BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
"THE VAMPIRE"
By J. B. Tilton
email: aramath@isot.com

Rating: G

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Disclaimer: "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer" and all related
characters and events are the property of Josh Whedon, except for
those characters specifically created for this story. This is a work
of fan fiction and no infringement of copyright is intended.

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Can Buffy find a way to defeat a super vampire who seems
incapable of being killed? A vampire who specializes in killing
Slayers.

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ONE

Buffy breezed into the school library. She had study hall this
period, so blowing it off wasn't as big a deal as skipping a class.
Giles was standing at the end of one of the bookcases.

"Hey, Giles," she called out. "I thought that on tonight's
patrol I'd start with...."

Her voice trailed off as Giles stepped back and another man
moved out from behind the bookcase. He looked to be about Giles age
and was wearing a suit and tie. He wasn't unattractive, for an old
man, and he had the most amazing tan Buffy had ever seen.

"Buffy," said Giles in his usually annoyed tone, "this is
Stanford Carlile. He's the new Vice Principal."

"Oh, okay," said Buffy. "I'm Buffy Summers."

Carlisle just looked at Buffy for a moment. He wasn't smiling
but neither was he frowning. Buffy wasn't sure what mood the man
might be in.

"It's nice to meet you, Miss Summers," said Carlile. "You know
it is customary to refer to ones teachers and other staff members as
Mister, Miss, or Misses, not simply by their last name."

"Oh, yeah, right," said Buffy apologetically. "Sorry. I'll try
to watch that from now on.

"No harm done," said Carlile. "What type of patrolling would a
sixteen-year-old young woman be involved with?"

"Oh, that," said Buffy, "that's uh just slang for studying. You
know how teenagers are, their own private language."

"Which seems to change as soon as I learn it," joked Carlile.
"But I'm glad to see that you're studying. Your record indicates a
weakness in that particular area for you."

"Yes, well," said Giles, "I've been tutoring her on the side.
She is improving."

"Excellent," said Carlile. "I like teachers who take a personal
interest in their students. Our job is to teach them, not just move
them from one grade to the next."

"Yes quite right," said Giles

"Well, Rupert, it was a pleasure to meet you," said Carlile.

"I shall look forward to working with you," said Giles.

"Miss Summers," said Carlile, "when you're finished here would
you stop by my office please? I'd like to have a chat with you."

"Sure, okay," said Buffy.

"Buffy, you really must be more careful," said Giles after
Carlile had left. "This is a public place. You never know who may be
in here."

"Sorry," said Buffy, "He seemed nice. For a principal. I
wonder what he wants to talk about?"

"Yes, he's quite personable," said Giles. "I'm sure he just
wants to get to know the students better. Now, what were you saying
about patrolling tonight?"

"Oh," said Buffy. "I thought I'd start with the cemetery.
There seems to be more vamp activity than usual lately."

"That's a good idea," said Giles. "But be careful. Increased
activity usually means something is going on."

"Nothing, I can't handle," said Buffy, whirling around and
heading out of the library, "I am the Slayer, remember?"

"But you aren't invincible," muttered Giles as the door closed
behind her.

TWO

"Ah, Miss Summers, please have a seat," said Carlile as Buffy
entered his office. He picked up a thick folder off his desk. "I'll
come right to the point. This is your permanent record. Quite
colorful I must say. Let's see. You burned down the last school you
attended."

"Only the gym," interjected Buffy. "And I can explain that."

"No need to," said Carlile. "There are also numerous incidents
of tardiness and missing classes, multiple incidents of unexplained
trouble, even some accounts of disrespect to teachers."

He opened a drawer on his desk and dropped the file inside.
Then he picked up an empty folder.

"I believe in clean slates," he said. "As of this moment, this
is your new permanent file. What's happened in the past stays in the
past. I'm more interested in what you do in the present and the
future."

"Thank You" said Buffy

"Miss Summers," said Carlile, "You're a very intelligent young
woman. You have the potential to be a straight A student. That's
what I'd like to put in this file."

"Well," said Buffy, "like Giles, uh, I mean Mr. Giles, said
he's tutoring me. And I and getting better."

"I know," said Carlile. "I do think you need to concentrate
more on school and less on extra curricular activities. This is not a
lecture, just some friendly advice from a concerned teacher."

"Yes sir," said Buffy. "I'll try."

"As I said," said Carlile, "what's in the past is past. You
have a clean slate with me. What goes on that slate is totally up to
you. If there's ever anything you need, my door is always open. I'm
glad to help you in any way I can.

"Thank you," said Buffy, "I'll keep that in mind."

"Please do," said Carlile. "I would like nothing better than to
write a glowing recommendation for you so you can get into any college
you choose. If you start now, you can turn things around and have a
record you can truly be proud of."

"I'll try," said Buffy

"That's all I can ask." said Carlile, "Now I think you need to
get back to class, and I sincerely hope that when I see you in the
future it will only be in the hallways."

"Yes sir," said Buffy.

As Buffy left Carliles' office, Willow and Xander were waiting
for her.

"Hey Buff, what's up?" asked Xander. "Getting raked over the
coals by the new VP?"

"No," said Buffy. "Actually he was pretty cool."

"A cool VP?" questioned Xander. "Is that even genetically
possible?"

"Giles is cool," interjected Willow, "Stuffy but cool."

"Mr. Carlile was cool," said Buffy. "Gave me a clean slate and
everything. He didn't talk to me like I was a screw up."

"Oh the elusive clean slate," said Xander. "Hey, you think you
can talk him into giving me one of those? Maybe I can start over
again and not be so nerdy this time."

"You're not nerdy," protested Willow.

"I get the feeling he give everyone a clean slate," said Buffy.

"Great," said Xander. "Maybe I can be one of the cool kids this
time."

"Yeah," said Willow, smiling "then you can hang out with Cordy
and her friends."

"Hey, there's no call to get nasty about it," said Xander.

"Come on," said Buffy, laughing, "We're going to be late for
class."

THREE

Buffy hurried into the library the next morning. Giles was
sitting at one of the tables looking through a book. Buffy moved up
to the table, looking around to make sure they were alone.

"Good Morning, Buffy," said Giles

"Morning," said Buffy. "We need to find out what's going on. I
ran into half a dozen Vampires in the cemetery last night."

"That many?" questioned Giles. "That's an usually large number
for a single nights patrol."

"Exactly," said Buffy. "And more than one mentioned something
about a master. Someone or something that had sent them specifically
to get me."

"How extraordinary," said Giles. "I hadn't heard of anything
special in Sunnydale lately."

"Well whatever it is," said Buffy, "it's out specifically to get
me. We need to find what it is now! I'm operating blind out here."

"All right, all right, calm down," said Giles, "we'll get to the
bottom of it. Did they say anything that might give you clue as to
who or what this thing is?"

"Only that I was their only target," said Buffy. "Almost as if
this was something personal."

"I'll start checking," said Giles, "but I'll need more
information to narrow it down. Was there anything special or unusual
about any of these vampires?"

"No, not really," said Buffy, "just your everyday, run of the
mill bloodsuckers."

"Yes, well, perhaps I can find something," said Giles. "You go
on to class and I'll see what I can find out."

"Do it quick," said Buffy. "I need to know what I'm up
against."

"I shall do my best," said Giles calmly.

Buffy left the library as Giles went to do his research.

* * *

"So, what do you think it is?" asked Willow as the gang ate
lunch in the cafeteria.

"No idea," said Buffy, "But whatever it is, it seems to be able
to control, vampires."

"Not good," said Xander. "Vamps don't like to be controlled.
You think it could be another master?"

"From the way Giles talked," said Buffy, "there's only supposed
to be one of those. And we toasted him a long time ago."

"Maybe it's some kind of demon," offered Willow. "You know
sending vampires to weaken you and tire you out before it attacks."

"That's possible," said Buffy. "Tonight I'll see if I can take
one of the vampires captive. Maybe we can learn something from it."

"You need backup?" asked Xander. "Cause if you do, we're ready
to roll."

"No," said Buffy sternly. "Until we figure out what we're up
against, you two need to stay inside where it's safe."

"But we can help," protested Willow.

"Absolutely not" said Buffy. "I'll have enough to worry about
without having to worry about you two. You stay home and that's
that."

"What's the fun of being a side kick if we never get to do
anything?" asked Xander.

"You guys do plenty," said Buffy. "But it's too dangerous not
knowing what I'm up against. You two stay home and that's it."

"Okay," said Willow. "But we get to help when we find out what
it is."

"We'll see," said Buffy.

Buffy was more worried for her friends than normal. It was bad
enough protecting them against adversaries she was familiar with.
Facing an unknown adversary simply increased the difficulty. She had
no way of knowing what capabilities or vulnerabilities this thing
might have. Which made it difficult to plan a defensive strategy.

FOUR

Later that night, Buffy sat secluded in the Sunnydale cemetery.
Instead of her usual patrol route, she had decided to wait for a
vampire to make an appearance. She figured with all the undead
activity of late, it wouldn't take long for one to show up.

But it was nearly midnight and she was starting to get bored.
Not a single bloodsucker had appeared. It was as if they had all
suddenly vanished from the face of the Earth.
She finally decided the night was a bust. With no baddies out
roaming around, she didn't have the opportunity to get the information
she needed. Maybe she'd have better luck tomorrow night.

She moved out of her secluded hiding place and started home.
The cemetery seemed completely deserted. Not real surprising
considering the time of night. A nearly full moon was just reaching
its zenith.

Suddenly Buffy froze. Directly ahead she saw the silhouette of
a man standing next to a headstone. She could also see a burning red
ember of a cigarette in his hand. It struck her as extremely odd that
anyone would pick the cemetery at midnight for a smoke.

Odd for a human. Not so odd for a vampire.

Buffy pulled a sharpened stake out of her coat. She didn't plan
to use it unless she had no other choice. She needed this vampire
alive. Well, maybe not alive, but at least not staked. Not just yet.

Quietly she moved up behind the figure. With any luck she'd be
able to take him before he knew she was there. That would make
matters easier. Once she had the upper hand she was sure he'd tell
her everything she wanted to know.

Suddenly the figure dropped the cigarette and crushed it out
with his foot. He turned to move and stopped abruptly when he saw
Buffy only a few feet from him. Buffy was taken by surprise as well.
Facing her was Stanford Carlile.

"Well Miss Summers," he said smiling. "Fancy meeting you here.
Isn't it a bit late to be out? Tomorrow is a school day."

"Oh," said Buffy, hiding the stake behind her back, "I was just
studying at a friends house. I'm on my way home right now. What are
you doing in the cemetery at this time of night?"

"I live right next door," said Carlile. "I'm afraid I have to
sneak over here for a smoke from time to time. My wife thinks I quit.
So I have to be far enough away from the house so she won't see me."

"You really should quit you know," said Buffy. "They aren't good
for you."

"I'm aware of that," said Carlile. "I usually don't smoke at
all. It's just after a meal I get this incredible urge for a
cigarette. So I occasionally indulge myself. And it's very peaceful
here.

"It's a cemetery," said Buffy. "Everyone's dead."

"You aren't," said Carlile.

"Well, I should be getting home," said Buffy.

"Good night, Miss Summers," said Carlile.

Buffy turned to leave and something caught her eye. Behind
Carlile, sticking out from behind the headstone were someone's legs.
They weren't moving.

"What's that?" asked Buffy, moving around the headstone.

Behind the headstone lay a young girl. The girl wasn't moving.
On her neck were two neat puncture wounds. Buffy looked up at Carlile
and noticed two drops of fresh blood on his collar.

"Oh dear," said Carlile, "I seem to have been found out. I had
hoped to observe you a bit more before we met."

Suddenly his face changed. His forehead wrinkled into the now
familiar form of a vampire. Two elongated teeth sprouted from his
mouth and his eyes turned a dull, dingy yellow.

"I suppose that's out of the question now," said Carlile facing
Buffy.

FIVE

"Wait a minute," said Buffy, taking up a defensive posture, "I
saw you walking around in the daylight."

"Yes," said Carlile, "you did. I'm called the Daywalker. A
vampire that can move about unhampered by sunlight. It's quite handy."

"It won't do you much good now," said Buffy. "And I'm not some
helpless female like she was. I think you'll find me a bit more of a
challenge."

"On, I'm counting on it," said Carlile. "You don't think I came
all this way for a normal human do you. I came here for you. The
Slayer."

"You're the master the others are talking about," said Buffy.

"Guilty as charged," said Carlile. "I'm something of a celebrity
among my kind."

"I'm afraid any future accolades will have to be posthumous,"
said Buffy.

She kicked out striking Carlile along the temple. Carlile stumbled and then smiled at her.

"Foolish girl," he said, "I'm over nine hundred years old. Do
you have any idea how many Slayers I've killed.

"Don't know, don't care," said Buffy. "All I know is that's all
going to end tonight."

She attacked Carlile again. For several long minutes they
fought with no clear victor. Both seemed evenly matched in fighting
skill. And neither seemed capable of gaining the upper hand. It was
beginning to look as if this fight would end in a stalemate.

Suddenly Buffy feigned a movement to her left. Carlile turned to
defend against the attack. Just as quickly, Buffy reversed direction.
She spun around nearly in a full circle plunging the stake deep into
Carliles chest on the left side.

She turned to face him and stepped back a couple of steps.
Vampires always exploded slightly when they turned to dust. And her
clothes were already dirty enough.

"Do you have any ides how much that hurts?" snarled Carlile,
pulling the stake out and casting it aside.

"Poof," said Buffy. "You're supposed to go poof. I staked you.
Why aren't you going poof?"

"I told you," said Carlile, "I'm the Daywalker, I'm no ordinary
vampire."

Carlile swing out striking Buffy on the side of her face. She
went reeling back and tumbled to the ground. She started to rise when
Carlile suddenly dropped onto her chest pinning her to the ground.

"You're very good," he said. "Better than most Slayers. But in
the end, this conclusion was inevitable. I will make it quick. You
deserve that much."

Before Carlile could move, a dark figure collided with him,
knocking him off Buffy. She quickly jumped to her feet and turned to
see Carlile face off against Angel.

"Buffy, get out of here," said Angel.

"Why, Angelus," said Carlile, "it's been a long time."

"It's Angel now," said Angel. "And you're not taking this
Slayer."

"Yes, I heard about you," said Carlile. "Got your soul back, did
you? Pity, your evil was legendary. And protecting a Slayer now. My,
how far you've fallen, Angelus."

Suddenly they all noticed a police car pull into the cemetery
with its' lights flashing.

"I never did care much for crowds," said Carlile. "Slayer, there
will be another time. And Angelus, you can't be around to protect
her all the time. So, until we meet again, I will bid you adieu."

Carlile turned and disappeared into the cemetery. Buffy and
Angel decided it was best if the police didn't find them there. They
turned and headed for Giles house.

SIX

"He didn't poof," Buffy said to Giles. "Why didn't he poof?"

"Calm down," said Giles. "I'm sure there's a rational
explanation for it."

"He didn't poof, Giles," insisted Buffy. "I staked him and he
didn't poof."

"You said he called himself a Daywalker?" Giles asked Angel.

"Yeah," said Angel. "His real name is Stephen Crane. He was an
alchemist in the twelfth century when he became a vampire. From what
I understand, he started walking around during the day in the
seventeen hundreds. No one knows how he's able to do it."

"He certainly had us fooled," said Giles. "Strange that we have
no information on such a unique vampire."

"He keeps a very low profile," said Angel. "I met him about one
hundred years ago. When I was still Angelus. I haven't heard of him
in about fifty years."

"What was that he said about killing Slayers?" asked Giles.

"He's claimed to have killed seven Slayers," said Angel.
"Considering what he can do, I think we have to assume he's telling
the truth."

"Well, there have been Slayers who have died under unexplainable
circumstances," said Giles. "I suppose it's possible."

"Any idea why staking him didn't do any good?" Buffy asked
Angel.

"No," said Angel. "As far as I can tell, it's never done any
good. I only learned he was in town last night and was on my way to
warn you when I found you in the cemetery."

"Lucky for Buffy you did," said Giles.

"Giles, Angel said he was an alchemist," said Buffy. "Isn't that
like a chemist?"

"Actually," said Giles, "alchemy was the forerunner of
chemistry, yes."

"Well maybe he's found some sort of chemical way to keep a stake
from doing what it's supposed to do."

"Oh, I don't see how," said Giles. "To do that he would have to
prevent the stake from penetrating his heart. I don't see how any
chemical could do that."

"But it might explain his ability to move about in daylight. It
is possible to chemically prevent damage from sunlight from affecting
the skin. Sun block, for example."

"Well it's a start," said Buffy. "Tomorrow I'll have a look
around his office. Giles, you see if you can find any more information
on him. Angel, can you see if there's anyone who might know about
him?"

"I'll see what I can find out" promised Angel.

"Great," said Buffy. "I'll have Willow check the Internet.
There might be something on there that isn't in Giles' books.

"Buffy," said Giles, "under the circumstances, perhaps you
should forego patrolling for now. If the Daywalker is after you it
could be too dangerous."

"There are still vampires out there," said Buffy. "They aren't
going to stop just because there's a new bad guy in town."

"Besides," said Angel, "Crane can move around during the day,
which means she's at risk during the day as well."

"Point taken," said Giles.

"Don't worry, Giles," said Angel. "She won't be out there alone.
I won't be far away."

"What is this?" asked Buffy. "Am I suddenly a normal girl who
can't take care of herself?"

"Not at all," said Giles. "You're the Slayer facing a vampire
that by all appearances can't be killed. Angel's right. You can't go
out alone."

"Well okay," said Buffy. "But just until we find a way to dust
this guy."

"Very good," said Giles. "Now, you need to get some rest. I'll
start looking for what I can find out about him."

"You do have one protection," said Angel as he walked Buffy
home. "In most respects he's like any other vampire. He can't enter
your house unless you invite him in."

"Good," said Buffy. "I'll make sure to tell mom not to invite
him in. I'll think of a reason to give her."

"Good," said Angel. "At least you'll have one place you'll be
safe."

SEVEN

Getting into Carliles office proved to be easier than Buffy had
imagined. Not surprisingly he had called in sick that day. Buffy had
only to wait until his secretary left her desk, and then she quickly
slipped inside.

She found almost nothing of interest in the office. From all
outward appearances it appeared to be nothing more than the office of
a vice principal. However, she did find something curious in his desk.

Hidden in a locked drawer was a bottle of a clear, odorless
liquid and a syringe. Of course, with her strength, Buffy had no
problem forcing the drawer open. There was no label on the bottle and
no indication what the contents were. She took the bottle to have
Giles analyze it. On her way to the library she ran into Willow and
Xander.

"Find out anything?" she asked Willow.

"No," said Willow. "I found some obscure references on an
alchemist named Stephen Crane in England about 1357. But nothing on
him being a vampire or his unique abilities."

"You did say he keeps a low profile," said Xander.

"Yeah," said Buffy. "According to Angel he kills anyone who
learns anything about him. That's probable why we don't have anything
on him."

"Great," said Xander. "Now we have to worry about a vampire who
can walk around in daylight coming after us."

"We could tell him Cordelia knows about him," said Willow.
"Maybe she'll whine him to death."

"Works for me," said Xander.

"Except that Cordelia is still away at those cheerleader
competitions," said Buffy.

"Great," said Xander "he'll have to leave town to get her.
Problem solved."

"Let's get serious, guys," said Buffy, as they entered the
library.

As they entered the library, a young boy was talking to Giles.
He appeared to be even younger than the three entering the library.
He held a stack of books in one hand.

"Oh, great, trivia boy is here," said Xander.

"Jeremy is sweet," protested Willow, "even if he does go on and
on about little known facts."

"Little known and uninteresting," said Xander.

"Quiet," snapped Buffy.

Jeremy stone was a freshman and had always been small for his
age. But he was extremely intelligent and had a penchant for trivia.
Usually to the annoyance of the people around him.

"Hi Buffy, hi Willow," said Jeremy, as they entered the library.

"Hi Jeremy," said Buffy. "Come to learn some more trivia?"

"No," said Jeremy. "I have to read a book for English. Just
stopped in to get it. Hey, look what I got the other day."

He pulled out a book and showed it to Buffy. The title was
"Medical Oddities and Curiosities."

"It's full of cool stuff," he said, flying through the book.
"Look, here's one about a guy who actually became allergic to his
wife. And this one, this guy could stretch his neck. He could go
from five feet nine inches to six feet two inches in seconds. There's
another one about this guy who could put on or take off weight
whenever he wanted. It's all real fascinating."

"Oh yeah," said Xander sarcastically. "Real fascinating stuff
alright."

"Xander, be nice," said Willow.

"Jeremy," said Buffy, flipping through the book, "can I borrow
this? Just for a little while."

"Yeah, sure, I guess so," said Jeremy. "I didn't know you were
interested in this kind of stuff."

"I'm beginning to get interest," said Buffy.

"Hey, maybe when you finish it," said Jeremy, "we could get
together and talk about it."

"Maybe," said Buffy.

"Good," beamed Jeremy. "I need to get to class."

"You shouldn't encourage him," said Xander. "You know he's got
a crush on you."

"Like I said," said Willow.

"And he might have just been helpful," said Buffy, looking
through the book.

EIGHT

Buffy breezed into the school library just after sundown.
Everyone else was already gathered. Even Angel was present.

"Buffy," said Giles, "what's so important? Your phone call made
it sound vital."

"It is, said Buffy. "I want everyone to go home and lock your
doors. You'll all be safe there. Just don't invite anyone in and you
should be okay."

"What about you?" asked Xander.

"I'm going after Carlile," said Buffy. "Angel is going with me.
He'll keep any other vampires off me while I deal with Carlile."

"Buffy, that's not wise." said Giles. "We haven't learned
enough about him. You'll be at a distinct disadvantage."

Buffy pulled a stake out of her coat.

"I'm ready for him this time," she said. "Last time he took me
by surprise. This time I'll have the upper hand."

"Spoken like a true Slayer," said a voice at the front doors to
the library.

Everyone turned to see Carlile standing just inside the doors.
Behind him were three male vampires all wearing their vampire face.

"Hail, hail, the gangs all here, said Carlile. "I decided I'd
drop by with a couple of friends. I thought maybe we could have a
party."

Angel started to move.

"No," said Buffy, stopping him. "He's here for me."

"Precisely right," said Carlile. "You're the Slayer. My
interest in your friends is incidental. You're the one I want."

"Okay," said Buffy, "I'm here. But this is between you and me.
My friends aren't involved. Neither are yours. Make sure they stay
out of it."

"I'm not sure that's possible," said Carlile. "Vampires can be
so impetuous at times."

"What's the matter?" asked Buffy. "Scared? Afraid you can't
take me a second time?"

"After the other night," said Carlile, "I would think you'd
realize there's nothing I'm afraid of."

"Fine," said Buffy, "then this will be one-on-one. You against
me."

"If that's the way you want it," said Carlile. He turned to the
other vampires. "You heard the lady. This is a solo match."

Buffy turned to Angel.

"Don't interfere," she said. "Just make sure those three stay
put. This is between him and me."

"Buffy," began Angel.

"No," said Buffy sternly. "You need to protect the others. And
to make sure those three don't try anything while by back is turned."

"This is crazy," said Angel.

"Just promise me you'll stay out of it," said Buffy. "It has to
be this way."

Angel just stared at Buffy for a moment. Carlile had already
proven once he could beat her. If Angel hadn't been in the cemetery
that night, Carlile would have killed her.

But she was also the most resourceful, and most stubborn person
he'd ever know. Once she made up her mind, nothing could change it.
Angel knew she had every intention of facing Carlile alone.

"Okay," he said finally. "I won't interfere."

"Don't worry," she said. "I've got it covered."

She turned back to face Carlile.

"You know, of course," said Carlile, "that when I'm finished
with you, your friends are next.

"Oh, that's not going to happen," said Buffy. "When we're done,
you're going to be just a pile of dust."

"As arrogant as any Slayer," said Carlile. "Let's see how
arrogant you are once I'm gorged on your blood."

Carlile moved toward Buffy.

NINE

Buffy swung out to kick Carlile in the head, but the vampire was
ready for her attack. He ducked and Buffys' foot missed. Carlile
struck out hitting Buffy with his fist.

She was sent sprawling, but rolled with the punch. In an
instant she was on her feet again. Carlile swung at her again but she
blocked the blow. She swung out attempting to impale him with the
stake, but he sidestepped her and the stake found only air.

They sparred for several minutes. Like the previous night, both
seemed evenly matched. The spectators watched looking for any
weakness or mistake one or the other might make. It appeared as if
neither would make a mistake.

Suddenly, Buffy feigned to her left, but just as quickly
reversed direction. Carlile was ready for her, however, having
experienced the same maneuver the previous night, he quickly turned to
protect against the attack.

But Buffy again reversed direction, driving the stake deep into
the left side of Carliles' chest. He howled in pain and hit her with
all his strength. She fell to the floor and started to rise but
Carlile suddenly pounced on her, pinning her to the floor.

"Foolish, foolish girl," said Carlile, pulling the stake out and
casting it aside. "Did you learn nothing the last time? That is of no
use against me."

"I know," said Buffy, reaching into her boot and pulling out a
second stake. "I just needed to distract you so I could do this."

She raised the second stake and plunged it into the right side
of Carliles' chest. Carlile looked at her in complete surprise.

"Bye, bye now," said Buffy.

"This is not good," said Carlile.

Suddenly the vampire exploded into dust. Buffy stood up brushing
the dust off of her. She turned to the remaining three vampires with
her hands on her hips.

"See, poof," she said. "That's the way it's supposed to work.
Now, who wants the next dance?"

The three vampires looked at Buffy in total shock. They looked
at each other, and then back at Buffy. Suddenly, without a word, the
three vampires turned and ran from the school as fast as they could
move.

"Aw, they don't want to play," said Buffy, turning back to her
friends. "They're just no fun."

"What happened?" asked Angel.

"I must say," said Giles, "I am completely at a loss here."

"It's very simple," said Buffy, taking out the book she'd
borrowed from Jeremy. "Carlile was not a normal vampire. But there
was no indication shy. When Jeremy showed me this book, I got to
thinking. Maybe there was something unusual about him before he
became a vampire that just made him seem undefeatable"

"Logical," said Giles. "But I still don't understand what
happened."

"Did you know that not everyone's heart is in exactly the same
place?" asked Buffy. "That's why the doctor moves his stethoscope
around your chest when he's listening to your heart. To locate
exactly where it is."

"Fascinating," said Giles sarcastically.

"In fact," continued Buffy, "about ten percent of the population
is born with their heart on the right side, not the left."

"Really?" asked Xander. "So that's why he didn't die the first
time you staked him?"

"Right," said Buffy. "His heart was on the right, not the left.
So staking him in the normal spot just didn't do any good."

"How extraordinary," said Giles. "So he was just a normal
vampire after all. With his heart in a different place, he just
appeared to be unstoppable."

"Right," said Buffy. "All I had to do was make him think I was
over confidant. Then, I just had to stake him on the right side."

"No wonder you didn't want me involved," said Angel.

"Well," said Buffy, "I don't think we'll have any more vampire
trouble tonight. Think I'll take the night off."

TEN

In the three days since Buffy had finished Carlile, there had
been virtually no vampire activity in Sunnydale. Apparently killing
Carlile had given the vampires cause for additional concern. Buffy,
Willow, and Xander were walking to class when Giles approached them.

"Hey, Giles, what's up?" asked Buffy.

"I just thought you'd like to know," said Giles, "about that
bottle you found in Carliles office. It appears to be a very potent
form of sun block. With the side affect of turning the skin brown as
if it has been tanned."

"Injectable sun block?" questioned Buffy. "No wonder the sun
didn't affect him."

"Gee, that would be handy," said Willow. "No more sitting in
the sun for hours and hours. One little injection and, bingo, instant
tan."

"Yes, well not right away I'm afraid," said Giles. "The chemist
who analyzed it said it was fatally toxic to humans."

"But not to vampires," said Xander.

"No, apparently not," said Giles. "I imagine Carlile spent
years working on it. As an alchemist he'd be perfectly qualified to
produce something like that."

"And as a vampire," said Buffy, "he had all the time in the
world. Boy, talk about having you cake and eating it too."

"Hey," said Willow, "what about giving it to Angel? Then he
could walk around in the day time and everything."

"That's proving to be a problem," said Giles. "The chemist was
able to analyze it but reproducing it is proving to be difficult.
Apparently some of the ingredients are defying analysis. He's going
to continue working on it but it may be quite some time before he has
anything useful."

"Well, I doubt if Carlile left the formula lying around
anywhere," said Xander.

"Yes, well, let's just hope there aren't any more like Carlile
out there," said Giles. "One can be quite taxing."

"Buffy doesn't have to worry about that right now," said Willow.

"I don't?" questioned Buffy.

"No," said Willow. "There's something else you need to do
first."

"There is?" asked Buffy.

"Yes," said Willow, smiling. "I saw Jeremy earlier. He asked
me when you want to go on your date with him."

"Date?" questioned Buffy. "I didn't say anything about a date.
I said we might talk about that book he loaned me."

"He thinks it's a date," giggled Willow.

"I told you to be careful," said Xander.

"In all fairness," said Giles, "he did help you figure out how
to defeat Carlile."

"I know," pouted Buffy. "Guess I don't have a choice. Oh, the sacrifices I have to make as the Slayer."

Willow just giggled as she glanced up and saw Jeremy coming down
the hallway toward Buffy.

The End

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