chapter 3: War, Pranks, Princess Theo, and I cant even say it-its that
scary
authors note: in my earlier chapters they didnt have spaces in between every thing and trust me there was lots of spaces! Please R&R this is my first Fanfiction and I will be adding more storys, that at least my friends thought were halarious. Oh and , i really bite at spelling so dont flame me for that!lmao and if i get to carried away and stuff just tell me to stop and such. and if you start not being able to understand what im trying to say just send me and e-mail or a review or somthing.
Lia awoke in her new room, she looked at her alarm clock, "Holy SHIT!" screamed Lia , "I FORGOT TO PLUG IN THE ALARM CLOCK!" Lia had charmed her clock to keep track of time if it got unplugged so when she plugged it in it said 10:30, 'uh oh, I missed potions, Oh God I'm gonna be so freakin dead, ha well at least I didnt miss lunch, hmm I wonder if anyone else forgot to wake up.' Lia got up and went across the hall to Theos room to see if he was there, as she opened the door she saw he to had forgotten to wake up, 'hmmm maybe I can play dress up Theo and put him in the great hall stuck in a chair with make up on, hmm sounds good to me.' Lia went to turn around and found Nia and Dawn standing behind her. "Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?" The two girls nodded and put a piece of duckt tape over Theos mouth and proceeded to dress him in a frilly pink dress.
Theo awoke an hour and 25 mins later to the sound of laughter. He relized quickly that the score was girls 1 boys 0 and he was going to have a hell of a time getting out of the chair.
"Did the girls do the full monty or just a dress" shouted Theo to Ax and Shawn who just laughed and replied
"aw man they did the full monty plus some! like they kodaked the whole proceedure and they are blown up and all over the school! Plus they put ya in a thong and hears the clincher make up and heels and curls that dont come out intill they say the counter curse."
"Ax you forgot about the pink bows in his hair!"
"oh ya man how could I foget those!" Ax held up a mirror and Theo screamed for maybe an hour or so till he got out of the chair and then he went to go track down Lia because it was evidently all her idea since she had done that at SSTWW to several guys that hit on her, she snuck into thier dorm rooms and tied um up and did what she had just done to him. He had even helped her a cupple times.
Lia was on potions class and had already been yelled at along with Nia and Dawn for being late and skipping thier gardians class.'stupid retard dont know why he was ever made our gardian, this is so stupid we got yelled at tons already and the boys arent even here yet. Boy are we going to be in trouble' whisperd dawn to nia and lia.
"Now girls," said Snape in his 'my pide and joys' voice " Where are the male elementals?"
"Well , Theo probably looking for Lia so he can kill her." said Nia just as Dawns hand slapped over her mouth.
"LIA WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU DO NOW!" screamed Snape
"Uncle Sev I swear I didnt do anything to the mentals, I mean guy elementals, umm ......., I wuv you uncle sev." said Lia trying to get herself out of the sticky situation. Just then Theo walked in and the most scariest thing happend......
Servus Snape the ice hearted potions master, laughed . Not just a chuckle , like a I'm going to piss my pants laugh. He had to hold on to his desk to keep from falling over.
"Theo ....what the bllody hellLllll happend to yoOuU...." said snape through gasps.
"ok I did do that but ..... oh wait I forgot the final touch," Lia walked over and put a Tiara on Theos head and did a quick spell to keep it on before he could rip it off, and to add to it a banner suddenly apeared and it read ' Princess Theo '. That was the clincher , the tall dark hansome malfoy in a pink frilly dress and a tiara and banner with bows in his blonde spikes. The whole class was in an up roar no one could contain it anylonger.
"It is not funny! Lia we are going to get you back so bad!"screamed Theo.
"hmm lets see" said Nia " Girls:2 Guys: Zip Zilch Nadda nothing ZERO! hahahahahah looks like your going down this year!"
"oh yea, well lets see what lil Lia , Nia , Hectate and Dawn are wearing under their skirts!" before the girls could run the guys tackled them and took their skirts, although Theo stopped taking Lias skirt for a brief moment to yell 'shes got a thong on!' everyone else could tell Lia was pissed and people were retreating even the female elements to the back of the potions lab.
Suddenly the guys were in thier skivs infront of everyone this was worst for Theo who you must remember they put in a guy thong, and all the Slythrin and Gryffindor girls were blushing execpt for the FE's or female elements who simply declared they had seen more than that, and moved in to do more damage.
"Now Gurls leave the poor boys alone I dont think they could take any more imbarressment for today. Bloody Hell you've caused more problems then your brother ever did Potter, and its only your first day back!" said a very impressed Snape who was still recovering from his hearty laugh fest.
"What ever you say Uncle Snape, we wont do any more to them today." said Lia saying them more loud and drawn out then the rest. She winked at her sister, and she passed it to Dawn and Dawn passed it to Hectate who passed it to Ax, who passed it to Theo who passed it to Shawn who smiled who evidently was already thinking up a plan for Transfiguration.'Be prepared lil bro' thought Lia 'Your going to have an interesting day' she giggled slightly and passed the thought telepathically to all the elements, who nodded and snickered behind their hands.This would be a very intersting day for Harry and his trio of friends, well actually its more like the whole school is in for a whole shit load of trouble.
authors note: in my earlier chapters they didnt have spaces in between every thing and trust me there was lots of spaces! Please R&R this is my first Fanfiction and I will be adding more storys, that at least my friends thought were halarious. Oh and , i really bite at spelling so dont flame me for that!lmao and if i get to carried away and stuff just tell me to stop and such. and if you start not being able to understand what im trying to say just send me and e-mail or a review or somthing.
Lia awoke in her new room, she looked at her alarm clock, "Holy SHIT!" screamed Lia , "I FORGOT TO PLUG IN THE ALARM CLOCK!" Lia had charmed her clock to keep track of time if it got unplugged so when she plugged it in it said 10:30, 'uh oh, I missed potions, Oh God I'm gonna be so freakin dead, ha well at least I didnt miss lunch, hmm I wonder if anyone else forgot to wake up.' Lia got up and went across the hall to Theos room to see if he was there, as she opened the door she saw he to had forgotten to wake up, 'hmmm maybe I can play dress up Theo and put him in the great hall stuck in a chair with make up on, hmm sounds good to me.' Lia went to turn around and found Nia and Dawn standing behind her. "Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?" The two girls nodded and put a piece of duckt tape over Theos mouth and proceeded to dress him in a frilly pink dress.
Theo awoke an hour and 25 mins later to the sound of laughter. He relized quickly that the score was girls 1 boys 0 and he was going to have a hell of a time getting out of the chair.
"Did the girls do the full monty or just a dress" shouted Theo to Ax and Shawn who just laughed and replied
"aw man they did the full monty plus some! like they kodaked the whole proceedure and they are blown up and all over the school! Plus they put ya in a thong and hears the clincher make up and heels and curls that dont come out intill they say the counter curse."
"Ax you forgot about the pink bows in his hair!"
"oh ya man how could I foget those!" Ax held up a mirror and Theo screamed for maybe an hour or so till he got out of the chair and then he went to go track down Lia because it was evidently all her idea since she had done that at SSTWW to several guys that hit on her, she snuck into thier dorm rooms and tied um up and did what she had just done to him. He had even helped her a cupple times.
Lia was on potions class and had already been yelled at along with Nia and Dawn for being late and skipping thier gardians class.'stupid retard dont know why he was ever made our gardian, this is so stupid we got yelled at tons already and the boys arent even here yet. Boy are we going to be in trouble' whisperd dawn to nia and lia.
"Now girls," said Snape in his 'my pide and joys' voice " Where are the male elementals?"
"Well , Theo probably looking for Lia so he can kill her." said Nia just as Dawns hand slapped over her mouth.
"LIA WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU DO NOW!" screamed Snape
"Uncle Sev I swear I didnt do anything to the mentals, I mean guy elementals, umm ......., I wuv you uncle sev." said Lia trying to get herself out of the sticky situation. Just then Theo walked in and the most scariest thing happend......
Servus Snape the ice hearted potions master, laughed . Not just a chuckle , like a I'm going to piss my pants laugh. He had to hold on to his desk to keep from falling over.
"Theo ....what the bllody hellLllll happend to yoOuU...." said snape through gasps.
"ok I did do that but ..... oh wait I forgot the final touch," Lia walked over and put a Tiara on Theos head and did a quick spell to keep it on before he could rip it off, and to add to it a banner suddenly apeared and it read ' Princess Theo '. That was the clincher , the tall dark hansome malfoy in a pink frilly dress and a tiara and banner with bows in his blonde spikes. The whole class was in an up roar no one could contain it anylonger.
"It is not funny! Lia we are going to get you back so bad!"screamed Theo.
"hmm lets see" said Nia " Girls:2 Guys: Zip Zilch Nadda nothing ZERO! hahahahahah looks like your going down this year!"
"oh yea, well lets see what lil Lia , Nia , Hectate and Dawn are wearing under their skirts!" before the girls could run the guys tackled them and took their skirts, although Theo stopped taking Lias skirt for a brief moment to yell 'shes got a thong on!' everyone else could tell Lia was pissed and people were retreating even the female elements to the back of the potions lab.
Suddenly the guys were in thier skivs infront of everyone this was worst for Theo who you must remember they put in a guy thong, and all the Slythrin and Gryffindor girls were blushing execpt for the FE's or female elements who simply declared they had seen more than that, and moved in to do more damage.
"Now Gurls leave the poor boys alone I dont think they could take any more imbarressment for today. Bloody Hell you've caused more problems then your brother ever did Potter, and its only your first day back!" said a very impressed Snape who was still recovering from his hearty laugh fest.
"What ever you say Uncle Snape, we wont do any more to them today." said Lia saying them more loud and drawn out then the rest. She winked at her sister, and she passed it to Dawn and Dawn passed it to Hectate who passed it to Ax, who passed it to Theo who passed it to Shawn who smiled who evidently was already thinking up a plan for Transfiguration.'Be prepared lil bro' thought Lia 'Your going to have an interesting day' she giggled slightly and passed the thought telepathically to all the elements, who nodded and snickered behind their hands.This would be a very intersting day for Harry and his trio of friends, well actually its more like the whole school is in for a whole shit load of trouble.