Full of Surprises
Chapter 2
DISCLAIMER: Despite it being on my Christmas list, I do not own LOTR. But there's always my birthday.
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Soooooooo bored. Thought Legolas as he sat staring at the chalk board in the classroom. He was the only one in the room, as most people only got detention during class, and it was Sunday, which meant no classes.
The door opened, and Mrs. Leemin walked in dragging a young elf by the hair.
"For the last frickin time, LET GO OF THE HAIR YOU BITCH!!" yelled the young elf.
"That's it, you have detention for the rest of the week!" yelled the headmistress.
"As long as no one touches the hair, fine. With. Me." the elf shot back.
"I see why your father sent you here." Mrs. Leemin told the elf.
"Oh no, I got sent here for dying his hair purple before his dinner with Gandalf the Gray, and for streaking my own hair, and for answering every one of his questions with rudeness and sarcasm, and generally embarrassing my family. There was also something about how whoopee coushins aren't appropriate for class, and how proper young ladies shouldn't sneak out of the house, and a bunch of other stuff that I was only pretending to pay attention to." admitted the elf.
Legolas had to turn his laugh into a cough.
"Enjoy your detention." Mrs. Leemin told the young elf as she left.
"As long as you're not here I will." muttered the young elf, sitting down and rolling her eyes.
"I have to go see to something. I'm going to lock you in, but no talking." The teacher said, getting up, leaving, and locking the door after him.
"Who are you?" asked Legolas.
"DWA!!" yelled the startled young elf, who hadn't realized that anyone else was in the room.
"Sorry," Legolas apologized.
"That's okay. And my name's Azulina." replied the elf.
"I'm Legolas." Legolas replied, noticing how pretty the other elf was.
Arwen was sooo wrong. He is soooo much hotter than Aragorn. Thought Azulina.
"So, where are you from?" Legolas asked, trying to make conversation with out sounding like a total idiot.
"Rivendell. You?" Azulina replied.
"Mirkwood."
"Cool. So, why do you have detention?" Azulina asked.
"Oh ya... I uh.. Kinda painted my room green." Legolas admitted. "You? I don't think I've seen you around before."
"I've only been here for, like, an hour. I got detention for swearing, rolling my eyes, and being sarcastic. Oh ya, and calling the old bat Mrs. Lemon." Azulina told him.
Legolas laughed. "So, you're from Rivendell? Do you know Arwen?" He asked.
"Arwen's my sister." replied Azulina.
"You're Elrond's daughter?" asked Legolas, suprised.
"Ya. He likes Arwen better though, something about how she's a young lady and I'm not." Azulina replied, rolling her eyes. "Like I want to be a young lady anyway."
"Ya, my dad's always going on and on about how it's not appropriate for a prince to sneak out of the-"
"Prince?" Azulina asked.
"Ya, I'm Thranduil's son." Legolas told her.
"Holy shit." Azulina muttered. "So, you must have reeeeeeally pissed your old man off eh?"
"Yep. Something about how pranks aren't appropriate behavior." Legolas replied.
The doorknob rattled and the teacher walked back in. Both elves shut up and stared at the board.
A piece of paper landed on Azulina's desk. She opened it. 'We have to get outa here!' it said.
'K, I got an idea, meet me in the hall after you get out ok?' she wrote, throwing the paper back to Legolas and raising her hand.
"Yes miss?" asked the teacher.
"Mr. Teacher Sir, I've really learned my lesson, and I'm so sorry." Azulina said.
Legolas rolled his eyes behind his hand. The teachers already didn't buy that excuse, thanks to him.
"Nice try." The teacher said.
"You surely don't understand how hard it is to be a missunderstood elf lady." Azulina began again. My god, I can't believe I just said that "I mean, my father doesn't understand me, no one here understands me, I'm sure." She continued, forcing tears into her eyes. This better be worth it.
Legolas had to stop from laughing at how fake this performance was.
"And when you just can't help it-" Azulina put her face in her hands, and burst out in 'sobs'. In reality, she was only hiding her face so the teacher couldn't see she was laughing hysterically.
"It's okay dear, and don't worry about the rest of the weeks detentions either. You may leave." the teacher said.
Azulina ran over to the door. My god, I can't believe they bought that. She thought as she leaned against the wall waiting for Legolas.
He walked out the door about five minutes later.
"What took you so long?" she asked.
"Well, I had to wait for him to stop bawling at your performance..." Legolas told her.
"I can't believe he even bought that." Azulina said, rolling her eyes.
"Me neither. You needed more tears." Legolas told her.
"Oh shut up!"
"No!"
The two young elves walked down the hall, playfully arguing.
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