Ganni: -looks put together- Hi, we're back! I'm your lusciously seductive, infinitely attractive, host Ganni Nimbus!

::APPLAUSE::

Alan: And I'm your co-host Alan!

::crickets chirp yet again in the distance::

Ganni: Let's get down to 'bisnas'! We have here Shampoo, Ryoga Hibiki, and a blast from the not-so-past, Nabiki Tendo-Saotome!

::APPLAUSE::

Ryoga: So... Shampoo...

Ganni: -gasp-

Ryoga: Got a mint?

Shampoo: Get lost moocher. On the set, Ryoga here, NEVER brought mints! And during his scenes, he always asked for a mint!

Nabiki: -laughs- I remember that!

::AUDIENCE LAUGHS::
::audience member returns::

Ryoga: Oh, yeah? Remember Nabiki and Ranma right after they get married?

Shampoo: -laughs-

Alan: Speaking of Ranma, let's bring him on out!

::Ranma walks on stage. Wearing his usual, Red Chinese shirt and black pants. Wears small glasses and has the beginnings of a moustache on his face. His signature pigtail is a bit shorter than last, but still there::
::Ranma kisses Nabiki on the forehead before sitting next to her::

Ganni: Well Ranma, what's Ryoga talking about?

::Ranma and Nabiki turn to each other, wide-eyed, blush, then turn to Ganni simultaneously::

Alan: Well?

Ryoga: Everytime, we took a break.... -laughs-

Shampoo: The broom closet... -cracks up-

Nabiki: Well...

Alan: I'm not sure I want to hear this.

Ryoga: After every break, when we reconvened... -laughs-

Shampoo: -laughs- The two were no where to be found...

Ranma: Is this REALLY the place for these stories?

Ganni: YES!

Ryoga: And suddenly the broom closet door would give way.... and out they fell!

Shampoo: Their makeup and hair would always have to be redone!

::old ladies click tongues::

Shampoo: Occasionally, wardrobe would have to be called too! -laughs-

Nabiki: -blushes-

Ranma: -blushes-

::audience member runs to bathroom, holding mouth, trips::
::janitor runs into audience::

Ganni: Whoa...

Nabiki: Well, what about Shampoo's stint with Kuno?

Alan: Do I want to hear this?

Ganni: Do tell!

Shampoo: Nabiki... -looks warningly at Nabiki-

Nabiki: Maybe, I shouldn't say...

Ryoga, Ganni, Ranma, AUDIENCE: TELL THEM!!!

Nabiki: Shampoo was caught with Kuno...

Shampoo: -is embarrassed-

Nabiki: -giggles like a lil girl- ...EATING... COOKIES!!!!!!!!! -bursts into laughter-

Ryoga, Ganni, Ranma, AUDIENCE: AWWWWWWWWWw....

Shampoo: -sighs in relief- Thanks 'Biki.

Nabiki: Anytime.

Ganni: Speaking of Kuno, Let's bring out everyone's favorite mindless lovesick idiot, KUNO!

::Kuno strolls out in a simple chocolate brown suit. Kisses Shampoo on the hand before sitting::

Alan: And before we run out of time, like should have happened an hour ago, let's introduce Akane and Kasumi!

::Akane comes out, short hair, dressed in a blue sundress with blue sandals, sits next to Kuno::
::Kasumi struts out, in a very revealing, low cut blouse, and a very short skirt, sits between Kuno and Ryoga::

(If you are wondering here's the guest's seating chart, from left to right...

Shampoo-Nabiki-Ranma-Ryoga-Kasumi-Kuno-Akane... back to the show!)

Alan: So how's everyone?

Ganni: Thanks not important! Let's talk about what's up between Shampoo and Kuno! Or even Kasumi's history! Or even Akane's marriage to Mousse!

Alan: He's not even out yet!

::APPLAUSE::
::audience member holds up sign 'KASUMI THE HOTTEST MODEL IN THE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT EDITION' is dragged off by security::

Kasumi: I'd be happy to talk!

Alan: Sh-sh-sure! -blushes-

Ganni: -raises eyebrow- Is there something I should know about here?

Akane: I think we all need to be informed! What IS going on between Shampoo and Kuno!

Shampoo: That's what I'd like to know! -smacks Kuno, who'd decided now would be a good time to express his physical attraction to Shampoo in an inappropriate manner-

Kuno: Shampoo!

Ryoga: -talks on cell phone-

Ranma: I think now would be a good time for a commercial break.

Ganni: Why's that?

Nabiki: MY WATER BROKE!

Ganni: -looks offscreen to producers- We'll be right back!

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