I think I ran out of reasons for this. Okay, I'll admit! I'm writing this
because I am insane! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Tasty_Lemon ~ Hmmmm, the insanity will rule the world!
AppleJuiceMaster ~ I hope there are no clowns too. I've had bad clown experiences. *gasps* I hurried! Not pirate Snape.....please!
BraveSpiritGryffindor ~ I'll see what I can do about DUMBLEDORE dancing. And I'm GLAD you LIKE the CAPITALIZED WORDS!
WormmonABC ~ Funny, you say? Good.
Wolfy (the former) Lupin ~ Yes, Ron MUST be FAT!
Wolfy (the former) Lupin ~ wasn't I just talking to you? *looks up* yep. I'll keep going as long as I'm insane. It'll never end.....
(anonymous reviewer) ~ You are insane. Riiight.
Harry Potter and The Day Everyone Was In the Great Hall
By: The Aussie Slytherin
Chapter Three: In Which Remus and James Continue Their Argument, Dumbledore FINALLY SPEAKS, and Voldie holds a CAKE STALL
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back, sounding DEFEATED.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued, sounding TRIUMPHANT.
"Oh all RIGHT you WIN!!!" James shrieked. "I can't TAKE it ANY more!!!"
Remus SMILED serenely. He was HAPPY now that HE had WON. "Good. SEE James, I WAS RIGHT and YOU WERE WRONG!!! It does HAPPEN!!!!!!"
James squealed. Like a GIRL. Because JAMES does NOT LIKE to BE wrong. It just ain't on, man.
Suddenly, there was A TERRIBLY FRIGHTENING NOISE. Neville, Crabbe and FLITWICK all PISSED THEMSELVES because of it. They were SCARED, which is WHY they PISSED THEMSELVES.
The noise was...............DUMBLEDORE CLEARING HIS throat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Oh my GOD!!!!!!" Harry, Draco and Dean screamed. "IS HE going to, like, SPEAK!!!" they were so shocked they reverted to, like, speaking, like, like this. With all the, like, repetitions of, like, the word 'like'.
Dumbledore cleared his throat again. AND again. And AGAIN. And he continued to do so until HANNAH ABBOT ripped out HIS BEARD.
"Ow," the HEADMASTER stated with a TWINKLING of the EYES. "That hurt."
All the HUFFLEPUFFS cheered at HANNAH'S moment of fame. We shall now all FORGET she was ever BORN.
Harry began to LAUGH MADLY, mainly BECAUSE he was GOING MAD. DRACO joined IN.
"WHAT'S so DAMN funny?????????" demanded several very demanding people.
HARRY and DRACO kept LAUGHING madly. Because they were mad, you see.
"WHAT'S so DAMN funny?????????" yelled all those DEMANDING people again. Also YELLING was Dumbledore, who's EYES were TWINKLING.
"It's DUMBLEDORE'S EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed HARRY AND DRACO in amazed SHOCK AND HORROR.
Suddenly, Dumbledore TURNED and SAW the COATED-IN-FLEAS/VOMIT/AND-VARIOUS- OTHER-REALLY-GROSS-THINGS DIRT-COATED SNOT PACKED MOTH EATEN WORM RIDDEN MOULD COVERED BLOODY CORPSE of WORMTAIL.
Dumbledore's EYES TWINKLED. "Ah," he SAID, EYES TWINKLING. "The CORPSE of PETER PETTIGREW. Would it like a LEMON DROP???" he asked with a twinkle of the EYES.
"NO!!!!!" screamed BUCKBEAK and CROOKSHANKS. "IT'S a DEAD CORPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT doesn't EAT anything, especially not LEMON DROPS!!!"
"HEY!" Buckbeak yelled. "WHY can I speak ENGLISH??????"
"Ew!" Crookshanks added. "I'm talking in HUMAN SPEAK!!!"
There was sudden evil laughter and everyone looked around to find out WHERE THE HELL VOLDIE WAS LAUGHING FROM.
The BIG SCARY DARK LORD WITH FUZZY YELLOW SLIPPERS was sitting on the SLYTHERIN table with NAGINI and they were having a 'Make MONEY for SLYTHERIN cake stall.
They were SELLING CAKES. To MAKE MONEY for SLYTHERIN to buy COOL STUFF like FAST BROOMS and FLUFFY YELLOW SLIPPERS like VOLDIE has.
"But that means VOLDIE didn't laugh!" Dumbledore said Dumbly. Now he had spoken a FEW TIMES he had decided to make a HABIT of it. AND NOW he keeps TALKING!!!
"So WHO DID???" the majority of people there asked in question.
"IT WAS I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Oh my! Who is the mysterious person who laughed evilly and is probably the same person who made all the animals talk HUMAN SPEAK??? Find out NEXT TIME, when EVERYONE except RON and HERMIONE are in the GREAT HALL!!!
Review, or VOLDIE will BAKE CAKES at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~TAS
Tasty_Lemon ~ Hmmmm, the insanity will rule the world!
AppleJuiceMaster ~ I hope there are no clowns too. I've had bad clown experiences. *gasps* I hurried! Not pirate Snape.....please!
BraveSpiritGryffindor ~ I'll see what I can do about DUMBLEDORE dancing. And I'm GLAD you LIKE the CAPITALIZED WORDS!
WormmonABC ~ Funny, you say? Good.
Wolfy (the former) Lupin ~ Yes, Ron MUST be FAT!
Wolfy (the former) Lupin ~ wasn't I just talking to you? *looks up* yep. I'll keep going as long as I'm insane. It'll never end.....
(anonymous reviewer) ~ You are insane. Riiight.
Harry Potter and The Day Everyone Was In the Great Hall
By: The Aussie Slytherin
Chapter Three: In Which Remus and James Continue Their Argument, Dumbledore FINALLY SPEAKS, and Voldie holds a CAKE STALL
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued.
"CAN NOT!" James argued back, sounding DEFEATED.
"CAN TOO!" Remus argued, sounding TRIUMPHANT.
"Oh all RIGHT you WIN!!!" James shrieked. "I can't TAKE it ANY more!!!"
Remus SMILED serenely. He was HAPPY now that HE had WON. "Good. SEE James, I WAS RIGHT and YOU WERE WRONG!!! It does HAPPEN!!!!!!"
James squealed. Like a GIRL. Because JAMES does NOT LIKE to BE wrong. It just ain't on, man.
Suddenly, there was A TERRIBLY FRIGHTENING NOISE. Neville, Crabbe and FLITWICK all PISSED THEMSELVES because of it. They were SCARED, which is WHY they PISSED THEMSELVES.
The noise was...............DUMBLEDORE CLEARING HIS throat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Oh my GOD!!!!!!" Harry, Draco and Dean screamed. "IS HE going to, like, SPEAK!!!" they were so shocked they reverted to, like, speaking, like, like this. With all the, like, repetitions of, like, the word 'like'.
Dumbledore cleared his throat again. AND again. And AGAIN. And he continued to do so until HANNAH ABBOT ripped out HIS BEARD.
"Ow," the HEADMASTER stated with a TWINKLING of the EYES. "That hurt."
All the HUFFLEPUFFS cheered at HANNAH'S moment of fame. We shall now all FORGET she was ever BORN.
Harry began to LAUGH MADLY, mainly BECAUSE he was GOING MAD. DRACO joined IN.
"WHAT'S so DAMN funny?????????" demanded several very demanding people.
HARRY and DRACO kept LAUGHING madly. Because they were mad, you see.
"WHAT'S so DAMN funny?????????" yelled all those DEMANDING people again. Also YELLING was Dumbledore, who's EYES were TWINKLING.
"It's DUMBLEDORE'S EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed HARRY AND DRACO in amazed SHOCK AND HORROR.
Suddenly, Dumbledore TURNED and SAW the COATED-IN-FLEAS/VOMIT/AND-VARIOUS- OTHER-REALLY-GROSS-THINGS DIRT-COATED SNOT PACKED MOTH EATEN WORM RIDDEN MOULD COVERED BLOODY CORPSE of WORMTAIL.
Dumbledore's EYES TWINKLED. "Ah," he SAID, EYES TWINKLING. "The CORPSE of PETER PETTIGREW. Would it like a LEMON DROP???" he asked with a twinkle of the EYES.
"NO!!!!!" screamed BUCKBEAK and CROOKSHANKS. "IT'S a DEAD CORPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT doesn't EAT anything, especially not LEMON DROPS!!!"
"HEY!" Buckbeak yelled. "WHY can I speak ENGLISH??????"
"Ew!" Crookshanks added. "I'm talking in HUMAN SPEAK!!!"
There was sudden evil laughter and everyone looked around to find out WHERE THE HELL VOLDIE WAS LAUGHING FROM.
The BIG SCARY DARK LORD WITH FUZZY YELLOW SLIPPERS was sitting on the SLYTHERIN table with NAGINI and they were having a 'Make MONEY for SLYTHERIN cake stall.
They were SELLING CAKES. To MAKE MONEY for SLYTHERIN to buy COOL STUFF like FAST BROOMS and FLUFFY YELLOW SLIPPERS like VOLDIE has.
"But that means VOLDIE didn't laugh!" Dumbledore said Dumbly. Now he had spoken a FEW TIMES he had decided to make a HABIT of it. AND NOW he keeps TALKING!!!
"So WHO DID???" the majority of people there asked in question.
"IT WAS I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Oh my! Who is the mysterious person who laughed evilly and is probably the same person who made all the animals talk HUMAN SPEAK??? Find out NEXT TIME, when EVERYONE except RON and HERMIONE are in the GREAT HALL!!!
Review, or VOLDIE will BAKE CAKES at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~TAS