Disclaimer #1: I don't own these people or the show Real World. Damn, that sucks. I want Lulu so badly. *drool*

Disclaimer #2: No, I didn't steal this from Haruka-chan. We happen to be freinds and we came up with the idea together. So she knows about my story, I know about hers. k? ^.^

(...) - Auther's Notes (most of these are ridiculously stupid, but what the hey! i have no life!)
"..." - Talking (can we say hello?)
'...' - Thoughts. You know, when they say what they REALLY feel. muwahahaha.



"Woah baby!" Zell said in awe as he looked up at the two floor building. It was goregous, with brick walls and red and black trim. Zell pushed his way past the gate, still looking up at the house. He spotted someone looking down from one of the windows. "Hey, I think someone's already here."

"Probably the guys from London." Duo commented, holding the gate door open for Lulu. Zell quickly made his way up to the door. Opening it revealed a small hall with light wood floor, stairs, and two doors. A woman stepped through the right door and smiled.

"Hey, I'm Lara." She said.

"A pleasure to meet you." Zell said. Duo slipped past him and shook Lara's hand.

"We've already chosen our rooms." Lara informed. "The guy upstairs, Farfello, chose the single room. Which, honestly, I think that was wise."

"Damn." Duo muttered before starting upstairs with his things. Lulu followed him, remaining quiet all the while. Zell remained downstairs and chatted with Lara. From outside the front door they could hear another car drive up, followed by a high pitched girl talking rapidly. Within seconds the door burst open and in stepped Michiru and Bubbles.

"Wow, this is great!" Bubbles exclaimed. "Don't you think it's great? This is just great! I'm gonna go pick out my room!"

Michiru watched the tiny woman fly her way upstairs before slumping against the wall. "That girl has talked for nearly 12 hours straight. I feel like my ears are gonna explode."

"I sympathize." Lara said. "Well, I'm sure then you would prefer to not share a room with her. Want to room with me?"

"Yeah that would be great." Michiru said relieved. Michiru followed Lara upstairs leaving Zell there alone. 'Damn, now I'm gonna have to share with that Duo guy... Unless I get to Lulu before Bubbles does!' Zell quickly ran up the stairs and down the hall untill he spotted Lulu. She stood in the largest room of the house, her suitcase on the bed. She looked up at Zell as he entered.

"May I help you?" She asked calmly.

"Well it seems like I need a room and since you have space available I thought I'd room wth you." Zell said, sitting down on the other full bed. He looked around at the dark, purple decorated room.

"Are you sure that's wise?" Lulu asked. 'Who does this guy think he is?' (yeah, who does he think he is! *cough* sorry)

"Well, it's either me or-" Zell was interupted by Duo running into the room and slamming the door shut. He was breathing heavy and his braid was all messed up. "Woah, what happened to you?"

"Bu-Bu-Bubbles." He gasped out. (haha, look who got turned into Bubbles' new sex toy!)

Lulu stared at Duo a moment before covering her mouth, trying to hide her smile. Zell just shook his head and turned back to Lulu. "Like I said, it's either me or Bubbles as your room mate."

"Or me!" Duo interjected. "I'm not gonna be left alone with that girl."

Outside the hall Bubbles was flying back and forth, waiting for Duo was to come out. That's when she spotted a door at the end of the hall cracked open. 'I just love exploring things! I have to take a peek.' She carefully looked through the door, spotting inside a man arranging several knives on his bed. Unable to restrain herself Bubbles burst through the door and into the room.

'That girl scared the shit out of me! I nearly dropped Jessica, my favorite retractable knife.' (all farfie fans can now kill me for having him name his knives.)

"Hiya!" Bubbles piped up. "So, what are all the knives for?"

Farfello stared at the girl, unsure of how to respond. Bubbles hovered over the knives as though she was inspecting each one. When she reached down to touch one Farfello grabbed her hand and jerked her away.

"Hey!" She squeeled. "You big meanie! You hurt me."

"Hurting little girls is good, because that hurts God." Farfello said calmly. Bubbles stared. 'Dear God! What have I got myself into? I'm gonna be killed before the night is over!' (too bad that's not true. oops *covers mouth*)

Loud noises from the hall caught their attention. Bubbles, keeping her eyes on Farfello, went out to investigate. Farfello stood in his doorway, watching from afar.

"I'm not sharing a room with that girl!" Duo yelled. "Look what she did to my hair! I don't know how it happened, but look at it!"

"If you think I'm going to you have one thing comming!" Zell growled. Lulu shook her head and stepped in between them.

"How about you two share a room and I'll room with Bubbles?" She suggested. 'Funny how men are so hot headed they never sit down and actually think.' (isn't that SO true?)

Zell eyed Duo, then spotting Bubbles he nodded quickly. "Sure thing."

"I see how it is." Bubbles said softly, her voice squeeking. Her lower lip quivered a little. "None of you want to room with me, do you?"

"I'm certain that's not the truth." Lulu told her. She headed back into her room. Bubbles watched her then perked up, as though nothing happened. She floated her way towards the room she would now share with Lulu. She looked at Duo and winked before heading inside and shutting the door. (skank! *looks around innocently*)

Duo and Zell looked at each other and shook their heads. They slowly made their way down to the first bedroom in the hall. Inside one of the other rooms, Michiru and Lara were busy putting away their clothes. They stood in a light cream colored room with two twin beds. Lara had chosen the bed closest to the bay window.

"From the sounds of the hall we are gonna have an interesting time." Lara commented. Michiru smiled, nodding. "So, your dating that racer, right? What's her name?"

"Haruka." Michiru told her.

"I think that's sweet. To meet someone on your show and fall in love." Lara slowly smiled. "It's so romantic."

"Yeah, it is." Michiru agreed. "So what about you? Do you have a significant other?"

"Nope, I fly solo." Lara said. "I belong to no man or woman."

Michiru looked up at the word woman. Lara just grinned at her. Michiru blinked, then returned to unpacking her clothes. 'I have a weird feeling she was flirting with me... Even though she knows I'm taken. I suddenly feel very uncomfortable in this room.' Michiru quickly finished unpacking. After placing her suitcase in the back of the closet she headed for the door. "I'm going down to the kitchen."

"Okay, I'll see you later." Lara watched the aqua eyed girl leave before finishing putting up her clothes.



Ending Credits fly by. (Oh, look peoples, this episode is over. Ta-Ta for now!!)

Voice Over: Stay Tuned for the next episode of Real Weird.

A bunch of stupid commercials come up, leaving you with nothing else to do. So off you go, to read another fanfic. Byes! *cheesy grin*