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FONT FACE="Times New Roman" SIZE=6P ALIGN="CENTER"Full of Surprises/P
/FONTFONT FACE="Times New Roman" SIZE=5P ALIGN="CENTER"Chapter 4/P
/FONTFONT FACE="Times New Roman"P ALIGN="LEFT"DISCLAIMER: Don't own LOTR, don't sue./P
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P ALIGN="LEFT"And in the second age blah blah blah, the history teacher droned. She wasn't actually saying 'blah', but since Azulina had no interest whatsoever in this, that's what she was hearing. She was more concerned with thinking about how to sneak out of class./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"IOkay, if I just walk out the door...Nope, no good, that's on the other side of the classroom. Window...No, wait, the window's right beside the board. Crap! This was so much easier at home!/I She thought. IOh wait a second.../P
P ALIGN="LEFT"/IShe looked up at the ceiling, where she saw that the rafters were fairly sturdy. IIf I use those to get to the door, then cause some sort of a diversion...I could slip out without even being noticed.../P
P ALIGN="LEFT"/IShe smiled at her own brilliance. IOkay, step one, getting up there without being noticed/I, she thought, fastening her bag onto her back. IOkay, wait until she turns around, then go for it/I. /P
P ALIGN="LEFT"As soon as the history teacher turned around to write something on the board, Azulina leapt up and grabbed the rafter and swung up easily. The teacher turned back around, and Azulina was completely motionless. As soon as the teacher looked away, she took another couple of cautious steps. The teacher looked back, and she stopped. IAt this rate, this'll take forever./I She thought in frustration, pushing a red streak out of her face./P
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P ALIGN="LEFT"Legolas looked up from the random drawing he was sketching on his history notes. Well, in truth he had only written the date and this sucks, but hey. He looked up at the ceiling. IIs that Azulina?/I He thought. IWhat the hell is she doing?/I He watched as she made slow progress along the rafters whenever the teacher wasn't looking. IOh, she's sneaking out./P
/IP ALIGN="LEFT"As she reached the door, he wondered how she was planning on getting out the door without being noticed. She looked down, and her eyes met his./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"'A little help?' she mouthed./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Legolas thought. IOkay, only one way to do this./I He threw a pen at some kid in the front row. /P
P ALIGN="LEFT" the elf yelled, jumping at Samuil, who was beside Legolas. Legolas stuck out a foot to trip him. A full blown fight broke out. Legolas saw Azulina open the door and climb out, closing it behind her./P
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P ALIGN="LEFT"Azulina dropped to the floor, feeling a rush of satisfaction. Well, until she looked behind her./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Young lady!! Did you just drop from the CEILING?!!!! Screeched Mrs. Leemin./P
P ALIGN="LEFT" Azulina yelled, amazed at how her plan could have failed./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Answer my question! Mrs. Leemin yelled./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Uh, no. Azulina denied. I, uh... IOkay, think up a random excuse./I No one understands me! Azulina wailed, putting her face in her hands. IWhat? It worked before./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"I don't buy that. Mrs. Leemin yelled./P
P ALIGN="LEFT" Azulina yelled./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Watch your language! Mrs. Leemin yelled back./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Umm...How bout no, bitch?!!!! Azulina yelled right back./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Mrs. Leemin grabbed Azulina by the hair./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! HANDS OFF THE HAIR!!!!!! Azulina yelled./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Mrs. Leemin didn't respond, she just flung open the door to reveal several students with black eyes, and a screaming history teacher./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Are you aware of what this girl just did?!! Mrs. Leemin yelled./P
P ALIGN="LEFT" The history teacher admitted./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"She just climbed out of your classroom throuh the CEILING!!! Mrs. Leemin yelled./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Hey! I did not! Azulina yelled back. I only used the ceiling to get to the door without being seen! And by the way, your face is purple again./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"That is enough!!!! Mrs. Leemin yelled. Sit right here in the front row for the rest of the class, and see me later for DETENTION!!!!!"
P ALIGN="LEFT"Oh joy, yet another detention! Azulina said sarcastically./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Young lady! Are you being sarcastic with me? Mrs. Leemin yelled./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Sarcastic? Me? Never! Azulina shot back./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"At the back of the class, Legolas started laughing./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Master Greenleaf! Is something amusing about this? Mrs. Leemin yelled./P
P ALIGN="LEFT"Uh no, not amusing at all. Legolas replied. But on seeing the intense amount of eye rolling and facemaking that was going on behind Mrs. Leemin's back, he just started laughing again.
"You can see me too for DETENTION!!!!!" Mrs. Leemin yelled.
Legolas started laughing at Azulina, who was now mimicking Mrs. Leemin behind her back.
Mrs. Leemin just left the class.
Azulina tried to sneak back to the back of the class unnoticed.
"I don't think so miss." The teacher said, pointing at a desk that was directly in front of him.
"Shit." Azulina muttered, sitting down and immediatly putting her head on her hands in intense boredom.
"Okay, that is all." The teacher said, putting down his chalk. Azulina bolted out of the classroom as fast as she could.
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Legolas was just thinking of sneaking out himself, when he heard Mrs. Leemin scream "CEILIENG?!". The whole class stopped fighting as Azulina swore so loud that they could probably hear it back in Rivendell.
There was more yelling, some fake sobs, and Azulina was dragged into the classroom by her hair.
"Are you aware of what this girl just did?!!!" Mrs. Leemin asked the history teacher.
"No."
"She just climbed out of your classroom through the ceiling!"
"I did not!" Azulina argued. "I only used the ceiling to get to the door without being seen. And by the way your face is purple."
Legolas banged his head on his desk.
"Detention!" yelled Mrs. Leemin.
"Oh joy! Yet another detention!" Azulina exclaimed sarcastically.
Legolas really had to try to stop from laughing.
"Are you being sarcastic?"
"Sarcastic? Me? Never!" Azulina shot back.
Legolas could no longer contain the laughter.
"Master Greenleaf! Is something amusing?" Mrs. Leemin yelled.
"Uh, no. Not amusing at all." Legolas lied. He started laughing at how much eye rolling and face making was going on Azulina's part.
"You can see me too for DETENTION!!!!" Mrs. Leemin screamed.
Legolas started laughing again at Azulina's impression of Mrs. Leemin behind her back.
Mrs. Leemin just huffed out of the classroom. Azulina made a move to go to the back of the classroom, but their history teacher made her sit right in front of him. Azulina just put her head in her hands and appeared to be trying to pull her hair out in frustration.
When their teacher dismissed them, Azulina ran for the door. Legolas followed her quickly.
"Azulina!" He yelled, running up behind her.
"Ya?" She asked.
"Too bad your plan didn't work." Legolas told her. "It woulda been sweet."
"Tell me about it. I mean, if I hadn't dropped from the ceiling, I probably coulda pulled it off." Azulina said.
"I woulda loved to see the old bat's face." Legolas commemted.
"It looked like it always does. Purple, scrunchy, ugly." Azulina told him.
Legolas laughed.
"What do we have next?" Azulina asked.
"Riding." Legolas said.
Azulina rolled her eyes. "I know how to ride a horse."
"So do all of us." Legolas told her. "But since teachers are evil sadistic morons..."
The two young elves walked down the hallway laughing.
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