A/N: Winter-Lady - Thanks for the ideas about Enjolras's room, I'm using
them. Hope you don't mind.
Disclaimer: Don't own Les Miz, don't own Twinkies. . . though it would be nice, I'd probably be really rich.
Chapter 9
"Enjolras?" asked a familiar, but very, very frightening voice. "Enjolras? Is that you?" Enjolras was hyperventilating. The very last person he wanted to see was Cosette. He quickly hid his face under the latest issue of Revolutionary Weekly and was as quiet as he could be. After a few minutes he heard footsteps fading out. She was leaving! Breathing a heavy sigh of relief, he looked out the window just to make sure. The only thing he could see was Javert running after Jean Valjean screaming,
"No! Come back, my love!"
Yep. Everything was normal. Cautiously, he climbed out the window again.
"Oh no you don't young man!" yelled Doris, who must have just opened the door to check on him. He frantically got through the window and started running. Looking back, he saw Doris try to climb through the window, but she didn't exactly fit.
"Curse those Twinkies!" she exclaimed. "Come back here boy!"
"I have to go save the Republic!" he shouted back to Doris.
"Republic, schmepublic," was the last thing Enjolras heard his mother say before she faded out. He slowed down his pace.
"Enjolras!" Did she get through the window? He began running again, as fast as he could. "It's Eponine!" Enjolras collapsed on the ground, gasping for breath. Eponine laughed at him.
"It's really too bad child abuse hotlines haven't been invented yet," she said.
"Enjolras? Eponine?" said Cosette behind them. Enjolras got up and started running, but collapsed again, out of breath.
"Go on without me!" he whispered to Eponine. Eponine turned around and glared at Cosette.
"Like, what is that look for, girlfriend?" said Cosette. Eponine gritted her teeth.
"Look Cosette," she growled.
"Talk to the hand, girl, 'cause the face don't wanna hear it," said Cosette as she held up her hand. Eponine screamed a battle cry and punched her right smack dab in the nose. Cosette fell over, unconscious. Eponine sat down next to Enjolras.
"I feel so much better now," she sighed.
"I want to try!" complained Enjolras. He sat up. "But she is already unconscious." Suddenly they saw a hay cart come along. They both looked away, whistling, pretending they did not see Cosette lying in the street.
"Uh oh," said the driver of the hay cart as he looked down. Cosette was trapped underneath the hay cart!
"Yes!" exclaimed Enjolras and Eponine under their breath. The driver looked at them.
"You didn't see this happen," he said. Enjolras and Eponine shook their heads, and he ran off.
"I sure hope he's not getting help," said Eponine.
"I think he's just afraid of getting sued," responded Enjolras.
"Good." Suddenly Marius came along, and saw Cosette underneath the hay cart.
"Uh oh," he said. Javert came along at almost the same time, but did not notice Cosette.
"Where's Jean Valjean when you need him?" said Javert and Marius at the same time. Javert gasped and pointed a finger accusingly at Marius.
"It's you!" he exclaimed. "I knew there was another man in his life!"
"I don't know what you are talking about, monsieur," said Marius.
"I'm sure you don't!" yelled Javert. He slapped Marius. Marius slapped him back, and a catfight commenced. "You are the reason we broke up!"
"So? So what if I slept with him? He doesn't love you Javert!" Eponine's jaw dropped. Enjolras was trying to keep from laughing.
"He does love me! He just doesn't know it yet!"
"No! He loves me!" This argument/catfight continued on for a while.
"Enjolras?" said Eponine.
"Yes?" said Enjolras.
"Is Marius gay?"
"Looks like it." Eponine whimpered and buried her face in her hands. It took Enjolras all the will power he had to hold back his laughter.
A/N: This is sort of the end, but there will be one more chapter wrapping things up. I guess it's not the end then. Oh well.
Disclaimer: Don't own Les Miz, don't own Twinkies. . . though it would be nice, I'd probably be really rich.
Chapter 9
"Enjolras?" asked a familiar, but very, very frightening voice. "Enjolras? Is that you?" Enjolras was hyperventilating. The very last person he wanted to see was Cosette. He quickly hid his face under the latest issue of Revolutionary Weekly and was as quiet as he could be. After a few minutes he heard footsteps fading out. She was leaving! Breathing a heavy sigh of relief, he looked out the window just to make sure. The only thing he could see was Javert running after Jean Valjean screaming,
"No! Come back, my love!"
Yep. Everything was normal. Cautiously, he climbed out the window again.
"Oh no you don't young man!" yelled Doris, who must have just opened the door to check on him. He frantically got through the window and started running. Looking back, he saw Doris try to climb through the window, but she didn't exactly fit.
"Curse those Twinkies!" she exclaimed. "Come back here boy!"
"I have to go save the Republic!" he shouted back to Doris.
"Republic, schmepublic," was the last thing Enjolras heard his mother say before she faded out. He slowed down his pace.
"Enjolras!" Did she get through the window? He began running again, as fast as he could. "It's Eponine!" Enjolras collapsed on the ground, gasping for breath. Eponine laughed at him.
"It's really too bad child abuse hotlines haven't been invented yet," she said.
"Enjolras? Eponine?" said Cosette behind them. Enjolras got up and started running, but collapsed again, out of breath.
"Go on without me!" he whispered to Eponine. Eponine turned around and glared at Cosette.
"Like, what is that look for, girlfriend?" said Cosette. Eponine gritted her teeth.
"Look Cosette," she growled.
"Talk to the hand, girl, 'cause the face don't wanna hear it," said Cosette as she held up her hand. Eponine screamed a battle cry and punched her right smack dab in the nose. Cosette fell over, unconscious. Eponine sat down next to Enjolras.
"I feel so much better now," she sighed.
"I want to try!" complained Enjolras. He sat up. "But she is already unconscious." Suddenly they saw a hay cart come along. They both looked away, whistling, pretending they did not see Cosette lying in the street.
"Uh oh," said the driver of the hay cart as he looked down. Cosette was trapped underneath the hay cart!
"Yes!" exclaimed Enjolras and Eponine under their breath. The driver looked at them.
"You didn't see this happen," he said. Enjolras and Eponine shook their heads, and he ran off.
"I sure hope he's not getting help," said Eponine.
"I think he's just afraid of getting sued," responded Enjolras.
"Good." Suddenly Marius came along, and saw Cosette underneath the hay cart.
"Uh oh," he said. Javert came along at almost the same time, but did not notice Cosette.
"Where's Jean Valjean when you need him?" said Javert and Marius at the same time. Javert gasped and pointed a finger accusingly at Marius.
"It's you!" he exclaimed. "I knew there was another man in his life!"
"I don't know what you are talking about, monsieur," said Marius.
"I'm sure you don't!" yelled Javert. He slapped Marius. Marius slapped him back, and a catfight commenced. "You are the reason we broke up!"
"So? So what if I slept with him? He doesn't love you Javert!" Eponine's jaw dropped. Enjolras was trying to keep from laughing.
"He does love me! He just doesn't know it yet!"
"No! He loves me!" This argument/catfight continued on for a while.
"Enjolras?" said Eponine.
"Yes?" said Enjolras.
"Is Marius gay?"
"Looks like it." Eponine whimpered and buried her face in her hands. It took Enjolras all the will power he had to hold back his laughter.
A/N: This is sort of the end, but there will be one more chapter wrapping things up. I guess it's not the end then. Oh well.