What If....
I now state that all the Final Fantasy X characters belong to Squaresoft, and their actions in this fanfiction do not reflect the actual characters persona in the Final Fantasy X game.
Basically, this is all a good laugh...
What if...Auron was Blind drunk at the start of the game?
You know where I mean, the Intro CG where Auron holds up his Sake bottle to the ever approaching Sin?
The following is what I think would have happened if Auron was indeed Drunk out of his skull...
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A great ball of liquid approaches the grand city of Zanarkand, sucking hungrily on every particle of moister the city had to offer.
Watching the spectacle, Auron stands on top of a horizontal pillar in the highest section of Zanarkand glugging down on his Sake bottle, belching loudly before offering it to the great ball of water.
Seeing that Sin didn't want it, Auron shrugs and goes to down the last drop before looking at the empty bottle in discussed, attempting to the throw it and losing balance, falling off the pillar...
Tidus rests in the sidelines, waiting for the Blitzball game to commence.
He had waited for this game, it was an important decider on which team qualified to the finals...and he had been training hard, training for this day, training until his muscles ached with fatigued.
He was ready.
The Stadium begins to fill with water and the Zanarkand Abes spring to life, the game begins!
Soon, the score was looking good for the Abes, and Tidus had not let fatigue hinder his performance!
Taking a chance, he attempts the 'Jecht Shot' Hurling his body out of the water, his feet just about to touch the Blitz ball until....
He sees Auron, balancing on the edge of the Blitzball arena, relieving himself into the waters below, staining the whole thing yellow.
Sheer horror paints itself onto Tidus's face as Auron himself falls in, shocking the crowed into a stampede.
With equal shock, Tidus grabs hold of a near ledge before falling into the urine mess below, dragging himself up.
He then spots Sin...
The great demonic form of Sin begins to fire, causing buildings to explode all around Tidus.
"AURON!!" the young man yells making his way out of the Blitzball stadium.
Tidus makes his way safely outside and shouts for his friend once again.
"AURON!!"
"SSSSSSShhhhhhhhh.....SShhh...Is'okay, I'm here..."
Tidus breathes in relief to hear him and turns round.
" Auron, what the heck's going..."
Auron had stripped off except for his boots.
"Ack! WHAT THE HELL?!" Tidus cries.
"And why do you smell of Alcohol??"
~ And you're ruining this Intro!!~ he whispers hoarsely to the drunken man, as not to let the game player hear.
"Wha-the fuck are you'talking about?" Auron slurs back, stepping back drunkenly.
Tidus groans. "At least put your clothes back on!"
"NO!"
"YES, that is not a pretty site to look at!"
"NO!"
"CLOTHES, NOW!"
"I threw them away! HA!" And with that, Auron runs off, leaving Tidus the only option to follow.
In the sky above the large walkway, Sin looms. Both Auron and Tidus stop and stare.
"What the Heck is that?" Tidus says, hoping to get this intro back on track.
"That's Jecht." Declares Auron, ruining the plot.
Tidus throws his arms in the air in defeat, shouting at someone off screen.
"THAT'S IT! I'M NOT WORKING WITH HIM WHEN HE'S LIKE THIS!!!"
Walks off in a hissy fit.
"Wassssss' his problem?" Auron says before deciding to belch the entire Alphabet, vomiting all over the CG director and falling unconscious.
I now state that all the Final Fantasy X characters belong to Squaresoft, and their actions in this fanfiction do not reflect the actual characters persona in the Final Fantasy X game.
Basically, this is all a good laugh...
What if...Auron was Blind drunk at the start of the game?
You know where I mean, the Intro CG where Auron holds up his Sake bottle to the ever approaching Sin?
The following is what I think would have happened if Auron was indeed Drunk out of his skull...
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
A great ball of liquid approaches the grand city of Zanarkand, sucking hungrily on every particle of moister the city had to offer.
Watching the spectacle, Auron stands on top of a horizontal pillar in the highest section of Zanarkand glugging down on his Sake bottle, belching loudly before offering it to the great ball of water.
Seeing that Sin didn't want it, Auron shrugs and goes to down the last drop before looking at the empty bottle in discussed, attempting to the throw it and losing balance, falling off the pillar...
Tidus rests in the sidelines, waiting for the Blitzball game to commence.
He had waited for this game, it was an important decider on which team qualified to the finals...and he had been training hard, training for this day, training until his muscles ached with fatigued.
He was ready.
The Stadium begins to fill with water and the Zanarkand Abes spring to life, the game begins!
Soon, the score was looking good for the Abes, and Tidus had not let fatigue hinder his performance!
Taking a chance, he attempts the 'Jecht Shot' Hurling his body out of the water, his feet just about to touch the Blitz ball until....
He sees Auron, balancing on the edge of the Blitzball arena, relieving himself into the waters below, staining the whole thing yellow.
Sheer horror paints itself onto Tidus's face as Auron himself falls in, shocking the crowed into a stampede.
With equal shock, Tidus grabs hold of a near ledge before falling into the urine mess below, dragging himself up.
He then spots Sin...
The great demonic form of Sin begins to fire, causing buildings to explode all around Tidus.
"AURON!!" the young man yells making his way out of the Blitzball stadium.
Tidus makes his way safely outside and shouts for his friend once again.
"AURON!!"
"SSSSSSShhhhhhhhh.....SShhh...Is'okay, I'm here..."
Tidus breathes in relief to hear him and turns round.
" Auron, what the heck's going..."
Auron had stripped off except for his boots.
"Ack! WHAT THE HELL?!" Tidus cries.
"And why do you smell of Alcohol??"
~ And you're ruining this Intro!!~ he whispers hoarsely to the drunken man, as not to let the game player hear.
"Wha-the fuck are you'talking about?" Auron slurs back, stepping back drunkenly.
Tidus groans. "At least put your clothes back on!"
"NO!"
"YES, that is not a pretty site to look at!"
"NO!"
"CLOTHES, NOW!"
"I threw them away! HA!" And with that, Auron runs off, leaving Tidus the only option to follow.
In the sky above the large walkway, Sin looms. Both Auron and Tidus stop and stare.
"What the Heck is that?" Tidus says, hoping to get this intro back on track.
"That's Jecht." Declares Auron, ruining the plot.
Tidus throws his arms in the air in defeat, shouting at someone off screen.
"THAT'S IT! I'M NOT WORKING WITH HIM WHEN HE'S LIKE THIS!!!"
Walks off in a hissy fit.
"Wassssss' his problem?" Auron says before deciding to belch the entire Alphabet, vomiting all over the CG director and falling unconscious.