Ah, lovely disclaimers. #1: I don't own these people. Though I wish I did. #2: me and haruka-chan are both writing a story like this. we both know about each others. so, don't go getting all huffy and try to report me.

(...) = my thoughts
"..." = talk, talk, talk. DUH.
'...' = behind the minds.

I call this episode: Operation Love Attack. muwahahahaha!!!! Hope you guys enjoy it.



The sound of the doorbell caught Michiru's attention. Setting her sketchbook on the coffee table, she went to open it. A tall, red haired man and a pale, black haired boy greeted her. Michiru looked from one to the other. "May I help you?"

"Yeah, we are here to see Farfello." The red-headed man said, his German accent standing out. He held up a brown bag. "We have something for you guys."

"Umm, okay." Michiru stepped back and letting them in. She walked over to the stairs and called up, "Farfello! Someone here to see you!"

"He went out!" Lulu's voice yelled down. A moment later the crimson eyed woman was comming down the steps. The red head immediately stepped in front of her a took her hand.

"My lady, I am Schuldig." He lightly kissed her hand. The boy behind him rolled his eyes. Schuldig glared at the boy. They continued to give each other odd glances, as though they were in the mists of a conversation. (ooo, mind talk) Finally Schuldig sighed. "This is Nagi."

"A pleasure to meet you Nagi." Michiru said. The boy gave her a half smile.

"It's probably better that Farfello isn't here." Schuldig told them. He pulled a large jacket looking thing out of the bag.

"What's that?" Bubbles asked, perking her head out of the kitchen. She floated over to them.

"This is Farfie's straight jacket." Nagi told them.

"Straight jacket?" Lulu asked. She gave them an odd look.

"Listen, every once in a while Farfello get's a little... crazy. When he does, it's nessecary to put him in his straight jacket." Schuldig explained. "Trust us."

Michiru nodded and took the heavy straight jacket out of his hands. (personally, I wouldn't mind putting Michiru in a straight jacket. *cover's mouth* oops. hehe) They spent some time talking about silly things, like the weather and such. Finally Nagi pointed out that they were late for some meeting. Schuldig kissed Lulu once again on the hand and they left.

"That was interesting." Lulu commented, looking down at her hand. Michiru and Bubbles nodded in agreement.



Lulu stepped out of the hall bathroom as Farfello came up the stairs. They both stopped in mid stride when the sound of a muffled voice came from Lulu's room. Lulu's eyebrow raised as a loud cackle was heard, following by more hard to heard words.

"What is going on in there?" Lulu asked out loud. Her and Farfello both stepped up to the door.

"What's going on?" Zell's voice perked up from behind them. Lulu told him to shush, then she turned the knob and pushed the door open. All three's mouth dropped open. Zell's eyes became extremely wide. "What in the hell?!"

Two feet, bound together, held Duo's body up from the ceiling. Dangling upside down, the gagged boy struggled from the bounds of a straight jacket. Standing in front of him was the disturbing sight of Bubbles, clad in full leather. She slowly turned to look at them, angered. "Do you mind? I'm a little busy here!"

'They don't know how to knock, do they? It's not that hard, you know. I was right in the middle of seducing my Duo-baby.' (isn't this the scariest sight ever? muwahahaha! I'm so evil)

"Th-That's my straight jacket." Farfello whispered. Lulu slowly nodded, still unable to comprehend what she was seeing.



"You okay, man?" Zell asked. Duo sat at the kitchen table, an hour after the bondage event. (bondage, hell yeah!)

"That was... terrible." He whispered. He looked over his shoulder. "She follows me everywhere! I can't get away from her. I'm scared for my life!"

"She needs to be put under control." Zell said. "But how?"

"I don't know." Duo said, covering his face with his hands. "I swear, though. THe next time she tries anything, I'm gonna strangle her with my braid!"

"Careful, though." Zell told him. "She can shoot lasers out of those eyes! Still, I can't believe this is the true Bubbles. I mean, she was always the nice one on the show."

Duo gave him an odd look. Zell adverted his eyes. "What? I didn't watch it or anything..."

"Hey, guys." Michiru greeted, walking into the room. She walked over to the sink and began washing her hands. "Oh, Duo. I heard about what happened. What are you gonna do about her?"

"I don't know. She's like a lunatic fly that won't go away." Duo rested his forhead on the table.

"I kind of know what you mean." Michiru said, sitting down. "Lara, she's following me around too. I just can't seem to get it through her head that I'm taken."

"If I know anything about those type of women," Zell started. Michiru rolled her eyes. "No, listen. They don't stop until they get what they want. So, meybe, you need to do the opposite of what your doing? Give them so much they don't know how to handle it."

"No way!" Duo exclaimed. "I'd have to be drunk first!"

"Then get drunk." Zell told him.

"What about me, I don't drink." Michiru said. "Besides, I couldn't do that to Haruka."

"She'll never know if you don't tell her." Zell nodded. Michiru and Duo looked at each other. Michiru sigh and agreed.

'It was a plan, and at that moment, we had nothing. Besides, Zell just might be smarter than he looks. It could work. But I'm definitely will have to get drunk first. Not that Lara is that bad looking, I just don't think I could do this if I was actually had a clear head. I wonder what Haruka would think of this...'



"Hullo, Bu-Bubbles" Duo said, following it with a hiccup. Him and Michiru had just spent the past hour getting wasted, and now they were ready to begin the operation. Bubbles looked up from the book in her hand. Duo leaned against the door frame and have her a crooked grin. It was obvious he was drunk.

Bubbles stood and flew over to him. Duo gulped as she yanked him inside the room. She didn't want Lulu comming inside, so she locked the door after shutting it. Before Duo could say a word Bubbles tackled him onto the bed.

Across the hall, Michiru was slowly entering the room she shared with Lara. She watched the muscular woman sit at the bay window, her back turned away from her. Michiru took a deep breath and shut the door behind her. Lara looked up.

"Michiru!" Lara exclaimed. She looked the aqua eyed girl over. Michiru, unlike Duo, didn't show a sign of her being drunk. Michiru gave Lara a sweet smile. "Uh, Michiru are you okay?"

"I am now." Michiru said softly. She gave a small gesture for Lara to come over. She leaned forward and whispered in the Tomb Raider's ear. "I think I've had a change of heart."

"Wha-" Lara started. Michiru held up her hand.

"Your right. What could go wrong? It's just a fling, right? I might as well have fun while I'm here." She told her. She lightly touched Lara's cheek. "And trust me, we are gonna have fun."

"Oh my." Lara grinned. "I nev-"

"Shhh." Michiru interupted her again. She started walking forward, causing Lara to step back. Michiru smiled as Lara's legs hit the bed. Without saying another word Michiru pushed Lara onto the bed. Crawling on top of her, Michiru leaned down and met Lara's lips with her own. Lara deepened the kiss. To Lara's shock, Michiru slipped her tongue into Lara's mouth, massaging Lara's tongue with her own. Slowly Michiru pulled back. "Well?"

"Come here." Lara said. She placed her hands on Michiru's cheeks and pulled her closer.

"You want to continue?" Michiru asked softly. Lara nodded vigorously. With that Lara pressed her lips against Michiru's. Gripping Michiru she rolled over until she was on top, without breaking the kiss.



The sound of birds chirping outside awakened Duo. He yawned and stretched out his arms. A slight headache had already begun in the back of his brain. With his right hand he felt hair next to him. Slowly he looked over, eyes wide.

'I prayed to God that I had ended up sleeping with a stranger. Hell, I would of even chose to see Zell's face there. But no, there she was. Grinning at me. Staring at me. I thought I would have a hreat attack.'

A loud scream broke the sleep of everyone in the house. Michiru shot up in bed, looking around furriously. That's when she noticed something. Looking down she saw that she was naked. A soft moan was heard next to her. Eyes wide, Michiru saw the naked body of Lara laying next to her. Unable to restrain herself, she looked her over.

'I feel so bad. The first thing that went through my head was: Damn, look at that body! Not: Oh, no, what have I done. or: Haruka's gonna kill me. Honestly, I didn't even think about Haruka the first five mintues. I just sat there, staring at her. Her soft curves. Her hair, finalyl out of that pony-tail, and framing her face. I even thought of the hangover I was developing before I thought of what I was gonna tell Haruka. I feel terrible.'




Ending credits roll by.
Author: I would like to dedicate the episode to Jen, aka Haruka-chan. There you, I put them together. Happy now? Good.
Author grins: Now I get to write the Michiru/Haruka conversation. muwahahahaha!