This is driving me crazy! What the heck is a Mary-Sue?
Anyhow, many people were asking (verbally) me what I meant by that part where Srennan and I have that conversation, and "We meet Sauron again", well, the original idea was that there was this evil spirit that was going around and polluting people's minds, just because it had something against a happy life. Well, we were like, these people appointed to defeat this spirit and all that "blah blah blah" I was telling Srennan. So, we (naturally) had been around in a lot of worlds, and overthrew this bad guy a few times, so, Srenna had this feeling that he was behind this again. Umm, my friends just told me that this doesn't make sense. Hopefully, you'll understand, if you don't, umm… just ignore, it's not crucial to understanding the story.
Tarabrethil- thank you for being so persistent at reviewing. Do NOT call me Gandalf, or I'll snort in your face. OMG! This is being shown? *Mutters angrily about editor problems*
Lady Vivien- I got a 7! So you know what this means? I can still turn it around! *Jumping around ecstatically*
To everyone else who reviewed, thank you so much. Mary-Sue or not, I'll keep writing. I'm so sorry that the last chapter was so short. Schoolwork was responsible. I had to do five pages of work for Madame Psycho Woman and then, today; she announces that we aren't going to anything with it. It doesn't even count for marks! Grr…
So, on with the story!
Disclaimer: I see crows!
WHAT! Oh, oops, you got Legolas's lines. (Wait, do any of you have a feeling we've been through this before?)
Legolas was on the verge of shooting all of the crows when they all fell to the ground in a heap. Everyone reeled, that is, everyone but Srenna & Srennan. They were oblivious to the heaping crows. Instead, they were concentrating on something else, something far away, by the expressions on their faces. An agonizing minute passed, and another, and another… then, suddenly, all the crows went limp as the two Srennans opened their eyes.
"Whew! That was hard! I think Saruman has grown stronger since last time." Srenna said.
"Well, I wouldn't call it hard exactly, wrenching crow minds from Saruman, but it's just uncomfortable." Srennan disagreed.
"I was using more energy than you, but it is uncomfortable." Was the reply.
At this point, they realized that everyone was staring at them rather curiously and quickly dropped subject. As they went on their way up Mt. Caradhas, wolves were heard howling on the plains below. Frodo, because of his memories of the Nazguls were associated with wolves, kept clinging on to Gandalf's robes. Finally, Gandalf was so fed up with his behavior that he threatened to hit Frodo with his staff if Frodo didn't let go of his robes.
Merry and Srennan were busy at work trying to dissuade Sam from talking to Bill about the Shire, as it was very loud and had already attracted the attention of the wolves. Srennan gave one last try by saying, "If you don't stop, you could cause an avalanche."
Pippin was trying to distance himself from Boromir. Obvious reasons being that Boromir's friendly pats on the back had turned rather pushy once on the mountain. Pippin thought (more correctly than he will ever know) "He must think to push me off the mountain and then try to get the ring from Frodo while he's distracted by grief."
Legolas was lamenting to Gimli about the state of his originally perfect tights. Gimli looked to be on the verge of swinging his axe at Legolas to make him shut up for the time being when he was suddenly pushed face first in the snow by Lori, who was trying to escape from the killer jabs of Arileen.
Meanwhile, Srenna was off to the side trying to get away from Aragorn, who was asking her non-stop about her sword. All four of the swords were made out of star-silver, but how was she supposed to explain the concept of star-silver to Aragorn, who didn't even have an idea of what stainless steel was?
Anyhow, the Fellowship was like this when Saruman caught them off guard. With a string of words he cast a giant ice-storm/blizzard at Mt. Caradhas. Everyone was so surprised and unprepared for this sudden blast of wind and stinging snow that they were unbalanced. Gimli, being wobbly on high heights already, and propelled by Lori (desperately trying to escape Arileen) rolled off the mountain in a large ball of snow and beard.
Lori lost her balance, footing, and guardrail (which was, unfortunately, Gimli) and rolled down after him, looking a tangle of blonde hair and white cloak. Arileen, overthrown by the force of her dive at Lori (who was not there anymore), slid down, the rest of the Fellowship that was still on the mountain could hear her yell, "Wheeeee! This is fuuuuuuun!! I want to do it again!!! Elendiiiiil!!!! Le Grand, Grand Fromage!!!!!"
Pippin jumped down because it looked fun. Merry followed because they weren't supposed to be separated for a second. Frodo, attempting to save Merry, fell over and went down the mountain in flips. Unfortunately for Gandalf, Frodo still had a grip on his robe, so down Gandalf went, his beard flying in the air. He was actually face down, and was yelling, "My Staff! Frodo, if we come out of this alive, I'm mashing you!!"
Srennan (both) looked at each other and shrugged. Then they both let out a "Geronimo!" and jumped down. It was a free fall. Aragorn and Legolas looked at each other and sweatdropped. "Too much westerns." Legolas said, finally finding his words.
Boromir, angry at not being able to get at Pippin anymore, pushed Legolas down into the snowy depths. At the same time, Sam rushed towards his pony, which was being towed down the mountain by Starbeam and Rhiannon. Aragorn, hearing the yells of Gandalf, jumped and slipped and started bouncing off the mountain-side, the last thing that went through his mind was, "Okay, now you've done it!"
So how do people like this. You see, I have decided to make this a pure comedy, in hopes of avoiding Mary-Sue. See you next time!