"I can't believe you called me fat!" "I can't believe we're still talking about this."
"Women don't forget being called fat."
"Women don't forget, you're like elephants."
"Elephants?"
"Yeah."
"The really big, fat elephants?"
"Wait."
"You're saying women are like really big fat elephants."
"You see what I just did which was stupid."
"Just admit it Xander! You think I'm fat!"
"You're not fat, you're a psychopath obsessed with her weight, but you're not fat."
"You think I'm crazy."
"I am not falling for that one again. Fool me once shame on me. Fool me twice…err…more shame on me."
"No one is trying to fool you."
"You are."
"I'm not."
"You want me to call you fat."
"I want you to tell the truth."
"No man can tell a woman the truth when asked, am I fat?"
"Really?"
"Oh yeah. Something to do with your genes. It works with how does this look? We haven't got enough plants, have we? Am I better looking than your last girlfriend?"
"Is that true?"
"Yeah, go on ask me one of them."
"Okay, how does this look?"
"Beautiful."
"Thanks…wait…"
"You see. Women don't want the truth they want flattery."
"Like men are any different. Women constantly have to lie, size doesn't matter, yes I would love to see an action movie, of course Baywatch should never have been cancelled, no sport isn't a pointless waste time but a worthwhile way to spend your time."
"All right, fair enough. But there is really no contest women are worse than men, period."
"You're only saying that because you're a man."
"A man is just spend I don't know how long trying to convince you that you're not fat."
"I can't believe you called me fat."
"I should have let it lie."
"That is like the worst thing to call a woman."
"Why didn't I let it lie?"
"Maybe because you're an idiot?"
"I would argue with that but the evidence is just too strong."
"I love it when I'm right."
"Lucky it doesn't happen to often."
"That's not lucky."
"Fortunate?"
"Nope."
"You know, I think you may be approaching this from the wrong angle."
"Which angle would that be?"
"Your angle."
"And approaching it from my angle is bad?"
"When I am trying to be right, yes."
"Arguing with you Xander is like arguing with a brick wall."
"Thank you."
"That's not a compliment."
"I don't think that is your decision."
"What do you mean it isn't my decision? I said it, I decide if it is a compliment or not?"
"Yes but I can choose to take it as a compliment even if you didn't mean it as such."
"I accept that but you can't take it as a compliment when I expressly say it is not a compliment."
"I can too."
"Can not."
"Can."
"Not."
"This is childish."
"Then your childish."
"That's was predictable."
"No this is predictable, I can't believe you called me fat."
"Yes that is predictable. You think you will ever be able to let that go?"
"Of course not. I will bring it up every time you look like winning an argument."
"But don't you just bring up the whole slayer thing when that happens."
"I like a bit of variety."
"Yeah, same here."
"What? You have eaten the same breakfast cereal for the last six years."
"So?"
"That is hardly variety."
"Buffy, Buffy, Buffy."
"Xander, Xander, Xander."
"You have a lot to learn about breakfast cereals."
"Yet I have a strange desire not to learn it."
"You see each piece of breakfast cereal is like a snowflake."
"They are of immense unimaginable beauty?"
"Nope, each one is different."
"But they are all like mass produced in the same factory."
"I don't try to understand the science of breakfast cereal production, I just look at the results."
"You are a very strange person."
"I'll take that as a compliment."
"I can't believe you called me fat."