squealed and went to his bar and poured him and her a glass of a Lemon Margarita. She gave him a glass and he took it and grinned.
"So can I check the place out?" She asked.
"Yeah whatever." He said and grinned as she squealed and ran over to his TV system. His TV system so had beaten hers. She looked at it once more and opened his bathroom door. A Jacuzzi, a shower/bathtub, a toilet with the lid up which she quickly shut, and a sink with his exes initials on it then a line through it. She shut the door and opened the pantry door to see a bunch on munchies and snacks but surprisingly a bunch of health foods. She opened to fridge to see a bunch of beers and vegetables and fruits. The freezer had a bunch of Popsicles and frozen Kool-aid jammers. She opened another door to find his bedroom. She grinned and jumped on the bed. It was a waterbed with silver satin/silk sheets and a huge, heavy gray comforter and long and small pillows spilled over it. She sniffed the pillow taking in Vegeta's scent. It was erotic. He came in and laughed, as she got comfortable in the sheets.
"Woman what are you doing?" He demanded jokingly.
"Um… you're my doctor I am your patient. Fix me up!" She said trying to keep from giggling.
"Um how about not!" He said but got a first aid kit.
"Strip." He said.
"No."
"Yes."
"No!" She said angrily.
"Yes." He growled.
"FINE!" She shouted and yanked off her shirt and pulled off her pants and lie on her stomach as he took an alcohol pad and wiped off the dried blood around the scuffmarks from Yamcha's shoes. She winced as he damped her back getting into all her scratches and scuffs.
"Okay you cured me we're done!" She said but he wouldn't let her get up. He bandaged her up and put a sticker over all of them.
"Good girls get stickers." He teased and she threw a pillow at him.
She got up suddenly and went to his closet. She took out a long wife beater and grabbed some of his boxers and put them on. Vegeta just shook his head in disbelief.
"Woman just what in the hell are you doing?" He demanded.
"Well I *am* your girlfriend aren't I?" She asked and looked at him with the same, kind of scared, look from earlier that day.
"Yes if you want to be." He said after hesitation.
"Good cause I do. Now I challenge you to a game on your Nintendo!" She said and ran out of his room with him at her heels.
*** 5 hours later… ***
"HA! I BEAT YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME!" Bulma laughed maniacally.
"Okay woman calm down. Lets head for bed. It's getting early." He said.
"Wait I hear shuffling in your sisters room. Can we go peek on them?" Bulma asked giggling as Vegeta grinned.
"Alright I owe her one anyway. Last time she peeked on me I had like two girls over." He said with a grin.
"That's nice." Bulma said and rolled her eyes as they climbed into his closet smelling strongly of weed and closed the door behind them. They opened the door to Areca's room into a slit and she sat in his lap and they peaked as Areca pushed Bryce on the bed. He fell with a seductive growl. Bulma covered her mouth. "Bryce!" She whispered to Vegeta and they laughed to themselves and watched as they proceeded in fucking each other's brains out.
Bulma began getting bored of this and Vegeta was already half asleep so she shut the door so quietly you couldn't hear anything. She turned around in Vegeta's lap and shred his shirt. He woke up in a jolt as her warm tongue made contact with his nipple. She pulled away holding her mouth in shock. He had his nipples pierced? She walked out of the closet, Vegeta following her. Earlier that day she couldn't feel his nipples cause they were going so fast and she had her eyes closed.
"Your nipples are pierced!" She giggled and looked at them.
"Didn't you see them earlier?" He asked.
"No I had… my eyes closed." She said with a blush. He grinned.
"Too much for you, huh?" He asked.
"Okay so I wasn't used to your pace but … okay you're right! But mister… I can handle you now!" She said with a grin.
"Oh yeah?" He asked with a sexy grin.
"Oh yeah." She said and sat on a bed waiting for Vegeta to follow her. He sat next to her and she straddled his waist. She kisses him on the lips. He grins, devilishly almost. She tears off the remainder of his clothes. She sucks on his rock hard abs as if she was blood thirsty. She chews lightly on his nipple making him hiss in bewilderment as they perk up as she brushed her tongue over it. She then pinches his nipple. He looked at her in amazement.
"When did you learn this woman? You act like a god damn professional." He murmured and kissed her.
"Anything for you, Vegeta. Anything for you." She said as he kissed lower to her nether regions and sucked on her heavily.
Vegeta and Bulma drove in the Lamborghini Diablo, quiet as it could fuck get and not paying attention to anything other than the road. Vegeta glanced at Bulma as she whimpered. She began sobbing, and she never cried in front of anyone. He looked at her for a moment then placed his hand on her shoulder gently trying to calm her. She held onto his hand as the tears fell.
"What's the matter woman?" He asked turning on some slow beats without anyone rapping or singing to it,
"I have never been so h-humiliated in m-my life!" She said gasping for air.
"Woman it's not your fault!" He exclaimed and looked at her sympathetically.
"I know." She murmured and looked out the window.
"So why'd you dump him?" Vegeta asked turning off the music.
"Just because I was pissed off at you doesn't mean I have to live in hell for another week!" She huffed and then giggled.
"Oh. I see," was all he said.
"So what made you come help me?"
"Do you want to hear it?" He asked.
"Of course." She grumbled as they pulled into a drive through (hey Geta's gotta get some grub!).
"Well my sister came up to me and slapped me on the face. Okay I didn't exactly hit her back but we got in a fight. She was huffing and puffing about me dogging out some woman! Then she told me to give you a chance. She said you deserved it. I laughed and walked off. Then I found a fight in the living room and saw a man beating up some chick. Then my cell phone went off. And now here we are." He said.
"Oh." She murmured.
"Good evening sir! May I take your order?" A man asked through the muffled speakers.
"Yeah I want three number twos with orange sodas for all of them." Vegeta said then turned to Bulma.
"A number four with a diet." She said quietly. Vegeta repeated it and looked at her briefly she just blushed. 'Damn it Bulma get a hold of yourself!' She thought.
"$24.63 please! Okay $25.00 given and $.37 is our change!" Said the man and they drove to the second window.
They got their food and drove to a huge apartment building. Bulma looked up and cooed. She thought they were plain out broke. Boy was she wrong. There stood a huge 12-story apartment building. The higher they were the more expensive they got. He looked at her and smirked.
"Which level?" She asked.
"Level Seven." He said with a grin.
"Cool! Do you have a balcony?" She asked. She was over excited. Vegeta was laughing inside because of two things, her mood swing, and her interest in his apartment. 'Well she has lived in a complex all her life.' He thought.
"So you want to come up?" He asked in all seriousness.
"Yeah sure." She said and jumped out.
***
Areca
***
"So do you wanna go get something to eat?" He asked as they drove into a medical clinic.
"After you get tested." She said.
"Okay then." He said and they got out and went into the sperm bank/std division.
"Hello sir, madam. What can I do for you two today?" Said an uptight woman with a mole on her chin.
"Yeah he needs to get tested for STDs." Areca said impatiently.
"Areca Ouji is it? Why on earth do you make these guys do this?" Asked a doctor as she came in.
"Dr. Maud! How's been? I am not getting an STD and plus I only bring to you guys I WANT to keep." Areca said shaking the woman's hand and laughing.
"Hmm… may I have your name sir?" Said the doctor.
"My name is Bryce Burgundy." He said confidently.
"Alright. Alls we need is for you to pee in a cup and then you may leave for two hours then come back fro results." She said.
"Ha ha you have to pee in a cup!" Areca teased as he left with a cup in his hand.
***
"Wow! Oh my gosh Vegeta this is amazing!" Bulma said as she walked into his hallway. His hallway had several royal blue chairs and a couple white ones. The colors were clearly white and royal blue. The carpet was a thick, soft white. The border was a rich oak painted royal blue and the sides had some royal blue design on the sides. She walked to door 168.
"This one's it, right?" She asked.
"That's Areca's. Mines 169. Our walk in closet is connected to each others." He said.
"Oh cool! So its like one huge house in an apartment?" She asked taking his key chain out of his palm and unlocking his door.
"Yeah something like it." He said grumpily and walked in. His room was huge and decorative, so decorative it was breath taking. He thought it was too decorative and took away his masculine look. She squealed and went to his bar and poured him and her a glass of a Lemon Margarita. She gave him a glass and he took it and grinned.
"So can I check the place out?" She asked.
"Yeah whatever." He said and grinned as she squealed and ran over to his TV system. His TV system so had beaten hers. She looked at it once more and opened his bathroom door. A Jacuzzi, a shower/bathtub, a toilet with the lid up which she quickly shut, and a sink with his exes initials on it then a line through it. She shut the door and opened the pantry door to see a bunch on munchies and snacks but surprisingly a bunch of health foods. She opened to fridge to see a bunch of beers and vegetables and fruits. The freezer had a bunch of Popsicles and frozen Kool-aid jammers. She opened another door to find his bedroom. She grinned and jumped on the bed. It was a waterbed with silver satin/silk sheets and a huge, heavy gray comforter and long and small pillows spilled over it. She sniffed the pillow taking in Vegeta's scent. It was erotic. He came in and laughed, as she got comfortable in the sheets.
"Woman what are you doing?" He demanded jokingly.
"Um… you're my doctor I am your patient. Fix me up!" She said trying to keep from giggling.
"Um how about not!" He said but got a first aid kit.
"Strip." He said.
"No."
"Yes."
"No!" She said angrily.
"Yes." He growled.
"FINE!" She shouted and yanked off her shirt and pulled off her pants and lie on her stomach as he took an alcohol pad and wiped off the dried blood around the scuffmarks from Yamcha's shoes. She winced as he damped her back getting into all her scratches and scuffs.
"Okay you cured me we're done!" She said but he wouldn't let her get up. He bandaged her up and put a sticker over all of them.
"Good girls get stickers." He teased and she threw a pillow at him.
She got up suddenly and went to his closet. She took out a long wife beater and grabbed some of his boxers and put them on. Vegeta just shook his head in disbelief.
"Woman just what in the hell are you doing?" He demanded.
"Well I *am* your girlfriend aren't I?" She asked and looked at him with the same, kind of scared, look from earlier that day.
"Yes if you want to be." He said after hesitation.
"Good cause I do. Now I challenge you to a game on your Nintendo!" She said and ran out of his room with him at her heels.
*** 5 hours later… ***
"HA! I BEAT YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME!" Bulma laughed maniacally.
"Okay woman calm down. Lets head for bed. It's getting early." He said.
"Wait I hear shuffling in your sisters room. Can we go peek on them?" Bulma asked giggling as Vegeta grinned.
"Alright I owe her one anyway. Last time she peeked on me I had like two girls over." He said with a grin.
"That's nice." Bulma said and rolled her eyes as they climbed into his closet smelling strongly of weed and closed the door behind them. They opened the door to Areca's room into a slit and she sat in his lap and they peaked as Areca pushed Bryce on the bed. He fell with a seductive growl. Bulma covered her mouth. "Bryce!" She whispered to Vegeta and they laughed to themselves and watched as they proceeded in fucking each other's brains out.
Bulma began getting bored of this and Vegeta was already half asleep so she shut the door so quietly you couldn't hear anything. She turned around in Vegeta's lap and shred his shirt. He woke up in a jolt as her warm tongue made contact with his nipple. She pulled away holding her mouth in shock. He had his nipples pierced? She walked out of the closet, Vegeta following her. Earlier that day she couldn't feel his nipples cause they were going so fast and she had her eyes closed.
"Your nipples are pierced!" She giggled and looked at them.
"Didn't you see them earlier?" He asked.
"No I had… my eyes closed." She said with a blush. He grinned.
"Too much for you, huh?" He asked.
"Okay so I wasn't used to your pace but … okay you're right! But mister… I can handle you now!" She said with a grin.
"Oh yeah?" He asked with a sexy grin.
"Oh yeah." She said and sat on a bed waiting for Vegeta to follow her. He sat next to her and she straddled his waist. She kisses him on the lips. He grins, devilishly almost. She tears off the remainder of his clothes. She sucks on his rock hard abs as if she was blood thirsty. She chews lightly on his nipple making him hiss in bewilderment as they perk up as she brushed her tongue over it. She then pinches his nipple. He looked at her in amazement.
"When did you learn this woman? You act like a god damn professional." He murmured and kissed her.
"Anything for you, Vegeta. Anything for you." She said as he kissed lower to her nether regions and sucked on her heavily.