Baki White and the Seven
Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh... wish I did... but I don't.
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Once upon a time in the kingdom next door there was a lovely princess named Baki White.
Bakura: Why me? Can't Tea do it? Or Mai? Common!!!
No. You're gonna be the Snow White character! The name even matches your hair. Now Baki White lived in a grand castle with her evil step mother the Evil Queen.
Mai: I am sooooo gorgeous! *makes kissy faces at a mirror* Oh! *turns and blushes* I didn't know we were rolling...
Yah, you're on now anyway.
Mai: Oh, ok.
Wait a sec. Bakura, your supposed to be in rags!
Bakura: But they smell funny, like feet and old cheese...
Mai: Stop being such a baby.
Bakura: D'you wanna wear 'em!?!?!
Mai: No...
Nerg. This is getting nowhere. Ok, were gonna skip ahead to the huntsman bit.
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Later: Bakura is picking flowers and putting them in his apron.
Bakura: I can't believe I have to wear a dress...
Just be happy I didn't make you wear the matching leggings.
Bakura: o.0;;;
Yami Malik: WAHOO!!!! Finally I get to hack something!!!! *runs at Bakura with an axe*
Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs* Yami: Malik: Come back and play!
*Bakura runs off into the forest*
Bakura: Why did you send that whack job after me?!?!?!
I thought it'd be fun...
Bakura: *grumbles* oh yah. Loads of fun...
What did you say?
Bakura: Nothing. So where am I going anyway?
*points* Follow that path. I'll meet you when we get there.
Bakura: Don't leave me all alone here!!!
See yah!
*Bakura runs until he comes across a miniature house. Runs inside and sits on one of the chairs*
???: Hey stupid! Get out of our house!!!!
Bakura: Joey?
Joey: Oh, hey Bakura. Common upstairs. We were waiting for you.
*both walk upstairs to find Yugi, Yami Yugi, Tea, Tristan, Mokuba, Yami Bakura, and the narrator already there*
Oh, hey Bakura. I see yah made it.
Yugi: The narrator here was just telling us how you nearly got hacked up by Malik.
Bakura: Yah, no thanks to her! *points to narrator*
Hey! I'm not supposed to get involved in the story!
Yami Yugi: Yes. Soon Mai is to arrive and put you to sleep.
Yami Bakura: Mai gets all the fun!
All: o.O... Yugi: Are you hungry Bakura?
Bakura: Well actually...
No food for you. But I'm hungry. You stay up here till Mai gets here. Anyone else hungry?
Mokuba: Yah! Starved!
Bakura: But...
*Everyone but Yami Bakura leaves*
Bakura: Dang.
Yami Bakura: I can have some fun too...
Bakura: What did you sa... *gets whacked over the head with a frying pan*
*narrator appears* Now what did you do THAT for?
Yami Bakura: I need to have some fun sometimes too.
Fine. Whatever. Well I better go tell Mai not to bother to come. *disappears*
*a knock comes from downstairs*
*Tea answers the door*
Tea: Hello. How may I... Oh hi Kaiba, what do you want?
Kaiba: Some freaky girl in a blue dress told me come down here and 'find my true love' or something like that.
Tea: Oh that was the narrator. Um... Just a sec, I'll go get her. Wait she went to see Mai. Common in, Yugi just put some tea on.
Kaiba: Thank you.
A little later:
I'm back!!!
Kaiba: About time! I've been waiting for half an hour!
Sorry. You'll find your 'true love' upstairs. Yami Bakura knocked her out with a frying pan. Kaiba: *shrugs and walks upstairs* IS THIS A JOKE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
No.
Kaiba: But, it's Bakura!!!!
Yah, I know.
Kaiba: Common Mokuba, we're getting out of here!
Mokuba: Coming big brother! *both exit*
*Yugi is dueling against Joey, Tristan is flirting with Tea, and Yami Yugi has tied up Yami Bakura and locked him in the closet.*
Ahhh... Another day, another fairy tale butchered. ^-^ Night All! Please R&R
Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh... wish I did... but I don't.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Once upon a time in the kingdom next door there was a lovely princess named Baki White.
Bakura: Why me? Can't Tea do it? Or Mai? Common!!!
No. You're gonna be the Snow White character! The name even matches your hair. Now Baki White lived in a grand castle with her evil step mother the Evil Queen.
Mai: I am sooooo gorgeous! *makes kissy faces at a mirror* Oh! *turns and blushes* I didn't know we were rolling...
Yah, you're on now anyway.
Mai: Oh, ok.
Wait a sec. Bakura, your supposed to be in rags!
Bakura: But they smell funny, like feet and old cheese...
Mai: Stop being such a baby.
Bakura: D'you wanna wear 'em!?!?!
Mai: No...
Nerg. This is getting nowhere. Ok, were gonna skip ahead to the huntsman bit.
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Later: Bakura is picking flowers and putting them in his apron.
Bakura: I can't believe I have to wear a dress...
Just be happy I didn't make you wear the matching leggings.
Bakura: o.0;;;
Yami Malik: WAHOO!!!! Finally I get to hack something!!!! *runs at Bakura with an axe*
Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs* Yami: Malik: Come back and play!
*Bakura runs off into the forest*
Bakura: Why did you send that whack job after me?!?!?!
I thought it'd be fun...
Bakura: *grumbles* oh yah. Loads of fun...
What did you say?
Bakura: Nothing. So where am I going anyway?
*points* Follow that path. I'll meet you when we get there.
Bakura: Don't leave me all alone here!!!
See yah!
*Bakura runs until he comes across a miniature house. Runs inside and sits on one of the chairs*
???: Hey stupid! Get out of our house!!!!
Bakura: Joey?
Joey: Oh, hey Bakura. Common upstairs. We were waiting for you.
*both walk upstairs to find Yugi, Yami Yugi, Tea, Tristan, Mokuba, Yami Bakura, and the narrator already there*
Oh, hey Bakura. I see yah made it.
Yugi: The narrator here was just telling us how you nearly got hacked up by Malik.
Bakura: Yah, no thanks to her! *points to narrator*
Hey! I'm not supposed to get involved in the story!
Yami Yugi: Yes. Soon Mai is to arrive and put you to sleep.
Yami Bakura: Mai gets all the fun!
All: o.O... Yugi: Are you hungry Bakura?
Bakura: Well actually...
No food for you. But I'm hungry. You stay up here till Mai gets here. Anyone else hungry?
Mokuba: Yah! Starved!
Bakura: But...
*Everyone but Yami Bakura leaves*
Bakura: Dang.
Yami Bakura: I can have some fun too...
Bakura: What did you sa... *gets whacked over the head with a frying pan*
*narrator appears* Now what did you do THAT for?
Yami Bakura: I need to have some fun sometimes too.
Fine. Whatever. Well I better go tell Mai not to bother to come. *disappears*
*a knock comes from downstairs*
*Tea answers the door*
Tea: Hello. How may I... Oh hi Kaiba, what do you want?
Kaiba: Some freaky girl in a blue dress told me come down here and 'find my true love' or something like that.
Tea: Oh that was the narrator. Um... Just a sec, I'll go get her. Wait she went to see Mai. Common in, Yugi just put some tea on.
Kaiba: Thank you.
A little later:
I'm back!!!
Kaiba: About time! I've been waiting for half an hour!
Sorry. You'll find your 'true love' upstairs. Yami Bakura knocked her out with a frying pan. Kaiba: *shrugs and walks upstairs* IS THIS A JOKE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
No.
Kaiba: But, it's Bakura!!!!
Yah, I know.
Kaiba: Common Mokuba, we're getting out of here!
Mokuba: Coming big brother! *both exit*
*Yugi is dueling against Joey, Tristan is flirting with Tea, and Yami Yugi has tied up Yami Bakura and locked him in the closet.*
Ahhh... Another day, another fairy tale butchered. ^-^ Night All! Please R&R