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got another chapter for you!!!!!!!!!!!
The following people reviewed, but as I don't really have time to reply to all your reviews (SORRY!) I'm just going to list you and offer you a HUGE THANKS and a PINK KOALA and the chance to BUY ONE OF VOLDIE'S CAKES!!!!!!!!!!!
~AppleJuiceMaster
~LoonyLoopyLisa
~Sarah Louise
~BraveSpiritGryffindor
~Wamunroe1
~mrsharrypotter
~Wolfy (the former) Lupin
~Virtie
Would you Like one of VOLDIE'S cakes?
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Harry Potter And The Day Everyone Was In The Great Hall
By: The Aussie Slytherin
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Chapter Four: In Which There Is Overuse Of The Word 'Bint' And Far Too Many Exclamation Marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone turned and STARED at the person to SPEAK. They saw a PERSON who had NOT been in THE GREAT HALL until a FEW MINUTES AGO.
Yes. That's RIGHT. Another supposedly DEAD person had COME BACK TO FREAKING LIFE!
"LILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" James SHRIEKED. "The LOVE of my LIFE! What took you SO LONG?"
LILY shrugged. "I DUNNO James, it just SEEMED like a GOOD IDEA to be LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
SADLY, this was when LILY accidentally fell off the CHAIR she was STANDING on and FELL ONTO............the MAGGOTY GRUBBY VULGAR GHASTLY CORPSE of............PETER PETTIGREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily SCREAMED in HORROR!!! "THIS IS BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she YELLED over her OWN SCREAMING.
Charlie WEASLEY LOOKED at the TEXT of that LAST SENTENCE. "Is that even POSSIBLE?" he ASKED the AUTHOR.
Of COURSE it is you freaking NINNYFIED BINT!!! The AUTHOR YELLED back. I said SO, SO there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Like, OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lavender AND Parvati squealed. "It's, LIKE, so, LIKE, COOL and stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
EVERYONE turned and STARED at them. "WHAT IS?" All the Ministry workers yelled.
Lavender AND Parvati just SHRUGGED. "Like, I DON'T know."
"You TWO are COMPLETE and total BINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Draco AND Harry AND Remus AND Crookshanks YELLED ANGRILY.
"HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lily YELLED, getting EVERYONE'S attention back ONTO HER.
"HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the HUFFLEPUFFS replied.
"YOU BINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Sirius AND James AND LUCIUS and SNAPE.
"HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" LILY yelled. She was SICK and TIRED of lying HELPLESSLY on top of PETER PETTIGREW'S DECOMPOSING RANK FETID FLYBLOWN DEAD CORPSE.
"I'll SAVE you, LILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Fred WEASLEY yelled HEROICALLY.
"YAY FOR FRED THE HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the Aurors cried.
"YOU stupid BINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" SNAPE YELLED. "He HASN'T even SAVED her yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Somewhere in the middle of nowhere, there was a house. It was a nice house, where a couple lived.
They'd only lived there for a few hours, but the place felt like home.
Hermione was sitting at the kitchen table, staring blissfully at Ron.
Ron was sitting at the other side of the table, eating the EXTREMELY FATTY foods that were cooked by a hyperactive house-elf that they'd kidna - er, elf-napped on the way out of the Great Hall.
"Hermione, pass me the bacon please," Ron said through a mouthful of toast with LOTS OF BUTTER AND CHEESE.
Hermione passed Ron the bacon, never taking her eyes off him.
And this was how their days passed. At least, for a while. Ron was having trouble getting fat, so he decided to call the fattest person he had ever met - DUDLEY DURSLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Back in the GREAT Hall, some PEOPLE were doing SOME THINGS.
VOLDIE was trying to RAISE enough MONEY from his CAKE STALL to buy ALL THE SLYTHERINS PINK KOALAS.
LUCIUS was using HIS WAND to make all THE MINISTRY WORKERS and RICH PEOPLE buy CAKES from VOLDIE. IF they SAID NO, then he KILLED THEM using the cool green-light-making curse AVADA KEDAVRA.
FRED was TRYING to save LILY from PETER PETTIGREW'S SQUALID MILDEWED DECREPIT OILY SNOTTY WORM-RIDDEN CORPSE.
JAMES and SIRIUS were using their WANDS to turn RANDOM HUFFLEPUFFS into MARSHMALLOWS.
AND other PEOPLE were doing OTHER THINGS.
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So, what's going to happen? Will Fred save Lily from Pettigrew's corpse? Will anyone ever move that thing out of the Great Hall? Will Voldie raise enough money to buy the Slytherins pink Koalas?
Will Dudley show Ron how to be fat? Will Petunia chase Hermione away with a broom for staring at her?
Find out, the next time I take leave of my senses and I can be bothered writing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~SW
The following people reviewed, but as I don't really have time to reply to all your reviews (SORRY!) I'm just going to list you and offer you a HUGE THANKS and a PINK KOALA and the chance to BUY ONE OF VOLDIE'S CAKES!!!!!!!!!!!
~AppleJuiceMaster
~LoonyLoopyLisa
~Sarah Louise
~BraveSpiritGryffindor
~Wamunroe1
~mrsharrypotter
~Wolfy (the former) Lupin
~Virtie
Would you Like one of VOLDIE'S cakes?
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Harry Potter And The Day Everyone Was In The Great Hall
By: The Aussie Slytherin
########################################
Chapter Four: In Which There Is Overuse Of The Word 'Bint' And Far Too Many Exclamation Marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone turned and STARED at the person to SPEAK. They saw a PERSON who had NOT been in THE GREAT HALL until a FEW MINUTES AGO.
Yes. That's RIGHT. Another supposedly DEAD person had COME BACK TO FREAKING LIFE!
"LILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" James SHRIEKED. "The LOVE of my LIFE! What took you SO LONG?"
LILY shrugged. "I DUNNO James, it just SEEMED like a GOOD IDEA to be LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
SADLY, this was when LILY accidentally fell off the CHAIR she was STANDING on and FELL ONTO............the MAGGOTY GRUBBY VULGAR GHASTLY CORPSE of............PETER PETTIGREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily SCREAMED in HORROR!!! "THIS IS BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she YELLED over her OWN SCREAMING.
Charlie WEASLEY LOOKED at the TEXT of that LAST SENTENCE. "Is that even POSSIBLE?" he ASKED the AUTHOR.
Of COURSE it is you freaking NINNYFIED BINT!!! The AUTHOR YELLED back. I said SO, SO there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Like, OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lavender AND Parvati squealed. "It's, LIKE, so, LIKE, COOL and stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
EVERYONE turned and STARED at them. "WHAT IS?" All the Ministry workers yelled.
Lavender AND Parvati just SHRUGGED. "Like, I DON'T know."
"You TWO are COMPLETE and total BINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Draco AND Harry AND Remus AND Crookshanks YELLED ANGRILY.
"HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lily YELLED, getting EVERYONE'S attention back ONTO HER.
"HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the HUFFLEPUFFS replied.
"YOU BINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Sirius AND James AND LUCIUS and SNAPE.
"HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" LILY yelled. She was SICK and TIRED of lying HELPLESSLY on top of PETER PETTIGREW'S DECOMPOSING RANK FETID FLYBLOWN DEAD CORPSE.
"I'll SAVE you, LILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Fred WEASLEY yelled HEROICALLY.
"YAY FOR FRED THE HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the Aurors cried.
"YOU stupid BINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" SNAPE YELLED. "He HASN'T even SAVED her yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
##########################################
Somewhere in the middle of nowhere, there was a house. It was a nice house, where a couple lived.
They'd only lived there for a few hours, but the place felt like home.
Hermione was sitting at the kitchen table, staring blissfully at Ron.
Ron was sitting at the other side of the table, eating the EXTREMELY FATTY foods that were cooked by a hyperactive house-elf that they'd kidna - er, elf-napped on the way out of the Great Hall.
"Hermione, pass me the bacon please," Ron said through a mouthful of toast with LOTS OF BUTTER AND CHEESE.
Hermione passed Ron the bacon, never taking her eyes off him.
And this was how their days passed. At least, for a while. Ron was having trouble getting fat, so he decided to call the fattest person he had ever met - DUDLEY DURSLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
##########################################
Back in the GREAT Hall, some PEOPLE were doing SOME THINGS.
VOLDIE was trying to RAISE enough MONEY from his CAKE STALL to buy ALL THE SLYTHERINS PINK KOALAS.
LUCIUS was using HIS WAND to make all THE MINISTRY WORKERS and RICH PEOPLE buy CAKES from VOLDIE. IF they SAID NO, then he KILLED THEM using the cool green-light-making curse AVADA KEDAVRA.
FRED was TRYING to save LILY from PETER PETTIGREW'S SQUALID MILDEWED DECREPIT OILY SNOTTY WORM-RIDDEN CORPSE.
JAMES and SIRIUS were using their WANDS to turn RANDOM HUFFLEPUFFS into MARSHMALLOWS.
AND other PEOPLE were doing OTHER THINGS.
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So, what's going to happen? Will Fred save Lily from Pettigrew's corpse? Will anyone ever move that thing out of the Great Hall? Will Voldie raise enough money to buy the Slytherins pink Koalas?
Will Dudley show Ron how to be fat? Will Petunia chase Hermione away with a broom for staring at her?
Find out, the next time I take leave of my senses and I can be bothered writing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~SW