A/n: Well,this one took a bit longer than I thought it would o.o; ^_^ Oh well! Everyone was happy with the last chapter...excepting for one thing. *Eyeballs the person who Talon is codenamed* You will be Osiris when I tell you you can be so :p
^_^ Anyhow! Next song! Oh..and part of this 'mystery' is revealed..*cackle* ...And I still don't own anything...

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Lark:*runs up to the stage,shaking faintly* Where is she?!

Isis: *staring at the stage then over at Talon then back at Lark* I....I don't know....

Daniel: Hey? Where'd Maddiun go?

Lark: *twitches*...I'll kill him..

Lythos & Scythe: *run up to restrain Lark*

Scythe: Calm down man,she'll be f-*freezes,looking down into the hole* Tifa!

*Tifa lies beneath a big weight,smashed to itty bitty bitsies,a very faint snicker is heard from far off*

Meg: *runs up from backstage,where she'd been helping L.M do the choreography* There's another phantom! And he's here!

Erik: *frowns from the audience and slowly walks toward the stage. When he gets there,he looks down at the crushed person* Ha...I'd have more imagination than -that-...

Christine: *realizing Raoul is still on top of her*um...Raoul..?

Raoul: Muffin?

Christine: Could...you move?

Raoul: ...Why?

Christine: Because this looks... ....nevermind...Erik,help?

Erik: *walks over and helps her up as Nadir walks out with a little notepad in hand*

Nadir: Alright,Gabe,Maddiun,and L.M are missing,and Tifa is dead. Correct?

All: *nod slowly*

Nadir: *squeaks and jumps in the air* Yippy skippy! I get to solve a mystery! *runs off*

Erik: ....and someone fed Nadir cocaine apparently,too...

All others: *nod once again,very slowly*

Talon: Are we all just going to stand here,or are we going to try to find L.M?

Gabe: *walks out from the backstage area* Did I miss something? What about L.M?

Talon: *points at the hole in stage*

Gabe: *looks down it*...Whoever did that did some damn nice work...

Isis: Gabe.

Gabe: Right. Back to L.M...

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L.M: *stands up,wincing as her leg pops softly* Ow,dammit. Where -am- I?

Maddiun: *from her left* I don't know where we are...

L.M: *blinks and looks over at him then yelps..then glares somewhat* You know,just because we're in a Phan Phic doesn't mean you get to be Erik's twin.

Maddiun: *glares back at her* I just saved you from getting smashed through the stage. I'd think you'd be happy.

L.M: *tries to take a step back...but falls and hits the ground* What d'you mean 'smashed through the stage'?

Maddiun: *sighs and crosses his arms,moving over and picking her up,searching for somewhere to lay her* I was backstage,watching you and Tifa,and I saw someone holding a very large weight over their head,aimed toward you two. So I ran out and grabbed you...unfortunatly...we fell back about three floors down through a hollowed out wall...

L.M: *blinks,very slowly then narrows her eyes at him* You're confusing me. ...but thank you,I think?

Maddiun: *nods,putting her on a plank of plywood* Welcome..Now what to do?

L.M: *grins* I have an idea...

Maddiun: Oh God...

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Lark: *stands in the room he's been locked in....which is completely trashed by now,the door is half kicked in,and,unfortunatly,the windows have bars over them* Dammit...It's not as if it'll hurt....I'll make it -really- fast..

Scythe: *from outside* Hence why you're in there.

Lark: *growls and sits on the half ripped apart mattress*

L.M: *screams* LARK?!

Lark: *jumps straight up in the air*L.M!!!! *claws at the wall* Keep yelling!!!!

L.M: *silent*

*Back out on stage...*

Nadir: *is questioning Isis and Talon* So you were just singing..you didn't notice anything unusual ma'm?

Isis: Other than someone getting smashed through the floor? Nope. Not a damn thing. *glare,twitch*

Nadir: *pauses*...*looks at Talon* Did -you- notice anything sir?

Talon: *just -glares- at him*

Nadir: *erks* Okay. Thank you. *scurries off*

Dash: *is sitting,stunned,in the audience*...I think I feel ill....

Daniel: *having gone back to the audience* I'm worse...my best friend is off somewhere,maybe dead,with a girl who continually upsets him,along with a guy pledging to rip his head off.

Dash: *looks over at him* You win.

Daniel: *blinks* Can I have a plushie? A teddy bear?

Dash: ....No.

Daniel: ....Why?

Lythos: Because he doesn't have one,dammit. Now get UP here.

Daniel: *sighs* Okies...*stands up and heads back to the stage.*

Gabe: *has taken his place back in the balcony* I feel bored...I feel -very- bored....

Ayesha: *walks up,rubbing against him with a loud,long purr*

Gabe: Aw...*picks her up and gently scratches her ears* How's the kitty doing?

Ayesha: Mew.

Gabe: Aww!! *pets her more and cuddles her*

Isis: *seeing this from the stage,sweatdrops*

Gabe: *looks down and eyes Isis* What?

Isis: ...Notthhhhhhhhinnnnngggg.....

Christine: *looking around quietly*...has anyone seen Piangi or Carlotta?

Raoul: Not since we got here....

L.M: *comes across on a walkie talkie by the sound/light board* Someone? Anyone?! HELLO?!

Raoul: *screams and runs over to grab it* L.M's possessing this device....thingermajig! Must kill it!

Isis,Talon,Lythos: NO!

Raoul: *smashes it*

Isis: You fuggin idiot!

Talon: *rubs his forehead* Ugh....

Lythos: *goes over and punches him dead in the jaw then picks the pieces up and looks at Talon* Well techy boy?

Talon: *looks at it then looks at Lythos,then back at it*...Give it here.

Lythos: *tosses the pieces to him,Talon and Isis head off to try to fix the thing*

Raoul: Tee hee....lookie at all the pwetty birdies...*falls over*

Gabe: *snickers from the balcony*

Meg: *looks down at Tifa*..Do we just leave her down there or..?

Lythos: *nods* Yep. Someone call up the Maintence crew to fix this. I'm gonna go talk to Lark.

Mme. Giry: *nods and walks off to do as she's told*

Lythos: *takes a wrong turn as he goes backstage and sees a table,that was a buffet,completely empty* What the hells?

Carlotta: *groans from under the table* Shouldn't've had that 20th giant chocolate chip cookie....

Lythos: *picks up the tablecloth to reveal Carlotta and Piangi,their stomachs buldged out,completely stuffed with food. Piangi has passed out*.....

Carlotta: *waves her pudgy little arm at him*...Hi........

Lythos: ....Hi. Get out on stage. Drag him along too. *walks away*

Carlotta: They want me to WALK?!

Piangi: *shakes and wakes up screaming* Cara,Cara! I had a nightmare!

Carlotta: *snuggles him as best she can* What was it?

Piangi: Y..you said we have to -walk- somewhere!

Carlotta: *shakes and sobs* It's true!!!

Piangi: NOOOOO!!!!

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Meg: *searching through L.M's dressing room with Christine* Hey! L.M left a list of what songs to do,when,and who to do them! The show can go on!

Christine: *looks over at her*...Burn it?

Meg: *nods* Agreed.

*Meg tries to set it on fire with a few matches from our favorite pyromaniac of an authoress' drawer...until she notices the flame retardant label on the back of the lamination*

Christine & Meg: ......

Raoul: .....What's that sound?

*Out on stage*

Mme Giry: *slams her cane down against the floor* 5,6,7,8! Andre! Music!

Andre: *covers his ears and pushes the play button with his toe*

*Back in L.M's dressing room as Miss Godawful herself,Brittany Spears,starts singing from the cd playing*

Christine: *giggling* Oops I did it again...This is fun! *bounces*

Meg: *shudders* She sings worse than Carlotta...

Raoul: *on the floor,hands over his ears,screaming like a banshee* Turn it off!!! TURN IT OFF!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Christine: *bouncing around like the braindead creature we all know she is* I'm not that innocent!!

Meg: Didn't fool me...Nope...

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Lythos: So -THAT- is why you don't have to worry about Maddiun doing anything to L.M...*thought*'or vice versa.'

Lark: I'm giving you 3 seconds to get out of here before I maul you. 1..

Lythos: *sweatdrops* Erk.

Lark: 2.

Lythos: *runs out of the room*SHUT IT! SHUUUUUUUTTTT IIIITTT!!

Lark: 3! *lunges and hits the door solidly* OW!

Scythe: Hasn't anyone thought of bringing one of her dogs in to sniff her out?

Lythos: Wouldn't we have to go to her house?

Scythe: I thought I saw Desarin outside......

Lark: For God's sake! Go find him then!!!

Scythe: ...but he got me all muddy last time...

Lythos: *groans* Wimp..*heads outside*

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L.M: Well...*eyeing the poor little walkie talkie that's just static* That didn't work..

Maddiun: How many ways is Lark going to kill me? Do you think?

L.M: Oh...I dunno...5..6...

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A/n: More to come....ha! And there was singing in this one ^^!!

Next Chapter: You will find out who killed Tifa.

L.M and Maddiun shall escape from the cellars.

Someone else will die! Who will it be?! Be watching for another chapter soon! Review!