By now you SHOULD know all of my disclaimers. but there are those who.. well, like to forget things. so I'm gonna type them real quick: #1 I don't own any of the characters or show rights. damn. #2 Haruka-chan and I agreed to BOTH do a story like this. so, no i didn't copy hers.
(...) = my dumbass comments
"..." = come on, guess. i know you can figure out what that's for.
'...' = the deep confessions of the mind. muwahahaha
"NNNOOOOOOO!" A shrill voice echoed from the kitchen. Michiru, sitting on a burgundy loveseat in the living room, looked over at Lulu. Lulu's eyebrow slowly raised. Farfello, sitting next to Lulu, just shook his head. Lara came running into the room.
"What was that?" She asked. Michiru just pointed at the blonde boy entering the living room. Zell stood there, staring down at an empty package of hot dogs.
"Someone ate my hot dogs." He whispered. 'This is an outrage!! If any of them played Final Fantasy they would know I love my hot dogs! I swear, who ever did it is dead!'
"Uhh, Zell?" Lara asked. "Why would people eat your hot dogs?"
"I know they did." He pointed his finger at each in the room. Slowly Farfello stood up and began walking out of the room. Zell stared at him. "It was you!"
"Well," Farfello said calmly, "How was I to know you'd be so... attatched to them? Besides, it hurt you. That's good."
Zell continued to pout as Farfello left the room. 'I don't like him. He's just so cold. And I thought Seifer was an asshole. I don't see why he's got this obsession with hurting things. I seriously think that Farfello guy is disturbed.' (Farfello isn't disturbed, he's God!!! *laugh* okay not really)
"Hey, have you seen Bubbles?" Lara asked. Zell walked over and sat next to Lulu, giving her a sly grin. Lulu just shook her head. Lara plopped herself next to Michiru, making sure their thighs were touching. "It's been really quiet upstairs."
"I doubt you can hear anything over the shower." Michiru said, trying to scoot away from Lara. It didn't work. Lara slid her arm over Michiru's shoulders and across the back of the loveseat. Michiru slouched slightly, becomming a tad uncomfortable. "D-Duo has been in there all morning."
"I swear." Zell muttered. 'Okay, Duo isn't as bad as I thought he was. Accept, he's got this thing with his hair. He brushes it a houndred times a night. Every night! And he counts out loud!'
"It would explain why it's so long." Lulu commented, speaking in a low, even voice. "I use to do that with mine. A long time ago."
"I think your hair is perfect." Zell told her. Lulu barely glanced at him.
Meanwhile, up stairs, Duo was enjoying a nice steamy shower. (all Duo fans may now rejoice. he has been caught in the shower. *waves duo flag*) Humming to himself, he rinsed away the last bit of conditioner in his hair. Slowly he opened his eyes. He quickly jumped back, nearly hitting his head on the shower head. Before him stood, uhhh... floated, a nude Bubbles. Duo's jaw dropped as the tiny woman floated closer to him.
"Duo my darling." She purred. "I thought maybe I could help you wash your... back."
She slowly held up a wash cloth and gave him a lecherous grin. Duo's mind blanked out. What the hell was he suppose to do? 'Here I was, taking a lovely shower, and this... girl comes prancing in! I couldn't believe it!'
Outside the hall Farfello was calmly walking towards his room, unwrapping one of his bandages along the way. Within seconds he was banged against the wall by a short, wet boy. Duo quickly jumped up and yelled sorry at him. He dashed to his room. Farfello watched the door slam and the sound of the lock turn. Slowly standing, Farfello recovered from the shock. Only in time to spot Bubbles walking out of the bathroom, her hair wrapped in a towel. She gave Farfello a dirty look before snubbing him and heading to her room. Farfello stood there a moment, trying to figure out what he just saw. Comming up from behind Farfello was Michiru, violin in hand.
"Hello, Farfello." She greeted. She looked at the confused look on his face. "Everything okay?"
"Duo and Bubbles..." He trailed off, thinking. After a moment of silence he spoke up again. "In the shower..."
Michiru gave him an odd look as the Irishman made his way to his room, still calculating things in his mind. (ahhh, Farfie is thinking!! ain't that cute?) Michiru shook her head and entered the room she shared with Lara.
"You know," Lara said as Michiru came to the end of her violin practice, "You look so cute when your playing that."
Michiru remained silent as she placed her violin carefully into it's case. Lara slowly shut the door, watching the graceful woman put away her instrument. When Michiru turned back to her, Lara smiled.
"Uh, Lara?" Michiru said, nervously. Lara slowly started taking closer steps toward her. "I'm feeling very uncomfortable with... uh, the way you've been acting around me."
"Now why would you feel that way?" Lara asked calmly. Michiru backed away from Lara with every step she took. Feeling her back hit the wall, Michiru gulped. 'God, she really is a cutie. Look at her, standing there all nervous. I bet she isn't so nervous under the covers.'
"Lara, come on." Michiru said, her voice rising. "You know I have a girlfriend."
"Yes, I do know that." Lara replied. Lara took a final step, bringing her face in close to Michiru's. "But why should that stop us?"
"Oh, sorry." Zell said as he entered the room. "You guys are obviously busy, I'll leave you."
"No!" Michiru yelped. She cleared her throat, continuing calmly. "No, I was about to leave anyway. What did you need?"
"Me and Lulu were going sight-seeing." Zell told her. "Just wanted to know if you would like to come along?"
"Absolutely." Michiru replied, scotting herself past Lara. Lara watched her before grinning.
"I'll come too." She said. Michiru glanced back at her before heading out the door.
Ending credits roll by.
Voice Over: Stay tuned for the next-
Author runs over to Voice Over guy: Could you PLEASE be a little bit more enthusiastic? Make it come to life.
Author hands Voice Over paper: Here, read this.
Voice Over, sighing: Check out the next Real Weird! Come see the scary tales of Farfie and the snow dogs meet baloon station! ...What the hell is this?
Author: It's to grab their attention! Ain't it neat. See, i've got rabid dogs and lizard people, even mutant roller coasters!
Voice Over: But, is any of this in the next episode?
Author: No... Not really... But that's not the point!!!
Voice Over: ACTUALLY. That IS the point. Your suppose to just basically-
Author interupts: Yada, yada, yada! Who cares?! They don't want that crap! They want to be tricked into thinking the next episode contains Bubbles being eaten by a wild werewolf! You know, Werewolf in Moscow! woot!
Voice Over shakes head and walks away.
Author: Hey, where are you going!?!? Fine, be that way!!
Author stomps off, leaving room for all those fun commercials.
(...) = my dumbass comments
"..." = come on, guess. i know you can figure out what that's for.
'...' = the deep confessions of the mind. muwahahaha
"NNNOOOOOOO!" A shrill voice echoed from the kitchen. Michiru, sitting on a burgundy loveseat in the living room, looked over at Lulu. Lulu's eyebrow slowly raised. Farfello, sitting next to Lulu, just shook his head. Lara came running into the room.
"What was that?" She asked. Michiru just pointed at the blonde boy entering the living room. Zell stood there, staring down at an empty package of hot dogs.
"Someone ate my hot dogs." He whispered. 'This is an outrage!! If any of them played Final Fantasy they would know I love my hot dogs! I swear, who ever did it is dead!'
"Uhh, Zell?" Lara asked. "Why would people eat your hot dogs?"
"I know they did." He pointed his finger at each in the room. Slowly Farfello stood up and began walking out of the room. Zell stared at him. "It was you!"
"Well," Farfello said calmly, "How was I to know you'd be so... attatched to them? Besides, it hurt you. That's good."
Zell continued to pout as Farfello left the room. 'I don't like him. He's just so cold. And I thought Seifer was an asshole. I don't see why he's got this obsession with hurting things. I seriously think that Farfello guy is disturbed.' (Farfello isn't disturbed, he's God!!! *laugh* okay not really)
"Hey, have you seen Bubbles?" Lara asked. Zell walked over and sat next to Lulu, giving her a sly grin. Lulu just shook her head. Lara plopped herself next to Michiru, making sure their thighs were touching. "It's been really quiet upstairs."
"I doubt you can hear anything over the shower." Michiru said, trying to scoot away from Lara. It didn't work. Lara slid her arm over Michiru's shoulders and across the back of the loveseat. Michiru slouched slightly, becomming a tad uncomfortable. "D-Duo has been in there all morning."
"I swear." Zell muttered. 'Okay, Duo isn't as bad as I thought he was. Accept, he's got this thing with his hair. He brushes it a houndred times a night. Every night! And he counts out loud!'
"It would explain why it's so long." Lulu commented, speaking in a low, even voice. "I use to do that with mine. A long time ago."
"I think your hair is perfect." Zell told her. Lulu barely glanced at him.
Meanwhile, up stairs, Duo was enjoying a nice steamy shower. (all Duo fans may now rejoice. he has been caught in the shower. *waves duo flag*) Humming to himself, he rinsed away the last bit of conditioner in his hair. Slowly he opened his eyes. He quickly jumped back, nearly hitting his head on the shower head. Before him stood, uhhh... floated, a nude Bubbles. Duo's jaw dropped as the tiny woman floated closer to him.
"Duo my darling." She purred. "I thought maybe I could help you wash your... back."
She slowly held up a wash cloth and gave him a lecherous grin. Duo's mind blanked out. What the hell was he suppose to do? 'Here I was, taking a lovely shower, and this... girl comes prancing in! I couldn't believe it!'
Outside the hall Farfello was calmly walking towards his room, unwrapping one of his bandages along the way. Within seconds he was banged against the wall by a short, wet boy. Duo quickly jumped up and yelled sorry at him. He dashed to his room. Farfello watched the door slam and the sound of the lock turn. Slowly standing, Farfello recovered from the shock. Only in time to spot Bubbles walking out of the bathroom, her hair wrapped in a towel. She gave Farfello a dirty look before snubbing him and heading to her room. Farfello stood there a moment, trying to figure out what he just saw. Comming up from behind Farfello was Michiru, violin in hand.
"Hello, Farfello." She greeted. She looked at the confused look on his face. "Everything okay?"
"Duo and Bubbles..." He trailed off, thinking. After a moment of silence he spoke up again. "In the shower..."
Michiru gave him an odd look as the Irishman made his way to his room, still calculating things in his mind. (ahhh, Farfie is thinking!! ain't that cute?) Michiru shook her head and entered the room she shared with Lara.
"You know," Lara said as Michiru came to the end of her violin practice, "You look so cute when your playing that."
Michiru remained silent as she placed her violin carefully into it's case. Lara slowly shut the door, watching the graceful woman put away her instrument. When Michiru turned back to her, Lara smiled.
"Uh, Lara?" Michiru said, nervously. Lara slowly started taking closer steps toward her. "I'm feeling very uncomfortable with... uh, the way you've been acting around me."
"Now why would you feel that way?" Lara asked calmly. Michiru backed away from Lara with every step she took. Feeling her back hit the wall, Michiru gulped. 'God, she really is a cutie. Look at her, standing there all nervous. I bet she isn't so nervous under the covers.'
"Lara, come on." Michiru said, her voice rising. "You know I have a girlfriend."
"Yes, I do know that." Lara replied. Lara took a final step, bringing her face in close to Michiru's. "But why should that stop us?"
"Oh, sorry." Zell said as he entered the room. "You guys are obviously busy, I'll leave you."
"No!" Michiru yelped. She cleared her throat, continuing calmly. "No, I was about to leave anyway. What did you need?"
"Me and Lulu were going sight-seeing." Zell told her. "Just wanted to know if you would like to come along?"
"Absolutely." Michiru replied, scotting herself past Lara. Lara watched her before grinning.
"I'll come too." She said. Michiru glanced back at her before heading out the door.
Ending credits roll by.
Voice Over: Stay tuned for the next-
Author runs over to Voice Over guy: Could you PLEASE be a little bit more enthusiastic? Make it come to life.
Author hands Voice Over paper: Here, read this.
Voice Over, sighing: Check out the next Real Weird! Come see the scary tales of Farfie and the snow dogs meet baloon station! ...What the hell is this?
Author: It's to grab their attention! Ain't it neat. See, i've got rabid dogs and lizard people, even mutant roller coasters!
Voice Over: But, is any of this in the next episode?
Author: No... Not really... But that's not the point!!!
Voice Over: ACTUALLY. That IS the point. Your suppose to just basically-
Author interupts: Yada, yada, yada! Who cares?! They don't want that crap! They want to be tricked into thinking the next episode contains Bubbles being eaten by a wild werewolf! You know, Werewolf in Moscow! woot!
Voice Over shakes head and walks away.
Author: Hey, where are you going!?!? Fine, be that way!!
Author stomps off, leaving room for all those fun commercials.