Full of Surprises
Chapter 6
DISCLAIMER: darth-trinity: Ya, ya, I don't own Lord of The Rings. Or any of the songs, or other brand names I may use. So take your evil laywers and shove it up your-
Vegesa: SSJ Jedi Knight: DT! I never thought I'd have to remind you of your story's rating!
DT: Where the hell did you come from?
SSJV: Your disclaimer was getting boring.
DT: It's a disclaimer. It's not supposed to be not boring.
SSJV: You do realize how little sense you make?
DT: Yes.
SSJV: You're weird. (Stalks off with bazooka.)
DT: 0.0. If anyone sees a blonde, teenage girl with a bazooka, run for your life, before she-
(random exploding noise)
DT: Umm...to late. I didn't do it!
(Runs away)
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Azulina knocked on Lorin's door.
"Hey." Lorin said, opening the door.
"Hey, sorry I ran off like that." Azulina apologized, walking into Lorin's room.
"No problem." Lorin looked at the floor.
"Lor, what's wrong?" Azulina asked, looking at her friend.
"Umm..nothing. Nothing at all." Lorin replied quietly.
"Lorin, what happened?" Azulina asked.
"Uh, well, you know that guy?" Lorin asked.
Oh no. Please tell me you didn't hit on Legolas, he's mine!! Azulina thought. "Lor, you'll have to be more specific."
"Umm...that guy in our class." Lorin answered slowly.
UH OH!!! Azulina thought. "Which one? There are several, you know!"
"Um...Legolas." Lorin said.
SHIT!!! "What about him?" Azulina asked.
"Uh, he kinda..." Lorin trailed off.
"What?" Azulina asked.
"He came by here looking for you!!" Lorin screeched, her face breaking into a smile.
"Oh god, Lorin, you moron, never do that to me again." Azulina told her friend, laughing.
"You shoulda seen the look on your face!" crowed Lorin, clapping her hands.
Azulina chucked a pillow at Lorin. "Oh shut up. So, what'd he say?"
Lorin put the pillow back on her bed. "He said that he wanted to talk to you, and thought you might be here. Where were you by the way? You dt ended an hour ago."
"Oh ya. That." Azulina replied. "I was kinda stealing a few teacher's lesson plans and replacing them."
Lorin laughed. "Good one."
"Thanks." Azulina said, smiling. "So, do you know where he is now?"
"No idea. Probably in the school somewhere. Or the gym. Or the archery targets. Or the stables. Or the-"
"Gee, real specific. I'll find him." Azulina rolled her eyes and headed for the door.
"Or the mess hall!" Lorin yelled as her friend slammed the door.
Azulina opened the door again, stuck in her hand, flipped off Lorin, closed the door and walked back out.
Lorin chuckled and went back to reading her magazine.
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Legolas looked across the table at Samuil. "I told you! I do not like her!"
Samuil snorted. "Oh come on, it's so obvious!"
"Is not!" Legolas protested.
"Okay man, whatever you say." Samuil replied, not believing him at all.
"So, what do you have against her anyway?" Legolas asked.
"Gee, I don't know." Samuil answered sarcastically. "Maybe because she broke my nose!!!" He pointed to his nose, which was covered in a bandage.
Legolas tried not to laugh, remembering Azulina punching Samuil in the face. "Oh right. That."
"Yes, that." Samuil retorted, glaring at his friend.
The two elves glared at each other until Samuil cracked up.
"HA! I win!" Legolas yelled.
"Did not!!" Samuil shot back.
"Did so!" Legolas retorted.
"You sooooo cheated. Just like on that history test last week." Samuil accused.
"I told you, I did not cheat, I borrowed the answers from the answer key." Legolas told Samuil.
"If you used the answer key, how come you only got ninety percent?" Samuil asked.
"The b looked like a c!!" Legolas protested.
"Dude, a b and a c look nothing alike." Samuil rolled his eyes.
"These ones did!!!" Legolas argued.
"Whatever. You wanna practice archery?"
"Sure."
The two elves walked out the door in the direction of the archery targets.
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Azulina walked down the hall in the direction of the archery targets.
"Young lady!! Where are you going?" Mrs. Leemin asked.
"The archery targets." Azulina answered.
"I don't buy that!! Go back to you room!!" Mrs. Leemin yelled.
"But-" protested Azulina.
"No buts!!"
Azulina rolled her eyes and walked back to her room. This sucks. She thought.
She walked into her room to see a box sitting on her bed. What the?
She opened the box and pulled out a note, which read:
Sis:
Figured you must be getting bored at boarding school.
Sent you some of your things from home.
Arwen.
PS. Aragorn found the rat, and was not amused.
Azulina laughed.
She reached into the box and pulled out a bunch of clothes. None of them were garmets that would exactly meet the approval of the teachers. They included short shirts, tight pants, short skirts and spiked heels.
"Yay!!" She cheered, realizing how much she missed normal clothes.
She pulled out a handfull of cd's and a stereo, and then stored the now empty box under her bed.
Someone knocked on her door. "Who is it?" She asked.
"It's Legolas."
"One seccond!" She yelled, changing into a short red shirt and tight black pants as fast as she could. She put everything else under her bed.
"Hey." She said opening the door.
"Hey." He replied. "What's with the clothes?"
"Oh, my sister sent them from home." Azulina replied.
"Sister?" Legolas asked.
"Arwen." Azulina told him.
"Oh, right. Sorry, you two are so different, I keep forgetting you're related." Legolas said.
"So, why'd you come over?" Azulina asked.
"Well I-" Legolas began.
"YOUNG LADY!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!" Mrs. Leemin screeched.
"Umm...Talking." Azulina said, rolling her eyes.
"What aer you wearing? Or, more accurately, not wearing?!!!" Mrs. Leemin said.
"Clothes?" Azulina said, arching an eyebrow.
"Those are not clothes!!!" Mrs. Leemin said.
"Umm...Ya they are." Azulina told her. "They're called cool."
"I will not tolerate such garmets!" Mrs. Leemin yelled. "Change at once!"
"Umm...How bout I don't change in front oif everyone?" Azulina replied.
"Master Greenleaf! Back to your room!" Mrs. Leemin said.
"Yes, Mrs. Leemin." Legolas responded. 'See you later.' He mouthed at Azulina.
Azulina nodded. "I'm sorry, I'll change right away." She closed the door. "In your dreams." She muttered, flopping onto her bed and pulling out her stereo and some cd's.
"Give it your all girl, guive it what you've got..." She sang along with the stereo. I wonder what he wanted to say to me? She thought. Oh well, it was probably just about homework or something. "He loves me, he loves you not!"
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Legolas flopped onto his bed. He had finaly got up the courage to tell Azulina that he liked her, but then Mrs. Lemon just HAD to come and interrupt him. Oh well, she probably has all the guys in the school chasing after her though. But she's so hot! He thougt, recalling the tight black pants.
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