Ganni: Ahhhhh... we're back. -sighs contentedly after sipping coffee- I'm Ganni, of course, I'm your deliciously seductive, lusciously available, STUNNINGLY beautiful, host Ganni!
::APPLAUSE::
Ganni: Oh My! Here's a change! I'd like to introduce Alan, my GUEST co-host.
-Alan strucks out, an Asian man, dressed in a sharp suit-
Alan: Ganni, I'm sooo happy to be here. As I guest co-host, I mean, not as a guest cause if I was a guest you would be asking me questions and I would be answering you know I've never been on T.V. before, it's exciting can I say hi to my mom I want to say hi to my mom cause if I didn't she'd probably-
Ganni- That's quite enough Alan. We all fully realize that you are obviously in awe of me. I mean, who in their right mind wouldn't be? Anyway, Nabiki had to buy new sheets, so next we bring out.....
::DRUMROLL::
Ganni: Ryoga!
::girls faint::
::old ladies click tongues::
::guys look disinterested::
-Ryoga steps out, wearing an entire Sean John outfit-
::Handshakes Alan::
::Hugs Ganni (a lil TOO tightly) whispers something in her ear::
::Ganni blushes::
::guy in audience"YOU STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND!"::
::guy dragged away by security::
Ganni: Well hello Ryoga Hibiki!
Ryoga: What's happenin' hottie?
Ganni: -blushes- Oh nothing... -whispers-
Ryoga: For sure, meet you there. Sounds... interesting.
Alan: Never mind this nonsense! Where do you stand on the plight of the modern Asian man in the world?
Ryoga: What? Look man, I'm straight. I don't swing that way. Plus, Ganni asked me first, okay? Get offa my back.
Alan: -fuming- All my life... I've NEVER BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING GAY! This is an OuTRAGE! I wasn't coming on to you, SEX FIEND!
Ganni: I resent that insult to Ryoga! He deserves the utmost respect! Plus, you can't mess this up for me, he's only here for tonight!
Ryoga: There's no need to argue, there's plenty of me to go around!
::old ladies click tongues::
Alan: I think not! My grandma is sick! I thought I'd go to see her!
Ryoga: Booty Call, huh? It's a'ight, I understand. But a tip; don't call 'em, the old ones, grandma.
Alan: -gasp- YOU OVERSEXED FOOL! HOW DARE YOU! -face turns red from anger-
::Old ladies click tongues::
Ryoga: Oversexed is right. -winks at Ganni-
Ganni: -blushes- We'll be right back.
::APPLAUSE::
::Ganni, as show fades out, "Ryoga-babe, how much is this going to cost me?"::
COMMERCIAL
{public service announcement:
Water.
You need it.
Go figure.
- a message from the WATER association. (Wicked Apes Tease Me Relentlessly)}
END OF CHAPTER 4
::APPLAUSE::
Ganni: Oh My! Here's a change! I'd like to introduce Alan, my GUEST co-host.
-Alan strucks out, an Asian man, dressed in a sharp suit-
Alan: Ganni, I'm sooo happy to be here. As I guest co-host, I mean, not as a guest cause if I was a guest you would be asking me questions and I would be answering you know I've never been on T.V. before, it's exciting can I say hi to my mom I want to say hi to my mom cause if I didn't she'd probably-
Ganni- That's quite enough Alan. We all fully realize that you are obviously in awe of me. I mean, who in their right mind wouldn't be? Anyway, Nabiki had to buy new sheets, so next we bring out.....
::DRUMROLL::
Ganni: Ryoga!
::girls faint::
::old ladies click tongues::
::guys look disinterested::
-Ryoga steps out, wearing an entire Sean John outfit-
::Handshakes Alan::
::Hugs Ganni (a lil TOO tightly) whispers something in her ear::
::Ganni blushes::
::guy in audience"YOU STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND!"::
::guy dragged away by security::
Ganni: Well hello Ryoga Hibiki!
Ryoga: What's happenin' hottie?
Ganni: -blushes- Oh nothing... -whispers-
Ryoga: For sure, meet you there. Sounds... interesting.
Alan: Never mind this nonsense! Where do you stand on the plight of the modern Asian man in the world?
Ryoga: What? Look man, I'm straight. I don't swing that way. Plus, Ganni asked me first, okay? Get offa my back.
Alan: -fuming- All my life... I've NEVER BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING GAY! This is an OuTRAGE! I wasn't coming on to you, SEX FIEND!
Ganni: I resent that insult to Ryoga! He deserves the utmost respect! Plus, you can't mess this up for me, he's only here for tonight!
Ryoga: There's no need to argue, there's plenty of me to go around!
::old ladies click tongues::
Alan: I think not! My grandma is sick! I thought I'd go to see her!
Ryoga: Booty Call, huh? It's a'ight, I understand. But a tip; don't call 'em, the old ones, grandma.
Alan: -gasp- YOU OVERSEXED FOOL! HOW DARE YOU! -face turns red from anger-
::Old ladies click tongues::
Ryoga: Oversexed is right. -winks at Ganni-
Ganni: -blushes- We'll be right back.
::APPLAUSE::
::Ganni, as show fades out, "Ryoga-babe, how much is this going to cost me?"::
COMMERCIAL
{public service announcement:
Water.
You need it.
Go figure.
- a message from the WATER association. (Wicked Apes Tease Me Relentlessly)}
END OF CHAPTER 4