Hello one, hello all. I am back on the computer, now no one can restrain me from unleashing harm… *insane laughter*. My stupid freaking evil alter ego *holding up hands in innocence* downloaded a virus, so now we're banned on weekdays. It's not fair! *Tearing out my beautiful dark hair* I cannot stand not being able to type my beloved stories and post them, and all of my friends are bombarding me about the fanfic. Of yeah, my three best friends, with me (Srenna!) are in the fic.
Disclaimer: If you think I own Lotr, go see a psychiatrist.
Enjoy!
Srenna stood stock still, not believing her eyes. Arileen looked torn between screaming for joy and yelling: "Where the hell are we?" (Unfortunately, she did both, so it came out as "Woo hoo! Where the hell are we?!") Lori groaned and muttered under her breath, "Not the most boring epic ever!" Srennan was probing the surroundings to see if there was any accidental portals like the one they came through, but she had absolutely no luck. Srenna was yawning like there was no tomorrow, as she was very used to this sort of thing.
The Council of Elrond was very disturbed. Srenna was actually trying to disguise the fact that she was reading the minds of those around her, and her yawns were her attempts at stopping laughing hysterically. Some rather interesting things she heard:
· The Ring: uh oh, my lord's nemesis is here! *Tries to move, not succeeding*
· Elrond: Ahh! Sauron's spies! Where is the bomb shelter?
· Legolas: Cute looking blonde there, I wonder if she's an elf. She reminds me of all five of my girlfriends J.
· Aragorn: How? What?? Why??? Mommy Gilraen!
· Arwen: Interesting result of daddy touching the ring!
· Galadriel (faintly, as she is quite far from Rivendell): My son and grand son-in-law are fooling around with the great ring. That Frodo looks cute. *Realizing what she is thinking and clasps her head in panic*
· Frodo: Angelic presences! Anti- Nazgul!! Angels of light!!! I could go on, but you get the point.
· Sam: They'd better not try to harm my Frodo… wait, did I say "my" Frodo?
· Pippin: Pretty girls in short skirts!
· Merry: I see horses in the distance!
· Boromir: Hmm… Frodo looks quite cute from this angle.
· Gandalf: Not… the four foreordained changers of Fate?!
· Gimli: …
· Random tree elf: … I wanna strawberry daiquiri!
· Crows of Saruman: Caw caw caw (I mean, "!")
So, it is no wonder that Srenna burst into spontaneous laughter, a the while sputtering, "We're" mad giggles "not" laughter "spies for" peals of laughter "Sauron." at this she lost complete control and collapsed on the floor, laughing madly. Unfortunately for Srennan, she was sent a mental instant message by her helpless friend, and in a flash, was also in gales of giggles. Lori was muttering under her breath "Okay… don't go into hysteria, don't go into hysteria, don't go into hysteria." Arileen was giving her evil glare to all that looked to be on the verge of grabbing a sword and kill her (trust me, if you know Arileen, it's pretty scary, she's glared at me countless times).
Elrond finally gathered the courage to ask them who they were. Arileen, the only sane one for the moment, replied, " We are from another world, and happened to pop here accidentally."
"What happened to your companions?"
"Umm, that I can't tell you. Am I right in saying that we are in Middle Earth and the Valley of Rivendell?"
*Speechless silence*
Srenna and Srennan finally stopped laughing; they both wiped their eyes and said, "That was priceless." Lori's eyes rolled and she started talking really loudly to Arileen. This is how their conversation went:
"Arwen"
"Eowyn"
"Arwen"
"Eowyn"
And so on
And on…
And on…
Until both the Srennans yelled shut up in their direction.
So, how do you like it? I was a little too tired from the murderous first term exams to write anything of value. It was supposed to funny, but somehow I don't think it turned out quite right. My friends now have a little club of Lotr fanatics. Arileen/Arwen, Lori/Eowyn, Srennan/Samwise Gamgee, me/dwarfish oriental hobbit, Eleanor/Lotr dictionary/Legolas, Patti/Eomer, and Eliza/Pippin, the names behind the "/" are our nicknames or code names.
Okay, I think you are all confused by the Arwen and Eowyn ricochet. Here's the explanation:
One day, Arileen came to school with a cut on her cheek, exactly like the one on Arwen's cheek; turns out that her letter opener tried to kill her. Lori looks like the description of Eowyn in the book, so for a WHOLE period they went Arwen and Eowyn to each other, fortunately, our French teacher didn't care, so they got away with it.
All the characters in this fic are real. The little explanations are also real.