CH 4 - Elements are just a little to scary and confusing at times
Authors Note: Either people arent reading my Story or they are to shy to Review, COME ON PEOPLES , I only have 2 reviews, I mean I dont think my story was that SHITTY!
Lia walked up the stairs to the 1st floor where the Transfiguation class room is located.
"Hey Lia! Wait up I want to talk to you about somthing my brother said to me!" Lia stopped and waited for a exausted Shawn Weasley to catch up.'
"Guess what Lia!?! My lil bro has a crush on you! He confided that to me, but ya know I have only known him for what like a day or so now and not even really talked to him at all and I have known you since we were wee lil elementals bouncing on Sirius and Snapes knees. ANYWAYS! Bloody Brilliant show you guys put on back their but I have a better plan for Transfiguration, We can do operation "Animgi Splergie", remember that one it worked pretty well, but we were 5 then so lets up it some notches and go all out."
"Hmmmmm, sounds good. You know she would have mentioned it anyway so lets just give it to um. Plus we could add some elemnatal effacts, like disappearing so they dont know we are there and making it rain and snow and lightning and earthquakes! They wont know what hit them!" Lia and Shawn walked down the hall talking excitedly. Not knowing they were being watched. "Just wait" said the shadowy figure just before getting tampled by a group on first years running from a Blast Ended Skrewt(or however you spell it).
Everyone sat in the Transfiguration classroom thinking about the exicting Potions lesson. "Where are the Elemntals, Oh No this seems familiar I just cant remember why it seems familiar." said a worried Professor McGonagal. Suddenly thunder could be heard, and than the room was hit with a downpour, and the clicking of the lock on the door and a spell bieng said was left unheard over the screams of studants as an earthquake started and fire shot up through the cracks in the floor. "Everyone calm down its just a TRICK! The elemntals are playing one of their favorite tricks." screamed Mcgonagal trying to be heard 'oh well they wont listen better give them somthing to remember'.
"SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP!" Well that got their attention suddenly 3 of the elemental girls were standing on McGonagals desk dressed in White Silky Skirts that went down to the floor, and bikini like tops that were adorned in jewels and gold coins. They started chanting a verse that ment 'bring an end to the rain' in some anciant language. When the rain stopped Lia walked forward and turned into a pegasus and then to a pixi and then disappeared all together. Giggling could be heard throughout the room.
Suddenly all the elementals were gone not to be found, laughing and giggling could be heard throughout the classroom. There was walking heard outside the hall and then the door was unlatched.
"Professor McGonagal, its Hectate. Don't worry I'm here to help, I think these little missions of theirs are utterly pointless!"
"Always a spoilsport! Hectate its not very nice to turn on us, remember what we did last time! Great Hall had to be redone, and the cieling had to be recharmed. I still say that voldemorts dead body was a much better cieling but I'm never right,come on Hectate get over here and join us or your going to get caught in the crossfire!But what do I know I'm the stupid one so I'll just shut up now then!" said a voice from no where, apparently belonging to Shawn.
"Well hello there hansome." said the sweet silky voice of Lia. Everyone turned to see where she was and saw Lia sitting in Malfoys lap. He was looking quite smug that she had picked to sit on him. He also knew it would piss Potter off that his sister was sitting on his enemys lap.
"Lia, I know I'm your little brother and I know you don't listen to me but get off the future head deatheater of the world. He's scum, and he's a pervert!" Harry had lept out of his seat , with fury in his eyes. He looked like he was about to punch Malfoy. Just to prevoke Harry more Lia licked Dracos face, and purred. " But I like my men that way, but if you insist I'll just sit somewhere else." with a quick pop she was gone again. Suddenly Hectate gasped "Okay Okay just put those back up!" and disappeared with the rest of the elementals.
A scream (male scream to be exact) filled the room and Ax appeared. "Oh man I didn't want to see that Oh God! Gross I'm Going to hurl! I really do undersatnd The saying 'McGonagal is gettin a little Moody!' My eyes god that was so bad!" suddenly Lia appeared beside Ax, " Jeez Ax toughin up a little it wasnt that bad! I mean its just nature...." Lia slowly inched towards Ax. Ax saw the look in her eyes and he started to back away till he hit McGanagals desk and soon Lia was pressed up against him. " Inless you dont float that way Ax...... I'm sure there are some guys that way here." suddenly she snapped her fingers and Ax smiled as a Tv popped up in front of them. "But just in case these kids dont know what we mean heres a tape of how we learned accidently about the birds and the bees."
She snapped he fingers again and a tape started playin showing McGonagal gettin' her freak on with Moody, the the tape switched to Sirius hitting on Arabella Figg and the Snape doing the same 40 mins after Sirius had finished his buisness, only thing in common in their lines was 'Lets get our Groove on' and they did.
Lia smiled her genuine smile, if there is such a thing, and turned the tv off and made it disappear. "And so ends your sexual education lesson for today, time for you all to drown in water." It suddenly started pouring down rain and Hectate stood on McGonagals desk and her eyes were glowing blue . Even though it was pooring down rain and the water level was rising and almost to the desk top , Hectate remained dry. Neville started crying that he couldn't swim and he wouldnt stop and started getting more dramatic with his carrying on. Hectates eyes slowly stopped glowing and it stoped raining and she jumped off the desk and sloshed threw the water and took Neville in her arms. She whispered comforting words to him. Suddenly everyone else appeared, Ax went over to Hectate and grabbed her arm and pulled her away.
"We should stop guys really." whined Hectate pleading with the guys and girls. All turned to Lia who nodded . Her eyes grew bright yellow and the water was gone in the blink of an eye. " I think we all have tormented this class to much. McGonagal I think we better leave for a month or so intill things calm down."
Lia moved her hair aside on her forhead and slowly rubbed a litning bolt scar similar to her brothers. "There some unfinsihed buisness that I have to take care of so history dosen't repeat itself like the masacare that was at Hogwarts when I was here. The left handman of MOLDIE VOLDIE is on the move and this time he wont get me down this time." Lia turned to leave and turned back for a second. "Oh and Draco you tell your father that I know he's going to try again, or anyone who wants to tells him from Hogwarts go ahead tell him, I dare ya tell the stupid prick. I will indeffinatly kick his and any of your ASSES who think ANYONE is going to be the elementals!"She stormed out of the room with a rumble of thunder and a flash of lightning.
"Sheesh somebody needs Midol and Coke." said Shawn shaking his head. "Yeah but she needs support.....lets go, plus who knows what she will do on the rampage she's on!" said Theo, "We don't want her redecorating anyhthing, like Snapes office so it's in all Gryff. colors....... that took like what a month to just figure out how to get the carpet back to normal and that was what took the least time if i remember correctly."
"Nope" added Hectate "It was 2 months and that was to get walls in teh potions labs back to gray after she changed those pink with bows." Theo groaned. "Not that time the time before that." "Ohhhhh that was a month your right,......... for once in your life." "Umm guys I think I just heard a spell coming from teh dungeons...... and it sounded like that one thats voice activated, that one took a while to figure out who she planted it on!" All teh elementals ran twards teh dungeons not expecting the horror they found.
Authors Note: Either people arent reading my Story or they are to shy to Review, COME ON PEOPLES , I only have 2 reviews, I mean I dont think my story was that SHITTY!
Lia walked up the stairs to the 1st floor where the Transfiguation class room is located.
"Hey Lia! Wait up I want to talk to you about somthing my brother said to me!" Lia stopped and waited for a exausted Shawn Weasley to catch up.'
"Guess what Lia!?! My lil bro has a crush on you! He confided that to me, but ya know I have only known him for what like a day or so now and not even really talked to him at all and I have known you since we were wee lil elementals bouncing on Sirius and Snapes knees. ANYWAYS! Bloody Brilliant show you guys put on back their but I have a better plan for Transfiguration, We can do operation "Animgi Splergie", remember that one it worked pretty well, but we were 5 then so lets up it some notches and go all out."
"Hmmmmm, sounds good. You know she would have mentioned it anyway so lets just give it to um. Plus we could add some elemnatal effacts, like disappearing so they dont know we are there and making it rain and snow and lightning and earthquakes! They wont know what hit them!" Lia and Shawn walked down the hall talking excitedly. Not knowing they were being watched. "Just wait" said the shadowy figure just before getting tampled by a group on first years running from a Blast Ended Skrewt(or however you spell it).
Everyone sat in the Transfiguration classroom thinking about the exicting Potions lesson. "Where are the Elemntals, Oh No this seems familiar I just cant remember why it seems familiar." said a worried Professor McGonagal. Suddenly thunder could be heard, and than the room was hit with a downpour, and the clicking of the lock on the door and a spell bieng said was left unheard over the screams of studants as an earthquake started and fire shot up through the cracks in the floor. "Everyone calm down its just a TRICK! The elemntals are playing one of their favorite tricks." screamed Mcgonagal trying to be heard 'oh well they wont listen better give them somthing to remember'.
"SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP!" Well that got their attention suddenly 3 of the elemental girls were standing on McGonagals desk dressed in White Silky Skirts that went down to the floor, and bikini like tops that were adorned in jewels and gold coins. They started chanting a verse that ment 'bring an end to the rain' in some anciant language. When the rain stopped Lia walked forward and turned into a pegasus and then to a pixi and then disappeared all together. Giggling could be heard throughout the room.
Suddenly all the elementals were gone not to be found, laughing and giggling could be heard throughout the classroom. There was walking heard outside the hall and then the door was unlatched.
"Professor McGonagal, its Hectate. Don't worry I'm here to help, I think these little missions of theirs are utterly pointless!"
"Always a spoilsport! Hectate its not very nice to turn on us, remember what we did last time! Great Hall had to be redone, and the cieling had to be recharmed. I still say that voldemorts dead body was a much better cieling but I'm never right,come on Hectate get over here and join us or your going to get caught in the crossfire!But what do I know I'm the stupid one so I'll just shut up now then!" said a voice from no where, apparently belonging to Shawn.
"Well hello there hansome." said the sweet silky voice of Lia. Everyone turned to see where she was and saw Lia sitting in Malfoys lap. He was looking quite smug that she had picked to sit on him. He also knew it would piss Potter off that his sister was sitting on his enemys lap.
"Lia, I know I'm your little brother and I know you don't listen to me but get off the future head deatheater of the world. He's scum, and he's a pervert!" Harry had lept out of his seat , with fury in his eyes. He looked like he was about to punch Malfoy. Just to prevoke Harry more Lia licked Dracos face, and purred. " But I like my men that way, but if you insist I'll just sit somewhere else." with a quick pop she was gone again. Suddenly Hectate gasped "Okay Okay just put those back up!" and disappeared with the rest of the elementals.
A scream (male scream to be exact) filled the room and Ax appeared. "Oh man I didn't want to see that Oh God! Gross I'm Going to hurl! I really do undersatnd The saying 'McGonagal is gettin a little Moody!' My eyes god that was so bad!" suddenly Lia appeared beside Ax, " Jeez Ax toughin up a little it wasnt that bad! I mean its just nature...." Lia slowly inched towards Ax. Ax saw the look in her eyes and he started to back away till he hit McGanagals desk and soon Lia was pressed up against him. " Inless you dont float that way Ax...... I'm sure there are some guys that way here." suddenly she snapped her fingers and Ax smiled as a Tv popped up in front of them. "But just in case these kids dont know what we mean heres a tape of how we learned accidently about the birds and the bees."
She snapped he fingers again and a tape started playin showing McGonagal gettin' her freak on with Moody, the the tape switched to Sirius hitting on Arabella Figg and the Snape doing the same 40 mins after Sirius had finished his buisness, only thing in common in their lines was 'Lets get our Groove on' and they did.
Lia smiled her genuine smile, if there is such a thing, and turned the tv off and made it disappear. "And so ends your sexual education lesson for today, time for you all to drown in water." It suddenly started pouring down rain and Hectate stood on McGonagals desk and her eyes were glowing blue . Even though it was pooring down rain and the water level was rising and almost to the desk top , Hectate remained dry. Neville started crying that he couldn't swim and he wouldnt stop and started getting more dramatic with his carrying on. Hectates eyes slowly stopped glowing and it stoped raining and she jumped off the desk and sloshed threw the water and took Neville in her arms. She whispered comforting words to him. Suddenly everyone else appeared, Ax went over to Hectate and grabbed her arm and pulled her away.
"We should stop guys really." whined Hectate pleading with the guys and girls. All turned to Lia who nodded . Her eyes grew bright yellow and the water was gone in the blink of an eye. " I think we all have tormented this class to much. McGonagal I think we better leave for a month or so intill things calm down."
Lia moved her hair aside on her forhead and slowly rubbed a litning bolt scar similar to her brothers. "There some unfinsihed buisness that I have to take care of so history dosen't repeat itself like the masacare that was at Hogwarts when I was here. The left handman of MOLDIE VOLDIE is on the move and this time he wont get me down this time." Lia turned to leave and turned back for a second. "Oh and Draco you tell your father that I know he's going to try again, or anyone who wants to tells him from Hogwarts go ahead tell him, I dare ya tell the stupid prick. I will indeffinatly kick his and any of your ASSES who think ANYONE is going to be the elementals!"She stormed out of the room with a rumble of thunder and a flash of lightning.
"Sheesh somebody needs Midol and Coke." said Shawn shaking his head. "Yeah but she needs support.....lets go, plus who knows what she will do on the rampage she's on!" said Theo, "We don't want her redecorating anyhthing, like Snapes office so it's in all Gryff. colors....... that took like what a month to just figure out how to get the carpet back to normal and that was what took the least time if i remember correctly."
"Nope" added Hectate "It was 2 months and that was to get walls in teh potions labs back to gray after she changed those pink with bows." Theo groaned. "Not that time the time before that." "Ohhhhh that was a month your right,......... for once in your life." "Umm guys I think I just heard a spell coming from teh dungeons...... and it sounded like that one thats voice activated, that one took a while to figure out who she planted it on!" All teh elementals ran twards teh dungeons not expecting the horror they found.