Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd 'n Eddy or Cowboy bebop
The eds are on the bebop and in the hyper space gate to mars
"WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TOILET" said eddy "walking out of the bathroom. Double d do you know." "No eddy" said double d. "what about you lumpy," said eddy looking at ed who has a stomach is shape like a toilet. Uh no eddy I did not eat the toilet. Said ed.
Session 1- buttered toast blues
Meanwhile on mars a fat guy with a stupid haircut went into a bar. "an X beer" said the guy. "Sorry where not allowed to sell that kind of beer any more" said the bartender. "Why not" said the guy. "don't you know the law that was just passed it was to ban X beer from mars. "Damn it" said the guy suddenly every body in the bar except the bartender took out their guns and pointed them at the guy with a stupid haircut. "We got you now Shawn Cowdrick" said a man with purple hair.
"What did I .shut up" said the man with the purple hair interrupting Shawn. You know what you did, you tricked 200 people into their money for X beer and I'm after the 8 million woolong on your head.
You should know that this is a bounty hunter's bar and the biggest bounty hunters team hangs out here the pyramids. I'm Ralph the leader of the pyramids.
Suddenly Shawn threw a smoke bomb on the ground and ran outside the bar and into his car and started to drive off. Then Ralph and the others ran outside the bar and got into a van and started chasing Shawn, Ralph went up a ladder in the van that lead to the top. Ralph handcuffed his leg to the rail on the van.
Ralph put on sunglasses and drew his pistol out and started shooting at Shawn's car. Ralph tried to shoot out one of the tires but there were bulletproof. "Hey ray" said Ralph to a the driver who was very tattooed and had red hair "got any suggestions."
"You could try using that flamethrower and....""what and loose that 8 million woolong" said Ralph interrupted ray. "Put it on a low flame" said ray, "he'll run away when he finds out that the car a on fire" "ok then we'll give it a try said Ralph.
Ralph pulled up from the van and before he got a chance to fire, Shawn lit and threw a pipe bomb at the van and the van exploded
Back aboard the bebop..
"Ed the toilet is not food" said eddy. "I think we're about to exit hyper space now said double d". "ok then lets check the computer now" eddy went to the computer then he was browsing around at the bounty. "Hello! Said eddy when he came to Shawn's name. "hey guys check this guy out he so stupid, fat and has bad haircut, and he's worth 8 million woolong. "That looks like the alien from "invasion from eat my short from head to toe."
The eds landed on mars
Eddy went out side first then double d then ed. Eddy I'm having second thought about this bounty hunting thing". Said double d. "shut up double d we can make lots of money this way and ed got the right idea," said eddy pointing to ed who is wearing a Jango Fett helmet on.
"Lets go you two," said eddy. "Oh boy, oh boy," said ed. Said ed who is running to eddy. Well double d are you coming or not," said eddy to double who is just staying there and thinking. "well" said eddy. "Coming" said double d
the eds got into the sword fish II. Eddy who was piloting the ship lifted off even though him ed and double d were crammed in it
when the sword fish II was took off. It suddenly started running in building and trees. "ED STOP PRESSING ALL THE BUTTON" said eddy to ed who was pressing button at random. "OK ED" said eddy. "THAT'S IT" said eddy. Eddy landed the sword fish II and pulled ed out and duct taped him to the bottom of the ship." Ok lumpy now if you try anything funny while up in the air you'll drop" said eddy.
Eddy got back in the ship and took off. Eddy and double d were quit for most of the trip. "we need some music" said eddy. Eddy turned on the radio and played some punk rock really loud. "Eddy the music too loud" said double d pulling his hat over his ears.
"Shut up double d" said eddy and he started choking double d "you do not tell eddy what to do" said eddy "let that be a lesson" said eddy and eddy stop choking him. "Uh eddy who driving" said double d. "ahhhhh" yelled eddy he grabbed the control.
Suddenly the Sword fish two landed at a bar. Eddy came out of the cockpit then double d "well this is the place" said eddy "what place." said double d." the last place that he's been seen". Said eddy "who?" said double d "Shawn" said eddy "what's wrong with you today " said eddy
Eddy and double d went into the bar. "What about ed" said double d "leave him alone, he'll mess every thing up" said eddy.
"no drinking" said double d "we're only here to get info on shawn said double d "ALL RIGHT" yelled eddy. "Your worse than my mother" mumbled eddy.
Eddy and double d sat at the bar. "Get me a coke please" said eddy all right said the bartender. "By the way" said eddy "do you know about a guy name Shawn Cowdrick.
"Yes I do he was here a wile ago and he was chased by a bounty hunter group And never herd from the group again". Said the bartender. "the word on the street is that he is force to work for the black dragon. "said the bartender.
"who are the black dragon" asked eddy "they are the survivors from the red dragons a crime syndicate." That a guy named Spike Spiegel destroyed 3 years ago. The survivors then formed the black dragons an even worse crime syndicate.
that's a rumor there's a 10 percent chance that he's working for them. Said the bartender.
"Which way is he headed when the group chased him." Said eddy. "West" said the bartender
"if your going after him take these" the bartender held out two gun and 2000 woolong. "here some money and guns one of then is a regular killing gun and one is a stun gun that shoots sparks to stop him wile in a chase.
"Be careful with that" said double d. yeah yeah what ever. Said eddy ok lets go find him.
"surrender your buttered toast to me" said ed who walked in and has a big board of the ship on his back .
"MY SHIP" yelled eddy who ran outside and saw his sword fish II was damaged
"ED YOU IDIOT YOU BROKE MY SHIP." "Well we'll walk I guess" said double d.
The eds walked west. Until they went to a store with TVs in the window. With BIG SHOT playing on all of them.
Punch: we have the latest on shawn
Judy: yes, he was last seen stealing TVs from Ned's TV shop.
Punch: also he's worth 8 million woolong. Eddy looks up at the sign at the TV shop it said "Neds TV shop" hey there it is. The eds went in. "WHERE IS SHAWN COWDRICK." Eddy yelled at the clerk. "Sorry what eddy's trying to say is that we are looking for shawn cowdrick" said double d.
"he was stealing TVs a while ago" said the clerk. "WE KNOW THAT" said eddy. He said that he was going to xxx nude girl porno store at 6:00 PM. tonight. Said the clerk.
"Were is that" "its right next door". said the clerk. The eds went outside. "eddy may I remind you that our parent don't want us to look at stuff like that" said double d. "DOUBLE D WE ARE OVER 18." Said eddy.
"Its only 2:00 right now though." Said double d. "good then we have plenty of time at the porno store." Said eddy
"HOT DOGS" said ed "where" said eddy. "There," said ed pointing to the hotdog stand.
"That's Shawn" said eddy pointing to a fat guy with a stupid haircut selling hotdogs.
"I got a plan" said eddy. Then he whispered in his ear.
Ed went up to the stand and ordered a hot dog. Shawn gave the hot dog to ed. Then ed threw it in his face.
Then double d and eddy came up from behind and slapped handcuff on Shawn. Shawn started to run into the porno store.
Eddy and double d jumped on ed's back. "Full speed that-t-way. "yelled eddy.
Ed went though the store's brick's and shelves until they got out. The eddy and double d jumped off ed and started to chase him.
Eddy took out the stun gun while running though people. Eddy started firing at shawn and missing him. "Man for a tubby guy he sure is fast." Said eddy.
Eddy chased him up to a bridge. Shawn broke out of his hand cuffs and reached for a pipe bomb from his back pocket and threw it on the bridge. Blocking the eds From caching him.
"Man how are we get our money now." Said eddy. "Uh swim" said ed.
"I knew that" said eddy. Eddy jumped in the water then quickly jumped out saying "OUCH" with a lot of shark and leeches on his body.
He quickly scraped them off. "Any time ed" said eddy. Ed stretched his body to the other side.
Eddy and double d walked across ed. Ed went to his normal size and climb up. The eds were facing a abandon factory. "Hmmmmmmmm the thing said he likes factory" said eddy
The eds went in to the abandon factory. "Its dark in here" said double d. suddenly an idea light bulb appears over eddy's head.
"Hey ed make your lips like an o" said eddy ed did so. Eddy took the idea light bulb and screwed it in ed's mouth. Eddy pick ed up and used him as if he was a flashlight.
Ok big ed show us to the exit ed's light pointed to a door from the opposite side from which they came.
Eddy opened the door and him and the eds went inside. it was a cave that was lit up. Ewww what's that smell said eddy. Well won't be needing this any more said eddy. Taking the light bulb from ed's mouth
The eds were walking along the path with out any worries. Do you think it's safe said double d. "yeah sure what's the worst that could happen.
As they were talking the eds passed by Bruce Springsteen's corpse and above it had writing in blood it said "it's a death trap, it's a suicide rap." But the eds did not notice that
NOTE:I don't have any thing against Bruce Springsteen
The eds came across a big room full of big poke dots on the floor and both of the walls.
"Um eddy" said double d "why are there poke dots all over the place" there just trying to scare us making us think it's a trap or something. Said eddy. Eddy step on one suddenly an arrow flew a cross the room neer eddy.
"It, it is a trap" said eddy maybe this is a secret planning area for alien to probe us into thinking we are mash potatoes. Said ed
"hey guys" said ed. jump on my back. Are you crazy ed you can't jump, said eddy "Trust me" said ed
eddy and double d climbed on his back and ed jumped across the dots. Eddy fell down to the dots and arrow were pummeling him.
Ed pick eddy up crying yelling "say it isn't so eddy" eddy woke up and yelled "I AM NOT DEAD."
Eddy picking off the arrow mumbling "I'm going to kill that Aaron." Who's Aaron" said double d. "the guy who wrote this fan fic."
They continued on till they got to the exit. "Were out" said double d.
The eds saw shawn driving a s.u.v. down the street "GO GET HIM ED" yelled eddy.
Ed pulled out four tires from out of nowhere and put him on his leg and arms and laid down. "Give me a push guys" said ed. Eddy and double d gave ed a big push down a hill.
Ed was rolling down the street caching up to shawn. Ed opened his mouth really big eating shawn's car. Ed stopped since the car was so heavy he couldn't move.
Eddy and double d ran up to ed. "Are you ok ed" said double d. ed you idiot you ate shawn." Said eddy. Poly want a cracker. Said ed.
See you space cowboy..
Pre. Of next chap.
Ed: on our next session we are going to zip-a-dee-do on the guy who zip-a- dee-dos the rubys
Eddy: well ed.
Ed: oh yeah ruby Tuesday
Eddy ruby Tuesday? What kind of name is that?
The eds are on the bebop and in the hyper space gate to mars
"WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TOILET" said eddy "walking out of the bathroom. Double d do you know." "No eddy" said double d. "what about you lumpy," said eddy looking at ed who has a stomach is shape like a toilet. Uh no eddy I did not eat the toilet. Said ed.
Session 1- buttered toast blues
Meanwhile on mars a fat guy with a stupid haircut went into a bar. "an X beer" said the guy. "Sorry where not allowed to sell that kind of beer any more" said the bartender. "Why not" said the guy. "don't you know the law that was just passed it was to ban X beer from mars. "Damn it" said the guy suddenly every body in the bar except the bartender took out their guns and pointed them at the guy with a stupid haircut. "We got you now Shawn Cowdrick" said a man with purple hair.
"What did I .shut up" said the man with the purple hair interrupting Shawn. You know what you did, you tricked 200 people into their money for X beer and I'm after the 8 million woolong on your head.
You should know that this is a bounty hunter's bar and the biggest bounty hunters team hangs out here the pyramids. I'm Ralph the leader of the pyramids.
Suddenly Shawn threw a smoke bomb on the ground and ran outside the bar and into his car and started to drive off. Then Ralph and the others ran outside the bar and got into a van and started chasing Shawn, Ralph went up a ladder in the van that lead to the top. Ralph handcuffed his leg to the rail on the van.
Ralph put on sunglasses and drew his pistol out and started shooting at Shawn's car. Ralph tried to shoot out one of the tires but there were bulletproof. "Hey ray" said Ralph to a the driver who was very tattooed and had red hair "got any suggestions."
"You could try using that flamethrower and....""what and loose that 8 million woolong" said Ralph interrupted ray. "Put it on a low flame" said ray, "he'll run away when he finds out that the car a on fire" "ok then we'll give it a try said Ralph.
Ralph pulled up from the van and before he got a chance to fire, Shawn lit and threw a pipe bomb at the van and the van exploded
Back aboard the bebop..
"Ed the toilet is not food" said eddy. "I think we're about to exit hyper space now said double d". "ok then lets check the computer now" eddy went to the computer then he was browsing around at the bounty. "Hello! Said eddy when he came to Shawn's name. "hey guys check this guy out he so stupid, fat and has bad haircut, and he's worth 8 million woolong. "That looks like the alien from "invasion from eat my short from head to toe."
The eds landed on mars
Eddy went out side first then double d then ed. Eddy I'm having second thought about this bounty hunting thing". Said double d. "shut up double d we can make lots of money this way and ed got the right idea," said eddy pointing to ed who is wearing a Jango Fett helmet on.
"Lets go you two," said eddy. "Oh boy, oh boy," said ed. Said ed who is running to eddy. Well double d are you coming or not," said eddy to double who is just staying there and thinking. "well" said eddy. "Coming" said double d
the eds got into the sword fish II. Eddy who was piloting the ship lifted off even though him ed and double d were crammed in it
when the sword fish II was took off. It suddenly started running in building and trees. "ED STOP PRESSING ALL THE BUTTON" said eddy to ed who was pressing button at random. "OK ED" said eddy. "THAT'S IT" said eddy. Eddy landed the sword fish II and pulled ed out and duct taped him to the bottom of the ship." Ok lumpy now if you try anything funny while up in the air you'll drop" said eddy.
Eddy got back in the ship and took off. Eddy and double d were quit for most of the trip. "we need some music" said eddy. Eddy turned on the radio and played some punk rock really loud. "Eddy the music too loud" said double d pulling his hat over his ears.
"Shut up double d" said eddy and he started choking double d "you do not tell eddy what to do" said eddy "let that be a lesson" said eddy and eddy stop choking him. "Uh eddy who driving" said double d. "ahhhhh" yelled eddy he grabbed the control.
Suddenly the Sword fish two landed at a bar. Eddy came out of the cockpit then double d "well this is the place" said eddy "what place." said double d." the last place that he's been seen". Said eddy "who?" said double d "Shawn" said eddy "what's wrong with you today " said eddy
Eddy and double d went into the bar. "What about ed" said double d "leave him alone, he'll mess every thing up" said eddy.
"no drinking" said double d "we're only here to get info on shawn said double d "ALL RIGHT" yelled eddy. "Your worse than my mother" mumbled eddy.
Eddy and double d sat at the bar. "Get me a coke please" said eddy all right said the bartender. "By the way" said eddy "do you know about a guy name Shawn Cowdrick.
"Yes I do he was here a wile ago and he was chased by a bounty hunter group And never herd from the group again". Said the bartender. "the word on the street is that he is force to work for the black dragon. "said the bartender.
"who are the black dragon" asked eddy "they are the survivors from the red dragons a crime syndicate." That a guy named Spike Spiegel destroyed 3 years ago. The survivors then formed the black dragons an even worse crime syndicate.
that's a rumor there's a 10 percent chance that he's working for them. Said the bartender.
"Which way is he headed when the group chased him." Said eddy. "West" said the bartender
"if your going after him take these" the bartender held out two gun and 2000 woolong. "here some money and guns one of then is a regular killing gun and one is a stun gun that shoots sparks to stop him wile in a chase.
"Be careful with that" said double d. yeah yeah what ever. Said eddy ok lets go find him.
"surrender your buttered toast to me" said ed who walked in and has a big board of the ship on his back .
"MY SHIP" yelled eddy who ran outside and saw his sword fish II was damaged
"ED YOU IDIOT YOU BROKE MY SHIP." "Well we'll walk I guess" said double d.
The eds walked west. Until they went to a store with TVs in the window. With BIG SHOT playing on all of them.
Punch: we have the latest on shawn
Judy: yes, he was last seen stealing TVs from Ned's TV shop.
Punch: also he's worth 8 million woolong. Eddy looks up at the sign at the TV shop it said "Neds TV shop" hey there it is. The eds went in. "WHERE IS SHAWN COWDRICK." Eddy yelled at the clerk. "Sorry what eddy's trying to say is that we are looking for shawn cowdrick" said double d.
"he was stealing TVs a while ago" said the clerk. "WE KNOW THAT" said eddy. He said that he was going to xxx nude girl porno store at 6:00 PM. tonight. Said the clerk.
"Were is that" "its right next door". said the clerk. The eds went outside. "eddy may I remind you that our parent don't want us to look at stuff like that" said double d. "DOUBLE D WE ARE OVER 18." Said eddy.
"Its only 2:00 right now though." Said double d. "good then we have plenty of time at the porno store." Said eddy
"HOT DOGS" said ed "where" said eddy. "There," said ed pointing to the hotdog stand.
"That's Shawn" said eddy pointing to a fat guy with a stupid haircut selling hotdogs.
"I got a plan" said eddy. Then he whispered in his ear.
Ed went up to the stand and ordered a hot dog. Shawn gave the hot dog to ed. Then ed threw it in his face.
Then double d and eddy came up from behind and slapped handcuff on Shawn. Shawn started to run into the porno store.
Eddy and double d jumped on ed's back. "Full speed that-t-way. "yelled eddy.
Ed went though the store's brick's and shelves until they got out. The eddy and double d jumped off ed and started to chase him.
Eddy took out the stun gun while running though people. Eddy started firing at shawn and missing him. "Man for a tubby guy he sure is fast." Said eddy.
Eddy chased him up to a bridge. Shawn broke out of his hand cuffs and reached for a pipe bomb from his back pocket and threw it on the bridge. Blocking the eds From caching him.
"Man how are we get our money now." Said eddy. "Uh swim" said ed.
"I knew that" said eddy. Eddy jumped in the water then quickly jumped out saying "OUCH" with a lot of shark and leeches on his body.
He quickly scraped them off. "Any time ed" said eddy. Ed stretched his body to the other side.
Eddy and double d walked across ed. Ed went to his normal size and climb up. The eds were facing a abandon factory. "Hmmmmmmmm the thing said he likes factory" said eddy
The eds went in to the abandon factory. "Its dark in here" said double d. suddenly an idea light bulb appears over eddy's head.
"Hey ed make your lips like an o" said eddy ed did so. Eddy took the idea light bulb and screwed it in ed's mouth. Eddy pick ed up and used him as if he was a flashlight.
Ok big ed show us to the exit ed's light pointed to a door from the opposite side from which they came.
Eddy opened the door and him and the eds went inside. it was a cave that was lit up. Ewww what's that smell said eddy. Well won't be needing this any more said eddy. Taking the light bulb from ed's mouth
The eds were walking along the path with out any worries. Do you think it's safe said double d. "yeah sure what's the worst that could happen.
As they were talking the eds passed by Bruce Springsteen's corpse and above it had writing in blood it said "it's a death trap, it's a suicide rap." But the eds did not notice that
NOTE:I don't have any thing against Bruce Springsteen
The eds came across a big room full of big poke dots on the floor and both of the walls.
"Um eddy" said double d "why are there poke dots all over the place" there just trying to scare us making us think it's a trap or something. Said eddy. Eddy step on one suddenly an arrow flew a cross the room neer eddy.
"It, it is a trap" said eddy maybe this is a secret planning area for alien to probe us into thinking we are mash potatoes. Said ed
"hey guys" said ed. jump on my back. Are you crazy ed you can't jump, said eddy "Trust me" said ed
eddy and double d climbed on his back and ed jumped across the dots. Eddy fell down to the dots and arrow were pummeling him.
Ed pick eddy up crying yelling "say it isn't so eddy" eddy woke up and yelled "I AM NOT DEAD."
Eddy picking off the arrow mumbling "I'm going to kill that Aaron." Who's Aaron" said double d. "the guy who wrote this fan fic."
They continued on till they got to the exit. "Were out" said double d.
The eds saw shawn driving a s.u.v. down the street "GO GET HIM ED" yelled eddy.
Ed pulled out four tires from out of nowhere and put him on his leg and arms and laid down. "Give me a push guys" said ed. Eddy and double d gave ed a big push down a hill.
Ed was rolling down the street caching up to shawn. Ed opened his mouth really big eating shawn's car. Ed stopped since the car was so heavy he couldn't move.
Eddy and double d ran up to ed. "Are you ok ed" said double d. ed you idiot you ate shawn." Said eddy. Poly want a cracker. Said ed.
See you space cowboy..
Pre. Of next chap.
Ed: on our next session we are going to zip-a-dee-do on the guy who zip-a- dee-dos the rubys
Eddy: well ed.
Ed: oh yeah ruby Tuesday
Eddy ruby Tuesday? What kind of name is that?