Title: Three Ficlets: Fic One - The Slumber Party
Author: Davenrood
Rating:
Disclaimer: I don't own anything because J.K. Rowling owns it all, except for what she doesn't own.
Comments: For all of you who are following my other fic "Adventures in Life Drawing" the next chapter will be here soon. I've been sick, and a bit busy with my new job, so I apologize profusely. Here are three extremely silly ficlets that I've put together and named, the appropriately titled, Three Ficlets.
This first ficlet is extremely silly and there are several lines that are out of character...specially for dumbledore, or maybe not...he is a rather odd one.
(... means dead silence. !!! Means...excitement by generally everyone....duh.)
Three Ficlets: Fic One - The Slumber Party
"I can't believe this is happening."
Albus shook his head, "Now, now, Severus. This will be a delightful night."
Snape sighed deeply. "Somehow I doubt that..."
Albus just patted his younger coleague on the arm and directed him to his sleeping bag. It was covered with blue and green fairies. The rest of the Hogwarts teaching staff were sitting in their pajamas next to similar sleeping bags, with leprechauns and veelas decorating the fabric. Dumbledore's had little green snakes and glittery bats.
"Alright, now that we are all gathered," the Headmaster said, "The slumber party can now commence!"
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"Commence!"
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Albus shook his head. "Come now...we are here to have fun. That is why I planned this for you all. Fun for the teachers before the students get here!"
"Respectfully, Headmaster, I don't think that spending a night with Snape is what I'd call fun," Lupin stated with a blank face. Several other professors nodded their agreeance. Snape's face turned an odd shade of red.
"I'm not fun? I'm NOT FUN?! Well, then I'll drink the Alcoholic Butterbeer ALL.BY.MY.SELF!"
!!!
"Butterbeer? Of course you're fun, Severus." McGonnagall flashed him her nicest smile, but spoke mechanically. "I would love to share in light- heartedness and trivialities with you."
"Me, too."
"Me, three!"
"Me....want....Butterbeer." Everyone looked at the last person. "What?" Albus snapped. "It's good drinkin!"
Snape hugged the Butterbeer to his chest with a possessive frown. "What do I get in return for my beer?"
McGonnagall shrugged. "We'll like you a little bit?"
...
"Good enough for me," Snape said, happy in his own little Snapey way. "Butterbeer all around!"
***2 hours later***
"And I can't believe I drank this whole bottle again!" Snape slammed down his fourth bottle of Butterbeer and grabbed another. "Give us a kissy, Lupin."
Lupin stared at Snape with wide eyes. "...OKAY!"
Meanwhile:
"I'm the leprechaun! I'm the leprechaun!"
Flitwick was running about the room chasing Hooch and Trelawney with a candle held beneath his face. The two professors were screaming and giggling.
"I'm the leprechaun!"
"Stop that, Flitwick," Vector said, meekly. "You're scaring me."
Flitwick stopped. "I'm sorry, Vector. I really didn't mean to scare you."
"That's alright. Apology accepted."
Flitwick smiled. "I'm so glad........because I'M THE LEPRECHAUN!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Meanwhile:
"I drank the whole bottle again! But it keeps filling back up," Snape told Lupin. "It's so WEIRD!!!!"
McGonnagall ran to the center of the sleeping bag circle and shouted, "TIME FOR TRUTH OR DARE!"
!!!
"Okay!" The whole group ran to their sleeping bags. Albus cleared his throat.
"I'm The Man, so I get go f-"
"Excuse me," Snape interrupted. "But I think The Man is me."
Albus glared at him. "But I'm the Headmaster, and I can fire you."
"And you are The Man."
"That's what I thought. Anyway," Albus continued. "Sybil. Truth or Dare?"
"My far seeing eye tells me that I do not want to perform your Dare, and that I must pick Truth."
"Why do you like Divination so much?"
Everyone stared intently at Trelawney. Her eyes darted from person to person until she finally broke down.
"Alright! I did so well in the class in school because I could make things up in Divination! That's why I love it so much!"
"I knew it," muttered Minerva. She crossed her arms smugly. Trelawney, however caught this little muttering and turned her eyes to the Deputy Headmistress.
"Minerva...Truth or Dare? You will choose Dare of course."
"That is ridiculous, Sybil... I wasn't...oh, fine. I was...I was going to choose Dare. Happy?"
Trelawney smiled smugly. "I dare you to kiss Snape's bare feet."
Minerva looked like she was going to cry. "This isn't fair. Albus-"
"Minerva. I'm surprised at you," he reprimanded. "Truth or Dare is a sacred game, and once you have entered into it, you cannot back out."
"Fine! Severus... take off your socks..."
Snape did so, a wicked grin on his face. He wiggled his little alabaster white toes at her. With a grimace she leaned over and kissed both feet as quickly as possible.
"That," Snape said, "Was the best moment in my whole life."
"I'll obliviate that memory later," McGonnagall muttered softly. "My turn. Remus. Truth or Dare?"
Lupin sat up with excitement. "Um....Truth! No...Dare! No.........Dare!"
"Stop! Okay....I dare you to....erm....to....I can't think of one."
Snape rolled his eyes. "That's because you're boring."
McGonnagall glared daggers at him. "I am not boring! Fine! Remus, I dare you to do a striptease for Severus!"
Lupin stared at McGonnagall with wide eyes. "...OKAY!"
"STOP!"
Everyone turned slowly towards Dumbledore who was frowning. "That is unacceptable, Minerva."
"But-"
"No buts."
"But I had to-"
"No."
"But I kissed-"
"No stripping."
"-feet."
"NO!"
There was a chorus of 'awwwwwws' from the teachers, the loudest coming from Snape.
"I think it is high time we got some rest." Albus said sternly. "Tomorrow, after all, is the welcoming of the students and the feast."
There were a few more 'awws' but most everyone had passed out between 'Tomorrow' and 'welcoming.' Everyone else began to settle down into their sleeping bags, but somehow, Lupin ended up in the fairy sleeping bag with Snape.
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"...and I can't believe I drank the whole bottle again!"
END of Fic One
*****
Next Fic: Fic Two - While You Were Out
Something very major happens when Harry and Ron are vacationing in America before their 7th year. Hermione fills them in...
Author: Davenrood
Rating:
Disclaimer: I don't own anything because J.K. Rowling owns it all, except for what she doesn't own.
Comments: For all of you who are following my other fic "Adventures in Life Drawing" the next chapter will be here soon. I've been sick, and a bit busy with my new job, so I apologize profusely. Here are three extremely silly ficlets that I've put together and named, the appropriately titled, Three Ficlets.
This first ficlet is extremely silly and there are several lines that are out of character...specially for dumbledore, or maybe not...he is a rather odd one.
(... means dead silence. !!! Means...excitement by generally everyone....duh.)
Three Ficlets: Fic One - The Slumber Party
"I can't believe this is happening."
Albus shook his head, "Now, now, Severus. This will be a delightful night."
Snape sighed deeply. "Somehow I doubt that..."
Albus just patted his younger coleague on the arm and directed him to his sleeping bag. It was covered with blue and green fairies. The rest of the Hogwarts teaching staff were sitting in their pajamas next to similar sleeping bags, with leprechauns and veelas decorating the fabric. Dumbledore's had little green snakes and glittery bats.
"Alright, now that we are all gathered," the Headmaster said, "The slumber party can now commence!"
...
...
...
"Commence!"
...
...
...
Albus shook his head. "Come now...we are here to have fun. That is why I planned this for you all. Fun for the teachers before the students get here!"
"Respectfully, Headmaster, I don't think that spending a night with Snape is what I'd call fun," Lupin stated with a blank face. Several other professors nodded their agreeance. Snape's face turned an odd shade of red.
"I'm not fun? I'm NOT FUN?! Well, then I'll drink the Alcoholic Butterbeer ALL.BY.MY.SELF!"
!!!
"Butterbeer? Of course you're fun, Severus." McGonnagall flashed him her nicest smile, but spoke mechanically. "I would love to share in light- heartedness and trivialities with you."
"Me, too."
"Me, three!"
"Me....want....Butterbeer." Everyone looked at the last person. "What?" Albus snapped. "It's good drinkin!"
Snape hugged the Butterbeer to his chest with a possessive frown. "What do I get in return for my beer?"
McGonnagall shrugged. "We'll like you a little bit?"
...
"Good enough for me," Snape said, happy in his own little Snapey way. "Butterbeer all around!"
***2 hours later***
"And I can't believe I drank this whole bottle again!" Snape slammed down his fourth bottle of Butterbeer and grabbed another. "Give us a kissy, Lupin."
Lupin stared at Snape with wide eyes. "...OKAY!"
Meanwhile:
"I'm the leprechaun! I'm the leprechaun!"
Flitwick was running about the room chasing Hooch and Trelawney with a candle held beneath his face. The two professors were screaming and giggling.
"I'm the leprechaun!"
"Stop that, Flitwick," Vector said, meekly. "You're scaring me."
Flitwick stopped. "I'm sorry, Vector. I really didn't mean to scare you."
"That's alright. Apology accepted."
Flitwick smiled. "I'm so glad........because I'M THE LEPRECHAUN!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Meanwhile:
"I drank the whole bottle again! But it keeps filling back up," Snape told Lupin. "It's so WEIRD!!!!"
McGonnagall ran to the center of the sleeping bag circle and shouted, "TIME FOR TRUTH OR DARE!"
!!!
"Okay!" The whole group ran to their sleeping bags. Albus cleared his throat.
"I'm The Man, so I get go f-"
"Excuse me," Snape interrupted. "But I think The Man is me."
Albus glared at him. "But I'm the Headmaster, and I can fire you."
"And you are The Man."
"That's what I thought. Anyway," Albus continued. "Sybil. Truth or Dare?"
"My far seeing eye tells me that I do not want to perform your Dare, and that I must pick Truth."
"Why do you like Divination so much?"
Everyone stared intently at Trelawney. Her eyes darted from person to person until she finally broke down.
"Alright! I did so well in the class in school because I could make things up in Divination! That's why I love it so much!"
"I knew it," muttered Minerva. She crossed her arms smugly. Trelawney, however caught this little muttering and turned her eyes to the Deputy Headmistress.
"Minerva...Truth or Dare? You will choose Dare of course."
"That is ridiculous, Sybil... I wasn't...oh, fine. I was...I was going to choose Dare. Happy?"
Trelawney smiled smugly. "I dare you to kiss Snape's bare feet."
Minerva looked like she was going to cry. "This isn't fair. Albus-"
"Minerva. I'm surprised at you," he reprimanded. "Truth or Dare is a sacred game, and once you have entered into it, you cannot back out."
"Fine! Severus... take off your socks..."
Snape did so, a wicked grin on his face. He wiggled his little alabaster white toes at her. With a grimace she leaned over and kissed both feet as quickly as possible.
"That," Snape said, "Was the best moment in my whole life."
"I'll obliviate that memory later," McGonnagall muttered softly. "My turn. Remus. Truth or Dare?"
Lupin sat up with excitement. "Um....Truth! No...Dare! No.........Dare!"
"Stop! Okay....I dare you to....erm....to....I can't think of one."
Snape rolled his eyes. "That's because you're boring."
McGonnagall glared daggers at him. "I am not boring! Fine! Remus, I dare you to do a striptease for Severus!"
Lupin stared at McGonnagall with wide eyes. "...OKAY!"
"STOP!"
Everyone turned slowly towards Dumbledore who was frowning. "That is unacceptable, Minerva."
"But-"
"No buts."
"But I had to-"
"No."
"But I kissed-"
"No stripping."
"-feet."
"NO!"
There was a chorus of 'awwwwwws' from the teachers, the loudest coming from Snape.
"I think it is high time we got some rest." Albus said sternly. "Tomorrow, after all, is the welcoming of the students and the feast."
There were a few more 'awws' but most everyone had passed out between 'Tomorrow' and 'welcoming.' Everyone else began to settle down into their sleeping bags, but somehow, Lupin ended up in the fairy sleeping bag with Snape.
...
...
...
"...and I can't believe I drank the whole bottle again!"
END of Fic One
*****
Next Fic: Fic Two - While You Were Out
Something very major happens when Harry and Ron are vacationing in America before their 7th year. Hermione fills them in...