Ganni: So last time, we left off with a shocking secret revealed!
::APPLAUSE::
::men in audience bawl::
::guy returns from restroom::
Alan: MY shocking secret. -mutters curses-
Shampoo: What was that?
Alan: Nothing.
Kuno: I"m still amazed at Alan's... prowess. It astounds me.
Shampoo: Electricity astounds you, Kuno.
Akane: -chuckles- So true.
Alan: Let's change the subject. Any on set secrets we need to know?
Akane: Well, let's see... Ryoga and Nodoka had a little... thing.
Ganni: Really? I can't believe it! RYOGA? MY RYOGA?
Shampoo: Well, at the time, he was HER Ryoga.
Kuno: Yes, so young and impressionable. The vixen molded young Ryoga to suit her vices. So sad. -wipes away a false tear-
Shampoo: Cut the crap Kuno. You know you would have loved to have been in his shoes.
Akane: We all know this.
Kasumi: Too many love triangles on the set. Someone was always with someone. Someone was always experimenting. Most of us were young and new at this.
Alan: I see.
Ganni: -sobs- Ryoga, WHY? WHY HAVE YOU FORESAKEN ME?
Akane:-comforts Ganni- Ryoga's hard to tie down for too long. Don't fret.
Shampoo: Ryoga's been with almost everyone from the show. HE's such a player.
Kuno: Yes. Plays with the hearts. Cheated me out of all my money.
Alan: Wha?
Kuno: At hearts. Such a card shark.
Ganni: -sobs-
Alan: This is getting so mundane. Let's just bring out... Oh my Jeebus! Look at this! I can't believe it!
Kuno,Ganni,Shampoo,Akane, Kasumi: WHAT?
Alan: -tears of joy- I never thought that in all my days, I'd ever see this!
Ganni: What?
Alan: We're out of time!
Kasumi: I thought that we had run out of time so long ago.
Kuno: That's what I thought!
Akane: You mean this was all taped? I thought this was just a rehearsal!
Shampoo: This is going to be on air?
Alan: Has been.
::APPLAUSE::
::Ending credits roll::
::screen is dark::
Kasumi, Akane, Kuno, Shampoo: I'M SUING!
::APPLAUSE::
::men in audience bawl::
::guy returns from restroom::
Alan: MY shocking secret. -mutters curses-
Shampoo: What was that?
Alan: Nothing.
Kuno: I"m still amazed at Alan's... prowess. It astounds me.
Shampoo: Electricity astounds you, Kuno.
Akane: -chuckles- So true.
Alan: Let's change the subject. Any on set secrets we need to know?
Akane: Well, let's see... Ryoga and Nodoka had a little... thing.
Ganni: Really? I can't believe it! RYOGA? MY RYOGA?
Shampoo: Well, at the time, he was HER Ryoga.
Kuno: Yes, so young and impressionable. The vixen molded young Ryoga to suit her vices. So sad. -wipes away a false tear-
Shampoo: Cut the crap Kuno. You know you would have loved to have been in his shoes.
Akane: We all know this.
Kasumi: Too many love triangles on the set. Someone was always with someone. Someone was always experimenting. Most of us were young and new at this.
Alan: I see.
Ganni: -sobs- Ryoga, WHY? WHY HAVE YOU FORESAKEN ME?
Akane:-comforts Ganni- Ryoga's hard to tie down for too long. Don't fret.
Shampoo: Ryoga's been with almost everyone from the show. HE's such a player.
Kuno: Yes. Plays with the hearts. Cheated me out of all my money.
Alan: Wha?
Kuno: At hearts. Such a card shark.
Ganni: -sobs-
Alan: This is getting so mundane. Let's just bring out... Oh my Jeebus! Look at this! I can't believe it!
Kuno,Ganni,Shampoo,Akane, Kasumi: WHAT?
Alan: -tears of joy- I never thought that in all my days, I'd ever see this!
Ganni: What?
Alan: We're out of time!
Kasumi: I thought that we had run out of time so long ago.
Kuno: That's what I thought!
Akane: You mean this was all taped? I thought this was just a rehearsal!
Shampoo: This is going to be on air?
Alan: Has been.
::APPLAUSE::
::Ending credits roll::
::screen is dark::
Kasumi, Akane, Kuno, Shampoo: I'M SUING!