Alan: Ummm... Hello! There's been a slight change in schedule, yet again... -is peeved-
::crickets chirp in audience::
Alan: Well, I'm Alan. Your ummmm... handsome, testosterone-driven...
Wait! This isn't working! Where's GANNI!
Alan: -looks to producers off screen- -looks to audience- -smiles- We'll be right back after these words from our sponsors!
COMMERCIAL
{park scene. Children playing, on slide, swings, jungle gym. Man walks onto scene. Bends down, has something in hand. Sticks purple flag in ground. Runs away. Sky blackens. Alien spaceship lands. Children are abducted.
'Fosters- It's Australian for Beer.'}
Alan: And we're back! Ganni and Ryoga had a slight emergency. -cough- So we bring out our next guest, everyone's favorite purple-haired diva, SHAMPOO!
::APPLAUSE::
::guy shouts "MARRY ME (AGAIN) SHAMPOO!" is dragged off my security::
::old ladies click tongues::
Shampoo steps out, in a plum colored velour pantsuit. She wears huge, slender, golden hoop earrings and plum colored suede Pumas. She smiles brightly. Her lilac hair is pulled back into one bun.
Shampoo: It's great to be here, Alan.
Alan: I'm sure it is. -adjusts glasses-
Alan: So Shampoo, tell us, how was your experience on Ranma 1/2?
Shampoo: So many memories! Great experiences! So many creative minds and extremely talented people working together for the better ment of mankind! -eyes glaze over in nostalgia-
Alan: Are we talking about the same thing?
Shampoo: ... Wha-? Wait, no we aren't. Yeh. Oh, the show, on the set, great time.
Alan: -raises an eyebrow- Ooooook.... Shampoo, how'd you get into acting?
Shampoo: That was my first job. Rumiko-san owed my dad a favor. -laughs-
So I became the love-lorn Amazon. Very fun. -Yawns-
Alan: ummmm... -shuffles index cards in his hands-
::Ganni and Ryoga burst on set, Ganni's shirt is disheveled, her hair is 'jacked', her lipstick is smeared all over her face::
::Ryoga smiles, jacket in hand, instead of on::
::old ladies click tongues::
::girls gasp::
::guys look disinterested::
::audience memger charges to bathroom, holding mouth::
Ganni: -whispers to Ryoga-
Ryoga: Oh. -zips up fly-
Shampoo: Alan, your hosting skills leave much to be desired. -Yawns-
Alan: -sweatdrops- We'll be right back!
COMMERCIAL
{Little girls are jumping rope, jumping to the rhytm of the name game...
'Ganni, Ganni bo Banni, banana fanana fo Fanni, fee fi fo Manni, GANNI!'
Girls smile and laugh.
'ONE MORE TIME! Alan, Alan bo Balan, banana fanana fo Fal-' Girl jumping messes up. The girls sigh and walk off screen.
'WATCH GANNI LIVE! EVERY AFTERNOON 4:00 pacific time!'}
END OF PART FOUR
(A/N: At long last, chapter four of Ganni LIVE! Aren't you just ever so delighted? I plan to bring back Nabiki soon, stay tuned (that almost rhymes!))
::crickets chirp in audience::
Alan: Well, I'm Alan. Your ummmm... handsome, testosterone-driven...
Wait! This isn't working! Where's GANNI!
Alan: -looks to producers off screen- -looks to audience- -smiles- We'll be right back after these words from our sponsors!
COMMERCIAL
{park scene. Children playing, on slide, swings, jungle gym. Man walks onto scene. Bends down, has something in hand. Sticks purple flag in ground. Runs away. Sky blackens. Alien spaceship lands. Children are abducted.
'Fosters- It's Australian for Beer.'}
Alan: And we're back! Ganni and Ryoga had a slight emergency. -cough- So we bring out our next guest, everyone's favorite purple-haired diva, SHAMPOO!
::APPLAUSE::
::guy shouts "MARRY ME (AGAIN) SHAMPOO!" is dragged off my security::
::old ladies click tongues::
Shampoo steps out, in a plum colored velour pantsuit. She wears huge, slender, golden hoop earrings and plum colored suede Pumas. She smiles brightly. Her lilac hair is pulled back into one bun.
Shampoo: It's great to be here, Alan.
Alan: I'm sure it is. -adjusts glasses-
Alan: So Shampoo, tell us, how was your experience on Ranma 1/2?
Shampoo: So many memories! Great experiences! So many creative minds and extremely talented people working together for the better ment of mankind! -eyes glaze over in nostalgia-
Alan: Are we talking about the same thing?
Shampoo: ... Wha-? Wait, no we aren't. Yeh. Oh, the show, on the set, great time.
Alan: -raises an eyebrow- Ooooook.... Shampoo, how'd you get into acting?
Shampoo: That was my first job. Rumiko-san owed my dad a favor. -laughs-
So I became the love-lorn Amazon. Very fun. -Yawns-
Alan: ummmm... -shuffles index cards in his hands-
::Ganni and Ryoga burst on set, Ganni's shirt is disheveled, her hair is 'jacked', her lipstick is smeared all over her face::
::Ryoga smiles, jacket in hand, instead of on::
::old ladies click tongues::
::girls gasp::
::guys look disinterested::
::audience memger charges to bathroom, holding mouth::
Ganni: -whispers to Ryoga-
Ryoga: Oh. -zips up fly-
Shampoo: Alan, your hosting skills leave much to be desired. -Yawns-
Alan: -sweatdrops- We'll be right back!
COMMERCIAL
{Little girls are jumping rope, jumping to the rhytm of the name game...
'Ganni, Ganni bo Banni, banana fanana fo Fanni, fee fi fo Manni, GANNI!'
Girls smile and laugh.
'ONE MORE TIME! Alan, Alan bo Balan, banana fanana fo Fal-' Girl jumping messes up. The girls sigh and walk off screen.
'WATCH GANNI LIVE! EVERY AFTERNOON 4:00 pacific time!'}
END OF PART FOUR
(A/N: At long last, chapter four of Ganni LIVE! Aren't you just ever so delighted? I plan to bring back Nabiki soon, stay tuned (that almost rhymes!))