Ganni: Hi! I'm Ganni! As you all know!
Alan: And I'm Alan.
::screams in background::
Ganni: And we're on location, at the birth of Nabiki and Ranma's fourth child!
::screams::
Alan: -mutters- Darn you producers.
Ganni: Witnessing the miracle of birth!
::screams::
Alan: I'm here with one of the many nurses attending to Nabiki.
Nurse:: -waves- This is a marvelous event!
Alan: Yeh. I'm sure it is. How's it working with Nabiki?
Nurse: Mrs. Tendo is a great partner. She does what she's told. This child should be fine.
Alan: Excellent.
Ganni: So what's going on?
Nurse: Mrs. Tendo has been in labor longer than expected. A c-Section might be in order.
::cries::
Ganni: She sounds in pain!
Nurse: Oh, she is.
Alan: If my mother is out there, I'd just like to apologize to her.
Nurse: Whatever for? Labor is painful, but the rewards are innumerable!
Alan: I ate the last of the pie.
Nurse: Oh.
Ganni: -rolls eyes- So nurse, have you any children?
Nurse: No, too painful!
Ganni: -facefaults- -sighs-
Alan: I feel so great! Witnessing the miracle of birth! The beginning of a life!
Nurse: According to some, life begins at conception.
Alan: WHA-?
Nurse: Excuse me?
Alan: You have to have... you know... to have babies?
Nurse: Of course!
Alan: You learn something new everyday!
Ganni: Baka! -hits Alan-
::screams::
Alan: -Hits Ganni-
Nurse: This is NO place for rough housing!
Alan: We'll settle this over Scrabble later!
Ganni: Let's talk to the father, Ranma Saotome!
Ranma: Busy at the moment! -Nabiki is squeezing his hand- -hand turns purple-
Ganni: Ok, let's get a word from the doctor!
Ukyo: Extremely busy at the moment!
Ganni: We understand! Let's get a word from Nabiki!
::screams::
Nabiki: RANMA THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Ranma: ME?
Nabiki: ARE YOU DEAF TOO?!?!?
Ganni: Oooh! Deaf in addition to what?
Alan: While Ganni does investigating, let's check in on the baby's progress. Keep in mind that Nabiki was in labor for hours before we got here.
Ukyo: It's the head!
Ganni: Lemme see! Boy or Girl!
Alan: You can't tell from the head!
Ganni: Ohmigawd! I will never have kids if it looks like THAT!
Nurse: Birth is a miracle to behold! Except when you're on the receiving end.
Alan: I see. And where do you stand on the plight of the modern Asian man?
Nurse: Maybe we could discuss this over coffee. Now's not a good time.
Alan: You mean a date?
Nurse: No, COFFEE.
Ganni: Sorry to interupt this love connection, but the shoulders have emerged!
Nurse: After here, it's easy going.
Ganni: Great, cause this whole 'push' mess is getting ridculous.
Ukyo: Okay, Nabiki, PUSH!
Ranma: Nabiki, I love you!
Nabiki: IF YOU LOVED ME, YOU WOULD'VE REMINDED ME OF THE PAIN BEFORE IT HAPPENED!
Ranma: Sorry.
Nabiki: YOU BETTER BE!!!
Ganni: Oooh! Marital strife rears its ugly head in the delivery room!
Alan: I think we should go to a commercial break!
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Alan: And I'm Alan.
::screams in background::
Ganni: And we're on location, at the birth of Nabiki and Ranma's fourth child!
::screams::
Alan: -mutters- Darn you producers.
Ganni: Witnessing the miracle of birth!
::screams::
Alan: I'm here with one of the many nurses attending to Nabiki.
Nurse:: -waves- This is a marvelous event!
Alan: Yeh. I'm sure it is. How's it working with Nabiki?
Nurse: Mrs. Tendo is a great partner. She does what she's told. This child should be fine.
Alan: Excellent.
Ganni: So what's going on?
Nurse: Mrs. Tendo has been in labor longer than expected. A c-Section might be in order.
::cries::
Ganni: She sounds in pain!
Nurse: Oh, she is.
Alan: If my mother is out there, I'd just like to apologize to her.
Nurse: Whatever for? Labor is painful, but the rewards are innumerable!
Alan: I ate the last of the pie.
Nurse: Oh.
Ganni: -rolls eyes- So nurse, have you any children?
Nurse: No, too painful!
Ganni: -facefaults- -sighs-
Alan: I feel so great! Witnessing the miracle of birth! The beginning of a life!
Nurse: According to some, life begins at conception.
Alan: WHA-?
Nurse: Excuse me?
Alan: You have to have... you know... to have babies?
Nurse: Of course!
Alan: You learn something new everyday!
Ganni: Baka! -hits Alan-
::screams::
Alan: -Hits Ganni-
Nurse: This is NO place for rough housing!
Alan: We'll settle this over Scrabble later!
Ganni: Let's talk to the father, Ranma Saotome!
Ranma: Busy at the moment! -Nabiki is squeezing his hand- -hand turns purple-
Ganni: Ok, let's get a word from the doctor!
Ukyo: Extremely busy at the moment!
Ganni: We understand! Let's get a word from Nabiki!
::screams::
Nabiki: RANMA THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Ranma: ME?
Nabiki: ARE YOU DEAF TOO?!?!?
Ganni: Oooh! Deaf in addition to what?
Alan: While Ganni does investigating, let's check in on the baby's progress. Keep in mind that Nabiki was in labor for hours before we got here.
Ukyo: It's the head!
Ganni: Lemme see! Boy or Girl!
Alan: You can't tell from the head!
Ganni: Ohmigawd! I will never have kids if it looks like THAT!
Nurse: Birth is a miracle to behold! Except when you're on the receiving end.
Alan: I see. And where do you stand on the plight of the modern Asian man?
Nurse: Maybe we could discuss this over coffee. Now's not a good time.
Alan: You mean a date?
Nurse: No, COFFEE.
Ganni: Sorry to interupt this love connection, but the shoulders have emerged!
Nurse: After here, it's easy going.
Ganni: Great, cause this whole 'push' mess is getting ridculous.
Ukyo: Okay, Nabiki, PUSH!
Ranma: Nabiki, I love you!
Nabiki: IF YOU LOVED ME, YOU WOULD'VE REMINDED ME OF THE PAIN BEFORE IT HAPPENED!
Ranma: Sorry.
Nabiki: YOU BETTER BE!!!
Ganni: Oooh! Marital strife rears its ugly head in the delivery room!
Alan: I think we should go to a commercial break!
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