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*** blah blah *** just weird stuff I like to insert in a story ^^
This was supposed to be a one-shot story but then I got another weird idea. Maybe I'll even do all of them if I get more ideas.
Hiko-sama's 50th birthday!!!
Sano was lazily ambling towards Hiko-sama's tiny beat-up shack ***insert Sano's theme music*** when he heard a crash followed by a very familiar "Orororo.". He smirked, seems like Kenshin got here before him even though he left first. Probably because he took time off the journey to powderize a few boulders and a few trees along the way. He even tried to do the Futae no Kiwami on a little pond but all that did was get him wet and killed a few fish, which he roasted later. ***insert a picture of a forest trail that had been 80% destroyed, only a few admirably stalwart trees were able to survive the destructive force which is Sanosuke Sagara***
He opened the door to see a semi-dead Kenshin lying on the floor and Hiko-sama sporting a huge vein on his head and a very intricate walking stick. The walking stick had a few cracks on it, a testament to Kenshin's hard head, considering the fact that the walking stick looked like it was made of hardwood.
"Ororororo..", the twitching figure kept on mumbling. Sano figured that Kenshin was alright since he could still speak. He's used to it anyway, living with Koaru and all.
"What are you doing here Sagara?", and irate Hiko asked. He was obviously still bugged by the cane, which Sano assumed, Kenshin gave him.
"Just here to greet you a happy birthday.", Sano shrugged. "Here's your birthday gift." With that, he handed Hiko a bulky object wrapped in sackcloth.
"What's this?"
"Your birthday present.", Sano said with a wide smile.
"You bought me a birthday present?", Hiko raised an eyebrow.
"Well, since you're getting so OLD and all."
***CRACK***
"OOoooWWWWwwww", Sano cried, rubbing his head. Apparently his head was harder than Kenshin's since he didn't get knocked out.
A few more cracks appeared on the heavy-duty, hardwood cane. ***Well, it has to be heavy duty if it's gonna be used by Hiko-sama. ***
While Sano was rubbing the throbbing bump on his head. Hiko looked at the object suspiciously. First, he knocked it with his knuckles then proceeded to poke and prod it. After a short session of poking and prodding, he put it against his ear and shook it and after that he even sniffed it.
Sano sweatdropped, "Uh, Hiko-sama, what are you doing?"
Hiko looked at him and said. "I was just checking if you didn't give me anything stupid."
Sano sweatdropped some more. "Look, just open it, okay? I'm sure you'll like it."
Hiko looked at Sano's gift. "Well, I'm sure it's not another cane." He started ripping off the sack cloth.
It was a bottle of sake.
Sano beamed. "Ain't it great? It's the best money can buy. "
Hiko said nothing. He picked up the bottle and just held it for a second or two. The he opened the sake bottle and took a sniff.
"This is only half-full!!! You drank from it! How dare you give me a second-hand gift!", Hiko glared at Sano.
"What?!", Sano objected. "Can't you see? It's full all the way to the top."
"No. This is only half sake. You drank the other half didn't you???"
"How did you know? You didn't even drink from it!"
" I have a sixth sense when it comes to sake. I can tell anything about sake by just a mere sniff!!! You can't fool me!", Hiko looked somewhat proud by his ability to tell anything about sake by simply taking a whiff of it.
"Ehh. I was thirsty after the long journey so I drank some of it."
"Then what's the other half content of this bottle?"
"Um.."
Author's notes: Well, this one is longer than the other one. But still short.
What do you think was the other half of the sake bottle? Maybe he recycled.. O_o
Nah.
Well, I did say he passed by a little pond right? ^^ I wonder if pond water with little fishies is sanitary. Probably not, since it's stagnant water. Imagine the tadpoles, or the bacteria. O_o
And thank you to Kay-san, Chiruken, DragonGoddess, aku-chan, Goddess of Stupidity and AniPrinzess for reviewing me!!! Those were my first reviews.
*** blah blah *** just weird stuff I like to insert in a story ^^
This was supposed to be a one-shot story but then I got another weird idea. Maybe I'll even do all of them if I get more ideas.
Hiko-sama's 50th birthday!!!
Sano was lazily ambling towards Hiko-sama's tiny beat-up shack ***insert Sano's theme music*** when he heard a crash followed by a very familiar "Orororo.". He smirked, seems like Kenshin got here before him even though he left first. Probably because he took time off the journey to powderize a few boulders and a few trees along the way. He even tried to do the Futae no Kiwami on a little pond but all that did was get him wet and killed a few fish, which he roasted later. ***insert a picture of a forest trail that had been 80% destroyed, only a few admirably stalwart trees were able to survive the destructive force which is Sanosuke Sagara***
He opened the door to see a semi-dead Kenshin lying on the floor and Hiko-sama sporting a huge vein on his head and a very intricate walking stick. The walking stick had a few cracks on it, a testament to Kenshin's hard head, considering the fact that the walking stick looked like it was made of hardwood.
"Ororororo..", the twitching figure kept on mumbling. Sano figured that Kenshin was alright since he could still speak. He's used to it anyway, living with Koaru and all.
"What are you doing here Sagara?", and irate Hiko asked. He was obviously still bugged by the cane, which Sano assumed, Kenshin gave him.
"Just here to greet you a happy birthday.", Sano shrugged. "Here's your birthday gift." With that, he handed Hiko a bulky object wrapped in sackcloth.
"What's this?"
"Your birthday present.", Sano said with a wide smile.
"You bought me a birthday present?", Hiko raised an eyebrow.
"Well, since you're getting so OLD and all."
***CRACK***
"OOoooWWWWwwww", Sano cried, rubbing his head. Apparently his head was harder than Kenshin's since he didn't get knocked out.
A few more cracks appeared on the heavy-duty, hardwood cane. ***Well, it has to be heavy duty if it's gonna be used by Hiko-sama. ***
While Sano was rubbing the throbbing bump on his head. Hiko looked at the object suspiciously. First, he knocked it with his knuckles then proceeded to poke and prod it. After a short session of poking and prodding, he put it against his ear and shook it and after that he even sniffed it.
Sano sweatdropped, "Uh, Hiko-sama, what are you doing?"
Hiko looked at him and said. "I was just checking if you didn't give me anything stupid."
Sano sweatdropped some more. "Look, just open it, okay? I'm sure you'll like it."
Hiko looked at Sano's gift. "Well, I'm sure it's not another cane." He started ripping off the sack cloth.
It was a bottle of sake.
Sano beamed. "Ain't it great? It's the best money can buy. "
Hiko said nothing. He picked up the bottle and just held it for a second or two. The he opened the sake bottle and took a sniff.
"This is only half-full!!! You drank from it! How dare you give me a second-hand gift!", Hiko glared at Sano.
"What?!", Sano objected. "Can't you see? It's full all the way to the top."
"No. This is only half sake. You drank the other half didn't you???"
"How did you know? You didn't even drink from it!"
" I have a sixth sense when it comes to sake. I can tell anything about sake by just a mere sniff!!! You can't fool me!", Hiko looked somewhat proud by his ability to tell anything about sake by simply taking a whiff of it.
"Ehh. I was thirsty after the long journey so I drank some of it."
"Then what's the other half content of this bottle?"
"Um.."
Author's notes: Well, this one is longer than the other one. But still short.
What do you think was the other half of the sake bottle? Maybe he recycled.. O_o
Nah.
Well, I did say he passed by a little pond right? ^^ I wonder if pond water with little fishies is sanitary. Probably not, since it's stagnant water. Imagine the tadpoles, or the bacteria. O_o
And thank you to Kay-san, Chiruken, DragonGoddess, aku-chan, Goddess of Stupidity and AniPrinzess for reviewing me!!! Those were my first reviews.