Ganni: Now, back to our show, 'Behind the scenes: Now that they AREN'T Stars'!
I'm your ever-faithful, stunningly beautiful, single, looking for a good man-
Nabiki: -cough 'desperate' cough-
Ganni: -growls-
::audience-CATFIGHT CATFIGHT!::
Ganni: Anyway, I'm here with Nabiki Tendo-Saotome. We were just talking about your love life. You have three kids and another on the way, how do you make time for.... you know...
Nabiki: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Ganni: you know, -cough-, loving...
Nabiki: My husband kisses me every day before he leaves for work.
Ganni: Not that, you know.... -makes explicit movements in chair-
::same audience member exits after just returning::
::old ladies click tongues::
::audience gasps in disgust::
Nabiki: Ohhhhhhhh, that! -smiles-
Nabiki: You mean... -leans over and whispers in Ganni's ear-
Ganni: -blushes-
::nods::
Nabiki: All right, here's my little secret...
::all the ladies whip out a pad and pen(including Ganni)::
Nabiki: Throw all the little crumbsnatchers in a room with Spongebob reruns playing! They'll be occupied for hours! Even though 5 minutes later he'll be asleep, and you'll be making coffee cause it's all over!
::audience gasps::
::old ladies click tongues::
::guy, who had just returned from bathroom, hurries back::
Ganni: R-Really? Ranma's not... -looks at producer off screen who gives thumbs up- good?
Nabiki: -chuckles- No it's not that, he's GREAT, I mean WHOA! I mean, seriously one time, WOO HOO.... -wipes sweat off brow-
::all ladies lean forward in their seats::
::old ladies click tongues::
::guys look disinterested::
Nabiki: I'm just saying, expect the worst! Even though, I got the best!
Ganni: -stuffs pen and pad into back pocket- So, Nabiki.... Let's change the subject. How are you different from your character?
Nabiki: Well, Ganni, My character and I are different in a lot of ways. First off, I don't care about money as much, I mean money still matters... It's just that when I go into character, I have to think about money so much it drives the kids and Ranma crazy. I mean one night, really, really late. We were both in bed and the kids were sleeping. I was reading my script and Ranma pulled me close. I said '5000 yen'. Then like magic, he let go. I mean to be Nabiki ,I mean in-character, I have to be mean and self-centered, really. And I'm just not like that. At all.
Ganni: Well thank you Nabiki. Now for a word from our sponsors. and when we get back, Ryoga!
::girls faint in audience::
::old women look at girls and click tongues::
:: guy returns from restroom::
COMMERCIAL
{jingle -you need it/ you know it/ your face really shows it/that pimple is huge/ it is starting to ooze/ this product/ you'll see/ is as good as can be/ it'll clear your acne right up/ use 'WASSUP DUDE YOUR ACNE IS KILLING ME SO USE THIS CREAM NOW NO JOKING YOU'LL THANK ME LATER' today! -end jingle
::annoying chorus girls::For a Better face tomorrow!}
END OF PART TWO
I'm your ever-faithful, stunningly beautiful, single, looking for a good man-
Nabiki: -cough 'desperate' cough-
Ganni: -growls-
::audience-CATFIGHT CATFIGHT!::
Ganni: Anyway, I'm here with Nabiki Tendo-Saotome. We were just talking about your love life. You have three kids and another on the way, how do you make time for.... you know...
Nabiki: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Ganni: you know, -cough-, loving...
Nabiki: My husband kisses me every day before he leaves for work.
Ganni: Not that, you know.... -makes explicit movements in chair-
::same audience member exits after just returning::
::old ladies click tongues::
::audience gasps in disgust::
Nabiki: Ohhhhhhhh, that! -smiles-
Nabiki: You mean... -leans over and whispers in Ganni's ear-
Ganni: -blushes-
::nods::
Nabiki: All right, here's my little secret...
::all the ladies whip out a pad and pen(including Ganni)::
Nabiki: Throw all the little crumbsnatchers in a room with Spongebob reruns playing! They'll be occupied for hours! Even though 5 minutes later he'll be asleep, and you'll be making coffee cause it's all over!
::audience gasps::
::old ladies click tongues::
::guy, who had just returned from bathroom, hurries back::
Ganni: R-Really? Ranma's not... -looks at producer off screen who gives thumbs up- good?
Nabiki: -chuckles- No it's not that, he's GREAT, I mean WHOA! I mean, seriously one time, WOO HOO.... -wipes sweat off brow-
::all ladies lean forward in their seats::
::old ladies click tongues::
::guys look disinterested::
Nabiki: I'm just saying, expect the worst! Even though, I got the best!
Ganni: -stuffs pen and pad into back pocket- So, Nabiki.... Let's change the subject. How are you different from your character?
Nabiki: Well, Ganni, My character and I are different in a lot of ways. First off, I don't care about money as much, I mean money still matters... It's just that when I go into character, I have to think about money so much it drives the kids and Ranma crazy. I mean one night, really, really late. We were both in bed and the kids were sleeping. I was reading my script and Ranma pulled me close. I said '5000 yen'. Then like magic, he let go. I mean to be Nabiki ,I mean in-character, I have to be mean and self-centered, really. And I'm just not like that. At all.
Ganni: Well thank you Nabiki. Now for a word from our sponsors. and when we get back, Ryoga!
::girls faint in audience::
::old women look at girls and click tongues::
:: guy returns from restroom::
COMMERCIAL
{jingle -you need it/ you know it/ your face really shows it/that pimple is huge/ it is starting to ooze/ this product/ you'll see/ is as good as can be/ it'll clear your acne right up/ use 'WASSUP DUDE YOUR ACNE IS KILLING ME SO USE THIS CREAM NOW NO JOKING YOU'LL THANK ME LATER' today! -end jingle
::annoying chorus girls::For a Better face tomorrow!}
END OF PART TWO