A/n: Since it seems people really want this thing to be done,I shall happily entertain you all. *smirk* On with the show.
L.M: *standing out on the stage,having a staring contest with a good half of the audience.....Audience Member 1 & 2 are still growling at each other* ...Raoul is the most intelligent person in the world.
Audience: *roars with laughter...and promptly loses staring contest*
L.M: ok...so while we're waiting....anyone wanna do a sing along?
Audience Member 1: NO.
L.M: *narrows eyes* ....you're on The List now.
Audience Member 1: *shrugs and goes back to growling at 2*
Audience Member 2: *growls right back*
L.M: well....erm...*looks off stage* Any luck on finding our wayward friends yet?
Erik: *from off stage* not yet...we found Andre and Firmin's jackets...
Christine: *whispers,but that echo comes into factor again* and their pants.
L.M: *snickers and tries to shush the audience before they get out of hand* Try one of the dressing rooms.......or a bathroom...I'm positive you'll find'em.
Raoul: *has somehow managed to get up to the balcony* OOOOOOOoooo look at all the pretty masked people....
Audience Member 3: *turns and squeals* OOOO! He's gonna jump,he he!
L.M: we could only be so lucky,tifa girl,turn around.
Audience Member 3: *turns back around then looks around a bit* ....why am I here again?
L.M: we had someone kidnap you.
A.M 3 (all audience members will be A.M from now on,their numbers tell them apart.): Oh..ok.
L.M: ...ok...any year now....*blinks at 3 more people attempting to get in* Scythe...let'em in...
Scythe: *sighs,then remembers the threat from earlier and half runs over to let them in*
People: *two rush the stage,one stands back and looks somewhere between thoughtful,confused,and a bit unhappy about this whole bit.*
L.M: Eek! *tries to run away* HELP!!!
Person 1: *glomps on to her leg* Big SIS!!! Lu LU!!!
L.M: *whimpers*...DAAAAAANNNNIIIEEEELLLLL!!!
Daniel: *is over in a corner,flirting with a girl* well yeah,you know how it is,teachers just never give you enough time for anything...
L.M: DANIEL GET OVER HERE BEFORE I SMACK YOU!
Daniel: *looks up,looks back at the girl,sighs,and plods over to help*
Scythe: *is already dragging the other person away*
Person 2: She's my GIRLFRIEND! Let me GO already!
Scythe: Nope. Not until L.M says so.
Person 3: *meanders over to the middle of the crowd,finds a seat,and plops down silently and just watches*
L.M: *STARES at 2*...how...? *looks over at one of the Phans* you weren't kidding when you said you guys came from everywhere! *bounces off the stage and jumps onto Person 2*YAY!
Person 1: *pouts*
Person 3: *sits there,indifferently,kind of looking like Squall.*
L.M: *realizes who 3 is*....ut oh....
Person 2: *happens to realize it at the same time* What's HE doing here?
L.M: *narrows eyes at 2* leave'im alone. *thinks,suddenly gives 2 an evil grin* Go sit next to squally boy.
Person 2: *narrows eyes back*
L.M: *crosses arms over chest* No Tali for a month.
Person 2: *sighs and walks off...but sits about 12 seats down from squally boy*
L.M: ...well at least they aren't killing each other.*glances at Daniel*...yet.*heads off stage to check things out*
Person 1: *sits himself in a front seat,pouting a bit*I wanted her to sign Luna's picture...
AM 1: Oh get over it...ACK!
AM 2: *shoves him over a chair with a grin then hugs Person 1* It's okay hun,ask her after the show.
P (p-person.) 1: *smiles slightly* alright.
*scene change,backstage area*
L.M: *walks around,looking into dressing rooms curiously,and behind a few sets* herrrreee managers managers managers managers...
Nadir: *runs into L.M* Excuse me,you haven't seen....*recognizing her* Oh.
L.M: Haven't seen who? and Oh indeed.
Nadir: *blinks,wondering what he did this time and if a chandelier is going to hit him anytime soon (A/n: he's about the only character I've ever seen NOT get hit.): Erik. He's disappeared as well.
L.M: *twitches* Erik's...missing?!
Nadir: That's what I just said..
L.M: *runs over and rips the fire alarm down,grabs a megaphone,runs out on stage and screams* ERIK'S MISSING!! EVERYONE GET THEIR BUTTS IN GEAR AND LOOK!!!! NOW!
Audience: *crickets,except for a few -really- psycho phans who instantly rush off to do L.M's bidding*
L.M: *faint blink* Good enough. ...Now how do we turn the fire alarm off...?
Erik: *walks out from the backstage curtain,hands over his ears* What IS that infernal screeching?!
L.M: *blinks*...uh oh.
Phans: *run back,dressed as a few different types of Erik's,look at each other then start a shoving match to almost beat AM 1 & 2's*
L.M: really....*shakes her head and looks down at Person 2* Hey...Lark,help me with somethin'?
Lark: *eyeing Person 3 darkly* What.
L.M: Go calm down the Erik imposters..either that,or get them up on stage and let me see if I can work something out...*smirks evilly in Erik's direction*
Erik: *whimpers* I need counseling...
Christine: You already got it in someone else's fic though..
Erik: It didn't help OKAY?! *twitches*
Lark: *is over with Scythe and Daniel,attempting to stop the Erik look-a-likes* Now look here..
L.M: *glances at the song list* Where are the managers..? They're up first....
Andre: *runs out,pantless but thankfully with boxers on,whimpering* Where did I put my pants...?
Firmin: *from off stage* Hee hee...I dunno...
Lefevre: *is dragged out by Nadir*
L.M: *grins* Good Nadir,you get a treat.
Raoul: Like a pinwheel?
L.M: *looks annoyedly at Raoul...who is STILL up in the balcony* Get your stupid little foppy butt down here or I'll send Gabe after you.
Audience: *shudders*
Raoul: Who's....Gabe....?
Gabe: *taps him on the back calmly*
Raoul: *turns around and flushes*
Gabe: *smiles sweetly* -I'm- Gabe. Planning on following her orders any time soon?
Raoul: Uh huh...*hunkers down*
Gabe: Then do so.
Raoul: *jumps off the balcony,thankfully he hits his head,so no damage,and scurries up to the stage*
Gabe: *sits in the balcony,happening to have it all to himself* Smart boy.
L.M: *grins*Thanks Gabe.*looks around* Ok..now..let's see....We still need Buquet,Debienne,Poligny and Moncharmin..
Moncharmin: *runs out,being chased by Buquet* We're here! AH! someone get'im away from me!!!
L.M: *watches with a little interest for a while then shakes her head* Didn't wanna haveta do this...Talon..could you?
Talon: *sighs and walks out from backstage* I was supposed to be tech only.
L.M: Yeah,I know. But kick Buquet in the ass and restart his brain?
Talon: Fine. *walks over,does as L.M says,Buquet freezes*
Buquet: *looks around*...where am I....who am I?
Erik: You're the idiot I hung because you kept telling the ballet girls how to avoid my Punjab.
Buquet: Oh yeah! Okay then.
L.M: *sweatdrops and looks around at everyone,who has finally assembled on stage* Alright. Since you're all FINALLY here,you're all singing. Maybe a few audience members too.
A.M 1: *suddenly looks slightly wary*
Person 3: *smiles a bit* I'd be happy to sing.
L.M: *looks back* sorry Maddiun,no eyes on me.
Maddiun: *frowns a bit and goes back to looking slightly brooding*
Person 1: *suddenly launches into Cowboy bebop's end song* Aishiteta to nageku ni wa amari ni mo toki wa sugi te shimatta mada kokoro no hokorobi o iyasenumama kaze ga fuiteru
L.M: *clamps her hands over her ears and screams* shut UP Dash!
Dash: *hunkers down*sorry....
L.M: *twitches some and looks back at the cast* NOW. No more delays. You have 10 minutes to learn the lines to the songs you will be assigned. Managers,you're up first. Your costumes are in dressing room 3.
Debienne: ...costumes?
L.M: *smirks* Costumes. Your lyrics and cds are also in there...*pause*..nevermind. I'll come with you and show you how to work a cd player...
Andre: *looks -very- confused as all 6 managers troop off after her and Talon takes his position back at the sound and lighting board*
Lark: *walks back and flops down beside Scythe then looks around* Where'd she go?
Scythe: Luna girly?
Lark: Yeah.
Scythe: *shrugs* she disappears a lot...
Lark: I see..*begins his glaring bit at Maddiun again*
Maddiun: *just kind of ignores it and stares off into space*
Daniel: *walks over and pokes him gently* Didn't know you were going to make it here too.
Maddiun: *blinks* Yes.
Daniel: Cool. Why is that guy glaring at you?
Maddiun: *looks up at him*
Daniel: ooohh...
Lark: *still glaring away at Maddiun*
AM 1: *looks around* I'm bored.
Dash: So am I,wanna rp?
AM 1: No.
Dash: ok. um..let's see. Hi Lythos,how are you today?
Lythos: *glares at him* I said I didn't want to Rp.
Dash: I know.
AM 2: *sighs* Dash,leave Lythos alone.
Dash: Ok Isis.
Scythe: Wish Iria was here right now...
AM 3: I'm here! FFSU!
Scythe: OKAY!
AM 3: YAY!
Scythe: So...about Glenn,Tifa...
Tifa: *nods*I'm listening..
*BackStage*
L.M: NO,it's not Young HEN. Young MEN!
Andre: What the hell is this jacket made out of...?
L.M: *sigh* People. Now just put it on.
Poligny: Do I have to wear the hat?
L.M: Yes.
Moncharmin: Me to-
L.M: *starting to lose her temper* Yes.dear.
Moncharmin: *gulps* okay.
*On Stage*
Erik: *looking up into the rafters*too flimsy to support any decent weight....
Nadir: Erik,what are you doing?
Erik: *jumps and turns*Nothing.
Nadir: *frowns,eyes him,then heads off*
Raoul: I wonder if kitties really DO land on their feet...
Ayesha: *gulps* mew...
L.M: *rushes out* 1 minute until the first song! Everyone clear the stage! *snickers darkly* Talon,get the music ready!
Talon: Can't believe you're using this bloody god awful shit...
L.M: It's supposed to be torture...
Lythos: but you're ALREADY on stage.
L.M,Erik,Lark,Scythe,Maddiun,Daniel,Isis,Dash,Gabe,and Tifa: *all glare at Lythos*
Lythos: just...kidding....
L.M: Hmph.*looks at her watch*okay..15 seconds! Lights down,Lark,be a dear and get the ones in the actual room for me?*smiles*
Lark: *smiles back*Sure. *lights go off*
*Stage is black,people can be heard tromping onto it as a mutter of 'I think these chaps are chaffing me..' is heard*
L.M: Now Talon!
*Music comes up..it sounds faintly familiar...but the crowd just can't place it until the managers are revealed in their costumes. A cowboy,a policeman,a construction worker,an indian,a biker,and a (someone correct me if I'm wrong) navy officer*
Lefevre as Policeman: Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said young man, 'cause you're in a new town. There's no need to be unhappy.
Moncharmin as Construction Worker: Young man, there's a place you can go. I said young man, when you're short on your dough. You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find. Many ways to have a good time. *cringes realizing what he just sung*
Audience: *roars with laughter*
Andre and Firmin as Cowboy and Indian,Andre lassos Firmin: It's fun to stay at the
L.M: *shoves Raoul out in a bright pink leotard,complete with tutu* DO IT!
All Managers: *singing* YMCA
Raoul: *spelling out the letters with his arms,looking rather upset* I don't like this....
Madame Giry: Meg,he has better form than you do..
Meg: Ha ha.
Poligny as Navy Officer: They have everything for young men to enjoy. You can hang out with all the boys. *pause* Oh dear lord...
Daniel,Scythe,Maddiun and Lark: *give involuntary shudders*
Debienne as Biker: Young man, are you listening to me. I said young man, what do you want to be.
Poligny: Yours
Debienne: WHAT?!
Poligny: She told me to say it!*points at L.M*
L.M: *snickers darkly* Go on,go on!
Debienne: *giving Poligny a wary look* I said young man, you can make real your dreams. But you've got to know that one thing.
Poligny: *chiming in happily* No man does it all by himself! I said young man, put your pride on the shelf! And just go there, to the YMCA. I'm sure they can help you today!
All Managers: *singing* YMCA
Raoul: *spelling again* I'm going to break a nail!
Andre: Young man, I was once in your shoes *reaches over and pats Raoul's shoulder comfortingly* I said, I was down and out with the blues. I felt no man cared if I was alive. I felt the whole world was so jive.
Firmin: *getting rather snuggly in that lasso* That's when someone came up to me. And said young man, take a walk up the street. There's a place there called the YMCA. They can start you back on your way.
All once more: It's fun to stay at the YMCA
Raoul: *looking annoyed* Do they have to say it so often?
L.M: Shut up Raoul.
Crowd: *having gotten into this* YMCA!
Raoul: AHH!*spells it as fast as he can*
Crowd: *getting an idea,they begin chanting it so fast they sound like hamsters on speed*
Raoul: *screams as he tries to keep up*SLOW *pant* DOWN!
Crowd: *continue*
Raoul: *faints*
Crowd: *cheers*
All managers: You can get yourself clean
Buquet: *comes along with a push broom and sweeps Raoul off the stage*
All managers: You can have a good meal
Firmin: *lusty wink at Andre* You can do whatever you feel.
Andre: *blushes*
L.M: *laughs as music stops and hurries them off stage,getting a round of applause* Okay,someone revive the fop,Christine,we'll need you and Erik for this next one too. Nadir,drag Lythos up here...you guys get back up.
Nadir: *eyeing her more warily than ever*...alright...
Lythos: BACKUP?! NOOOO!!
L.M: *cackles*
A/n: What horrific things do I have in store for them next time? What terrible deeds lie ahead? Update coming soon!
L.M: *standing out on the stage,having a staring contest with a good half of the audience.....Audience Member 1 & 2 are still growling at each other* ...Raoul is the most intelligent person in the world.
Audience: *roars with laughter...and promptly loses staring contest*
L.M: ok...so while we're waiting....anyone wanna do a sing along?
Audience Member 1: NO.
L.M: *narrows eyes* ....you're on The List now.
Audience Member 1: *shrugs and goes back to growling at 2*
Audience Member 2: *growls right back*
L.M: well....erm...*looks off stage* Any luck on finding our wayward friends yet?
Erik: *from off stage* not yet...we found Andre and Firmin's jackets...
Christine: *whispers,but that echo comes into factor again* and their pants.
L.M: *snickers and tries to shush the audience before they get out of hand* Try one of the dressing rooms.......or a bathroom...I'm positive you'll find'em.
Raoul: *has somehow managed to get up to the balcony* OOOOOOOoooo look at all the pretty masked people....
Audience Member 3: *turns and squeals* OOOO! He's gonna jump,he he!
L.M: we could only be so lucky,tifa girl,turn around.
Audience Member 3: *turns back around then looks around a bit* ....why am I here again?
L.M: we had someone kidnap you.
A.M 3 (all audience members will be A.M from now on,their numbers tell them apart.): Oh..ok.
L.M: ...ok...any year now....*blinks at 3 more people attempting to get in* Scythe...let'em in...
Scythe: *sighs,then remembers the threat from earlier and half runs over to let them in*
People: *two rush the stage,one stands back and looks somewhere between thoughtful,confused,and a bit unhappy about this whole bit.*
L.M: Eek! *tries to run away* HELP!!!
Person 1: *glomps on to her leg* Big SIS!!! Lu LU!!!
L.M: *whimpers*...DAAAAAANNNNIIIEEEELLLLL!!!
Daniel: *is over in a corner,flirting with a girl* well yeah,you know how it is,teachers just never give you enough time for anything...
L.M: DANIEL GET OVER HERE BEFORE I SMACK YOU!
Daniel: *looks up,looks back at the girl,sighs,and plods over to help*
Scythe: *is already dragging the other person away*
Person 2: She's my GIRLFRIEND! Let me GO already!
Scythe: Nope. Not until L.M says so.
Person 3: *meanders over to the middle of the crowd,finds a seat,and plops down silently and just watches*
L.M: *STARES at 2*...how...? *looks over at one of the Phans* you weren't kidding when you said you guys came from everywhere! *bounces off the stage and jumps onto Person 2*YAY!
Person 1: *pouts*
Person 3: *sits there,indifferently,kind of looking like Squall.*
L.M: *realizes who 3 is*....ut oh....
Person 2: *happens to realize it at the same time* What's HE doing here?
L.M: *narrows eyes at 2* leave'im alone. *thinks,suddenly gives 2 an evil grin* Go sit next to squally boy.
Person 2: *narrows eyes back*
L.M: *crosses arms over chest* No Tali for a month.
Person 2: *sighs and walks off...but sits about 12 seats down from squally boy*
L.M: ...well at least they aren't killing each other.*glances at Daniel*...yet.*heads off stage to check things out*
Person 1: *sits himself in a front seat,pouting a bit*I wanted her to sign Luna's picture...
AM 1: Oh get over it...ACK!
AM 2: *shoves him over a chair with a grin then hugs Person 1* It's okay hun,ask her after the show.
P (p-person.) 1: *smiles slightly* alright.
*scene change,backstage area*
L.M: *walks around,looking into dressing rooms curiously,and behind a few sets* herrrreee managers managers managers managers...
Nadir: *runs into L.M* Excuse me,you haven't seen....*recognizing her* Oh.
L.M: Haven't seen who? and Oh indeed.
Nadir: *blinks,wondering what he did this time and if a chandelier is going to hit him anytime soon (A/n: he's about the only character I've ever seen NOT get hit.): Erik. He's disappeared as well.
L.M: *twitches* Erik's...missing?!
Nadir: That's what I just said..
L.M: *runs over and rips the fire alarm down,grabs a megaphone,runs out on stage and screams* ERIK'S MISSING!! EVERYONE GET THEIR BUTTS IN GEAR AND LOOK!!!! NOW!
Audience: *crickets,except for a few -really- psycho phans who instantly rush off to do L.M's bidding*
L.M: *faint blink* Good enough. ...Now how do we turn the fire alarm off...?
Erik: *walks out from the backstage curtain,hands over his ears* What IS that infernal screeching?!
L.M: *blinks*...uh oh.
Phans: *run back,dressed as a few different types of Erik's,look at each other then start a shoving match to almost beat AM 1 & 2's*
L.M: really....*shakes her head and looks down at Person 2* Hey...Lark,help me with somethin'?
Lark: *eyeing Person 3 darkly* What.
L.M: Go calm down the Erik imposters..either that,or get them up on stage and let me see if I can work something out...*smirks evilly in Erik's direction*
Erik: *whimpers* I need counseling...
Christine: You already got it in someone else's fic though..
Erik: It didn't help OKAY?! *twitches*
Lark: *is over with Scythe and Daniel,attempting to stop the Erik look-a-likes* Now look here..
L.M: *glances at the song list* Where are the managers..? They're up first....
Andre: *runs out,pantless but thankfully with boxers on,whimpering* Where did I put my pants...?
Firmin: *from off stage* Hee hee...I dunno...
Lefevre: *is dragged out by Nadir*
L.M: *grins* Good Nadir,you get a treat.
Raoul: Like a pinwheel?
L.M: *looks annoyedly at Raoul...who is STILL up in the balcony* Get your stupid little foppy butt down here or I'll send Gabe after you.
Audience: *shudders*
Raoul: Who's....Gabe....?
Gabe: *taps him on the back calmly*
Raoul: *turns around and flushes*
Gabe: *smiles sweetly* -I'm- Gabe. Planning on following her orders any time soon?
Raoul: Uh huh...*hunkers down*
Gabe: Then do so.
Raoul: *jumps off the balcony,thankfully he hits his head,so no damage,and scurries up to the stage*
Gabe: *sits in the balcony,happening to have it all to himself* Smart boy.
L.M: *grins*Thanks Gabe.*looks around* Ok..now..let's see....We still need Buquet,Debienne,Poligny and Moncharmin..
Moncharmin: *runs out,being chased by Buquet* We're here! AH! someone get'im away from me!!!
L.M: *watches with a little interest for a while then shakes her head* Didn't wanna haveta do this...Talon..could you?
Talon: *sighs and walks out from backstage* I was supposed to be tech only.
L.M: Yeah,I know. But kick Buquet in the ass and restart his brain?
Talon: Fine. *walks over,does as L.M says,Buquet freezes*
Buquet: *looks around*...where am I....who am I?
Erik: You're the idiot I hung because you kept telling the ballet girls how to avoid my Punjab.
Buquet: Oh yeah! Okay then.
L.M: *sweatdrops and looks around at everyone,who has finally assembled on stage* Alright. Since you're all FINALLY here,you're all singing. Maybe a few audience members too.
A.M 1: *suddenly looks slightly wary*
Person 3: *smiles a bit* I'd be happy to sing.
L.M: *looks back* sorry Maddiun,no eyes on me.
Maddiun: *frowns a bit and goes back to looking slightly brooding*
Person 1: *suddenly launches into Cowboy bebop's end song* Aishiteta to nageku ni wa amari ni mo toki wa sugi te shimatta mada kokoro no hokorobi o iyasenumama kaze ga fuiteru
L.M: *clamps her hands over her ears and screams* shut UP Dash!
Dash: *hunkers down*sorry....
L.M: *twitches some and looks back at the cast* NOW. No more delays. You have 10 minutes to learn the lines to the songs you will be assigned. Managers,you're up first. Your costumes are in dressing room 3.
Debienne: ...costumes?
L.M: *smirks* Costumes. Your lyrics and cds are also in there...*pause*..nevermind. I'll come with you and show you how to work a cd player...
Andre: *looks -very- confused as all 6 managers troop off after her and Talon takes his position back at the sound and lighting board*
Lark: *walks back and flops down beside Scythe then looks around* Where'd she go?
Scythe: Luna girly?
Lark: Yeah.
Scythe: *shrugs* she disappears a lot...
Lark: I see..*begins his glaring bit at Maddiun again*
Maddiun: *just kind of ignores it and stares off into space*
Daniel: *walks over and pokes him gently* Didn't know you were going to make it here too.
Maddiun: *blinks* Yes.
Daniel: Cool. Why is that guy glaring at you?
Maddiun: *looks up at him*
Daniel: ooohh...
Lark: *still glaring away at Maddiun*
AM 1: *looks around* I'm bored.
Dash: So am I,wanna rp?
AM 1: No.
Dash: ok. um..let's see. Hi Lythos,how are you today?
Lythos: *glares at him* I said I didn't want to Rp.
Dash: I know.
AM 2: *sighs* Dash,leave Lythos alone.
Dash: Ok Isis.
Scythe: Wish Iria was here right now...
AM 3: I'm here! FFSU!
Scythe: OKAY!
AM 3: YAY!
Scythe: So...about Glenn,Tifa...
Tifa: *nods*I'm listening..
*BackStage*
L.M: NO,it's not Young HEN. Young MEN!
Andre: What the hell is this jacket made out of...?
L.M: *sigh* People. Now just put it on.
Poligny: Do I have to wear the hat?
L.M: Yes.
Moncharmin: Me to-
L.M: *starting to lose her temper* Yes.dear.
Moncharmin: *gulps* okay.
*On Stage*
Erik: *looking up into the rafters*too flimsy to support any decent weight....
Nadir: Erik,what are you doing?
Erik: *jumps and turns*Nothing.
Nadir: *frowns,eyes him,then heads off*
Raoul: I wonder if kitties really DO land on their feet...
Ayesha: *gulps* mew...
L.M: *rushes out* 1 minute until the first song! Everyone clear the stage! *snickers darkly* Talon,get the music ready!
Talon: Can't believe you're using this bloody god awful shit...
L.M: It's supposed to be torture...
Lythos: but you're ALREADY on stage.
L.M,Erik,Lark,Scythe,Maddiun,Daniel,Isis,Dash,Gabe,and Tifa: *all glare at Lythos*
Lythos: just...kidding....
L.M: Hmph.*looks at her watch*okay..15 seconds! Lights down,Lark,be a dear and get the ones in the actual room for me?*smiles*
Lark: *smiles back*Sure. *lights go off*
*Stage is black,people can be heard tromping onto it as a mutter of 'I think these chaps are chaffing me..' is heard*
L.M: Now Talon!
*Music comes up..it sounds faintly familiar...but the crowd just can't place it until the managers are revealed in their costumes. A cowboy,a policeman,a construction worker,an indian,a biker,and a (someone correct me if I'm wrong) navy officer*
Lefevre as Policeman: Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said young man, 'cause you're in a new town. There's no need to be unhappy.
Moncharmin as Construction Worker: Young man, there's a place you can go. I said young man, when you're short on your dough. You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find. Many ways to have a good time. *cringes realizing what he just sung*
Audience: *roars with laughter*
Andre and Firmin as Cowboy and Indian,Andre lassos Firmin: It's fun to stay at the
L.M: *shoves Raoul out in a bright pink leotard,complete with tutu* DO IT!
All Managers: *singing* YMCA
Raoul: *spelling out the letters with his arms,looking rather upset* I don't like this....
Madame Giry: Meg,he has better form than you do..
Meg: Ha ha.
Poligny as Navy Officer: They have everything for young men to enjoy. You can hang out with all the boys. *pause* Oh dear lord...
Daniel,Scythe,Maddiun and Lark: *give involuntary shudders*
Debienne as Biker: Young man, are you listening to me. I said young man, what do you want to be.
Poligny: Yours
Debienne: WHAT?!
Poligny: She told me to say it!*points at L.M*
L.M: *snickers darkly* Go on,go on!
Debienne: *giving Poligny a wary look* I said young man, you can make real your dreams. But you've got to know that one thing.
Poligny: *chiming in happily* No man does it all by himself! I said young man, put your pride on the shelf! And just go there, to the YMCA. I'm sure they can help you today!
All Managers: *singing* YMCA
Raoul: *spelling again* I'm going to break a nail!
Andre: Young man, I was once in your shoes *reaches over and pats Raoul's shoulder comfortingly* I said, I was down and out with the blues. I felt no man cared if I was alive. I felt the whole world was so jive.
Firmin: *getting rather snuggly in that lasso* That's when someone came up to me. And said young man, take a walk up the street. There's a place there called the YMCA. They can start you back on your way.
All once more: It's fun to stay at the YMCA
Raoul: *looking annoyed* Do they have to say it so often?
L.M: Shut up Raoul.
Crowd: *having gotten into this* YMCA!
Raoul: AHH!*spells it as fast as he can*
Crowd: *getting an idea,they begin chanting it so fast they sound like hamsters on speed*
Raoul: *screams as he tries to keep up*SLOW *pant* DOWN!
Crowd: *continue*
Raoul: *faints*
Crowd: *cheers*
All managers: You can get yourself clean
Buquet: *comes along with a push broom and sweeps Raoul off the stage*
All managers: You can have a good meal
Firmin: *lusty wink at Andre* You can do whatever you feel.
Andre: *blushes*
L.M: *laughs as music stops and hurries them off stage,getting a round of applause* Okay,someone revive the fop,Christine,we'll need you and Erik for this next one too. Nadir,drag Lythos up here...you guys get back up.
Nadir: *eyeing her more warily than ever*...alright...
Lythos: BACKUP?! NOOOO!!
L.M: *cackles*
A/n: What horrific things do I have in store for them next time? What terrible deeds lie ahead? Update coming soon!