Ganni: So we're back in the studio! I'm your beautiful, Stunningly seductive, all around good person, host, Ganni Nimbus!
::APPLAUSE::
Alan: I'm here too!
::audience is silent::
Alan: -mutters- Stupid live studio audience.
Ganni: What was that Alan?
Alan: Nothing at all Ganni.
Ganni: Whatever. Anyway, we're here with the cast from Ranma 1/2! Almost everyone's here, except Mr.Saotome himself and Nabiki Tendo, who has just given birth to their fourth child! Ranma Saotome Jr.!
::APPLAUSE::
Alan: We're all so excited. So, cast, how's your life been after the show?
Akane: I've been quite busy, with several independant films, various humanitarian projects, and many-
Kuno: Well, Akane that sounds so very exciting, but we have more pressing matters to talk about. Shampoo, how have YOU been?
Shampoo: Actually, I've been-
Ganni: -standing- EXCU-USE ME, BUT KUNO, ARE YOU THE HOST OF THIS SHOW?
Alan: Oh, Ganni, what a funny question, you know he's not.
Ganni: Shut up. WELL KUNO ARE YOU?
::audience member: You go gurl!::
Kuno: It depends on whose perspective-
Ganni: Let's just move on,before I am forced to hit Kuno with every ounce of womanly strength I posess, and thereby turn myself into a sweaty spectacle, which would ultimately turn every man in this studio into a crazed fiend.
::all males in audience: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!::
Alan: Ganni, I had no idea you could use words longer than 4 letters, well done.
Ganni: -glares at Alan- You weren't saying that last night-
::audience gasps::
::old ladies click tongues::
::guests sit on edge of seats::
Ganni: When I beat you at Scrabble!
::guests relax::
Alan: You promised to keep that one a secret!
Ganni: -examines nails boredly- I had my fingers crossed. Moving on, let's continue. What have you been up to Kuno?
Kuno: Oh, nothing really. I've been spending most of my time writing a musical-
Alan: I didn't know you had it in you.
Ganni: About what?
Kuno: It's called ' The Shampoo of the Opera'.
Shampoo: -sighs- Never leaves me alone...
Ganni: How about you Kasumi?
::men in audience cheer::
::old ladies click tongues::
Kasumi: -seductively- Alan knows what I've been up to. Don't you?
Alan: -blush-
::men in audience begin to weep::
Ganni: So Alan... What's up?
Akane: THAT'S what I'd like to know.
Shampoo: Kuno get off me.
Alan: Well, I... um... I...
Kasumi: Oh, Alan, just spit it out.
Alan: -blush- Kasumi Hamasaki has been... very busy over thses past few years.
Ganni: Hamasaki? Married Kasumi?
Kasumi: Not exactly married... We've separated. In the process of divorce. He doesn't like my current job.
Akane: Current job? Last I heard, you worked at Kinko's. What's so bad about Kinko's? I mean the ink fumes and all... but really.
Shampoo: KUNO!!!-kicks him-
Kuno: -is unaffected-
Alan: It's not Kinko's...
Kasumi: I've been in several Sport's Illustrated Issues...
Kuno: -stops caressing Shampoo's leg for a moment- You play a sport? I always knew Kasumi could play tennis!
Alan: -blush-
Akane: Where's this conversation leading...
Shampoo: Kuno, you idiot. Kasumi doesn't have the muscular legs of a tennis player...
Ganni: That's true...
Kasumi: I have posed for the swimsuit issue many times. I'm nothing like the character I played.
::APPLAUSE::
Kuno: As we all now see.
Shampoo: Kuno!
Akane: Wow! I never would have guessed.
Ganni: How does our 'beloved' Alan tie into this? Wait...Alan, what was your last job?
Alan: Photographer.
::Audience gasps::
Akane: So it all comes together! Wait, what kind of photographer?
Shampoo: Kuno, get off! I mean it!
Kasumi: He photographed every issue. EVERY issue. So he got to see...
Alan: Another side of Kasumi.
::Audience gasps::
::males in audience start to cry::
::old ladies click tongues::
Ganni: Wow Alan, secrets come out.
Kuno: -amazed- I didn't think you had it in you.
Shampoo: This is... interesting.
Akane: I personally really thought Alan was...
Ganni: What?
Kuno: I thought the same thing Akane.
Shampoo: I know exactly! I was thinking the same thing!
Ganni: Thought what? What did you think about Alan? -smiles- Oh YEAH! That's right! I know what you are talking about!
Alan: What did you think about me? Not that I'm concerned with the opinions of the masses, but...
Akane: Alan, we thought you were gay.
::audience laughs::
Alan: GAY?!?
Kasumi: Alan is the total opposite of that! He's a monster!
::old ladies click tongues::
::male audience members sob::
::guy audience member runs to restroom, covering his mouth::
Akane: Oh my.
Kuno: I would have never thought.
Shampoo: Alan? You sly...
Kuno: I want to shake the hand of the man who got to Kasumi.
Shampoo: -kicks Kuno-
Akane: I can't beleive it. Alan of all people.
Kuno: Savage!
Shampoo: Kasumi! You...
Ganni: -holds head- Ooh. BAD mental picture. Let's go to a commercial break.
COMMERCIAL
{Travel advertisment. Sunny day in Nerima. Flowers are blooming. Butterflies flutter here and there. People are going about their business happily. Suddenly a 2,000 lb. block of ice falls from the sky.People continue on about their business.
"Come to Nerima! You never know what's next!"}
::APPLAUSE::
Alan: I'm here too!
::audience is silent::
Alan: -mutters- Stupid live studio audience.
Ganni: What was that Alan?
Alan: Nothing at all Ganni.
Ganni: Whatever. Anyway, we're here with the cast from Ranma 1/2! Almost everyone's here, except Mr.Saotome himself and Nabiki Tendo, who has just given birth to their fourth child! Ranma Saotome Jr.!
::APPLAUSE::
Alan: We're all so excited. So, cast, how's your life been after the show?
Akane: I've been quite busy, with several independant films, various humanitarian projects, and many-
Kuno: Well, Akane that sounds so very exciting, but we have more pressing matters to talk about. Shampoo, how have YOU been?
Shampoo: Actually, I've been-
Ganni: -standing- EXCU-USE ME, BUT KUNO, ARE YOU THE HOST OF THIS SHOW?
Alan: Oh, Ganni, what a funny question, you know he's not.
Ganni: Shut up. WELL KUNO ARE YOU?
::audience member: You go gurl!::
Kuno: It depends on whose perspective-
Ganni: Let's just move on,before I am forced to hit Kuno with every ounce of womanly strength I posess, and thereby turn myself into a sweaty spectacle, which would ultimately turn every man in this studio into a crazed fiend.
::all males in audience: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!::
Alan: Ganni, I had no idea you could use words longer than 4 letters, well done.
Ganni: -glares at Alan- You weren't saying that last night-
::audience gasps::
::old ladies click tongues::
::guests sit on edge of seats::
Ganni: When I beat you at Scrabble!
::guests relax::
Alan: You promised to keep that one a secret!
Ganni: -examines nails boredly- I had my fingers crossed. Moving on, let's continue. What have you been up to Kuno?
Kuno: Oh, nothing really. I've been spending most of my time writing a musical-
Alan: I didn't know you had it in you.
Ganni: About what?
Kuno: It's called ' The Shampoo of the Opera'.
Shampoo: -sighs- Never leaves me alone...
Ganni: How about you Kasumi?
::men in audience cheer::
::old ladies click tongues::
Kasumi: -seductively- Alan knows what I've been up to. Don't you?
Alan: -blush-
::men in audience begin to weep::
Ganni: So Alan... What's up?
Akane: THAT'S what I'd like to know.
Shampoo: Kuno get off me.
Alan: Well, I... um... I...
Kasumi: Oh, Alan, just spit it out.
Alan: -blush- Kasumi Hamasaki has been... very busy over thses past few years.
Ganni: Hamasaki? Married Kasumi?
Kasumi: Not exactly married... We've separated. In the process of divorce. He doesn't like my current job.
Akane: Current job? Last I heard, you worked at Kinko's. What's so bad about Kinko's? I mean the ink fumes and all... but really.
Shampoo: KUNO!!!-kicks him-
Kuno: -is unaffected-
Alan: It's not Kinko's...
Kasumi: I've been in several Sport's Illustrated Issues...
Kuno: -stops caressing Shampoo's leg for a moment- You play a sport? I always knew Kasumi could play tennis!
Alan: -blush-
Akane: Where's this conversation leading...
Shampoo: Kuno, you idiot. Kasumi doesn't have the muscular legs of a tennis player...
Ganni: That's true...
Kasumi: I have posed for the swimsuit issue many times. I'm nothing like the character I played.
::APPLAUSE::
Kuno: As we all now see.
Shampoo: Kuno!
Akane: Wow! I never would have guessed.
Ganni: How does our 'beloved' Alan tie into this? Wait...Alan, what was your last job?
Alan: Photographer.
::Audience gasps::
Akane: So it all comes together! Wait, what kind of photographer?
Shampoo: Kuno, get off! I mean it!
Kasumi: He photographed every issue. EVERY issue. So he got to see...
Alan: Another side of Kasumi.
::Audience gasps::
::males in audience start to cry::
::old ladies click tongues::
Ganni: Wow Alan, secrets come out.
Kuno: -amazed- I didn't think you had it in you.
Shampoo: This is... interesting.
Akane: I personally really thought Alan was...
Ganni: What?
Kuno: I thought the same thing Akane.
Shampoo: I know exactly! I was thinking the same thing!
Ganni: Thought what? What did you think about Alan? -smiles- Oh YEAH! That's right! I know what you are talking about!
Alan: What did you think about me? Not that I'm concerned with the opinions of the masses, but...
Akane: Alan, we thought you were gay.
::audience laughs::
Alan: GAY?!?
Kasumi: Alan is the total opposite of that! He's a monster!
::old ladies click tongues::
::male audience members sob::
::guy audience member runs to restroom, covering his mouth::
Akane: Oh my.
Kuno: I would have never thought.
Shampoo: Alan? You sly...
Kuno: I want to shake the hand of the man who got to Kasumi.
Shampoo: -kicks Kuno-
Akane: I can't beleive it. Alan of all people.
Kuno: Savage!
Shampoo: Kasumi! You...
Ganni: -holds head- Ooh. BAD mental picture. Let's go to a commercial break.
COMMERCIAL
{Travel advertisment. Sunny day in Nerima. Flowers are blooming. Butterflies flutter here and there. People are going about their business happily. Suddenly a 2,000 lb. block of ice falls from the sky.People continue on about their business.
"Come to Nerima! You never know what's next!"}