Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd 'n Eddy or Cowboy bebop
"That movie really sucked wang" said eddy walking with ed out of the movie theater. "Do not insult the giant carpet cleaner from hell." Said ed. "No lumpy" said eddy "I talking about the movie we just saw. "what movie" said ed. "Back to the future part 3"said eddy.
session 2: ruby Tuesday
double d was at the bebop fixing eddy's sword fish II. then his cell phone rang. Double d ran to pick it up. "hello" said double d. "are the repairs done yet" said eddy over the phone.
"No eddy I have to...." WHAT!!!!!!!!!" yelled eddy over the phone. "I HAD TO SIT THOUGH THAT CRAPPY MOVIE AND FOR WHAT, JUST TO FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE NOT DONE." Yelled eddy again.
Eddy hanged up the phone before double d could finish. Eddy and ed walked to a corner of the street an ugly guy with long green hair with scars on his face and he was wherein a pink tuxedo with pink stretch pants pushed eddy down.
YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT. Eddy yelled. The guy was running fast as if he were being chased.
Suddenly the guy was out of sight. Eddy got up and notice a ruby on the ground. Hello, this must be my lucky day. Eddy pick it up. "Lucky day, lucky day, lucky day, oh boy lucky day" Said ed running around eddy stupidly.
Double d was putting the finishing touches on the sword fish II." finally" said double d " its done.
Eddy and ed walked in the hanger carrying all sorts of fire arms, every thing from pistols to rocket launchers. Double d looks at the fire arms that eddy and ed brought back. "ED,EDDY WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU GET THAT MUCH WEAPONS, MOST OF THE FIRE ARMS YOU HAVE IN YOUR HANDS ARE ILLEGEL, Double d yelled. He paused for a minute. Oh my we could go to jail for this, said double d in a worried voice.
Relax double d, said eddy. How are they going to find us. "Put down your hands up," said a voice. The eds did so. Then suddenly 9 policemen pointed their guns at them. "we got one question for you" said the officer. "What" said eddy
"Where is the last burger king in the universe located" said the officer "oh said double d, its across the street. "Thank you" said the officer and they all went away.
"Lets check the computer shall we" said eddy. "Hold on a minute" said double d " you still haven't told me where you got the guns.
"Oh yeah" said eddy, "I found a ruby on the ground and a guy named Joe came up and said I'll trade you all these weapons for that ruby."
It is true that eddy give to the guy that ruby, it is true like toast is buttered and gravy is gravy, Said ed.
Oooookay said double d. that sounds true. Eddy was browsing around the computer untill he came up to the guy who pushed him down.
"His name is Zeek Zaster" said eddy "it says that he is gay and has a bladder control problem, looks easy enough."
"WHERE IS IT ZEEK!?" yelled the middle of three thugs in a ally with him. The middle one had yellow hair with a pony tail he was wherein a leather jacket with a black shirt that said don't fuck with the black dragons on it, he also had jeans on his name was Zoozitskee
The one to Zeek's right was black with a flat top and well dressed as for a special occasion his name was Leroy
The one to Zeek's left was white his hair was purple he had a jeans jacket and with a shirt that had a black dragon on it his name was Nester
Zoozitskee punches Zeek in the face and yells "WHERE IS IT!?" "I must have lost it" replied Zeek
"You lost it?" said nester while putting a marawanuna (this is the best I can spell it if you know how to then tell me in your review) joint in his mouth and lighting it.
Nester takes out his joint and says "You worthless piece of shit, if that thing fall into any hand other than ours we will shoot the fuck out of you,"
"if you don't get the ruby back by this time tomorrow" said Leroy "you will suffer the consequences.
Leroy and nester threw Zeek out of the ally "hey zoozitskee" said Leroy "tell boss that never get his thieves from the homos for hire section from the news paper.
"6 million big ones, jawbreaker haven its right on our doorstep double d" said eddy in a greedy voice.
"Eddy we need to buy fuel to get the ship running and also we need to find a way home" said double d. "why do we need fuel any way double d"
"Because back in our time no one lived on mars eddy and we need to travel other planet to see how to get home," said double d
Eddy looks on the computer and sees the three places that he is usually at
"lets see 1:vetor's gay strip club 2: Dan's fan city right next to the last burger king in the universe 3:club # nine, he is in one of those places between 3-8 pm.
"Lets spilt up" said double d "yeah" said eddy. "Ed you go to club # nine, double d you go to the gay strip club and I'll go to Dan's fan city" said eddy.
"Eddy" said double d "I am not going to a strip club gay or not" relax double d you're not there to do what people there do, you're just going to there to catch Zeek." Said eddy
"I have to stay there for 5 hours and I can't just do it" said double d "I have to stay at fucking Dan's fan city for 5 hour and I'm not complaining" said eddy
"No eddy it not about that it's the nudity I can watch it, gay or not, " said double d "no one expect you to watch that kind of nudity double d" said eddy
"But eddy" said double d "OK" yelled eddy "I tell you what we'll draw straw to see who goes to the gay strip club"
Eddy puts three straws in a cup. "Close your eyes and who ever gets the green straw go to the gay strip club," said eddy.
Eddy did not close his eyes like double d or ed did instead he kept his eyes open to make sure that double d or ed got the green straw when they got a straw he quickly got one of the red straws which meant that you are ok.
Ed and double d open there eyes and eddy and ed started lathing at double d "oh my god double d you got the green straw" lathed eddy.
"Ok lets go" said eddy "eddy said all three except of them had a pistol in there pockets
eddy was at Dan's fan city board as hell but he knew that his patents would pay off.
"Damn it" said eddy, "what takes so long why the fuck would any buddy would come here this place is stupid and retarded." " is this yours" said a man that eddy knew he was holding a ruby the same one that he picked up and traded it for guns.
"joe why are you giving it back to me" said eddy. "Just take it keep it away from me " said joe in a nerviest way.
"Ok" said eddy eddy takes the ruby and continues to wait for zeek.
Double d was not in the strip club instead he waited out side for Zeek. "Well eddy your plan to humiliate me has fail" said double d to himself
ed was not at club #9 instead he was staring at a gulf cub that had nine written in black marker.
"Prepare to me your doom Mr. Mrs. Guy from the planet of fat fucks" said ed stupidly and took out his pistol and shot at the club until he was out of bullets
several hour later they all headed back to the bebop unaware that Zeek was following eddy.
All three of them relaxed but pissed too because they didn't get Zeek. Suddenly Zeek was out side of the bebop he was loading his bazooka and aiming it at the bebop.
He shot his only bazooka rocket at the bebop.
The eds didn't know what happened but they knew that the bebop was damage badly.
Suddenly the communicator rang, double d picked it up. "double d here, double d speaking," he said into the communicator
"this is joe Zeek wants that ruby that eddy has" said joe "what ruby I thought he gave it to you" said double d "
"I gave it back to him because I will be in the same boat as you guys are," said joe.
"Why does he want it" said double d. he was hired by the black dragons to steal that ruby because that ruby is not ordinary.
"There is a chip inside that makes you be really good a video games it was crated in the 1980's" (none of this is true, SO DON'T GO LOOKING FOR THE RUBY) "People back then heard a rumor of a chip that makes you be so good at video games that you'll master the game the first time you play it, every body started looking for it from time after time they didn't find it." Said joe.
"The chip was a myth and every body forgot about it until the black dragons found it was in the museum of unknown rubys, but there were suppose to be two scientist guaring the museum" joe finally finished."
The two scientist that were suppose to be guarding the museum were driving a truck up a mountain.
"Tell me again why are we driving this truck across the border" said scientist #2 "because the black dragons will pay us a lot of money if we do so stupid" said scientist #1
eddy was running to the hanger to get on his sword fish II. he got on it and took off.
He was fireing at zeek's car for a wile. Until zeek got out of the car and fired a rocket launcher at him.
Eddy was spinning down to the ground.
Ed and double d were watching in vain. Suddenly a dog (who looked a lot like ein) came up from nowhere and started chasing after zeek's car.
Ed and double d heard some car noise from zeek's car. Double d and ed ran up and saw zeek's car pumped as if it was in a steam roller.
Ed and double d tied up zeek.
Eddy woke up in a hospital and very confused. "eddy" said double d "we caught him but we needed to buy fuel for the ship and repairs on the sword fish II and bebop.
"What no Jawbreakers" said eddy. "No" said double d "but we got a dog"
"he's back on the bebop" said double d "oh yeah he swallowed that ruby that makes you good at video games.
Ed sees a sign that says "old people humor on new grounds dot com"
Eddy was there
Eddy: Was not Ed: was too
Eddy: Was not ed: was to
Ed: ok double d went there.
Edd: no ed I stay away from sites that have porn links
Suddenly ed pulled out a pistol and shot a big can full of ether. Then the room blew up and the eds were flying out the window.
See you space cowboy.......
Prev. of next chap.
Edd : eddy what has gotten into you.
Eddy: what double d
Edd :it says here that you take a drug from one of the black dragon's drug lords
Edd: next chapter eddy's little helper
Note: if you feel like this need to change to R please tell me.
"That movie really sucked wang" said eddy walking with ed out of the movie theater. "Do not insult the giant carpet cleaner from hell." Said ed. "No lumpy" said eddy "I talking about the movie we just saw. "what movie" said ed. "Back to the future part 3"said eddy.
session 2: ruby Tuesday
double d was at the bebop fixing eddy's sword fish II. then his cell phone rang. Double d ran to pick it up. "hello" said double d. "are the repairs done yet" said eddy over the phone.
"No eddy I have to...." WHAT!!!!!!!!!" yelled eddy over the phone. "I HAD TO SIT THOUGH THAT CRAPPY MOVIE AND FOR WHAT, JUST TO FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE NOT DONE." Yelled eddy again.
Eddy hanged up the phone before double d could finish. Eddy and ed walked to a corner of the street an ugly guy with long green hair with scars on his face and he was wherein a pink tuxedo with pink stretch pants pushed eddy down.
YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT. Eddy yelled. The guy was running fast as if he were being chased.
Suddenly the guy was out of sight. Eddy got up and notice a ruby on the ground. Hello, this must be my lucky day. Eddy pick it up. "Lucky day, lucky day, lucky day, oh boy lucky day" Said ed running around eddy stupidly.
Double d was putting the finishing touches on the sword fish II." finally" said double d " its done.
Eddy and ed walked in the hanger carrying all sorts of fire arms, every thing from pistols to rocket launchers. Double d looks at the fire arms that eddy and ed brought back. "ED,EDDY WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU GET THAT MUCH WEAPONS, MOST OF THE FIRE ARMS YOU HAVE IN YOUR HANDS ARE ILLEGEL, Double d yelled. He paused for a minute. Oh my we could go to jail for this, said double d in a worried voice.
Relax double d, said eddy. How are they going to find us. "Put down your hands up," said a voice. The eds did so. Then suddenly 9 policemen pointed their guns at them. "we got one question for you" said the officer. "What" said eddy
"Where is the last burger king in the universe located" said the officer "oh said double d, its across the street. "Thank you" said the officer and they all went away.
"Lets check the computer shall we" said eddy. "Hold on a minute" said double d " you still haven't told me where you got the guns.
"Oh yeah" said eddy, "I found a ruby on the ground and a guy named Joe came up and said I'll trade you all these weapons for that ruby."
It is true that eddy give to the guy that ruby, it is true like toast is buttered and gravy is gravy, Said ed.
Oooookay said double d. that sounds true. Eddy was browsing around the computer untill he came up to the guy who pushed him down.
"His name is Zeek Zaster" said eddy "it says that he is gay and has a bladder control problem, looks easy enough."
"WHERE IS IT ZEEK!?" yelled the middle of three thugs in a ally with him. The middle one had yellow hair with a pony tail he was wherein a leather jacket with a black shirt that said don't fuck with the black dragons on it, he also had jeans on his name was Zoozitskee
The one to Zeek's right was black with a flat top and well dressed as for a special occasion his name was Leroy
The one to Zeek's left was white his hair was purple he had a jeans jacket and with a shirt that had a black dragon on it his name was Nester
Zoozitskee punches Zeek in the face and yells "WHERE IS IT!?" "I must have lost it" replied Zeek
"You lost it?" said nester while putting a marawanuna (this is the best I can spell it if you know how to then tell me in your review) joint in his mouth and lighting it.
Nester takes out his joint and says "You worthless piece of shit, if that thing fall into any hand other than ours we will shoot the fuck out of you,"
"if you don't get the ruby back by this time tomorrow" said Leroy "you will suffer the consequences.
Leroy and nester threw Zeek out of the ally "hey zoozitskee" said Leroy "tell boss that never get his thieves from the homos for hire section from the news paper.
"6 million big ones, jawbreaker haven its right on our doorstep double d" said eddy in a greedy voice.
"Eddy we need to buy fuel to get the ship running and also we need to find a way home" said double d. "why do we need fuel any way double d"
"Because back in our time no one lived on mars eddy and we need to travel other planet to see how to get home," said double d
Eddy looks on the computer and sees the three places that he is usually at
"lets see 1:vetor's gay strip club 2: Dan's fan city right next to the last burger king in the universe 3:club # nine, he is in one of those places between 3-8 pm.
"Lets spilt up" said double d "yeah" said eddy. "Ed you go to club # nine, double d you go to the gay strip club and I'll go to Dan's fan city" said eddy.
"Eddy" said double d "I am not going to a strip club gay or not" relax double d you're not there to do what people there do, you're just going to there to catch Zeek." Said eddy
"I have to stay there for 5 hours and I can't just do it" said double d "I have to stay at fucking Dan's fan city for 5 hour and I'm not complaining" said eddy
"No eddy it not about that it's the nudity I can watch it, gay or not, " said double d "no one expect you to watch that kind of nudity double d" said eddy
"But eddy" said double d "OK" yelled eddy "I tell you what we'll draw straw to see who goes to the gay strip club"
Eddy puts three straws in a cup. "Close your eyes and who ever gets the green straw go to the gay strip club," said eddy.
Eddy did not close his eyes like double d or ed did instead he kept his eyes open to make sure that double d or ed got the green straw when they got a straw he quickly got one of the red straws which meant that you are ok.
Ed and double d open there eyes and eddy and ed started lathing at double d "oh my god double d you got the green straw" lathed eddy.
"Ok lets go" said eddy "eddy said all three except of them had a pistol in there pockets
eddy was at Dan's fan city board as hell but he knew that his patents would pay off.
"Damn it" said eddy, "what takes so long why the fuck would any buddy would come here this place is stupid and retarded." " is this yours" said a man that eddy knew he was holding a ruby the same one that he picked up and traded it for guns.
"joe why are you giving it back to me" said eddy. "Just take it keep it away from me " said joe in a nerviest way.
"Ok" said eddy eddy takes the ruby and continues to wait for zeek.
Double d was not in the strip club instead he waited out side for Zeek. "Well eddy your plan to humiliate me has fail" said double d to himself
ed was not at club #9 instead he was staring at a gulf cub that had nine written in black marker.
"Prepare to me your doom Mr. Mrs. Guy from the planet of fat fucks" said ed stupidly and took out his pistol and shot at the club until he was out of bullets
several hour later they all headed back to the bebop unaware that Zeek was following eddy.
All three of them relaxed but pissed too because they didn't get Zeek. Suddenly Zeek was out side of the bebop he was loading his bazooka and aiming it at the bebop.
He shot his only bazooka rocket at the bebop.
The eds didn't know what happened but they knew that the bebop was damage badly.
Suddenly the communicator rang, double d picked it up. "double d here, double d speaking," he said into the communicator
"this is joe Zeek wants that ruby that eddy has" said joe "what ruby I thought he gave it to you" said double d "
"I gave it back to him because I will be in the same boat as you guys are," said joe.
"Why does he want it" said double d. he was hired by the black dragons to steal that ruby because that ruby is not ordinary.
"There is a chip inside that makes you be really good a video games it was crated in the 1980's" (none of this is true, SO DON'T GO LOOKING FOR THE RUBY) "People back then heard a rumor of a chip that makes you be so good at video games that you'll master the game the first time you play it, every body started looking for it from time after time they didn't find it." Said joe.
"The chip was a myth and every body forgot about it until the black dragons found it was in the museum of unknown rubys, but there were suppose to be two scientist guaring the museum" joe finally finished."
The two scientist that were suppose to be guarding the museum were driving a truck up a mountain.
"Tell me again why are we driving this truck across the border" said scientist #2 "because the black dragons will pay us a lot of money if we do so stupid" said scientist #1
eddy was running to the hanger to get on his sword fish II. he got on it and took off.
He was fireing at zeek's car for a wile. Until zeek got out of the car and fired a rocket launcher at him.
Eddy was spinning down to the ground.
Ed and double d were watching in vain. Suddenly a dog (who looked a lot like ein) came up from nowhere and started chasing after zeek's car.
Ed and double d heard some car noise from zeek's car. Double d and ed ran up and saw zeek's car pumped as if it was in a steam roller.
Ed and double d tied up zeek.
Eddy woke up in a hospital and very confused. "eddy" said double d "we caught him but we needed to buy fuel for the ship and repairs on the sword fish II and bebop.
"What no Jawbreakers" said eddy. "No" said double d "but we got a dog"
"he's back on the bebop" said double d "oh yeah he swallowed that ruby that makes you good at video games.
Ed sees a sign that says "old people humor on new grounds dot com"
Eddy was there
Eddy: Was not Ed: was too
Eddy: Was not ed: was to
Ed: ok double d went there.
Edd: no ed I stay away from sites that have porn links
Suddenly ed pulled out a pistol and shot a big can full of ether. Then the room blew up and the eds were flying out the window.
See you space cowboy.......
Prev. of next chap.
Edd : eddy what has gotten into you.
Eddy: what double d
Edd :it says here that you take a drug from one of the black dragon's drug lords
Edd: next chapter eddy's little helper
Note: if you feel like this need to change to R please tell me.