Hey, I got a reason this time! It's twenty to two on the first of January
2003. My mind went whoop whoop.
AppleJuiceMaster ~ Yes, the insanity will rule the world! And er, what spoon? I'm allergic to spoons...*looks around nervously*
BraveSpiritGryffindor ~ Hilarious? I hoped so. Yes more people neeed to read it and REVIEW!!! *Looks pointedly at everyone*
WARNING: Do not read if you are particularly sensitive to RANDOM WORDS being CAPITALIZED for MAXIMUM EFFECT. If you haven't fainted yet then you SHOULD be OKAY to keep READING.
Harry Potter and The Day Everyone Was In the Great Hall
By: The Aussie Slytherin
Chapter Two: In Which There are Lots of Words in Capitals, Screaming, and DEAD PEOPLE
Everyone was in the Great Hall, and a lot of them were staring in shock at Wormtail's FILTHY DISGUSTING SMELLY DECAYING CORPSE. Because it was gross.
"How GROSS is that?????????" Lee Jordan demanded in disgust. He was disgusted with Wormtail's ROTTEN MOULDY BODY mainly because it was on the Gryffindor's HOUSE TABLE where they are supposed to eat THEIR FOOD.
"We're all gonna starve!" Crabbe yelled in anguish, scuttling sideways.
Draco kicked him in the shell - I mean head. "Shut up Crabbe, it's not a problem for us because WE are in SLYTHERIN and don't EAT at that TABLE!!!"
"SLYTHERIN ROCKS!!!" yelled the majority of Slytherin students past and present.
Lucius Malfoy and Voldemort grabbed BIG GREEN and SILVER banners with SNAKES on them, showing their support for SLYTHERIN, the house they were in when they went to school. See, they GRADUATED a LONG time ago when BASIL the BASILISK still roamed the school and MOANING MYRTLE was a completely unknown whining BRAT.
Goyle sat at Slytherin table eating, because he is too stupid to do anything else. Millicent Bulstrode was pigging out beside him, because she is too stupid as well.
McGonagall was standing still, looking as though she wanted to TELL SOMEONE OFF because she is an old LADY who LIKES TO TELL PEOPLE OFF!
Suddenly, something happened.
But, due airtime becoming limited and me running out of money, WE HAVE TO STOP HERE NOW!
*Someone really odd, a guy no one recognized unless they had been around A THOUSAND YEARS AGO came in. yes, SALAZAR SLYTHERIN!*
"Hey! We don't have to stop! We can party on all night!!!!"
"Heck yeah SAL!" Oliver Wood screamed.
"OLIVER!" Harry yelled. "HE'S SLYTHERIN! YOU'RE A GRYFFINDOR!"
"Oh yeah," Wood muttered with a FROWN. He bashed SALAZAR over the head WITH HARRY'S FIREBOLT given to him by SIRIUS BLACK his escaped CONVICT of a GODFATHER.
SALAZAR left quickly, allowing the THING to happen.
The doors to the GREAT HALL flew open to reveal a dead person suddenly alive who hadn't been in the GREAT HALL yet that day.
Yes, it was JAMES POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Several people suddenly screamed, seeing as though JAMES is a DEAD GUY and the SLYTHERINS ran away because he USED to be a GRYFFINDOR!
"Yes, it is I!" James proclaimed. He promptly fell off his HIPPOGRIFF WANNABE SHETLAND PONY and leapt up, rushing over to use flea powder on PADFOOT.
"JAMES!" Padfoot yelled. "The FLEA POWDER would have worked better on A DOG!"
"You mean like Remus?" some smart ass little bitch of a Ravenclaw asked. Yes, it was.....CHO CHANG!!!
"OH MY GOD!" Sirius screamed in anger. He was angry with CHO. "YOU DARE to call REMUS a DOG!!!"
"SHE WHAT???" a random Slytherin girl who bears an UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE to the AUTHOR due to her AUSTRALIAN accent shrieked. "NO ONE CALLS MY REMY A DOG!!! He's a wolf god dammit!"
Remus looked confused. "Do I know you?" he asked in confusion. Then he ignored her and turned to the Gryffindor TABLE. "Hey!!!"
"WHAT???" Everyone else YELLED after Remus YELLED the word "HEY!!!" at them all for no apparent reason. They wanted to know why, which is why they said "WHAT???"
"Someone left a DIRTY ROTTEN STINKING DECAYING FILTH-FILLED DEAD BODY on the GRYFFINDOR table!!! Who was it???" Remus demanded demandingly.
"RONALD WEASLEY!!!" Yelled his mother. Ron's mother, not Remus's. Molly Weasley. She liked Harry better than Ron.
Remus screamed in frustration. "I HATE DEAD BODIES!!!" he screamed frustratedly.
"ME TOO!!!!!!!" James screamed. "And seeing as though I've been one, my hatred is justified. Remus, you CAN'T hate dead bodies until you've BEEN one!!!"
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
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Oh no! Who will win the debate??? Will Cho be murdered??? Will SALAZAR come back??? Will Remus kill Ron??? WILL DUMBLEDORE EVER SPEAK AGAIN???????????????????
AppleJuiceMaster ~ Yes, the insanity will rule the world! And er, what spoon? I'm allergic to spoons...*looks around nervously*
BraveSpiritGryffindor ~ Hilarious? I hoped so. Yes more people neeed to read it and REVIEW!!! *Looks pointedly at everyone*
WARNING: Do not read if you are particularly sensitive to RANDOM WORDS being CAPITALIZED for MAXIMUM EFFECT. If you haven't fainted yet then you SHOULD be OKAY to keep READING.
Harry Potter and The Day Everyone Was In the Great Hall
By: The Aussie Slytherin
Chapter Two: In Which There are Lots of Words in Capitals, Screaming, and DEAD PEOPLE
Everyone was in the Great Hall, and a lot of them were staring in shock at Wormtail's FILTHY DISGUSTING SMELLY DECAYING CORPSE. Because it was gross.
"How GROSS is that?????????" Lee Jordan demanded in disgust. He was disgusted with Wormtail's ROTTEN MOULDY BODY mainly because it was on the Gryffindor's HOUSE TABLE where they are supposed to eat THEIR FOOD.
"We're all gonna starve!" Crabbe yelled in anguish, scuttling sideways.
Draco kicked him in the shell - I mean head. "Shut up Crabbe, it's not a problem for us because WE are in SLYTHERIN and don't EAT at that TABLE!!!"
"SLYTHERIN ROCKS!!!" yelled the majority of Slytherin students past and present.
Lucius Malfoy and Voldemort grabbed BIG GREEN and SILVER banners with SNAKES on them, showing their support for SLYTHERIN, the house they were in when they went to school. See, they GRADUATED a LONG time ago when BASIL the BASILISK still roamed the school and MOANING MYRTLE was a completely unknown whining BRAT.
Goyle sat at Slytherin table eating, because he is too stupid to do anything else. Millicent Bulstrode was pigging out beside him, because she is too stupid as well.
McGonagall was standing still, looking as though she wanted to TELL SOMEONE OFF because she is an old LADY who LIKES TO TELL PEOPLE OFF!
Suddenly, something happened.
But, due airtime becoming limited and me running out of money, WE HAVE TO STOP HERE NOW!
*Someone really odd, a guy no one recognized unless they had been around A THOUSAND YEARS AGO came in. yes, SALAZAR SLYTHERIN!*
"Hey! We don't have to stop! We can party on all night!!!!"
"Heck yeah SAL!" Oliver Wood screamed.
"OLIVER!" Harry yelled. "HE'S SLYTHERIN! YOU'RE A GRYFFINDOR!"
"Oh yeah," Wood muttered with a FROWN. He bashed SALAZAR over the head WITH HARRY'S FIREBOLT given to him by SIRIUS BLACK his escaped CONVICT of a GODFATHER.
SALAZAR left quickly, allowing the THING to happen.
The doors to the GREAT HALL flew open to reveal a dead person suddenly alive who hadn't been in the GREAT HALL yet that day.
Yes, it was JAMES POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Several people suddenly screamed, seeing as though JAMES is a DEAD GUY and the SLYTHERINS ran away because he USED to be a GRYFFINDOR!
"Yes, it is I!" James proclaimed. He promptly fell off his HIPPOGRIFF WANNABE SHETLAND PONY and leapt up, rushing over to use flea powder on PADFOOT.
"JAMES!" Padfoot yelled. "The FLEA POWDER would have worked better on A DOG!"
"You mean like Remus?" some smart ass little bitch of a Ravenclaw asked. Yes, it was.....CHO CHANG!!!
"OH MY GOD!" Sirius screamed in anger. He was angry with CHO. "YOU DARE to call REMUS a DOG!!!"
"SHE WHAT???" a random Slytherin girl who bears an UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE to the AUTHOR due to her AUSTRALIAN accent shrieked. "NO ONE CALLS MY REMY A DOG!!! He's a wolf god dammit!"
Remus looked confused. "Do I know you?" he asked in confusion. Then he ignored her and turned to the Gryffindor TABLE. "Hey!!!"
"WHAT???" Everyone else YELLED after Remus YELLED the word "HEY!!!" at them all for no apparent reason. They wanted to know why, which is why they said "WHAT???"
"Someone left a DIRTY ROTTEN STINKING DECAYING FILTH-FILLED DEAD BODY on the GRYFFINDOR table!!! Who was it???" Remus demanded demandingly.
"RONALD WEASLEY!!!" Yelled his mother. Ron's mother, not Remus's. Molly Weasley. She liked Harry better than Ron.
Remus screamed in frustration. "I HATE DEAD BODIES!!!" he screamed frustratedly.
"ME TOO!!!!!!!" James screamed. "And seeing as though I've been one, my hatred is justified. Remus, you CAN'T hate dead bodies until you've BEEN one!!!"
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
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Oh no! Who will win the debate??? Will Cho be murdered??? Will SALAZAR come back??? Will Remus kill Ron??? WILL DUMBLEDORE EVER SPEAK AGAIN???????????????????