A/n: YAY! I'm back. It took a while,but now I'm able to post again. Isn't that wonderful? ^____^ *soft cackle*
*Christine is still flopped on the stage. Noone dares touch her...god knows what might rot off if they do.*
Lythos: *strains against the chains on his ankles*
Erik: Don't bother...*slides his feet out of the boot-like shoes,walks out of the chains and heads over to Christine..but doesn't pick her up either* Christine?
Raoul: YOU GET AWAY FROM HER! *lunges forward,hits the stage solidly,face first*ow..
Scythe: *snickers*
L.M: *looks Scythe over* What're you snickering about sag-pants boy?
Scythe: *yanks the oversized pants up*Shut up...
Maddiun: *shuffles through the cds*What's next L.M?
Lark: *almost reflexively wraps arms around L.M and pulls her back against him*
L.M: *giggles and snuggles up against him* Um...the one with the number 3 on it.
Maddiun: ...WHO are you making sing this?
L.M: hehe...my secret...
Isis & Talon: *head out from the dressing rooms*
Isis: Did we miss anything? I thought I heard a cat dying out here...
L.M: You heard Lythos singing.
Talon: We didn't miss anything then.
Lythos: *still squirming in the chains* Hey!
L.M: I didn't say a word..*whispers* but you're right.
Lythos: *finally trips himself...but lands in a split*
Lark,Maddiun,Daniel,Scythe,Erik,Nadir,Talon,Dash,Managers: *all wince at once*
Gabe: *snickers from wherever he is*
Audience girly: *runs up,fixes his legs,pulls them out of the cuffs then runs off -with- poor Lythos*
L.M: V I think that's broken....
Isis: I don't think it matters right now...
Erik: *gently prods Christine with a toe*...Christineeee....
Christine: *is still out,completely out,-totally- out*
L.M: Could be a sleeping beauty type thing Erik dear.
Erik: ...you want me to kiss her?
Crowd: *cheers*
L.M: Yep.
Erik: *blushing very faintly* I don't know...
L.M: C'mon.
Crowd: *starts chanting 'Do it!'*
Erik: *hunkers down and gives Christine a very -very- brief peck on the lips*
Christine: *wakes up*...puppies?
L.M: *blinks,looks back at Lark* Puppies?
Lark: *shrugs,looks at Isis* Puppies?
Isis: Why the hell are you asking me? Ask that dumb bitch. *points at Christine*
L.M: *growls and walks forward on the stage* I got a lot to ask that bitch...
Christine: *meeps and scurries behind Erik* hide me!
Erik: *looks at L.M calmly,arms crossed*
L.M: *walks right over,scribbles something in a handy little notebook,and takes Christine away*
Erik: *hasn't moved an inch*
Raoul: *looks up,at last,unfortunatly having regained conciousness from his fall* Hey...where'd Christine go?
Erik: *growls from between his lips*I can't. move.
Scythe: *finally manages to release those god forsaken cuffs* Why?
Nadir: *points towards the retreating L.M* M.A.P.
Tifa: *nods from the audience with an -evil- grin* Mighty Authoress Powers.
Erik: *whimpers* Help.
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*About 30 minutes later,Erik has finally been allowed to move again. Raoul still needs a brain implant.*
Erik: *stomps around the catwalk,trying to figure out where the psychotic L.M took his beloved Christine* I DON'T see them! Where ARE they?!
*Meanwhile..*
L.M: *has Christine pinned between two sinks in the ladies bathroom* Now.......were you born this stupid,or did it happen gradually? Like Raoul?
Christine: *smiles* Raoul got dropped on his head.
L.M: That explains a lot. *whacks her* Now start talking.
Christine: *whimpers* Okay..okay....
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Dash: *walks backstage,looking around* I think I'm bored...again...
Isis: *peeks her head out from another dressing room* There's a playstation in L.M's dressing room.
Dash: *blinks,then walks off toward L.M's room*
Lark: *lays on her bed,flipping through a magazine*
Dash: *walks in,blinks at Lark* Hi.
Lark: *looks up* Hi. *looks down at magazine*
Dash: What're you reading?
Lark: a magazine.
Dash: About what?
Lark: What's -in- the magazine.
Dash: Which is?
Lark: Things that interest me.
Dash: ...do...I see a booby...?
Lark: *twitches*...
Dash: I'm telling L.M you're reading porn...
Lark: Am not.
Dash: Are too.
Lark: I am -not-. Besides. You don't -read- porn.
Dash: ...whatever. *flops down at playstation*
Lark: ...Resident Evil? *gets drawn away from magazine*
Talon: *manages to hear that from all the way down the hall* What about Ressy Evil?!
Isis: *eeks as she's dragged into L.M's room,along with Talon*
Lark: *points at the tv*
Dash: eheheh..zombies are niceee...
Lark & Talon: *all but entrance* Zombies..are...nice........
Isis: L.M!!!!
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L.M: *pauses,just before smacking Christine*...did you hear something?
Christine: *blinking* No...
L.M: Oh. Alright then. *whack.*
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*A good hour later,Christine is flopped on the floor. L.M is still having one heck of a good time kicking her every so often,Erik is still trying to find them,Lythos is doing things little children should not know about,Maddiun and Daniel have started a conversation on Final Fantasy VI,and Lark,Talon,and Dash are all hooked to the PS while Isis looks through the magazine from before*
Isis: You know...those can't be real...
Lark: *staring at the tv* HA! Ha HA ha!!!!! Yeah!
Talon: Bah...that was an easy one...
Dash: Are you two betting against my gaming skills back there..?
Lark: *hides the 10 british pound note*uh...no.
Talon: *pouts*
Isis: ...I'm being ignored.....
Talon: *looks back at her and grins* Yep
Isis: *slings a pillow at him*
Talon: *ducks,it hits Lark in the head*
Lark: Ow *shoves Talon* Don't be a sore loser.
Isis: Oh gods...here we go...*suddenly wishes she had popcorn*
Talon: I'm not a sore loser,I didn't hit you.
Lark: Did too.
Talon: Did not!
Lark: Too!
Talon: Not!
Lark: Too!
Talon: NOT!
Lark: YOU DID TOO!
Talon: I DID NOT!
Dash: *turns around and glares*would you both shut the HELL up?
Talon & Lark: *blink*
Isis: *giggles* Thank you Dash.
Dash: *nods and turns back to his game*
Lark:*whispers* Bet he can't beat the next room...
Talon: *whispers back* Another tenner?
Lark: You're on.
*Meanwhile...*
Erik: *blinks,looking down toward Lythos*...I didn't think -that- was humanly possible...*continues along the cat walk,frowning* Christineeee...where areee yoooouu...
L.M: *looks up and blinks at Erik*AHHH! YOU CAN SEE IN HERE?!
Erik: AHHH! I CAN SEE IN THERE!!
Tifa: *twitches in one of the stalls*....
L.M: *snickers*
Christine: And the birdy goes mooo.....
L.M: *looks down at her*...wonder if I did any permant damage...
Erik: Christine! *jumps down and slams L.M into the wall* You little...
L.M: *eeps then grins and whips out the notebook again* Want me to hurtcha?
Erik: *pales and stares at Notebook* That thing's evil,isn't it?
L.M: *nods and smiles sweetly*
Erik: Ahem...er..*lets her up and brushes her off* Please continue the performance...um...Mademoiselle...?
L.M: *squeals and jumps then glomps Erik*
Erik: ACK!
L.M: *lets him go then races off to the sound/light board* Maddiun,call up Meg Giry,Isis,Tifa,Christine,and Raoul,please?
Maddiun: Yeah but Figaro-*blinks at L.M*...ok.
L.M: *runs off,giggling insanely*
Daniel: She does that a lot,doesn't she?
Maddiun: Yep,now as I was saying....
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Scythe: *finds the little gaming group and blinks*Why didn't anyone tell me this was gonna be here...?
Lark: 'cuz.
Scythe: ...'cuz...why?
Lark:*stares at screen silently*
Scythe: ...hello?
Talon & Lark: *sit and eyeball the screen*
Dash: *twitches every so often*
Isis: ...they're gone Scythe...let it go...
Intercom: We need Isis,Tifa,Christine,Raoul,and Meg to Dressing Room 6!
Isis: *blinks*...Me?*stands and walks off*
Scythe: *looks down at the 'magazine'*...I didn't know L.M drew yuri.....
Lark: Uh huh...*goes back to eyeballing tv*
Scythe: ...cool...*flops down*
L.M: *walks by and snickers softly* I draw yaoi too boys...
Dash,Scythe,Lark: *twitch*
Talon: *sarcastically* yay. *pokes Dash*play!
Dash:...kay. *continues to play*
L.M: *heads down to start talking to the girls..and Raoul..who were summoned*
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*Half an hour later,someone has pried the four guys from their game and yuri magazine,Lythos has -somehow- managed to make it back to his seat in one piece,with the audience girly right beside him,Erik and Nadir are in the audience,as well as the Managers..who all look very cozy with one another. Gabe still hasn't showed back up though,oddly enough.*
Maddiun: *blinks as he stares back stage*....are you all ready yet......?
L.M: *snickers* Just a minute! Get the music ready!
Isis: *giggles and bounces,completely in hyper mode*yay yay yay!
Tifa: ...I dun wanna do this....
L.M: Too bad.
Raoul: How come I can't see...?
L.M: *snickers harder* because........you're blindfolded....
Christine: .....I think I'm scared Raoul.......
Raoul: It's okay Christine,I'm here.
Christine: That's why I'm scared.
Raoul: *confused*...huh?
L.M: *giggles evilly* Nothing Raoul,dear...
Raoul: dear? *gulps*
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*In the Audience,as the stage goes dark*
Lark: Well yeah...I mean...I would've shot him in the head first,but trying to explode his heart is good too...
Talon: Eesh,you two are such ametures....
Dash: Well I prefer FF....
Lythos: *blinks and looks back at them* Gamage?
Lark: *nods* Yeah,Ressy Evil
Lythos: Awesome,where?
Lark: L.M's room after this. I think she might hurt us if we ignore the performance,though...
Talon: Good point...
Lythos: She is semi-evil,after all...
L.M: *from backstage*ONLY SEMI-EVIL?!
Lythos,Talon,Lark,Dash:*eep*
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*Three minutes later,soft tromping is heard on the dark stage,slight giggles then a scream*
Raoul: OH MY F**KING GOD! NO!
L.M: YES!
Raoul: *sob*
L.M: MUSIC MADDIUN!
Maddiun: *twitches and crams the cd in as fast as he can.....then walks off to go find that Ps1...*
*The lights come up a roll of notes sounds out...Tifa and L.M are in pink and blue cloudy PJS,Christine has glow in the dark kitty ears on her head,Isis has an outfit somewhere between gypsy and 90's pop fan with puppy dog ears...and Raoul has tiger kitty ears on his head,a kitty nose,paws on his hands and feet,a long blonde wig,a purple poodle skirt and a hula hoop.*
Isis: *practically bouncing,singing* I come home in the morning light,my mother says when you gonna live your life right? Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones,and girls,they wanna have fun! Oh girls just wanna have fun. *grinning*
Tifa & L.M: *are running around back stage,chasing each other,throwing bits of popcorn from their pockets at one another*
Christine: *giggles and bounces,doing a little dance*
Raoul: *looks really pathetic,but hulahoops quite well. He manages to keep it above his waist*
Isis: The phone rings,in the middle of the night. My father yells what you gonna do with your life? Oh daddy dear,you know you're still number one but,girls they wanna have fun. Oh girls just wanna have--
L.M: *tackles Tifa and tickles her,getting a squeak*
Christine: *moves in closer to Isis*
Raoul: *looks really upset by now and has tears running down his cheeks*
Isis: That's all they really want,some fun,when the working day is done- Oh,girls,they wanna have fun. Oh girls just wanna have fun.
L.M & Tifa: Girls! They want- wanna have fun. Girls! Wanna have-
Daniel: *does the funky shelly sounding part on a keyboard backstage*
L.M: *gives him a thumbs up*
Daniel: *grins*
Christine: *suddenly runs over and tackles Raoul..then starts petting him*
Raoul: *cringes* I'm never living this down..
Isis: *bouncing,her doggy ears flopping up and down..she suddenly has a hula hoop too* Some boys take a beautiful girl-
Talon: *rushes the stage,jumps on it,and snuggles Isis*
L.M: Aww. *snaps picture*
Isis: *grins big* and hide her away from the rest of the world. I wanna be the one to walk in the sun! Oh girls they wanna have fun,oh girls just wanna have-
Lark: *seems to be pondering what Talon did,but decides against it and just grins at L.M*
Isis: That's all they really want,some fun.
Isis & L.M: When the working day is done! Oh girls!
Isis: They wanna have fun. Oh girls just wanna have fun!
L.M& Tifa: Girls! They want- wanna have fun. Girls! Wanna have-
Isis,L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: They just wanna! They just wannaaaa!
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: Oh girls...
Isis: They just wanna,they just wanna! Oh girls!
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: Girls just wanna have fun!
Isis: Girls just wanna have fun! Woo!
Talon: *blinks at the 'woo' then snickers some*
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: They just wanna,they just wanna!
Isis: They just wanna,they just wanna.
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: They just wanna,they just wanna,Oh girls!
Isis: They just wanna,they just wanna-
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: Girls just wanna have fun!
Isis: They just wanna,they just wanna,oh girls,Girls just wanna have fun!
Christine: *snuggles Raoul*
Erik: *twitches in the audience*
Isis: When the workin day when the workin day is done oh when the workin' day is done oh girls girls just wanna have fun
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: They just wanna! They just wanna!
Isis: they just wanna they just wanna
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: Oh girls!
Isis: They just wanna,they just wanna!
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: Girls just wanna have fun!
Isis: Oh girls...Girls just wanna have fun!
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: They just wanna,they just wanna!
Isis: When the workin day when the workin day is done
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: They just wanna,they just wanna!
Isis: Oh when the workin day is done
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: Oh girls! Girls just wanna have fun!
Isis: Oh girls,girls just wanna have fun...
*The music stops...but suddenly there's a loud scraping sound from above and a soft laugh. The curtains swing close,Isis screams,Raoul and Christine run out from under the curtain,stage left,Talon and Isis fall through the front a moment later as two,younger screams are heard. Both get mysteriously cut off. When the curtain opens a moment later,L.M and Tifa are missing and there's a huge hole in the center of the stage*
A/n: SEE?! See! You all thought this was an innocent humor fic! *jumps up and down* It has a plot! YAYNESS! ^.^ Anyway,I don't own sony either.......just so they can't sue me.....*pouts* *giggles* More...MUCH more..to come...
*Christine is still flopped on the stage. Noone dares touch her...god knows what might rot off if they do.*
Lythos: *strains against the chains on his ankles*
Erik: Don't bother...*slides his feet out of the boot-like shoes,walks out of the chains and heads over to Christine..but doesn't pick her up either* Christine?
Raoul: YOU GET AWAY FROM HER! *lunges forward,hits the stage solidly,face first*ow..
Scythe: *snickers*
L.M: *looks Scythe over* What're you snickering about sag-pants boy?
Scythe: *yanks the oversized pants up*Shut up...
Maddiun: *shuffles through the cds*What's next L.M?
Lark: *almost reflexively wraps arms around L.M and pulls her back against him*
L.M: *giggles and snuggles up against him* Um...the one with the number 3 on it.
Maddiun: ...WHO are you making sing this?
L.M: hehe...my secret...
Isis & Talon: *head out from the dressing rooms*
Isis: Did we miss anything? I thought I heard a cat dying out here...
L.M: You heard Lythos singing.
Talon: We didn't miss anything then.
Lythos: *still squirming in the chains* Hey!
L.M: I didn't say a word..*whispers* but you're right.
Lythos: *finally trips himself...but lands in a split*
Lark,Maddiun,Daniel,Scythe,Erik,Nadir,Talon,Dash,Managers: *all wince at once*
Gabe: *snickers from wherever he is*
Audience girly: *runs up,fixes his legs,pulls them out of the cuffs then runs off -with- poor Lythos*
L.M: V I think that's broken....
Isis: I don't think it matters right now...
Erik: *gently prods Christine with a toe*...Christineeee....
Christine: *is still out,completely out,-totally- out*
L.M: Could be a sleeping beauty type thing Erik dear.
Erik: ...you want me to kiss her?
Crowd: *cheers*
L.M: Yep.
Erik: *blushing very faintly* I don't know...
L.M: C'mon.
Crowd: *starts chanting 'Do it!'*
Erik: *hunkers down and gives Christine a very -very- brief peck on the lips*
Christine: *wakes up*...puppies?
L.M: *blinks,looks back at Lark* Puppies?
Lark: *shrugs,looks at Isis* Puppies?
Isis: Why the hell are you asking me? Ask that dumb bitch. *points at Christine*
L.M: *growls and walks forward on the stage* I got a lot to ask that bitch...
Christine: *meeps and scurries behind Erik* hide me!
Erik: *looks at L.M calmly,arms crossed*
L.M: *walks right over,scribbles something in a handy little notebook,and takes Christine away*
Erik: *hasn't moved an inch*
Raoul: *looks up,at last,unfortunatly having regained conciousness from his fall* Hey...where'd Christine go?
Erik: *growls from between his lips*I can't. move.
Scythe: *finally manages to release those god forsaken cuffs* Why?
Nadir: *points towards the retreating L.M* M.A.P.
Tifa: *nods from the audience with an -evil- grin* Mighty Authoress Powers.
Erik: *whimpers* Help.
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*About 30 minutes later,Erik has finally been allowed to move again. Raoul still needs a brain implant.*
Erik: *stomps around the catwalk,trying to figure out where the psychotic L.M took his beloved Christine* I DON'T see them! Where ARE they?!
*Meanwhile..*
L.M: *has Christine pinned between two sinks in the ladies bathroom* Now.......were you born this stupid,or did it happen gradually? Like Raoul?
Christine: *smiles* Raoul got dropped on his head.
L.M: That explains a lot. *whacks her* Now start talking.
Christine: *whimpers* Okay..okay....
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Dash: *walks backstage,looking around* I think I'm bored...again...
Isis: *peeks her head out from another dressing room* There's a playstation in L.M's dressing room.
Dash: *blinks,then walks off toward L.M's room*
Lark: *lays on her bed,flipping through a magazine*
Dash: *walks in,blinks at Lark* Hi.
Lark: *looks up* Hi. *looks down at magazine*
Dash: What're you reading?
Lark: a magazine.
Dash: About what?
Lark: What's -in- the magazine.
Dash: Which is?
Lark: Things that interest me.
Dash: ...do...I see a booby...?
Lark: *twitches*...
Dash: I'm telling L.M you're reading porn...
Lark: Am not.
Dash: Are too.
Lark: I am -not-. Besides. You don't -read- porn.
Dash: ...whatever. *flops down at playstation*
Lark: ...Resident Evil? *gets drawn away from magazine*
Talon: *manages to hear that from all the way down the hall* What about Ressy Evil?!
Isis: *eeks as she's dragged into L.M's room,along with Talon*
Lark: *points at the tv*
Dash: eheheh..zombies are niceee...
Lark & Talon: *all but entrance* Zombies..are...nice........
Isis: L.M!!!!
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L.M: *pauses,just before smacking Christine*...did you hear something?
Christine: *blinking* No...
L.M: Oh. Alright then. *whack.*
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*A good hour later,Christine is flopped on the floor. L.M is still having one heck of a good time kicking her every so often,Erik is still trying to find them,Lythos is doing things little children should not know about,Maddiun and Daniel have started a conversation on Final Fantasy VI,and Lark,Talon,and Dash are all hooked to the PS while Isis looks through the magazine from before*
Isis: You know...those can't be real...
Lark: *staring at the tv* HA! Ha HA ha!!!!! Yeah!
Talon: Bah...that was an easy one...
Dash: Are you two betting against my gaming skills back there..?
Lark: *hides the 10 british pound note*uh...no.
Talon: *pouts*
Isis: ...I'm being ignored.....
Talon: *looks back at her and grins* Yep
Isis: *slings a pillow at him*
Talon: *ducks,it hits Lark in the head*
Lark: Ow *shoves Talon* Don't be a sore loser.
Isis: Oh gods...here we go...*suddenly wishes she had popcorn*
Talon: I'm not a sore loser,I didn't hit you.
Lark: Did too.
Talon: Did not!
Lark: Too!
Talon: Not!
Lark: Too!
Talon: NOT!
Lark: YOU DID TOO!
Talon: I DID NOT!
Dash: *turns around and glares*would you both shut the HELL up?
Talon & Lark: *blink*
Isis: *giggles* Thank you Dash.
Dash: *nods and turns back to his game*
Lark:*whispers* Bet he can't beat the next room...
Talon: *whispers back* Another tenner?
Lark: You're on.
*Meanwhile...*
Erik: *blinks,looking down toward Lythos*...I didn't think -that- was humanly possible...*continues along the cat walk,frowning* Christineeee...where areee yoooouu...
L.M: *looks up and blinks at Erik*AHHH! YOU CAN SEE IN HERE?!
Erik: AHHH! I CAN SEE IN THERE!!
Tifa: *twitches in one of the stalls*....
L.M: *snickers*
Christine: And the birdy goes mooo.....
L.M: *looks down at her*...wonder if I did any permant damage...
Erik: Christine! *jumps down and slams L.M into the wall* You little...
L.M: *eeps then grins and whips out the notebook again* Want me to hurtcha?
Erik: *pales and stares at Notebook* That thing's evil,isn't it?
L.M: *nods and smiles sweetly*
Erik: Ahem...er..*lets her up and brushes her off* Please continue the performance...um...Mademoiselle...?
L.M: *squeals and jumps then glomps Erik*
Erik: ACK!
L.M: *lets him go then races off to the sound/light board* Maddiun,call up Meg Giry,Isis,Tifa,Christine,and Raoul,please?
Maddiun: Yeah but Figaro-*blinks at L.M*...ok.
L.M: *runs off,giggling insanely*
Daniel: She does that a lot,doesn't she?
Maddiun: Yep,now as I was saying....
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Scythe: *finds the little gaming group and blinks*Why didn't anyone tell me this was gonna be here...?
Lark: 'cuz.
Scythe: ...'cuz...why?
Lark:*stares at screen silently*
Scythe: ...hello?
Talon & Lark: *sit and eyeball the screen*
Dash: *twitches every so often*
Isis: ...they're gone Scythe...let it go...
Intercom: We need Isis,Tifa,Christine,Raoul,and Meg to Dressing Room 6!
Isis: *blinks*...Me?*stands and walks off*
Scythe: *looks down at the 'magazine'*...I didn't know L.M drew yuri.....
Lark: Uh huh...*goes back to eyeballing tv*
Scythe: ...cool...*flops down*
L.M: *walks by and snickers softly* I draw yaoi too boys...
Dash,Scythe,Lark: *twitch*
Talon: *sarcastically* yay. *pokes Dash*play!
Dash:...kay. *continues to play*
L.M: *heads down to start talking to the girls..and Raoul..who were summoned*
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*Half an hour later,someone has pried the four guys from their game and yuri magazine,Lythos has -somehow- managed to make it back to his seat in one piece,with the audience girly right beside him,Erik and Nadir are in the audience,as well as the Managers..who all look very cozy with one another. Gabe still hasn't showed back up though,oddly enough.*
Maddiun: *blinks as he stares back stage*....are you all ready yet......?
L.M: *snickers* Just a minute! Get the music ready!
Isis: *giggles and bounces,completely in hyper mode*yay yay yay!
Tifa: ...I dun wanna do this....
L.M: Too bad.
Raoul: How come I can't see...?
L.M: *snickers harder* because........you're blindfolded....
Christine: .....I think I'm scared Raoul.......
Raoul: It's okay Christine,I'm here.
Christine: That's why I'm scared.
Raoul: *confused*...huh?
L.M: *giggles evilly* Nothing Raoul,dear...
Raoul: dear? *gulps*
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*In the Audience,as the stage goes dark*
Lark: Well yeah...I mean...I would've shot him in the head first,but trying to explode his heart is good too...
Talon: Eesh,you two are such ametures....
Dash: Well I prefer FF....
Lythos: *blinks and looks back at them* Gamage?
Lark: *nods* Yeah,Ressy Evil
Lythos: Awesome,where?
Lark: L.M's room after this. I think she might hurt us if we ignore the performance,though...
Talon: Good point...
Lythos: She is semi-evil,after all...
L.M: *from backstage*ONLY SEMI-EVIL?!
Lythos,Talon,Lark,Dash:*eep*
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*Three minutes later,soft tromping is heard on the dark stage,slight giggles then a scream*
Raoul: OH MY F**KING GOD! NO!
L.M: YES!
Raoul: *sob*
L.M: MUSIC MADDIUN!
Maddiun: *twitches and crams the cd in as fast as he can.....then walks off to go find that Ps1...*
*The lights come up a roll of notes sounds out...Tifa and L.M are in pink and blue cloudy PJS,Christine has glow in the dark kitty ears on her head,Isis has an outfit somewhere between gypsy and 90's pop fan with puppy dog ears...and Raoul has tiger kitty ears on his head,a kitty nose,paws on his hands and feet,a long blonde wig,a purple poodle skirt and a hula hoop.*
Isis: *practically bouncing,singing* I come home in the morning light,my mother says when you gonna live your life right? Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones,and girls,they wanna have fun! Oh girls just wanna have fun. *grinning*
Tifa & L.M: *are running around back stage,chasing each other,throwing bits of popcorn from their pockets at one another*
Christine: *giggles and bounces,doing a little dance*
Raoul: *looks really pathetic,but hulahoops quite well. He manages to keep it above his waist*
Isis: The phone rings,in the middle of the night. My father yells what you gonna do with your life? Oh daddy dear,you know you're still number one but,girls they wanna have fun. Oh girls just wanna have--
L.M: *tackles Tifa and tickles her,getting a squeak*
Christine: *moves in closer to Isis*
Raoul: *looks really upset by now and has tears running down his cheeks*
Isis: That's all they really want,some fun,when the working day is done- Oh,girls,they wanna have fun. Oh girls just wanna have fun.
L.M & Tifa: Girls! They want- wanna have fun. Girls! Wanna have-
Daniel: *does the funky shelly sounding part on a keyboard backstage*
L.M: *gives him a thumbs up*
Daniel: *grins*
Christine: *suddenly runs over and tackles Raoul..then starts petting him*
Raoul: *cringes* I'm never living this down..
Isis: *bouncing,her doggy ears flopping up and down..she suddenly has a hula hoop too* Some boys take a beautiful girl-
Talon: *rushes the stage,jumps on it,and snuggles Isis*
L.M: Aww. *snaps picture*
Isis: *grins big* and hide her away from the rest of the world. I wanna be the one to walk in the sun! Oh girls they wanna have fun,oh girls just wanna have-
Lark: *seems to be pondering what Talon did,but decides against it and just grins at L.M*
Isis: That's all they really want,some fun.
Isis & L.M: When the working day is done! Oh girls!
Isis: They wanna have fun. Oh girls just wanna have fun!
L.M& Tifa: Girls! They want- wanna have fun. Girls! Wanna have-
Isis,L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: They just wanna! They just wannaaaa!
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: Oh girls...
Isis: They just wanna,they just wanna! Oh girls!
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: Girls just wanna have fun!
Isis: Girls just wanna have fun! Woo!
Talon: *blinks at the 'woo' then snickers some*
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: They just wanna,they just wanna!
Isis: They just wanna,they just wanna.
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: They just wanna,they just wanna,Oh girls!
Isis: They just wanna,they just wanna-
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: Girls just wanna have fun!
Isis: They just wanna,they just wanna,oh girls,Girls just wanna have fun!
Christine: *snuggles Raoul*
Erik: *twitches in the audience*
Isis: When the workin day when the workin day is done oh when the workin' day is done oh girls girls just wanna have fun
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: They just wanna! They just wanna!
Isis: they just wanna they just wanna
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: Oh girls!
Isis: They just wanna,they just wanna!
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: Girls just wanna have fun!
Isis: Oh girls...Girls just wanna have fun!
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: They just wanna,they just wanna!
Isis: When the workin day when the workin day is done
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: They just wanna,they just wanna!
Isis: Oh when the workin day is done
L.M,Christine,Raoul & Tifa: Oh girls! Girls just wanna have fun!
Isis: Oh girls,girls just wanna have fun...
*The music stops...but suddenly there's a loud scraping sound from above and a soft laugh. The curtains swing close,Isis screams,Raoul and Christine run out from under the curtain,stage left,Talon and Isis fall through the front a moment later as two,younger screams are heard. Both get mysteriously cut off. When the curtain opens a moment later,L.M and Tifa are missing and there's a huge hole in the center of the stage*
A/n: SEE?! See! You all thought this was an innocent humor fic! *jumps up and down* It has a plot! YAYNESS! ^.^ Anyway,I don't own sony either.......just so they can't sue me.....*pouts* *giggles* More...MUCH more..to come...