*Looks at what she just wrote* My sanity just took a short vacation, and I
wrote this. I guess my insanity thinks it's fun. Meaning that there will be
more! Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Harry Potter and The Day Everyone Was In the Great Hall
By: The Aussie Slytherin
Chapter One - In Which Hermione Has a Staring Problem and Ron Wants To Get Fat
Everyone was, as always in truly annoying stories, in the Great Hall so that everyone could see the weird arsed stuff that was going to happen.
Hermione was staring at McGonagall. She did a lot of staring these days. No one knew why. She just stared. Usually at different people. AND IT WAS SERIOUSLY GETTING ON HARRY'S NERVES!!!
"HERMIONE!!!" he yelled suddenly.
"Yes?" she replied, turning slightly to stare at Snape.
"STOP STARING AT PEOPLE!!!" Harry yelled. His yell carried extra force due to the fact that Draco and Seamus and Dean and Neville and Snape and Sirius and Remus all yelled at the same time.
Hermione frowned and stared at them.
Harry, Remus, Draco and Sirius started to scream and cry and swear. Hysterically of course.
Dean and Seamus started to bash Neville with cushions. Seeing what they were doing, Snape joined in.
Ron looked up from stuffing his face with fatty foods in the hope of making himself not be in Harry's shadow all the time (the logic behind this is that if he keeps eating fatty food he will get fat and not fit in Harry's shadow. This being Ron's reasoning, isn't very smart) and looked at Hermione. She stared at him.
"Hermione, why were you staring at Lockhart's butt?" Ron asked through a mouthful of fatty food. Remember, he's trying to get fat.
Hermione turned and stared at Ron some more. "I wasn't. I was staring at Peter Pettigrew. He's fatter than you."
Peter Pettigrew walked over and pointed out to Fudge (remember this, EVERYONE is in the Great hall) "See that geek with red hair that's trying to get fat?"
Fudge nodded and made some fudge-like noises.
"Well, I used to sleep in his bed."
Everyone, of course, heard Wormtail's comment, because it was a big point in the story and they had to.
Sirius stopped doing the hysterical stuff with Draco, Remus and Harry (all who still were - only Sirius stopped) and pointed at Ron. "He slept with a rat!!!"
Everyone backed away from Ron at that comment, as though he had rabies (which he probably did from sharing his bed with flea-bag-Pettigrew).
Ron didn't notice, but continued to pig out and try to get fat. Unfortunately for him, he had a HUGE stomach and REALLY fast metabolism and therefore was having a lot of trouble getting fat.
Suddenly Pettigrew/Wormtail/Scabbers/slimy little traitor/fat rat/Petey(that one was from Voldie) jumped up on the table and began to sing.
We still don't know what it was that he was singing, because Ron, who was still eating in the hope that he could get fat and out of Harry's shadow, accidentally flicked a knife up and hit poor Petey RIGHT IN THE HEART, thus killing him.
Voldie began to cry, so Lucius (the hot evil bastard from Slytherin who was a Death Eater and Voldie's right hand man) conjured up the Dark Lord's fluffy pink koala that he calls Guppy to make him feel better.
Everyone else, on the other hand, were celebrating the death of Peter Pettigrew the traitor worm who got hit RIGHT IN THE HEART by Ron's knife.
Ron then took his knife and cut up some really fatty food to eat. He then ate it, Wormtail blood and all. "Yummy," Ron said with a grin.
Snape threw up all over Wormtail's body in horror. I mean, EW, who'd eat RAT BLOOD?
Hermione stared at Pettigrew's DISGUSTING ROTTEN MAGGOT FILLED VOMIT COVERED CORPSE in amazement. She then turned to stare YET AGAIN at Ron. "Ron, you killed Wormtail! You're my hero!"
Hermione and Ron ran off and lived happily ever after, Hermione staring 24/7 at Ron, and Ron never noticing because he was STILL trying to get fat.
But don't forget everyone else! They're still in the Great Hall!
What next? Will Hermione stare a hole though Ron's head? Will Ron get lessons from Dudley on how to get REALLY FAT and TOO BIG FOR HARRY'S SHADOW? Will Pettigrew's corpse continue to stink up the Great Hall? Will Dumbledore ever get a part? Will Neville get the stuffing beaten out of him, or just the cushions?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME MY MIND AND SANITY TAKE A BREAK AND LEAVE MY COMPUTER ALONE WITH MY INSANITY AND MINDLESS BODY!!!!!!!! In other words, probably tomorrow.
Please review! Or I'll send Hermione to stare at you and Seamus, Dean and Snape to beat the whatever out of you with leaky-stuffing cushions!!!!
Harry Potter and The Day Everyone Was In the Great Hall
By: The Aussie Slytherin
Chapter One - In Which Hermione Has a Staring Problem and Ron Wants To Get Fat
Everyone was, as always in truly annoying stories, in the Great Hall so that everyone could see the weird arsed stuff that was going to happen.
Hermione was staring at McGonagall. She did a lot of staring these days. No one knew why. She just stared. Usually at different people. AND IT WAS SERIOUSLY GETTING ON HARRY'S NERVES!!!
"HERMIONE!!!" he yelled suddenly.
"Yes?" she replied, turning slightly to stare at Snape.
"STOP STARING AT PEOPLE!!!" Harry yelled. His yell carried extra force due to the fact that Draco and Seamus and Dean and Neville and Snape and Sirius and Remus all yelled at the same time.
Hermione frowned and stared at them.
Harry, Remus, Draco and Sirius started to scream and cry and swear. Hysterically of course.
Dean and Seamus started to bash Neville with cushions. Seeing what they were doing, Snape joined in.
Ron looked up from stuffing his face with fatty foods in the hope of making himself not be in Harry's shadow all the time (the logic behind this is that if he keeps eating fatty food he will get fat and not fit in Harry's shadow. This being Ron's reasoning, isn't very smart) and looked at Hermione. She stared at him.
"Hermione, why were you staring at Lockhart's butt?" Ron asked through a mouthful of fatty food. Remember, he's trying to get fat.
Hermione turned and stared at Ron some more. "I wasn't. I was staring at Peter Pettigrew. He's fatter than you."
Peter Pettigrew walked over and pointed out to Fudge (remember this, EVERYONE is in the Great hall) "See that geek with red hair that's trying to get fat?"
Fudge nodded and made some fudge-like noises.
"Well, I used to sleep in his bed."
Everyone, of course, heard Wormtail's comment, because it was a big point in the story and they had to.
Sirius stopped doing the hysterical stuff with Draco, Remus and Harry (all who still were - only Sirius stopped) and pointed at Ron. "He slept with a rat!!!"
Everyone backed away from Ron at that comment, as though he had rabies (which he probably did from sharing his bed with flea-bag-Pettigrew).
Ron didn't notice, but continued to pig out and try to get fat. Unfortunately for him, he had a HUGE stomach and REALLY fast metabolism and therefore was having a lot of trouble getting fat.
Suddenly Pettigrew/Wormtail/Scabbers/slimy little traitor/fat rat/Petey(that one was from Voldie) jumped up on the table and began to sing.
We still don't know what it was that he was singing, because Ron, who was still eating in the hope that he could get fat and out of Harry's shadow, accidentally flicked a knife up and hit poor Petey RIGHT IN THE HEART, thus killing him.
Voldie began to cry, so Lucius (the hot evil bastard from Slytherin who was a Death Eater and Voldie's right hand man) conjured up the Dark Lord's fluffy pink koala that he calls Guppy to make him feel better.
Everyone else, on the other hand, were celebrating the death of Peter Pettigrew the traitor worm who got hit RIGHT IN THE HEART by Ron's knife.
Ron then took his knife and cut up some really fatty food to eat. He then ate it, Wormtail blood and all. "Yummy," Ron said with a grin.
Snape threw up all over Wormtail's body in horror. I mean, EW, who'd eat RAT BLOOD?
Hermione stared at Pettigrew's DISGUSTING ROTTEN MAGGOT FILLED VOMIT COVERED CORPSE in amazement. She then turned to stare YET AGAIN at Ron. "Ron, you killed Wormtail! You're my hero!"
Hermione and Ron ran off and lived happily ever after, Hermione staring 24/7 at Ron, and Ron never noticing because he was STILL trying to get fat.
But don't forget everyone else! They're still in the Great Hall!
What next? Will Hermione stare a hole though Ron's head? Will Ron get lessons from Dudley on how to get REALLY FAT and TOO BIG FOR HARRY'S SHADOW? Will Pettigrew's corpse continue to stink up the Great Hall? Will Dumbledore ever get a part? Will Neville get the stuffing beaten out of him, or just the cushions?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME MY MIND AND SANITY TAKE A BREAK AND LEAVE MY COMPUTER ALONE WITH MY INSANITY AND MINDLESS BODY!!!!!!!! In other words, probably tomorrow.
Please review! Or I'll send Hermione to stare at you and Seamus, Dean and Snape to beat the whatever out of you with leaky-stuffing cushions!!!!