Full of Surprises
Chapter 3
DISCLAIMER: I own LOTR. I am the greatest authgor in the world. NOTICE THE BLATANTLY OBVIOUS SARCASM!!!!!!!!!! I am not JRR Tolkein. I do not own LOTR. I just occasionaly write stories with the characters for my own amusement.
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"Okay, where's this new chick? Legolas' best friend Samuil asked as the two friends walked into the cafeteria./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"She does have a name you know, Legolas told his friend./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Meh. To me, she'll likely be just another hot chick. Samuil argued./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"There she is. Legolas pointed to where Azulina sat by herself./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Samuil whistled. Man, you were right. She is hot!/P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Legolas smacked his friend. Shut up!/P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Samuil rolled his eyes. He walked up to Azulina./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Legolas started to follow, but hung back. Samuil could talk to girls by himself. Legolas started to eat, but was interrupted by a loud voice./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Excuse me? What did you just call me? Azulina yelled./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Samuil told her something in a normal voice./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"I am not a piece of ass! Azulina yelled. By now, she had the attention of everyone in the cafeteria./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"I didn't mean it like- Samuil began, but he was cut off again./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Oh no, I'm sure you didn't mean it! Azulina yelled back sarcastically. She pulled her hand back, and decked Samuil in the face./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Ow! What was that for? He asked, holding his bleeding nose./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Oh, I'll tell you what it's for! Azulina yelled. It's for being a sexist pig! No, wait, that's an embarassment to pigs!!/P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Legolas had to try really hard to keep a straight face. He looked up to see Azulina kick Samuil really hard where no self respecting elf wants to be kicked, pick up her bag, and stalk off. Samuil walked up to Legolas./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Dude, why didn't you tell me she was like that? Samuil asked./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Sorry, I didn't know. Legolas argued. By the way, what did you do to piss her off so much?/P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Walked up and said 'hey baby'. Samuil told him./P
P ALIGN="LEFT" Legolas said. I'Note to self, when picking up chicks with extreme tempers, send Samuil first to see if it's safe.'/P
/IP ALIGN="LEFT"I gotta go see if my nose is broken. Samuil said, walking off./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Okay, I'll just go fight someone. Anyone. Legolas said, walking off to the gym, where students could fight whoever they wanted. With all the equipment and all./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"He walked in to see Rolan, one of the best fighters in the school fighting someone wiht two knives. I'Holy, that guy is one good fighter'./I He thought, as the fighter knocked one of Rolan's knives out of his hand, and then easily knocked the other out./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"IHOLY CRAP!!!/I Legolas thought. /P
P ALIGN="LEFT"The fighter took off its helmet. It was Azulina! She shook out her long hair./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Good job. She said to Rolan, walking off./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Legolas realized how far down his jaw had gone. II must look like such an idiot/P
/IP ALIGN="LEFT"Oh hey Legolas. Azulina said, walking up to him still holding the knives./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Where the heck did you learn to fight like that? He asked. He figured she would get the unspoken hello./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Oh ya, Dad taught me. And then Aragorn comes by every now and then. Azulina said./P
P ALIGN="LEFT" Legolas said./P
P ALIGN="LEFT" Azulina said. You wanna fight?/P
P ALIGN="LEFT"I dunno, I kinda can't fight that well with a knife. He told her./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Oh come on! I'm not that good! Azulina protested./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Oh yes you are! Legolas argued./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Oh come on! Azulina said./P
P ALIGN="LEFT" Legolas agreed, grabbing two knives./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Good luck. Rolan said, walking past. You'll need it./P
"Gee, thanks." Legolas answered sarcastically.
"Come on!" Azulina said, putting on her mask.
"Okay. I'm ready." Legolas said, putting his mask on.
Azulina attacked with such speed that Legolas almost dropped both knives. He had to really work just to parry her attacks. She brought one knive up and the other down at once, knocking one knive clean from his hand. He gripped the other one tightly. She fought for some reason not as fast anymore.
He knocked one knife out of her hand. She quickly dropped to one knee and brought her sword up, forcing his up and to the side with such force that the knive flew across the room.
"Holy shit, you're fast!" He said, taking off his mask.
"Not really." Azulina said, taking off hers and shaking her hair out.
She really is pretty thought Legolas. "So, on another note, why did you punch that guy today?"
Azulina made a small noise of frustration. "I just hate when guys are that shallow."
Legolas decided it probably wasn't the smartest idea to tell her that he was the one who told Samuil about her. "Uh, so are you doing anything after classes today?"
"Um, ya, detention." Azulina answered. "If it's that same teacher I might be able to get out of it though."
"I'm so missunderstood," Legolas mimicked in a high pitched voice.
"Oh shut up." Azulina retorted. "So, just outa curiosity, how did you get out again?"
"I have my ways." Legolas said.
"Oh, so you're not gonna tell me huh?" Azulina asked.
"Nope." Legolas answered.
"Whatever." Azulina rolled her eyes. "I gotta go."
"Where?" Legolas asked.
"I told Lorin I'd meet her 10 minutes ago." Azulina explained, grabbing her stuff and running out the door.
Legolas looked after her. She's beautiful, smart, funny, gets in trouble almost as much as I do. She's practically the perfect girl. He thought.
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