Full Of Surprises

CHAPTER 9

DISCLAIMER:

DT: I don't own Lord of the Rings.

Water Lily: No shit Sherlock!

DT: Gen, where the hell did you come from?

Water Lily: Do you have any pepper spray?

DT: No, but Kelsi does, why don't you go bug her?

Water Lily: Okay, bye!

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Azulina sat on her bed, smacking her head against the wall as she tried to think of a way to get herself out of trouble when her father found out that she had switched the lesson plan.

"Stupid!" Thunk. "Stupid!" Thunk. "How could I be so STUPID?!!!" Thunk, thunk thunk. "Okay, if I- Wait, that won't work, I've tried that once and I ended up grounded for three months. If I- No, wait, he's quite familiar with that excuse." She muttered to herself.

Someone knocked on the door. "Come in!" She yelled.

"You've locked the door, dumbass!" Legolas answered from the other side.

"Oh. Right. One sec." She called back, quickly jumping up and opening the door.

"Hey," Legolas said.

"Hey," She said. "You came here because...?"

"Just wondering why you were so stressed out before." He replied.

Damn he's hot She thought. "Oh, that. Well, you know that parent meeting thing?" Azulina asked.

"Ya, so?"

"You know how people have to show off their dance?" She asked.

"Ya, so?"

"You know how I switched the lesson plan?"

"I sound like a broken record. Ya, so?"

"So, dumbass, my dad's gonna know that I switched it!!" Azulina said, rolling her eyes.

"And that's bad?" Legolas asked.

"Ya, it's bad!!!!!" Azulina yelled. "He's gonna kill me!!!!"

"True. But how would he know you did it?" Legolas asked, getting the feeling he was missing something.

"Because he's my dad! He has ways of finding these things out!!!" Azulina said. She went back to smacking her head against the wall.

"Okay, okay, so he gets mad. What's the worst he can do?" Legolas asked.

"I don't know. But it'll be living hell." Azulina admitted.

"Okay, on another topic, we have less than a week, and we don't even know what song we're doing." Legolas told her.

"Geez, I knew that, I mean, I'm dumb but not that dumb." Azulina said.

"Getting to the point, what song do you wanna do?" Legolas asked.

"I don't know, you?" Azulina asked.

"I was thinking-" Legolas was cut off by Mrs. Leemin, who suddenly appeared at Azulina's door.

"Young lady!!!" Mrs. Leemin yelled. "This is by far the worst thing you have ever done!!!!!"

"What is?" Azulina asked, for the first time actually not knowing why she was getting yelled at.

"Don't play innocent with me!!!" Mrs. Leemin screeched. "I suppose you've been busy all day?"

"Doing what?" Azulina asked.

"Oh, why don't you come with me, maybe that will refresh your memory!!!!" Mrs. Leemin yelled, grabbing Azulina by the ear.

She dragged Azulina, who was trying her best to free herself, down the hall to the cafeteria, which had been "renovated". Neon paint covered the walls, and the floor was covered in footprints.

"How can you prove that this was me?" Azulina asked.

Mrs. Leemin held up a boot with a spiked heel. "I believe this belongs to you?"

"Now you're stealing my shoes?" Azulina asked.

Legolas, who had followed them down the hallway, tried to hide his laugh.

"Back to your room!!!" Mrs. Leemin said.

Legolas gave Azulina a sympathetic look and walked down the hall.

"I swear! I didn't do it!" Azulina said. Man, I really over use that phrase.

"For some reason, I don't believe that!" Mrs. Leemin yelled. "Well, we'll see if locking you in your room all weekend will refresh your memory!"

She dragged Azulina back down the hall and shoved her into her room, locking the door behind her.

Azulina proceeded to scream through her door various profanities for the better part of an hour. When that didn't work, she proceeded to kick the door again and again. The door shook, but didn't give in.

"What kind of dumbass invents a door that can't be kicked in?" Azulina asked aloud in frustration.

She looked around the room for her swords, which is when she remembered that she left them in the training room.

"Well, aren't I bright?" She asked, sitting down on her bed and staring at the ceiling. "Wait, the ceiling!!!" She yelled, standing on her bed and pushing up on the ceiling, remembering her tiled ceiling back in her room in Rivendell. When the ceiling didn't give, she collapsed back on her bed.

THE NEXT DAY.....

"Bored." Thunk. "Bored." Thunk. "Bored." Thunk. "Bored." Thunk. "Think I'm going to wind up with a concussion soon." Thunk. "Bored." And so on and so on.

LATER......

"I mean, you'd think that they would put a breakable window in here but nooo." Azulina told herself as her attempts to break the window failed.

THE NEXT DAY......

"Stupid!!! Useless!!!!! Thing!!!!!" Azulina yelled, as she whacked her not working lock picker, (aka a bobby pin) against the wall. She then chucked it at the wall.

She then chucked various objects at the wall, deciding to take her anger out on anything and everything near her.

"That! Bitch!" She yelled as she threw a random shoe at the wall.

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"You'll never guess what I just did." Samuil said, sitting down next to Legolas.

"What?" Legolas asked.

"You know that Azulina girl right?" Samuil asked.

"Ya." Legolas answered.

"Well, not only did I pull the sweetest prank in history, but I framed her for it!" Samuil announced, smiling.

"You did what?!!" Legolas asked.

"I painted the cafeteria neon colors, then planted one of her dumb heeled boots." Samuil told his friend.

"You do realize that she's locked in her room now for something she didn't do, right?" Legolas asked.

"I know, isn't it great?" Samuil asked.

"No. It's stupid. So she punched you in the face. Get over it!" Legolas told his friend.

"Geez man, if I didn't know better, I'd say you liked her." Samuil said, walking off.

Well, then I guess you don't. Legolas thought, walking off to his room.

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Azulina heard her door opening, but still didn't look up from her "nice" drawing of Mrs. Leemin. Naturally, this picture involved blood, and lots of it at that.

"You may come out of your room now." Mrs. Leemin informed her, walking away.

"Thanks, bitch!" Azulina muttered, walking out of her room and naturally heading straight for Lorin's room.

"Hey, Legolas told me what happened." Lorin greeted as she opened the door.

"Hey, how was your weekend?" Azulina asked.

"Boring as hell." Lorin said.

"Don't complain, at least you could go somewhere other than a very small room." Azulina told her friend.

"True. Speaking of which, what the hell did you do all weekend?" Lorin asked.

"Tried to escape by kicking the door down, yelling through the door, breaking the window, and using the ceiling. None of those worked, so I set my homework on fire, threw random things at the wall, and bashed my head into a wall several times." Azulina said.

"I can see about the wall part, you're forehead is purple." Lorin told her friend.

"Meh." Azulina said. "Help me. I am so bored, I think I am about to die."

"I can see that. You wanna go fight or something?" Lorin asked.

"You really wanna fight me right now? Consider how much anger I have just waiting to be taken out on something or someone." Azulina asked her friend.

"True. So, you wanna go use those wooden targets?" Lorin asked.

"Great! I can destroy something else!!" Azulina agreed.

"Else?" Lorin asked.

"So I happened to set fire to my desk. The flames stopped eventually." Azulina said absent mindedly.

The two girls ran off to take their anger out on something.

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