A/n: Lots of love to all my dear dear reviewees. *laughs* and to angel: sorry. We'll have singing in this one.
L.M: .....Christine's dress! Ew! Get it away!!!
Raoul: Christine's running around here NAKED?
L.M: *shudders* I guess so....
Raoul: *eyes widen* I'll go find her!
Erik: *grabs him by those funky yellow undies* Oh no you won't.
Raoul: *jumps forward and manages to rip them off* AH!
Nadir: Oh..dear...*diverts his eyes*
Lythos: ....That's pathetic.
Erik: *blinks once or twice then laughs himself to tears*
Raoul: *puts his hands over his butt* That was an accident!
Erik: It's permant!
Raoul: Shut up!!!
Lythos: *grabs the hand and pulls it away* RdC + CD in a little heart...isn't that...cute.
Raoul: *jumps around and keeps his hands clasped on his butt* It's not cute,it's not funny. Why won't you guys leave me alone?
Erik: *trying to calm himself* Because...you've....got...a...heart shaped tattoo...on your ASS....
Raoul: SO?!
Nadir: So....that's...slightly extreme...
L.M: *clears her throat from just above them* Ahem? Christine's dress? *thinks aloud* Maybe the rednecks got her....
Isis: *from one of the rooms below,muffled* Oh that'd be such a loss.
L.M: *mutters* Actually I doubt she'd lose anything.....
Raoul: *looks up worriedly* Maybe we could have a dog sniff her out...
L.M: *looks back down at him* Yeah. And maybe I could bring my dog,Sarla,here and she could just chew your-*eyes widen when she sees he's naked* PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON!
Raoul: But....it's...hot....
L.M: It's March. You haven't SEEN...er...felt?...whatever...hot until July.
Scythe: *from the stage area* She has a point.
Raoul: If I put clothes on,can I go find Christine?
Erik: *has vanished. Literally. He's gone.*
L.M: *blinks* That's what I get for getting the -original- phantom and not michael...*glares at Raoul* So long as you KEEP those clothes on when you find her,fine.
Raoul: *gives her a very dense look and begins putting his costume on* O.....k...ay....
L.M: *drags the dress down,shuddering at having to be in contact with Christine's item of clothing,and absently wondering how many diseases she's going to get from this. She rushes over to the guys' dressing room and tosses the thing in* Have fun.
Raoul: *dives on the dress and sniffs it...kind of dog like*
Lythos: ...uh...What -are- you doing?
Raoul:....getting her scent...?
Lythos: .....
Nadir: .....
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L.M: *walks back to the mini glaring contest between Maddiun and Lark,groans,kicks them both squarely and glares* Get along.
Maddiun: He glared at me first.
Lark: Bah! Look what YOU did!
L.M: *sighs,flops back against the wall,checks her watch then continues to glare at them*
Maddiun: So? I told you,no interest,none at all.
Lark: *growls*
L.M: *bangs her head against a wall for a bit,then looks over at Lark and hunts for her dressing room keyring* Where'd I put that...?
Lark: *blinks* Put what?
L.M: Never you mind,just keep glaring and growling at each other....*thinking* *You know...maybe the day in a room idea is a -good- thing...*
Maddiun: *eyes her slightly* What are you planning?
L.M: *grins,finding the keyring* Oh...nothing.... Hey Lark,could I have a word with you?
Lark: *raises a brow then nods,both of them walking off*
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*Back out in the Auditorium and on Stage*
Scythe: Ok...what else can we talk about other than FFSU?
Tifa: um... ...Kingdom Hearts?
Scythe: How about something a little more...violent...
Tifa: But you whack things with a key..that's violent.
Scythe: *sweatdrops* If you say so.
Dash: *meanders over to them* Hi.
Scythe: Hi.
Tifa: Hi.
Dash: *blink* Hi...?
Scythe: *pause* Hi...
Tifa: *grins* HI!
Dash: Okay then.
Scythe: Yep.
Tifa: Tee hee!
Dash: *moves slowly away from Tifa* I....think I'm going to...er...go to the bathroom. Yeah...that's it.
Scythe: *stands up slowly* Yeah...me too.
Gabe: *frowns down at Tifa*
Tifa: *shuts up* Sorry...
Gabe: You didn't shut up....*walks off silently with a smirk*
Tifa: *gulps*
Christine: *walks out on stage,looking around,a little bloody...but....not naked,as once thought. Instead,she has a t-shirt,shorts,and chunky heeled sandals on. She looks like the typical preppy teen type girl,if only she had pom poms...*
Raoul: *happens to walk out,sees Christine,and walks over to her. He's now dressed in baggy pants,a baseball style cap,and a shirt about 12 sizes too big for him.* Hey...umm..you haven't seen my beloved Christine anywhere,have you?
Christine: *nods* Uh huh.
Raoul: *blinks* Nuh uh!
Christine: Uh-HUH!
Raoul: Nyuh Uh! Where?!
Christine: Right here!
Raoul: *eyes go wide* WHERE?!
Christine: *points to herself* HERE.
Raoul: *stares at the finger... ..or at least that's what we'll say he's staring at so we can stay at a PG-13 rating*
Christine: What're you staring at..?
Raoul: Your finger...it's all...um...pretty..and.... ....manicured...
Christine: *smiles* Okay. Hey,don't you have a song soon? And where's that L.M lady?
L.M: *walks out from backstage,smoothing her hair down a bit and smirking* Here.
Lark: *marches back off to glare at Maddiun a bit more*
Christine: Where were you?
L.M: *shrugs* Takin' care of business *pause* Wonder if I could...*glances between the two of them then shakes her head* Nah...too old...
Raoul: *looks clueless. or normal. whichever you prefer.*
L.M: Ok. Once again,someone needs to find Erik and tell him it's 10 minutes to show time. If you don't know your lyrics...*eyes Raoul* I'll just make sure he can't have any kids.
Erik: *looks down from the catwalk* That's reason enough there...
L.M: *coughs* I SAID -10- minutes. *slight glance toward the light/sound board area*
Lark: Huh?*blinks and looks back* Oooohhh..coming.
L.M: *giggles* Yippy!*runs back off stage*
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* 10 Minutes Pass,Erik still hasn't been found,L.M and Lark have completely vanished,as have Isis and Talon,Lythos is snarling in the locker room which still holds him and Nadir,and..... Raoul has managed to get another pair of bright yellow underwear....unfortunatly,they're Christine's panties.*
Raoul: *whines as he troops around the stage* These things keep ridin' up on meee...
Scythe: *from the hallway near the bathrooms* Please get him off th- Wait...who am I talking to? I'm security...
Daniel: *walks over and flops down beside him* Yeah...we both are...too bad I'm not an inspector....
Scythe: *rolls his eyes,drags Daniel up to the stage,both usher Raoul off*
*The lights dim,Erik is...gone,apparently. A few noises are heard backstage,mostly snickering. Maddiun curses quite fluently and jams the cd into the player....a robotic sorta voice almost instantly comes on saying 'It's gonna be me.'*
*The lights flare up,Erik,Nadir,Lythos,Raoul and someone unexpected are dressed as those ''beloved'' NSYNC boys! Scythe,the unexpected one,tries to run off stage,but gets stopped as a chain catches his foot*
L.M: Too bad cuz,I forgot there were five and I KNOW you know this thing.
Scythe: I'LL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS!!
Lythos: Trust me,we all plan on it.
Erik: *shudders,trying to fix his Chris-styled hair* Yes,we will.
*And the song starts*
Raoul: You might been hurt babe,that ain't no lie. You've seen them all come and go, oh I remember you told me-
Erik: That it made you believe in no man, no cry. Maybe that's why-
*Christine is shoved out onto stage,the chains instantly pop up and trap her teenie bopper ass there too.*
Erik & Raoul: *look stunned for a second*
Erik,Raoul,Nadir,a very unhappy Scythe,and a slightly twitchy Lythos: Every little thing I do,never seems enough for you. You don't wanna lose it again,but I'm not like them. Baby, when you finally,get to love somebody? Guess what? It's gonna be me.
Erik: *starting to stutter..though it seems intentional,of course,it could just be Christine in a shirt 12 sizes too small for her too.* You've got no choice b-babe,but to move on and you know..uh..There ain't no time to waste,so you're just too blind to see,but in the end you know it's gonna be me.You can't deny!
Raoul: So just tell me why- *blinks* Why what?
Erik,Raoul,Nadir,a still pissed off Scythe,and a very irritable Lythos: Every little thing I do,never seems enough for you. You don't wanna lose it again,but I'm not like them. Baby, when you finally,get to love somebody? Guess what? It's gonna be me.
Erik: There comes a day....When I'll be the one....You'll see...It's gonna...
Raoul: gonna...
Nadir: gonna...
Scythe: *monotone*gonna.
Lythos: *getting more upset the entire time,growling now* gonna!
Erik: it's gonna be me*looks at Sir Fopsalot*HA!
All 5,at getting a glare from L.M they seem to brighten: All that I do,is not enough for you! Don't wanna lose it,but I'm not like that. When finally-
Scythe: finally!
All 5: you get to love,Guess what, guess what
Raoul: *snarls*WHAT?!
L.M: *snickers,as does rest of audience*
All 5: Every little thing I do
Raoul: doooo
All 5: Never seems enough for you
Erik: *staring straight at Christine* For you babe
All 5: You don't wanna lose it again
Lythos: Don't wanna lose it
All 5: But I'm not like them Baby, when you finally
Scythe: -lllleeeyy
All 5: Get to love somebody
Nadir: Looovvveee
All 5: Guess what? It's gonna be m-
Lark: *groans*
L.M: *pokes him* Not here.
Lark: *blinks,blushes*
L.M: *grins evilly*
Lythos: *that LONNNNG note*Oooooooooooohhhh
Nadir,Erik,Raoul,Scythe: Every little thing I do,never seems enough for you. You don't wanna lose it again
Raoul: Don't wanna-lose ittt,yeah
All 5: But I'm not like them. Baby, when you finally
Scythe: final-leeeeee-ey
Nadir,Raoul,Scythe,Lythos: Get to love somebody
Erik: Get to looovvee somebody-
Nadir,Raoul: Guess what?
Scythe,Lythos,Erik: Guess what?
All 5: It's
Erik: *winks* gonna be me.
Christine: *faints*
L.M: *cheers*
A/n: And so we come to the end of another chapter...there will be more...oh yes...there will be...*light giggle* Review please.
L.M: .....Christine's dress! Ew! Get it away!!!
Raoul: Christine's running around here NAKED?
L.M: *shudders* I guess so....
Raoul: *eyes widen* I'll go find her!
Erik: *grabs him by those funky yellow undies* Oh no you won't.
Raoul: *jumps forward and manages to rip them off* AH!
Nadir: Oh..dear...*diverts his eyes*
Lythos: ....That's pathetic.
Erik: *blinks once or twice then laughs himself to tears*
Raoul: *puts his hands over his butt* That was an accident!
Erik: It's permant!
Raoul: Shut up!!!
Lythos: *grabs the hand and pulls it away* RdC + CD in a little heart...isn't that...cute.
Raoul: *jumps around and keeps his hands clasped on his butt* It's not cute,it's not funny. Why won't you guys leave me alone?
Erik: *trying to calm himself* Because...you've....got...a...heart shaped tattoo...on your ASS....
Raoul: SO?!
Nadir: So....that's...slightly extreme...
L.M: *clears her throat from just above them* Ahem? Christine's dress? *thinks aloud* Maybe the rednecks got her....
Isis: *from one of the rooms below,muffled* Oh that'd be such a loss.
L.M: *mutters* Actually I doubt she'd lose anything.....
Raoul: *looks up worriedly* Maybe we could have a dog sniff her out...
L.M: *looks back down at him* Yeah. And maybe I could bring my dog,Sarla,here and she could just chew your-*eyes widen when she sees he's naked* PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON!
Raoul: But....it's...hot....
L.M: It's March. You haven't SEEN...er...felt?...whatever...hot until July.
Scythe: *from the stage area* She has a point.
Raoul: If I put clothes on,can I go find Christine?
Erik: *has vanished. Literally. He's gone.*
L.M: *blinks* That's what I get for getting the -original- phantom and not michael...*glares at Raoul* So long as you KEEP those clothes on when you find her,fine.
Raoul: *gives her a very dense look and begins putting his costume on* O.....k...ay....
L.M: *drags the dress down,shuddering at having to be in contact with Christine's item of clothing,and absently wondering how many diseases she's going to get from this. She rushes over to the guys' dressing room and tosses the thing in* Have fun.
Raoul: *dives on the dress and sniffs it...kind of dog like*
Lythos: ...uh...What -are- you doing?
Raoul:....getting her scent...?
Lythos: .....
Nadir: .....
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L.M: *walks back to the mini glaring contest between Maddiun and Lark,groans,kicks them both squarely and glares* Get along.
Maddiun: He glared at me first.
Lark: Bah! Look what YOU did!
L.M: *sighs,flops back against the wall,checks her watch then continues to glare at them*
Maddiun: So? I told you,no interest,none at all.
Lark: *growls*
L.M: *bangs her head against a wall for a bit,then looks over at Lark and hunts for her dressing room keyring* Where'd I put that...?
Lark: *blinks* Put what?
L.M: Never you mind,just keep glaring and growling at each other....*thinking* *You know...maybe the day in a room idea is a -good- thing...*
Maddiun: *eyes her slightly* What are you planning?
L.M: *grins,finding the keyring* Oh...nothing.... Hey Lark,could I have a word with you?
Lark: *raises a brow then nods,both of them walking off*
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*Back out in the Auditorium and on Stage*
Scythe: Ok...what else can we talk about other than FFSU?
Tifa: um... ...Kingdom Hearts?
Scythe: How about something a little more...violent...
Tifa: But you whack things with a key..that's violent.
Scythe: *sweatdrops* If you say so.
Dash: *meanders over to them* Hi.
Scythe: Hi.
Tifa: Hi.
Dash: *blink* Hi...?
Scythe: *pause* Hi...
Tifa: *grins* HI!
Dash: Okay then.
Scythe: Yep.
Tifa: Tee hee!
Dash: *moves slowly away from Tifa* I....think I'm going to...er...go to the bathroom. Yeah...that's it.
Scythe: *stands up slowly* Yeah...me too.
Gabe: *frowns down at Tifa*
Tifa: *shuts up* Sorry...
Gabe: You didn't shut up....*walks off silently with a smirk*
Tifa: *gulps*
Christine: *walks out on stage,looking around,a little bloody...but....not naked,as once thought. Instead,she has a t-shirt,shorts,and chunky heeled sandals on. She looks like the typical preppy teen type girl,if only she had pom poms...*
Raoul: *happens to walk out,sees Christine,and walks over to her. He's now dressed in baggy pants,a baseball style cap,and a shirt about 12 sizes too big for him.* Hey...umm..you haven't seen my beloved Christine anywhere,have you?
Christine: *nods* Uh huh.
Raoul: *blinks* Nuh uh!
Christine: Uh-HUH!
Raoul: Nyuh Uh! Where?!
Christine: Right here!
Raoul: *eyes go wide* WHERE?!
Christine: *points to herself* HERE.
Raoul: *stares at the finger... ..or at least that's what we'll say he's staring at so we can stay at a PG-13 rating*
Christine: What're you staring at..?
Raoul: Your finger...it's all...um...pretty..and.... ....manicured...
Christine: *smiles* Okay. Hey,don't you have a song soon? And where's that L.M lady?
L.M: *walks out from backstage,smoothing her hair down a bit and smirking* Here.
Lark: *marches back off to glare at Maddiun a bit more*
Christine: Where were you?
L.M: *shrugs* Takin' care of business *pause* Wonder if I could...*glances between the two of them then shakes her head* Nah...too old...
Raoul: *looks clueless. or normal. whichever you prefer.*
L.M: Ok. Once again,someone needs to find Erik and tell him it's 10 minutes to show time. If you don't know your lyrics...*eyes Raoul* I'll just make sure he can't have any kids.
Erik: *looks down from the catwalk* That's reason enough there...
L.M: *coughs* I SAID -10- minutes. *slight glance toward the light/sound board area*
Lark: Huh?*blinks and looks back* Oooohhh..coming.
L.M: *giggles* Yippy!*runs back off stage*
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* 10 Minutes Pass,Erik still hasn't been found,L.M and Lark have completely vanished,as have Isis and Talon,Lythos is snarling in the locker room which still holds him and Nadir,and..... Raoul has managed to get another pair of bright yellow underwear....unfortunatly,they're Christine's panties.*
Raoul: *whines as he troops around the stage* These things keep ridin' up on meee...
Scythe: *from the hallway near the bathrooms* Please get him off th- Wait...who am I talking to? I'm security...
Daniel: *walks over and flops down beside him* Yeah...we both are...too bad I'm not an inspector....
Scythe: *rolls his eyes,drags Daniel up to the stage,both usher Raoul off*
*The lights dim,Erik is...gone,apparently. A few noises are heard backstage,mostly snickering. Maddiun curses quite fluently and jams the cd into the player....a robotic sorta voice almost instantly comes on saying 'It's gonna be me.'*
*The lights flare up,Erik,Nadir,Lythos,Raoul and someone unexpected are dressed as those ''beloved'' NSYNC boys! Scythe,the unexpected one,tries to run off stage,but gets stopped as a chain catches his foot*
L.M: Too bad cuz,I forgot there were five and I KNOW you know this thing.
Scythe: I'LL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS!!
Lythos: Trust me,we all plan on it.
Erik: *shudders,trying to fix his Chris-styled hair* Yes,we will.
*And the song starts*
Raoul: You might been hurt babe,that ain't no lie. You've seen them all come and go, oh I remember you told me-
Erik: That it made you believe in no man, no cry. Maybe that's why-
*Christine is shoved out onto stage,the chains instantly pop up and trap her teenie bopper ass there too.*
Erik & Raoul: *look stunned for a second*
Erik,Raoul,Nadir,a very unhappy Scythe,and a slightly twitchy Lythos: Every little thing I do,never seems enough for you. You don't wanna lose it again,but I'm not like them. Baby, when you finally,get to love somebody? Guess what? It's gonna be me.
Erik: *starting to stutter..though it seems intentional,of course,it could just be Christine in a shirt 12 sizes too small for her too.* You've got no choice b-babe,but to move on and you know..uh..There ain't no time to waste,so you're just too blind to see,but in the end you know it's gonna be me.You can't deny!
Raoul: So just tell me why- *blinks* Why what?
Erik,Raoul,Nadir,a still pissed off Scythe,and a very irritable Lythos: Every little thing I do,never seems enough for you. You don't wanna lose it again,but I'm not like them. Baby, when you finally,get to love somebody? Guess what? It's gonna be me.
Erik: There comes a day....When I'll be the one....You'll see...It's gonna...
Raoul: gonna...
Nadir: gonna...
Scythe: *monotone*gonna.
Lythos: *getting more upset the entire time,growling now* gonna!
Erik: it's gonna be me*looks at Sir Fopsalot*HA!
All 5,at getting a glare from L.M they seem to brighten: All that I do,is not enough for you! Don't wanna lose it,but I'm not like that. When finally-
Scythe: finally!
All 5: you get to love,Guess what, guess what
Raoul: *snarls*WHAT?!
L.M: *snickers,as does rest of audience*
All 5: Every little thing I do
Raoul: doooo
All 5: Never seems enough for you
Erik: *staring straight at Christine* For you babe
All 5: You don't wanna lose it again
Lythos: Don't wanna lose it
All 5: But I'm not like them Baby, when you finally
Scythe: -lllleeeyy
All 5: Get to love somebody
Nadir: Looovvveee
All 5: Guess what? It's gonna be m-
Lark: *groans*
L.M: *pokes him* Not here.
Lark: *blinks,blushes*
L.M: *grins evilly*
Lythos: *that LONNNNG note*Oooooooooooohhhh
Nadir,Erik,Raoul,Scythe: Every little thing I do,never seems enough for you. You don't wanna lose it again
Raoul: Don't wanna-lose ittt,yeah
All 5: But I'm not like them. Baby, when you finally
Scythe: final-leeeeee-ey
Nadir,Raoul,Scythe,Lythos: Get to love somebody
Erik: Get to looovvee somebody-
Nadir,Raoul: Guess what?
Scythe,Lythos,Erik: Guess what?
All 5: It's
Erik: *winks* gonna be me.
Christine: *faints*
L.M: *cheers*
A/n: And so we come to the end of another chapter...there will be more...oh yes...there will be...*light giggle* Review please.